fuck you I liked it

I liked the women vampires.

>>82905015
It was great

>>82905015
it was a good turn off your brain flick

>>82905015
Me too, didn't take itself too serious and I loved the hammy performances

>>82905015

Me too
Fucking loved it

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>>82905015
Comfy stormy weather viewing desu

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>Kate Beckinsale in a tight leather corset

>>82905015
What? Is Van Helsing supposed to not be good? I fucking love that movie, comfy af, can watch it a million times.

>>82905015
Same!

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>>82905202

i like all monster movies

>>82905333
The scene that gave me facesitting fetish

Soundtrack kino!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5dyfDq9w0ac

>>82905015

>that mid-2000s dvd that collects dust on your shelf next to League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Constantine, and Joe Dirt

The sets in this movie were literally 11/10 top kino.

Seriously watch it sometime and pay attention to them, theyre fucking amazing.

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Did nothing wrong

>>82905552
But I have the Blu-ray

>>82905608
He was wanted for the murder of twelve men, six women, four children, three goats, and a rather nasty massacre of poultry.

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>that ballroom full of vampires

My dudebro mate and I both went to see this on release. At one point, we both slowly turned around, looked at each and started laughing uncontrollably. Guess which moment.

>>82905609

reported for underage

>>82905751
>implying I don't have it on VHS and DVD as well

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>>82905015
Relentless pace, but I liked it. Dracula had good taste in women.

>>82905750
>If you want to shoot, shoot, don't talk

>>82905824
>Dracula had good taste in women.
Yes, but which was the best?

>>82905867
left one

>>82905867
right one

>>82905867
middle one

>>82905552
>letting based Constantine collect dust

>>82905824
>>82905867
Ironicly accurate to the book, his wives are supposed to be the most attractive women Helsing had ever seen.

>>82905015
the depiction of dracula was terrible. he came off as a manic faggot whos shadow was more interesting than himself

>>82906237
Should have just given him slicked back hair without a ponytail, no earring, and maybe a slight moustache.

>>82905750
DEW YEW LIEK TO FLAI? AHAHAHAHAHA!

>>82905552
>letting them collect dust

So did I

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>>82905867

The spanish girl obviously.

>Mfw I saw her in "Room in Rome"

It's honestly great and stylish, same director as the 1999 The Mummy and Deep Rising, Stephen Sommers knows how to makes movies with fun and heart in them.

The werewolves were great.

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>>82905015

>>Rogue One "sucked"
>>Van Helsing "good"

If this board ever had any credibility at all, it has surely been lost.

>>82905867
Right. And I hate gingers.

>>82906534
>judging everything by the same standards

World doesn't work like that, anon.

this is my dads favourite movie.

>>82906534
both sucked, case closed

>>82906534
kys

>>82906237
We were all having a good discussion and the this manic faggot shows up

>>82905015

The setup is great with Mr. Hyde and then when he gets all the different weapons but the plot barely makes sense and the whole thing just feels tedious after a while

>>82905202
this

>bloodborne: the movie

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>>82905015
This one was better.

>>82905015
Yeah, I dont remember anything about the movie but I remember I liked it. Wasnt dissappointed.

>>82905552

Constantine is fuckin kino.

>>82909196
Stormare is kino Satan and Tilda is kino Gabriel

>>82905750
Which one?

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>>82906534

I like both!

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Kino

>>82905015
tfw this was the first dvd i rented when I finally ditched my video player

>>82905015
this movie was fun-kino
>great ost
>cheesy action scenes
>werewolf vs. vampire
>goofy sidekick
>initially evil but then sympathetic bad guy sidekick
>stupid accents
>romance

>>82905824

Red head, hnnng

I still get to half mast just thinking about her.

>>82905015
>fuck you I liked it
Indeed I did.

>>82905202
Her outfit was one of the best things about that movie.

>>82905824
Blond. I'd let her suck me dry, if you catch my drift.

>>82905015
I liked it. Not enough Vampire lore has the Werewolf weakness. I don't know where that started, but I like it. Classic dex vs str match-up. Frankenstein being an undead battery was neat too. I haven't watched it in a hot minute though.

>>82905608
Wait, was Mr. Hyde in this too?