If Tom Hardy misses his curfew he is Home Tardy.

>>82902442
sounds like something straight from reddit

Goddamn it I laughed

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If Tom Cruise was a battered wife he'd be Mom Bruise.

>>82902442

Fuck you for this shit thread. I rather have another Bane shitpost than this Digg shit.

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If Ben Affleck was ill with some sort of disease he would be Ben Afflicted

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If Brad Pitt has a little English in him, then he is a Tad Brit.

>>82902775
>Bane
>shitposting
Pick one.

>>82902442
Hom Tardy
>>82902828
Tard Brit

indeed

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If Zack Snyder was a bug, he'd be a Black Spider.

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>>82902893
If Quentin Tarantino was an animal he would be Quentin Tarantula

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>>82902828
>>82902820
>>82902727
>>82902893

If Jim Carrey worked in a funeral home he would be Jim Carry.

>>82902820
He already has a disease. Alcoholism

>>82903045
Ben Alcoholic

>>82903045
>implying alcoholism is a real disease

put down the bottle junkie

>>82903102
Ben Al-Coholic

>>82902442
alright you got me

>>82902442
>>82902828
Kek

>>82903181
Abu Ben al-Koholic

>>82902442
If he doesn't show up much he's Tom Hardly

If Tom Hardy was made out of a sturdy material like diamond he would be Tom Hard

if bullshit had a bit more bullshit in it
it would be bullshitter

Threads like this makes me want ISIS to bomb every fucking city in the world

>>82903566
If ISIS existed it would be IT IS

If Tom Hardy''s in a bad mood he's Tom Mardy

>>82903566
if tom hardy was ISIS his name would be bomb party

>>82903566
Tom Thanks

>>82903566
If Tom Hanks was a sleazy ho he'd be Tom Skanks

>>82903566
If Tom Hardy was hanging ten he'd be Tom Gnarly

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If Steve Harvey was bulimic, he'd be Heave Starvey

>>82902828
This thread sucks but this post here, this is quality

>>82905292
samefag

>>82905292
In other words you kind of like the thread
Steve Bruschetta