Why was he acting so creepy when trying to acquire the trust

>>82901928
>when trying to acquire the trust of four strangers on a dangerous mission?
He was just there for a drink and a night with a hobbit wench.

Because Middle Earth is actually BRAAAPP

>>82901928

probly trying to get a read on them while not drawing too much attention to himself or business

and to fuck hobbitesses

Can't a guy do a quick fap alone in the corner to relieve stress without people judging him? Sheesh...

>>82902003
>sit alone in a dark corner of a pub with your hood on and stare at midgets autistically

That's not the way to avoid attention. Remember that the Hobbits thought he was a bad guy at first.

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He was high from the pipeweed and he didnt want the barkeeper to see his red eyes and throw him out lmao am i right lads

>>82902141
haha lol

>>82902309
lol ;-)

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>>82902141
kek

>>82902369
;) .....
*unzips your pants with my teeth*

Mmm... I always wondered if you had a big cock..

>>82902141
Rofl

>>82902461
OwO whats this?

>>82902069
Yeah but nobody else bothered him.

>>82902479
>:)
*bites lip*
Its so thick, I want to feel it throb in my mouth... Please let me suck your cock senpaii

>>82902574
>>82902479
>>82902461
get out of my thread degenerates

>>82902141
not sure if the other responses were sarcastic but I genuinely chuckled

>>82901928
what was his tax policy

>>82903582
No one pays taxes. They enslave little baby Orcs to work for them and redistribute the wealth.

He spend so much time doing ranger stuff alone in the woods that he forgot how act like a normal person.

>>82903743
Seriously? who voted for this guy to be king?

>>82903582
Flat income tax rate, no progressive tax rate f. He also had tax subsidies for farmers willing to settle in Ithilien and the previously territories of Mordor to ensure they would be be settled by Gondor and create a tax shield against the east. Finally, he opened Gondor to the investment of the Dwarven guilds, even having Gimli and other dwarves create a new gate for Minas tirith. This saw a short period with an influx of non humans in Gondor before Gimli fucked off to the undying lands.

>>82901928
He just wanted to look cool.

>>82905084
lol if I did this all the Chads and Stacey's would just point and laugh at me