Man sues his date for texting in kinoplex

>>82901058
I would bet $100 that this guy posts on 4chan

still not as bad as having your cineme infected with niggers

she can do whatever she wants

>>82901209
not on his dollar

whores need to learn their fucking place

no, she's /ourgal/ for posting on /tv/ then walking out on capeshit

I thought the lowest a person can go to court for was 20 bucks

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>>82901058
>37 years old
>His idea of a date is Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2

>>82901239
Its his dumbass fault for taking someone to the movies on the first date

>37 yo
>bringing his date to watch Guardians of Reddit

Marvelcucks are irredeemable

>>82901319
>s-sure ill pay for the entire night
>o-oh you have another date, n-no problem
>have a fun time ill finish your meal for you then
>oh you wanna take it to your boyfriend. s-sure

unironically you

I've never been on a date.

What is a proper first date supposed to look like? Just dinner, right?

>>82901388
gun range

>>82901058
>37 yr. old manchild who took his online date to see GotG
He was in the wrong. He shouldn't have taken her to a children's movie.

>>82901397
Guns are evil

>>82901388
If you're not sucking and fucking within a few seconds of making eye contact, she's not the one.

>take prospective gf out to see guardians of the galaxy 2
>really enjoy the movie, assume she is as well
>groot comes on screen
>immediately start grunting
>"I am groot."
>lose my shit, can't wait to post about it on reddit
>minigroot is on screen
>turn blue in the face from laughter
>look over at date
>she's on the phone
>lose my shit, but decide to let it slide
>designated shooter stands up and starts shooting
>she casually dodges the bullet while STILL TALKING ON THE FUCKING PHONE
>usher walks up to us
>blush in extreme shame
>have to do 3 months in the butter mine because my date didn't get shot
You're goddamn right I'm suing that bitch.

He's just mad because she called him a nerd.

>let's sit in a dark room for two hours not talking
>a "date"
Put some effort in

>>82901420
I wouldn't want anyone that easy, you faggot.

>>82901058
>watching GoG2
no, he fucking isn't

>>82901255
It'll get thrown out on the first hearing. She won't even need to be present. He just filed the suit and called the press and they're going along with it because he doesn't realize how stupid he seems.

>>82901388
Some house chores. Then if it doesn't work out atleast you got something out of it.

I wonder what sort of dogshit cinema let her bring a phone in and not make her check it in the locker with her clothes.

>>82901430
You only get one month for sneaking in unaccompanied, do that next time

>>82901312
>37 years old
>his idea of a date is a movie for normies

shocking how normies work honestly

>>82901388
Serious answer, lunch at a casual restaurant.