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r-robbert?

WHERE ARE YOU ROBERT? HELLO?!

shieeet free popcorn my niggas!

I NEED MY EXTRA LARGE BUTTER WITH SIDE OF CRAB LEGS

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU ROBERT

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>>82899817
AYO CAN I GET SOME SERVICE IN HERE
WHAT THE FUCK

Come on Robert, where are you, buddy?

>>82899817
SOMEBODY CALL 911! ROBERT?!

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okay ha ha, good one, joke's over guys. where is he?

that muscular nigger is probably fucking some cuckolds' white girfriends infront of them

does anyone unironically have that as their wallpaper

>>82899817
Where's ma nigga, Robert?

ROBERT MY FALCON IS HUNGRY!!!

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>>82900769
Not so fast, sir.

he died as he lived

wtf i hate 2017 now

R-ROBERT? WHERE IS HE?

>>82901030
You MONSTER. I trusted you with my daughter!

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>>82899817
Sorry about that big guy. Here's some popcorn for you.

>>82901030
PUT IT DOWN ROBERT!!!

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Robert just has a day off, guys.
He needs to spend some time withhis family.

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>>82899817
Robert is no longer employed at this establishment.
He died in a plane crash.

May he rest in peace, he was a big guy.

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giv robert bak

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>>82901153

>>82901030
That's not even your hand, Robert.

>>82901030
Why is your hand white, Robert?

How did we pick the name Robert for him?

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>>82901030
DO IT YOU SON OF BITCH, I LOVED YOU ROBERT

>>82901153

>nigger hands

Nice try, Robert

>>82901254
You don't pick other people's names for them

I'm sorry but Robert got caught in a driveby shooting last night while out buying some skittles for his wife's son, he didn't make it...

>>82901345
His wife's son?

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BOO!

>>82901581
AAAAHHH!!! Robert, don't scare me like that.

>>82901254
That's what his nametag says.

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Your crab legs, with extra semen as you requested sir.

Sorry I took a while, I was cranking out a fresh load, just for you.

>>82901581
FUCKING Jesus fuck haha you got me Robert

>>82901983
MMMMMmmmm, thank you Robert!!

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>>82901581
JESUS SHIT FUCK

>>82901983
I love this picture so much

>>82901983
Thanks Robert, my wife and my wife's daughters loved it.

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>W-hat is this?! Um s-sorry I mean Robert, I didn't know you liked black chicks.

>>82899817
Glad this nigger got fired. Now I can finally watch some kino again.

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>>82902186
>What was that again, sir?

>>82901234
Reverse Jeb

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>It's a crazy usher kidnaps Robert to try and run the theater himself episode

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Robert here to ask you to please remember to be considerate and put your phones on silent during the film. Enjoy.

>>82902216
Fuck. Back to netflix again.

>>82902360
*texts during the movie* Fuck you Robert!!!

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Here he is with a transparent background :^]

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>>82902398
Please turn your phone off, anon. I am everywhere at once and I will always know

>>82902216
How good is Lane at taking the bbc?

>>82902530
robert doesn't race mix, fool

>>82901153
For you

>>82902530
Ask Jules, he's seen it

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Willkommen im Kino, ich heiße Robert Schmidt, was kann ich für dich bekommen?

So when are we going to combine our autism and write a sitcom script?

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>>82901153

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>>82899817
Robert is working hard so you don't have to! Enjoy your kino.

>>82902621
Good idea. Let's start right now.

ONCE

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GUESS WHO BITCHES

>>82902516
What you going to FUCKING do about it, Robert?

>>82902728
Hi Mr. Ticket, where's Robert?

Am I witnessing the birth of an epic new meme?

>>82902728
N-no!

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>>82902793
AT HOME FUCKING MY WIFE LIKE A GOOD BULL
>>82902805
SIR, DO I NEED TO REITERATE THAT THERE IS A NO SINGLES POLICY IN EFFECT AT THIS KINOPLEX?

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>>82902839
Hey asshole, give me a real ticket, not a slip of paper that says "TICKET".

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>>82902803

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>>82902854
BUT SIR, IT IS A REAL TICKET
A TICKET TO YOUR IMAGINATION AND THE IMMENSE KINOPLEX OF THE MIND

>>82901140
>If I pull that [bill] off, will you die?

>>82902887
DON'T SHINE THOSE FUCKING LIGHTS IN MY EYES!!!

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>>82902887
>>82902839
>>82902728

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>mfw I buy two tickets for myself to bypass the no singles policy

>>82902997
>his theater doesn't have a virginity detector machine

Lucky bastard

I hate niggers and am 100% anti-cuck, but I'd let Robert sleep with my wife, daughter, and mother.

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>I'm gonna leave with the tickets, and all of you will stay in your seats until I've left.

>>82903122
They have us take a test because the new machines aren't a thing yet in Europe
Luckily I know the guy at the concession stand very well and he always hides pieces of paper with the answers inside the popcorns for me

>>82903410
>>82902887
>>82902997
>>82902839
>>82902728
This guy is ruining the meme.

>>82902216

Is this the series finale?

>>82902216
why does moot work at the theater?

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これは私の立場です,
「POPCORN」!

>>82903630
>立場
It's スタンド

>>82903441
>ruining
>meme
Bitch all memes are already horrible

>>82902516
Is Robert to the Kinoplex what Jack is to that hotel in the shining?

>>82901140
>>82901153
>>82902628
Stop trying to revive your shitty dead meme by forcing it into this one.

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>>82899817
>heh what are you going to do now? with robert out of the way, the entire watermelon stand belongs to ME

>>82903565
Where else did you expect him to work?