Whats the greatest Futurama joke? >inb4 muh feels episode

>>82899337
>I'm having one of those things... Like a headache with pictures!
>I used to forage for edible mushroomson my bath mat.
Not really jokes but always makes me kek.

Tally me banana!

>>82899337
what is the joke here? is it just that the physics department and torque?

>>82899337
My favorite Futurama joke isn't even that clever, but it's in the Star Trek one when the plan fails after they explained the plan with a simple balloon analogy

Fry: Like a balloon, and... something bad happens!

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... checkmate.

Attila the Hun: Stop! No shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!
Zapp: Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun!

>>82899337
Do a flip

>Fry: Four identical castles!
>Bender: Each more identical than the last!

>>82899337
sneed's seed and feed formerly chuck's.

>>82901755
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>82899337
>Y'know, I was God once
>Yes I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

>I am the man with no name, zapp branigan.

>You can't even remember your own name, Einstein.
>Einstein's a hard name to remember!

Not sure what the best one is, but I liked the opposite world one and golden bender says "bite my glorious golden ass."

Futurama is funnier than the Simpsons because it doesn't have to compete with a retarded counterpart.

>I'm sorry you had to see that, Fry. Usually I keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.

>No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

>Everyone has been completely brainwashed!
>Hey everybody! Let's go vote third party!
>Woo!

Can't find the clip but it made me choke on my water when i first heard it.

>>82899337

>mayor of New New York wants to kill mutants living in the sewers
>grabs a missile
>missile is called 'I-See-BM'
>laugh for 10 minutes straight

BITE

>What the hell is that thing?
>It appears to be the mothership.
>Then what did we just blow up?
>The hubble telescope

makes me laugh my ass off everytime

>>82899337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNBFux0ENKc
...and then they built the supercolider

MY ONLY REGRET IS

The only jokes I can remember are zap brannigan lines.

>when we hit that bullsye they'll domino like a house of cards, checkmate
>EROTIC
>sham pag en

>>82899337
[Spoiler]the renewed seasons[/spoiler]

>>82903782
>>"It's a quantum finish!"
This was glorious.

I also love the one where something releases chlorine gas and all the living things run away. But Bender laughs at them until he remembers chlorine rusts metal.

>news mentions Turanga Leela
>Fry: "Turanga?"
>Amy: "That's her name Phillip"
>Bender: "PHILLIP?"
That's my favorite at least

>>82904831
Sadly this guy is right. I did a re-watch this year, and i had to stop watching halfway through season 6. It's not a bad show, but it pales in comparison to the earlier seasons.

Not only were the jokes bad, the stories were contrived and uninteresting and the characters are both caricatures and empty cardboard cut-outs.

>"That'll be $10.77, same as my PIN number"

Rick and Morty of the 90s

>>82905107
Except a lot better and less needlessly edgy

Bender: Maybe how learned to talk as a trick, like Fry
Fry: Like Fry! Like Fry!

>>82902196
>How I felt playing Black and White as a kid

>>82905203
Oh FUCK now I need to go reinstall that game

When (presumably) God laughs in that episode where Bender gets stranded in space and says "oh almighty me"

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>Tom Sawyer, you tricked me

but my favorite is Fry the cop, the ep is pure gold

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>>82905282
I'm a gigantic brain

>>82905369
I am the greeetest

>>82904624

Is there more to the "and then they" apart from it sounding funny?

>>82905107
>tfw Futurama started in the 90's

War is the H Word has a good joke every minute
I also think Where the Buggalo Roam is underrated

>>82901422
>>82901522
>>82902254
>>82904735
The first few seasons really did an amazing job with Brannigan

>>82905892
>>82901422
>>82901522
>>82902254
>>82904735

FLY THE WHITE FLAG OF WAR

>everyone be veeeery quiet, we're in the ear...
>okay professor
>WHAT?

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>>82905960
This

>>82899337
the evolution one

>What if the secret ingredient of Slurm... is people!
>No, there's already a drink like that -Soylent Pepsi
>Really? How is it?
>...it varies from person to person.

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Pretty dumb joke but I love it

>Requisition me a beat
>We'd treat people like slime and make then stand in line even if nobody paid us!
>I am bender, please insert girder

Underrated episode

the one special where they completely retconned jurassic bark and made sure seymour lived his life with fry instead of dying alone and leaving an emotional impact on the viewer

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>>82906216

>>82906017
Soylent Cola you mook, they'd never get approval to use Pepsi.

>Doesn't it bother you you are taking advantage of your girlfriend's trust?
Hahahahaha. Oh wait, you're serious, let me laugh even harder. AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>82903939
I dont get it.

>>82901522
that same episode
>The last time that happened, I got slapped with three paternity suits!

>>82906492

some missiles are called ICMs, the joke being this missile is called I see BM (as in bowel movements) cause it's in the swerer

>>82905226
don't forget to patch if you're playing campaign

That bee episode was pretty trippy

>>82906276
They already did though

>I'll have a horse burger with the hirse fries and a horse coke
>Horse Pepsi okay?
>Nay

>>82906578
>>82906276

parody laws exist for a reason, soylent pepsi is a parody thus protected

>>82904735

>"death by snu snu"
>kif disgusted
>"what are you, gay?"

>>82906216
Some emotional impacts you dont want. If pissing over their legacy means that fictional dog had a happy life, then open the floodgates

>>82906611
Regardless, it was still called soylent cola in the episode.

>>82906578
Fair point, well made.

>Oh! A lesson in not changing the past from Mr. "I'm my own grandpa."

>>82906538
Some missiles are called ICBMs, inter continental ballistic missiles.

>>82906770

ah didn't realize that, thought it was just ICMs. thanks for the info

>>82906538
>>82906770
Thanks.

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>"Ah Bender! This is a surprise! For you! Finding me, hiding in your refridgerator!"

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>Fry, it's me.
>.....Hermes?

You know if Futurama was airing today /tv/ would call it Reddit.

>>82906770
Yay! Civilization has taught me things!

>>82907088
everything is reddit to someone

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>>82899337
this whole episode

i cant watch it because amy makes me horny

>>82907088
That's true, but who the fuck actually cares what /tv/ has to say about anything?

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>>82907255
>that scene with leela and amy wrestling in those outfits

>Bender's Computer Dating Service, Discrete and Discreet

>>82907238

I can't believe they didn't get Ed o'neill for that

>C'mon Lasty!

A joke so good I often misremember it being from the Simpsons

>>82907343
what episode is that from

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This one.

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>>82907294
>that scene where Leela and Amy get muscular

BALLS THOROUGHLY LICKED

My favorite is visual joke from the first Xmas episode. It's when Fry was on the skyscraper hanging on the digital clock, then as it changes numbers, he gets closer to falling. It was a clever ass joke that must have taken some serious imagination to even come up with. The writing in that episode is one of the bests.

>>82907392
Luck of the Fryish i think

>>82907402

Isn't that a what if episode? Those were usually top tier

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The entire existence of this character is a fantastic absurdist joke

>>82907392
Pretty sure that's from Insane in the Membrane

>>82904518
Haha second

Pretty much any line from the robot mafia

"We're the Robot Mafia...the entire Robot Mafia!"

"Heheheh. Get a load o' the ball bearings on this guy huh? I like you kid, here's something for your trouble...*whispers* its money"

"You wanna join me Clamps and Mousepad at our 'social club' tomorrow night?"
"Eh, I'd rather plan some felonies"
"Oh...then we should meet at our mafia crime headquarters"

"Hoho dis guys an ox! He's got oxen like strength. He needs a nickname right? Lets call him Clamps!"

>>82905412
For no raisin

>>82907611
>"Hoho dis guys an ox! He's got oxen like strength. He needs a nickname right? Lets call him Clamps!"
This is exactly what I hoped you were going to post when I started reading it.

Robot Devil episodes were great

Anyone else agree?

Just the concept of a robot hell and it being real is great

>>82907611
>That filthy scab is gonna have an on the job accident...
>With all due respect, boss, I don't think we should rely on an accident happening. Let's kill him ourselves.

>>82907022
Hahaah classic

>>82906767
That episode is an all time classic. I love how it starts out with them not wanting to cause any paradoxes and as it goes on, they all care less and less.

One of my favorite gags in the episode was when the professor blasted a hole in a wall while he was asleep and then wakes up and remembers what he was supposed to be doing.

>I'm 40% whatever it is you need

>>82907660
>you can't have your characters just announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!

>>82905412
NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAESON

>>82907660
>Who would've thought that Hell would be a real place, and that it'd be located in New Jersey?
>Well, actually...

>>82907022
I've never been so relieved to have been beaten up by a woman

>>82907294
>when Leela asks Fry to rub bodywash on her in the shower
>Amy asks Fry too and says when she doesn't use enough soap Leela punishes her

>>82907718

kek

>>82907664
>>82907655
>"Yo dere' our pigeon now! Lets shoot bullets out of our guns"

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>I will go this far and no further

also

>Mumbo? Perhaps. Jumbo? Perhaps not!

>>82907718
>As a robot, I can't feel human emotions, and sometimes that makes me sad.

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>>82899337

>I'm not actually going to leave, this is where I live, but you don't have to talk to me anymore
>she stands there in the background

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>>82903493
Luckily it ended before that happened

>I was born in 200 log cabins

Not really a joke but when Lela is hitting the Robot Devil with the gold violin, and he's making girlish shrieks always makes me smile. Then the final one when she drops it and it hits him again.

>>82905107
>Gods not *GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!* real Fry

Fry is honestly one of the best, if not THE best, written idiot characters of all time.

>>82907849
>time for the drum solo!

My favourite of all time is:
>I've had it with you robots. Whenever a fire alarm is pulled, it's robot house. Whenever the college liquor store is looted, robot house. Whenever a human corpse is descrated-
>ah, now I can explain that one-

>Oops.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lbcfl0_71s

>>82907799
I say this often

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLPkKZS6q9k

>theres a button in the center of a circle
>fry misses
>"oops"

had a kek lads

>>82907945
gold

>>82907660
>Calculon, old friend, I'm afraid I need your ears.
>Well I do owe you for giving me this unholy ACT-ING TALLENT!

>oh package on the doorstep huh? here let me stomp that out for you
>NO Bender! its a baby!
>bender still stomping it looks back and says
>a baby what? while still stomping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruvCzsLZ-zY

BLURN BLURN

BLURRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNN

>>82907818
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME TASTY THINGS TASTED SO TASTY!?!

>>82907818
...but he just said woo

"Funny story, the script called for me to say yes, but I gave it a little twist"

>Oh no! History's greatest villains!
>Genghis Kahn!
>Professor Moriarty!
>EVIL LINCOLN!!!

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1. Brannigan
2. Bender
3. The Professor
4. Scruffy
5. Fry
6. Leela
7. Kiff
8. Amy
9. Hermes
10. The kids

>>82906827
>>82906770
>>82906538
>>82906498
Oh so I did get it, it just wasn't funny. Thanks.

HERMES DON'T PRESS THAT BUTTON

>An elephant that never forgets....to kill!
>And a seldom used crab named Lucky...aka Citizen Snips

https://youtu.be/eXKeHAyGBqc

>So Calculon, do you want to set up this clip from All My Circuits?
>No, I think it's pretty self explanatory.
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!"
>Funny story, the script called for me to say "Yes" but I gave it a little twist.
>Anecdote accepted. Snappy comeback not found.

>Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men

>>82908299
...

>>82907549
Jesus Christ you're right, why the fuck would you build a hedonist robot? That's pretty clever as a joke.

>Good lord that's over 150 atmosphere of pressure!
>How many atmospheres can the ship stand?
>Well, it's a space ship, so I'd say anywhere between 0 and 1.

>>82908320
>Have the boy lay out my formal shorts.
>The boy, sir?
>You Kif, you lay out my formal shorts.

>at the oscars
>they're handing out the minor technical awards. I think writing is next.

>Tomorrow you'll be making a delivery to Ebola 9, the virus planet

>>82908331
...

>>82907472
yeah that was a really cool scene

it always stood out to me when i watched that episode when i was younger

Good news everyone, report to my bedroom for a private exhibition

>>82908398

kek that episode was gold

>>82908565
THE MAGICIAN

Someone give me an episode to watch

>>82908552

I'm fairly sure that scenes been done to death, didn't Back to the future have doc hang off a clock hand? May be misremembering this but I'm almost positive that gag has been done before

Still a good ep

>Yep! Totally gay!
>Are You sure?
> Yep. Unless I'm getting interference from a gay weather balloon

>shes built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro
>what are you, gay?
>our top voodoo economists
>no more cheap crackhouses for me no more

>>82905949
please, you give me too little credit

This always gets a good chuckle out of me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1zPmswvWgA

>>82908586
The Roswell one

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>>82908603
Digital clock, dude.

>>82908688

Damn did NOT remember that. I stand super corrected.

>>82901971
Formerly RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC

>>82908603
yeah but it's a unique spin on that gag

>>82908344
Calm down pleb it's not that special

>>82908311

A friend of mine used Citizen Snips as his gaming screen name all through high school. I will steal that if someone ever asks who I am.

>>82907660
>looks like its back to hell for me
>come on, nixon

>>82905086
>fry is a vehicle for 2000's/2010's references
it frustrates me so much

>I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boo-*punch*

>Ye think me be he?
>Si.
>Ni. I mean no.

The episode where Fry drinks 100 coffees and achieves flash status was well done I thought

>>82908530
...OK.

>Nixon: How's the family?
>Morbo: Belligerent and numerous

tell my wife and kids I said.... hello

I love Futurama but the meme characters like Zoidberg and Scruffy are pure cringe

>>82908839
That's not a joke. Get out of this thread.

God damn this place is reddit.

Someone post some child gore I need to wash my eyes.

>>82906575
first time i saw it i was confused as shit

What the fuck was their deal with Nixon? That shit happened like 25 years before the show even aired.

>>82908760
Eh, it's the kind of thing which makes you laugh more the more you think about it. The "why" of hedonism bot is an intrinsically funny question

>>82908889
That's a wicked sense of humor my man!

*upvotes*

>>82908907

the writers probably grew up during his administration

>>82908907
The writers probably grew up with him as president, and he's pretty funny to parody anyway. The Simpsons had him show up a few times as well.

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>>82906575
I hated that episode.

AND YOU CAN GET TO FUCK CAPTCHA! (pic related)

>>82908562
Can I touch it?

>>82908884

>drinks 100 cups of coffee tweaking out all the while
>goes full flash, humming bird is seen in the window
>nods towards it
>no jokes

you have really high standards on what you call a joke I guess but I thought it was funny

>>82908892

It's defintely one of the ones you should rewatch, it's really well done how they set it up

>>82908975

any particular reason you hated it? Leela centered episode?

>>82903786
In some reairings they dubbed in a new line about voting tea party

>>82899337
>Whale biologist.

>>82909020
*citation needed*

>>82908889

http://imgur.com/TcMyzmJ

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>>82909009
It's just a really slow episode, not that many good jokes, the song in it is awful, which most of them are in Futurama, and yeah I guess Lela centered episode. Objectively the worst character in the series.

They said I probably shouldn't be a surgeon
They poo-poo'd my electric frankfurter
They said I probably shouldn't fly with just one eye...

>>82908907
Nixon is a great president for hunor just because he was so unique

>>82909073
Do not reply to namefags at any time

>>82909145

I am bender please insert girder

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>>82899337
>Boy I've never seen him so down..or ever before
>Has everyone taken their suppositories?
>Yes! Stop asking!
>That was so bad I think you gave me cancer!

>Get a room you two!
>We're in a room
>Well then lose some weight

>>82909145
I am Bender please insert girder.

>You're full of crap Fry!
>Bzzzzt
>You make a persuasive argument Fry!

>You really want a robot for a friend?
>Yeah, ever since I was six.
>Well, okay. But I don't want people thinking we're robo-sexuals, so if anyone asks, you're my debugger.

>From now on, I can bend what I want, when I want, who I want.

Man, the pilot episode was fucking amazing.

>>82909163

> I don't think I can swallow this pill professor
>Good news! It's a suppository

I don't remember the set up exactly but
>Fry you're a moron
>No I'm..doesnt..

Hermes' intense hatred of Zoidberg always makes me laugh.

>The first order of business is lunch. May I suggest a nice lobster Zoidberg. Er, I mean, lobster Newburg. I mean, DOCTOR Zoidberg.

>>82908603
It's a famous Harold Lloyd stunt/gag.

>>82909194

the relationship between fry and bender was done well

That episode where bender is god and fry looks for him for weeks is great

>>82909145
>>82909162
>>82909193
Everybody sing Jamaica

>>82905369
That scene makes me laugh on command every time. Fuck.

>>82909237
The legendary Harold Zoid!

p.s. Cashier's cheque

>>82909248
Jamaica!

>>82908858
That's good. Nixon is pro war and pro family.

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>>82908874
>tfw its showtime at the Apollo all over again

"So you're saying these aren't the decaying ruins of New York in the year 4000?"

"You wish! You're in Los Angeles!"

"But there was this gang of 10-year-olds with guns."

"Exactly, you're in L.A."

"But everyone is driving around in cars shooting at each other."

"That's L.A. for you."

>>82909194
I still remember watching it premier when I was 5 years old.

>>82908907
I GO INTO PEOPLE'S HOUSES AT NIGHT A WRECK UP THE PLACE

>>82909499
And the people are all phonies! No one reads. Everything has cilantro on it...

>>82909499
This guy won't stop with the social commentary

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>If I wasn't so lazy I'd punch you in the stomach
>But you are lazy, right?
>Oh don't get me started

Sal is the best characters

>>82908907

Billy West does a great Nixon, not accurate necessarily but funny, so they made Nixon a recurring role. That's it. A lot of characters are decided based on the voices that the actors can do.

>You just had to go back to the crushenator?

>read thread
>no tape worms

that episode was great. WHO ARE YOU (points to statue) OH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5oGJTUpbpA

Dare you enter the Scary Door?

>>82909741
>Please, mister. Could you get my keys out of the machine?
>What do I look like? Some guy who's not lazy?

>We're whalers on the moon.

>>82908907
Listen here, Missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only thing that's different is me; I've become bitter, and let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place. Muahahaha!

>>82909799
I never understood those when I was younger because I never watched The Twilight Zone

>>82909793

>>Oh no wait a minute man

Every fucking time.

>>82899337

Wait a second, bender's name isn't bonder, it's bender!

>>82909807
>we carry a harpoon

>>82899337
From one of the movies, but it never fails to crack me up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXXTMcYvKoE

>>82909793
WELCOME TO THE GRAND CITY OF COLÖN

>>82909871
>my ancestors came here on the sandwich

>>82909913
But there ain't no whales

I end up usually rewatching S1-6 about 2 times a year. I just can't stop. I never get tired of it.

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>>82909799
>these are just examples, it could also be something much better
>he seems to be eating something, or perhaps he's a little drunk
I felt like shit earlier but this thread has me cracking up

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Fry: You find me fascinating, even when I'm not pretending to be a jewel thief or a lion tamer.
Mermaid: Lions? You have sea lions on the land?
Fry: Yep. We call them "land sea lions." I tame them

This episode was on yesterday and it killed me

>>82907964
"Most of which rhyme" is the best part.

>>82907611
>*RM shoots robot fuck loadof times*
>Robot gets up
>"let that be a warning to you"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SYpUSjSgFg
>"Well Suzie, the culprit isn't foreigners, its global warming!"
>"Globa Woba?"
>"Y..yeah..."

>>82905960

What about what?

https://youtu.be/s2ZdJtJo4Ok
The clip lacks some context but it always cracked me up.

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>DONT DATE ROBOTS
>paid for by the reptilian space pope

>>82899337
Literally this:
>There's only three real monsters, kid: Dracula, Blacula and Son of Kong. Now quit picking your nose and knead that dough!

I kek every time.

>>82907875
>alcohol makes you stupid!
>no I'm.....doesn't!

>>82910112
>Ted Tuner, Jeff Foxworthy, and the Magician

>>82910195
>Is the space Pope reptilian?

>>82907983
Kek it's so fucking stupid but I laugh everytime

What makes a man turn neutral...

>>82910154
>Lets mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship! Clamps burn down the crew."

>>82910253
>or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality

She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro

>>82909195
That episode is one of my all time favorites.
>You can marry that young dugong from Macon!

>what shall I do with your jergens sir
>squirt it on some homeless guy with dry elbows

>>82899337
The episode where nixon gives 300 dollars to everyone

>>82907022
>Leave Zoidberg alone! He has twice the training you do!
>Yeah he's a soldier and a butcher!
Also
>The Elders tell of a young ball much like you. He bounced three metres in the air. Then he bounced 1.8 metres in the air. Then he bounced four metres in the air. Do I make myself clear?
>Ambassador, our people tell the same story.

>>82909799
The narrations always make me laugh.

If the snu snu episode isn't in your top 3 favorites, you need to reconsider

>>82910333
>Ambassador, our people tell the same story.

The Heads of famous people in history being characters was a master stroke

>>82909195
>"Have you taken it yet?"
>Amy: YES!. stop asking

>>82910339
There's one surefire way to a woman's heart: kara-oke

>>82907611

"But what if management remains intransigent?"
"From the context it is clear what you mean"

>>82910421
Whats even better is that he was singing Lola which is about a man in drag.

>>82909799
Last man on Earth parody is the best one. Bender's comment really sells the scene though, I think it's something like "How ironic, done in by his own hubris".

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>Donbot: We're gonna try you out with a little delivery job. It's for a, uh, private lottery that we run.
>Bender: Wow, you guys run numbers?
>Clamps: Well, nothing fancy, y'know. Ones and zeros mostly.

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>Silence!
>I concur

>look, do you want false hope or not?!
>only if you don't have any real hope!

>>82909948
So we tell tall tales

>>82910456
>cursed by his own hubris!
I laugh everytime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsgyfRNdclg

>>82910339
>'No can dunk, but good fundamentals'

>>82910445
https://youtu.be/BqWyKSuVnts
>that "babababababaBUM" dance at the end

>>82907611
>Pretty much any line from the robot mafia
I think all robots were pretty hilarious, the entire absurd culture with them

>what killed the dinosaurs?
>ME!

NO

The RHYMING Becktionary

>>82910504
>Bender: Humans are no threat to us. They're stupid, putrid cowards!
>Fry: Damn right!
>Bender: The fact is, Humans are completely harmless!
>Blue Elder: We're well aware of that.
>Bender: You are?
>Blue Elder: Of course, but they're useful to us as a scapegoat to distract the public from their real problems.
>Green Elder: Like our crippling lug nut shortage!
>Orange Elder: And a corrupt government of incompetent Robot Elders!

>>82905203
>How I felt playing Black and White as a kid
I've never heard of that. Is it the urban version of Cowboys and Indians?

>>82904735
>>sham pag en
This one always stuck with me

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You can crush me but you'll never crush my spirit.
Ahhhh my spirit.

>Pack of highly, got it!

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>>82908869

>When you see it

>>82910588
Is this a reference I don't get?

>>82910339
The amazons are great in general.

>so whats it like on planet Amazonia
>BIG RATS THERE. ME CRUSH WITH CLUB
>Thats so interesting, maybe we can get to know each other better over a cup of coffee

>>82910654
no that's cops and robbers

>>82908975

Protip: just hit skip until you get one that says verify instead.

>>82910711
Perfect.

>take that beethoven! You deaf bastard!

>>82910654
Man, look it up, it was an amazingly creative game where you literally played as a god. It still holds up

>>82901522
>The holoshed is on the fritz again! The holograms became real!
>Dam, the last time that happened I got slapped with three paternity suits.

>>82910711
That has to be maintained by some script surely

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>>82902196

>Y'know, I was a Jedi once
>Yes I saw, you were doing well until everyone died

>>82909799
Being crazy about The Twilight Zone I loved these.

>>82906635
from that episode?
>we can not dunk, but good fundamentals, that more fun to watch

My name is not slick...

It's Zoidberg... John Fucking Zoidberg...

>>82909741
>What are those, hooks? Get out of here ya hookers!

So based on the seeming lack of jokes from later revival seasons in this thread, I made the right move in not bothering to watch them.

>>82910728
I just find it hilarious anyway. But apparently it's the taco bell chiuaha. and the hospital is called Taco Bellevue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkZd9XZsc6c

>>82910728
Grande means big.

>>82910333
Doctor not soldier, whoops.

>>82910946
There are some good episode's, but broadly speaking, yeah. It wasn't the same.

>you're the only woman that loved me
>I never loved you!
>I meant physically
Zapp was so great.

>>82908398
i use this at absolutely every possible opportunity.
which is surprisingly often.

for a long time i thought it was incorrect, surely when e.g. they delivered the pillows and had ot use the dolly because of extreme gravity, the weight of the air would mean a huge pressure on the outside of the ship.
of course in reality there would be no reason not to equalise pressure since it was presumably breathable air.

>>82908889
this is one of the most blatant cases of newfag trying to fit in ive ever seen

>>82909237
>Lloyd
one fucking job...

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>>82903782
I fucking love science!!

>>82911203
Air is not breathable at high pressures. There's a reason why the number of people who have SCUBA-dived below 300m is the same as the number of people who have walked on the Moon.

>>82910946
There are maybe 5 or so episodes from the revival that are good enough to be low to mid tier original episodes.

>>82904953
Haha those are the kind of jokes that really resonate with us enlightened and forward thinking people!

>>82911309
they were breathing outside, so it couldn't have been insanely high but i would presume more than 1atm

>>82906611
Laws never stopped people with enough money from starting long drawn out legal battles that just end up wasting time and money.

>RANDY?!?! You been hanging out with Randy again?!?

I've NOT heard of it

>>82907611
Also related, the idea of robots going on strike is a deeply clever concept; even more so these days on account of all those think pieces talking about how many jobs will be lost to automation in the future.

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>>82899337
>"She drives like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFNN5Qf2AR4

You should write a book Fry. People need to know about the CAN EAT MORE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu9MKu2YLj4

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Heya y'all

>>82909334
>If you had kids you'd understand!

>>82908921
It's the same thing as making fembots physically weaker than manbots.

Speaking of manbots.

>Have you any idea how it feels to be a fembot living in a manbot's manputer's world?
>What?

>>82901422
Dubs.

>>82911587
Billy West is a genius. That line could have been read a hundred different ways and be completely unfunny.

I'm a 10th level Vice President.

>>82908685
>Crackpot takes photograph of planet express ship
>blurry loch ness monster photo

>>82911368
the revival just didnt have the charm, i cant finish them, i dont want to see what they have done to the characters.

the entirety of this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSGDM6WDAGo

>>82911718

>whatsa matter red? YOU SCARED?

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How's workin in the lunch room, Frankie?