As-Salam-u-Alaikum, brother.

I thought it was just 'Salam Alaikum'?

>>82897985
Don't think, just get on knees and do the job

Technically Halal during Ramadan.

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>>82897948
why can't watch a god damn tv show without the gay agenda smacking me in the face with it's giant brown cock?

>>82897948
Reminder that this scene was originally meant to be between Will and Hannibal in the season 4 premiere.

>>82898146
Because his giant brown cock was also slapped across pages in the book.

Ass-Slam-U
I-Cum

>>82898146

>gay agenda

I'm sure the gay community would love for them to be thought of as grifters who fuck guys then steal their money, their identity then make them takeover their shitty cab driver job.

>>82898146
if you want to avoid that, do not watch anything produced or directed by Bryan Fuller. He has gone full SJW-mode.

I think it should have been the other way around, where the salesman was played by the bearded guy. He's a lot more watchable than the salesman. Kinda disappointed we wont be seeing the bearded Djinn anymore

>>82898256

>He has gone full SJW-mode.

How the fuck is the OP SJW related, it's taken straight from the book that was written in 2001

>>82897948


>/tv/ can't handle big dicks.


kek.

>>82897948
This show is trying it's hardest to alienate fucking everyone. Thank god, many of us love the source material and Ian McShane enough that I'm willing to forgive a lot.

So far there was the 15 minutes Black Lives Matter speech given by Anansi. Though the Chernibog and the actor that plays him did such a phenomenal job on the same episode that it made up for Anansi's BLM speech.

Then the very next episode you have very graphic anal sex between two gay muslims (and seriously, how many gay practicing muslims are there, I know there's Arabs, but this is different).

Luckily I've became so desensitized towards typical leftist tropes that I'm still on board. This show has enough going for it that I'm giving it a pass for a lot. Perhaps 4chan has desensitized me towards a lot of this stuff.

But the pros are:
>Ian McShane as Odin
>Chernibog and the actor who plays him.
>Shadow moon is good, I didn't expect him to be black but he still does the role justice.
>Mad Sweeney is great

Really most of the casting couldn't have been done better. The vibe of the book really radiates when I genuinely believed they couldn't translate that to the screen. '

But for the negatives, strong lefty message added to nearly every episode done with the subtlety of a brick through a window. Terrible CG (which Starz is rapidly becoming known for).

>>82898712
>Ian McShane as Odin
>Chernibog and the actor who plays him.
You namned Odins actor but you don't know who peter fucking stomare is? fucking hell anon

>>82898150
oh my god

>>82898712
>So far there was the 15 minutes Black Lives Matter speech given by Anansi.
Only thing I disliked desu. It made it look like Whites(Dutch) people invented slavery. Also I don't remember the Gods being able to time travel in the book. There is no way Anansi could have known the future in such certainty.

>>82897948
So what exactly is it that Ifrit's do?
>>82898146
Just imagine how many muslims that scene manages to piss off

Just think about that
>>82898150
>>82898866
Not really, it was in the book.

>>82898971
>So what exactly is it that Ifrit's do?
Fuck men up their boipussi

>>82898712
>So far there was the 15 minutes Black Lives Matter speech given by Anansi
>job on the same episode that it made up for Anansi's BLM speech.
Your bait is weak so kindly fuck off

>>82897948
That's kinda gay

>>82898892
>Anansi could have known the future in such certainty.

He can in the books, he also is a massive dick who gets people to kill or get killed for nothing more then his own personal advancement. In his book his son goes back (kinda) to meet the animal kingdom gods (who don't need people to believe in them) He only joins the war to his own advancement.

Go read Anansi boys, massive dick to his sons, family, and every one else. He isnt even black he only takes that form because it suits him.

He is the god of stories and lies.

>>82898892
I think even that speech could have worked as Africans on a slave ship would have been angry, so of course the gods of their people would be pretty pissed at the situation. I could have even bought the whole bit about the slave trade and how they're already dead so they may as well take some Dutch with them....

BUT I agree with you. Drawing direct parallels with modern America and cops keeping the blacks down and killing them was a BLM speech shoehorned in with the subtlety of a brick through a window.

Also, within the American Gods universe, these gods DO NOT KNOW the future or they wouldn't be conned into well....... I won't say. But even the god characters may have powers and divination to some extent, but none of them truly know how events will unfold or their own story arc. So the speech really didn't fit in the confines of the show properly.

They were just hoping to snare a few ultra-lefties and negroes by hitting you over the head with their chosen narrative. They could have done the same thing AND IT WOULD HAVE WORKED by simply not including his portion of the speech that talks about future America. Also I think, for the time, Anansi shouldn't have been in a modern suit, but a more African Garb.

Did Mad Sweeney ever get his coin back in the book?

>>82898971
>what exactly is it that Ifrit's do?

Within the show? Have a lot of gay sex.

>>82899206
No he dies from an overdose, Shadow gives him the 20 that kills him.

>>82899193
>DO NOT KNOW the future

Anansi does kinda, because he isn't even in the same class as Mr Wednesday.

>>82899206
No

Hes only seen two times in the book once at the bar where he fights shadow and once much later on where he dies (sort of) after being left to freeze to death, the scene where he confronts shadow in the cafe is added in the show

>>82898971

>Just imagine how many muslims that scene manages to piss off

Literally the only good thing.

>>82899367
I think Mad Sweeney is going to be in the show quite a bit more. I'm pretty sure this show will pad out with a lot more of the strong characters. Lowkey, Chernibog, and Mad Sweeney included.

Mad Sweeney plays the role so perfectly that they really need to get the max airtime possible with that character. There won't be a wasted scene.

The fag sex was so fucking disgusting. fucking jews

>>82899260
I mean according to real world mythology

>>82899441
I just really hope that they pad out Whiskey Jack and Henzelman without fucking them up

>>82898146
Oh boy, you are not going to like the next few decades m8.

>>82899193
Good post. I'm far from a /pol/user but that speech really botherd me. How would those tribesmen even know what the Police are?
I get that he's a trickster God but this was just too hamfisted.

>>82899193
>>82899629
Lol white boies can't handle the truth

>>82899193
I agree. Also, he shouldn't have been speaking English and using modern phrases.
>Let the motherfucker burn!

>>82899723
>He thinks motherfucker is a modern phrase

>>82899767
Please explain to me the historic origins of the term.

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>>82899450
I skipped that part as well since I read there was going to be a "spectacular gay sex scene". As soon as they were in the elevator basically.
But not because I think Gay Sex is disgusting or unnatural. I just find it unpleasant and a total turn-off to watch. I only like female assholes.

You might have some unresolved issues with your sexuality though. Watch a couple of minutes of Gay porn and look at your dick. If it shows anthing but shrinking in recoil you have to take a long, hard (haha) look at your life,

Bilquis made me have temporary Jungle fever though and I went through a WM-BF porn binge.

>>82899193
>when you are this fucking delusional
Since you either live in some third word shithole or a part of a civilized country where it's customary to fuck your cousins it might be a big shock to find out the message of the show goes in hand with the views of its target demographic.

>>82898712
>>82898892

Which was used entirely to race bait the slaves into sacrificing themselves and their captors because the god is a dick.
How retarded are you faggots

Don't forget islam getting BLOWN THE FUCK OUT by Egypt with Anubis taking a Muslim woman to the Egyptian afterlife.
Or a black man being cuckolded by a white man, if you guys seriously need counterbait to your paranoia fueled ranting.

>>82897985
i'm not gay but i kinda wonder what it would be like to be pinned down and made into a bitch by this fucking god. i need to worship him and his fat cock

>>82899906
>Which was used entirely to race bait the slaves into sacrificing themselves and their captors because the god is a dick.
Duh. It was a obvious and blatant message/speech to the 4th wall (i.e Audience of the TV show) you fucking inbred abortion survivor,

>>82899193
>cops keeping the blacks down and killing them was a BLM speech shoehorned in with the subtlety of a brick through a window.
or a NWA sojng

>>82897948
Imagine getting your ass pounded by a smegma-infested cock, and imagine the smegs and bacteria getting rammed into the small tears inside your anus, getting infected, and leaking pus discharge, making your asshole necrotic with gangrene, etc.


This is the kind of thing homo media want to normalize.

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>>82900291
>this is what /pol/ believes

>>82900291
It's pretty apparent that you really want a huge BBC up your ass if that's the kind of stuff you have to think about in order to deter yourself from gay sex.

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>>82900291
>Not keeping your cock clean

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>>82897948
>tfw i have a bigger dick than a god
>tfw i have a sph fetish

>>82900436
>sandniggers
>keeping anything clean

yea nah.

>>82900527
>The goalpost
>You moving it

>>82898712
except Anansi got everyone killed, he manipulated the slaves into killing the slavers and then getting themselves killed in process, exposing BLM and similar movements as a manipulation of people for their ulterior motives

I bet we will see Anansi again with a different actor but wearing similarly multicolored clothing, from how we see him first as a multicolored spider and then a multicolored clothing human, but still manipulating different group of people into commiting mass murder+suicide

>>82900433
>t. homo

>>82900593
>t. homo in denial

>>82900590
And what are the ulterior motives of BLM /pol/baby?

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>>82900590
>except Anansi got everyone killed, he manipulated the slaves into killing the slavers and then getting themselves killed in process, exposing BLM and similar movements as a manipulation of people for their ulterior motives
Except for this is not the way the masses have interpreted it. It was a BLM speech to them and for them. No doubt about it.

>>82900704
I'm not in denial, I'm gay and clearly so are you.

>>82900680
killing niggers

>>82900845
>>82900590
>this is what /pol/ actually believes

>>82900766
>It was a BLM speech to them and for them
No it was only a BLM speech to you right wingtards.

Do you really see the Jinn's dick? I only skimmed through the scene to see what the fuss was all about, but I didn't see any dicks.

>>82900888
It was a BLM speech to the writers of the show and everyone who isn't so buttblasted by that they have to come up with some retarded interpretation like that guy >>82900590

>>82900962
>>82900962
Yah, before they fuck the Djinn comes out of the shower and takes off his towel and has a huge cock.

>>82900291
I realise that personal hygiene might be an odd concept to you, but...

>>82900777
Incorrect. Y'all act alike.
>if you hate [X], you secretly must be [X]!
If I don't like spiders, am I secretly a spider?

>>82900962
There are other cocks too
Erect ones

If the Djinn took the salesman's body. How come no fire eyes?

>>82901059
We act like that because there is scientific evidence that people who write shit like this are actually repressed fags themselves >>82900291

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/07/17/study-homophobia-homosexual_n_7816390.html

>>82900962
You only see the dong itself briefly and not in its erect state. (Which is surprising, given how much erect cock this show has elsewhere, but I think I read an article saying the network tried to get them to keep this scene in the realm of 'pornographic' rather than 'pornography'.)

>>82901094
Yeah, so far there have been 3 dicks on the show. 2 erect, and one soft (tho the soft djinn cock is prolly bigger than some hard cocks)

>>82901028
Yeah, just saw it. That's a pretty big dick, but I imagine he's a shower, not a grower.
>>82901094
Yeah, I remember them from the previous episodes. You can also kinda see the bottom's dick, but it's smaller than the Jinn's.

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>>82901117
because fire in anus

>>82900680
ask soros

>>82901148
4 actually, I think.

White cucks phone, erect
Bilquis' random victim, erect
Muslim salesman's otherworldly form, erect
The Jinn, soft

Theres been more erect dicks than soft so far. Thats gotta be a TV record.

>>82901125
Muffpo wrote a popsci article?
Homophobes BTFO!

>>82901117

He didn't take his body, they traded jobs.
Hence why he's seen talking to Wednesday in the Salesman's suit rather than his taxi burlap lookin sweater shit.

>>82897948
has isis responded to this in any way?

>>82901324
>retard doesn't know what popsci means
Yes, homophobes BTFO.

>>82897948

Mr. World when?

somebody post the webm

>>82901679
>retard thinks there's any legitimate reason to be a faggot
wew

>>82898712
>So far there was the 15 minutes Black Lives Matter speech given by Anansi
How can you be so dumb ?

>>82897948
Oh man Muslims must have hated that whole scene. First they show his thin little spaghetti dick enforcing the stereotype that middle easterns have a little penis. and then they show homosexual intercourse.

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>>82897948
TAKE!
THAT!
TOWEL!
OFF!