What would happen if you took both pills?

You would wake up dead

>>82895735
how the fuck do you wake up dead

>>82895735
NIGGA HOW U WAKE UP IF U DEAD

>>82895802
You have been green pilled.

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>>82895653

You wake up with a mental illness, cut off your dick and dress up like a woman

>>82895777
You're alive when you go to sleep. also checked

Nothing. The pills were symbolic and didn't actually do anything by themselves.

>>82895653
You wake up in the real world, look around at all the humans still hooked up to the matrix, Morpheus being one of them.

>>82895926
Movie twist: The tracer was actually in the water Neo drank and Morpheus was just fucking with him.

>>82895926
Wasn't one part of a trace program to locate his body in the real world, and the other just a tranquilizer?

>>82895777
>how the fuck do you wake up dead

Thats easy captain trips! You turn 360degrees and walk away

>>82895653
Morpheus pulls down his pants and you're BLACKED

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>>82895653
you realize that Matrix Reloaded is the best Matrix movie

the purple pill

>>82895777
Megadeth knows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QkNP1jxrEw

nice trips of holiness btw

>>82896374
>not Revolution
die today please

>>82895653
You would mildly hate Jews but not at a genocidal level.

>>82895872
Is the dickcutting confirmed?

>>82895850
> blue and red make green

>>82896374
While it's not quite as good as part 1 overall, Reloaded has the best fight scenes in the series and the entire highway chase tops anything in 1.

>>82895872
So what are they doing for living right now, living la vida loca, or what?

You wake up trapped in the Xirtam

>>82896407
Consequences were never the same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cel-3ojNUpg

>>82896374
I've seen a lot of offensively bad opinions on this site, but this is one of the worst.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>82896374

What movie is this?

>>82895902
So you telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

>>82897169
You can't go to bed dead man, that shit would be redundant

>>82895735
i dont think you thought this trough

You become a tranny, but closeted.

>>82895653
Your sinuses would feel grear and yould be able to get through your day.

thats nyquil bro.

>>82896374
I'm kind of amazed at how tacky the whole thing looks now. When it came out it looked so damn slick.

Meanwhile T2 remains utterly ageless for the most part.

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>>82895872
>mfw seeing the wachowski "sisters" makes me see the matrix in a whole new light. All the philisophical undertones were just about being a repressed faggot and all the trench coat shit now seems like gimp suits.

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>>82895872
>/pol/ got the pill term from trannies

You become the_donald

>>82896628
Making expensive flops with transgender undertones.

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>>82898428
forgot muh pic related

>>82895653
you would wake up in the real world but believe it's all dream.

>>82898051
See this is why it must be terrible to be conservative. All the things you like become tainted by your hatred. While I can still enjoy the film, even knowing it was made by a couple weirdo trannies.

Like how do you people watch movies when you instantly get triggered by seeing a black person?

>>82898274
It's origin is from total recall actually. Remember the fat doctor that told quaid he was still at rekall? He offers him a red pill that will wake him up, before getting one between the eyes.
You just got redpilled on the redpill.

>>82899187
>this desperate revisionism
Oh god, I'm so embarrassed for you.

You'd turn into Bruce Jenner

>>82895653
Diarrhea. Instant and painful diarrhea. You can't even walk afterwards.

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>>82895653
>>82895735
>>82895777
>>82895802
>>82895850
>>82895872

impressive kekstreak

>>82899187
But the red pill was pretty much the blue pill in this context.

>>82895653
the pills do nothing retard

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>>82895872
Who said there isn't a fate worse than death?

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>>82899447
kek

>>82898274

>look mah i did it i le pol boogeymann'd

>>82899610
DELET THIS

>>82896900
hey at least I'm not the anon who said Revolution was the best

>>82895653
>>82895735
>>82895777
>>82895802
>>82895850
>>82895872

This is the first time I have lol'd in a long time. Thank you.

>>82895777
hi mustaine

>>82895735
>>82895850

fucking kek

>>82899447
>>82899610

pure kino

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>>82899616
>being this illiterate

>>82895735
A true fpbp

>>82896576
On at least one of them (i think the first one to go insane), yes.

>>82898274
They weren't trannies when the matrix came out. The first freak at most was wearing women's underweare at that point.

Regardless, it's a truthful comparison. And it must trigger the trannies to no end that literal Nazi's are co-opting their concepts.

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