How would Marvel handle a scene like this?

Well they couldn't because Watchmen is a DC product, stupid question to ask honestly, why didn't you just say something like "how would Marvel handle a rape scene?"

Use your head, bro.

>"Y'know, you're a beautiful woman and it would be my pleasure if you give me the honou-"
>"No, Eddie."
>"I wholly respect your decision and female authority. Bazinga."

This capeshit had balls for showing this.

>>82889534
why the fuck is young silver spectre so fucking hot?

>>82889534
I am groot.

>spider-man tries to rape gwen stacey
>"hold still, you're gonna get yourself hurt"
>punches her in the face, she goes out cold
>"told ya!"

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I SAID

It's heavily implied Ultron raped Widow in AoU.

>Comedian, Silky...you two better not be playing shove the zucchini

>>82889705
Anyone know if there's a reeeing Pepe of Dr. Manhattan?

>Silk Specter is leaning against the pool table bloodied and breathing heavily as the jizz drips out of her
>"Does anyone have any orange slices? "

>>82889950
jesus christ

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>>82889950

>>82889950
Pretty good

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>>82889534
DUDE QUIPS LMAO

>>82889534
The comedian would be black

>>82890072
He's too much of a '''bad guy'''. If some progressive asshole got a hold of this they'd probably turn Ozymandias into a nigger.

>>82889566

Sony sold them Spiderman. You'd be saying the same shit if someone asked "How would Marvel handle the 'Human Holocaust' scene" 2 years ago.

They got one more reboot at best left before Disney snaps up and revolutionizes yet another franchise, tick tock fangay ;)

>>82889950
kino

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post pics

*leans back*

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>>82890286
I like to think nerds will rage at them when they try to mix DC and Marvel in the same universe but at that point they'll probably have enough reviewers and bloggers paid off to eat their shit up

Hopefully capeshit will die within the next 20 years

>>82890891
Hopefully you'll grow the fuck up and stop letting movie genres trigger you

>>82889719
Uhhhhh
What

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>>82890764
What the fuck was this guys problem?

>>82890953
He spread his legs on the train

>>82890966
He was literally a /pol/tard

except he was right

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>>82889950

>>82890764
OWLED

>>82889648
Capeshit in the mid 2000s was actually a lot edgier, with a lot of obscure comic adaptations getting R rated movies.

>>82891004
So a /pol/tard.

>Attempted rape
>Still love him

???

>>82891076
That's actually more common than you think.

>>82891076
She's a woman. What the fuck did you expect?

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>>82891183

>>82890966
Redpill materialized

>>82890966
I like the his work with a cleaver

https://youtu.be/45V6db9CKcc

>>82890934
Kill yourself

>>82891004
/pol/ is always right.

>>82891064
Poltards are all pedophiles

>>82891369
Alex Jones apologized for pizzagate

>>82891415
Alex Jones is married to a Jew.

Speaking of capeshit

>Captain America hasn't had sex since he was frozen for 70 years
>Black Widow makes a move on him
>Captain America doesn't forcefully try to fuck her after years of abstaining

Marvel movies are so unrealistic.

>>82891472
He's Captain American Bridge now, he wouldn't do that

>>82889534
why is he leaning back?

>>82891472

>America raping Russia

Too patriotic for Marvel t b h

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>>82890231
>they'd probably turn Ozymandias into a nigger.

he is named after a Kang after all

>>82890764
>Silk Spectre
>Does not wear any silk
hmmm

>>82891076
That's a critical point in the book. The fact that it doesn't make sense makes Dr. Manhattan go back to Earth.

>>82889950
jfc are you whedon?

>>82891457
>/tvpol/ is full of pedos
Thanks for the newsflash slowpoke

>>82889534
She would kick his ass as soon as he tries to lay a finger on her and then she quips. Then a pop song starts playing

>>82891702
literally suicide squad tho

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>>82891573
just latex

>>82889534

They'd do the exact same, but they'd play Hooked on a Feeling, and Nite Owl would come in to laugh

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>>82891749

>>82891729
Well Suicide Squad was DC trying to be Marvel so it makes sense

>>82891604
It is easily explainable

>>82891573
>www.silkycup.com/blog/tag/Tampons

>>82889661
>cue laugh track
>Spider-Man looks at the camera
>Eh, with great powah, comes the right to do whatevah I want
>laugh track again, audience hoots and whistles

>>82889534
It would've looked like an episode of The Community or some other gay numale sitcom

>>82889534
Sally would kick him in the balls and make a god awful pun.

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If it were a Marvel movie, the woman would probably be raping the man.

>>82889773

there is a feel guy meme of the doc

>>82892422
How could a woman with hips and tits like that rape anybody?

>>82889661
So how did Raimi get away with this?

>>82890966

Mike Brown didn't leave him alone like a good slave.

>>82891369
Le Pen will win

>>82892422
Damn bro, I remember reading that, he said NO, I still have bad vibes when I remember it

>>82890231
No, he'd be painted as a maniacal aryan villain and night owl will be black, manhattan stays blue but has a mexican accent, and rorschach is gay.

>>82892186
Explain it then please. I am dumb.

>>82890966

Manlet

>>82890764

For some reason I never thought of Spectre as hot, her costume just doesn't do anything for me. I guess I like subtle sexy clothing more.

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>>82892422
Imagine if you could fart so hard that it would lift you in the air.

Holy shit he's literally leaning back

>>82889950
my sides

>>82892452

I think he's biologically weaker than her.

need that webm

>>82890966
Manlet angry at life that he lost the genetic lottery

>>82889534
>the Comedian was 16 in that scene

>>82890966
That's what Neutral Good looks like

>>82889534
He would make a couple of sexist comments about how she should be in the kitchen.

Then later he'd die for his sins against political correctness.

And most certainly rather than a supporting protagonist he would have to be one of the most abhorrent villains.

A racist/sexist absolutely could not be a protagonist of any sort these days....

>>82891749
That's....daring

She must have had a professional giving her a bikini wax before every take

>>82894341
Chaotic Good

>>82894488
Disagree

For chaotics, the ends justify the means. He refused that in the end

>>82891749
Imagine scrapping her sweat from her crotch gap with a butter knife spreading it on a onion pickle sandwich.

>>82894538
If by pickle you mean my dick, then yes.

>>82894363
>Then later he'd die for his sins against political correctness.

Yes, and it would happen in the same way as all other Hollywood racists/sexists. He'd have an enlightenment about liberal values, make a strong negro friend, then in the end he'd sacrifice himself in order to save women and minorities thus redeeming the character for the sins of racism/sexism.

And no way that rape scene would ever take place in Hollywood today, and if they kept the rape, he'd have to be a villain. And though he was never quite a hero in Watchmen, he was still a protagonist (though a very flawed one).

>>82889950
Fucking hell

>>82894536
Chaotic good just means you adhere to your own system of ethics, not that of others or the law. He was chaotic good as he did whatever the fuck he wanted while remaining within his own code of morality.

Holy shit he's doing the lean! Why does JDM always lean back when playing a villain???

>>82894635
I'm not going to argue this because I'm right and you're too stubborn to ever see it, so it'd be a waste of time. But thinking that law/chaos only refers to you vs society's expectations is a depressingly narrow interpretation that would make Neutrality impossible.

> Thanos violently fists Wanda after ripping Vision's stone out and depowering her.

>>82894635
Everyone adheres to their own code of authority. The problem is when that code is completely fucked.

For instance, Hitler's government was the most humane in history towards animals. Banned all testing on animals. Mandated very strict farming laws so animals were treated with dignity (in sharp contrast to American factory farming).

But he had fucked ethics on other matters obviously.

The comedian is sort of like that. He will follow his notions of what is right.... but that can frequently be very fucked up.

So no. Not chaotic good. Very much chaotic neutral..... though I do think he softened with age and became more conflicted about some of the fucked up things he did.

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Literally did nothing wrong

They'd show 2 minutes of Iron Man 2 in middle of the film without a warning

>>82894927
Why does his suit have nipples?

>>82894927
Except kill millions based on a what-if scenario.

>>82895004
An ounce of prevention is work a pound of cure

>>82892549
/pol/ never said that Le Pen would win

>>82889656
*silk spectre
it's because her tits are exploding out of that corset, and she has gleaming skin underneath those sexy leg straps

theatrical cut >>>>>> director's cut

>>82895102
How fucking dare you.

>>82889534
Watchmen is ironically unwatchable.

>>82892664
w o m y n
o
m
y
n

jesus the shills are all over the boards i just enjoy talking about movies and these dickheads are shouting alex jones is a kike what the fuck has that got to do with us fuck off your on every board artistically screeching your going to turn the whole website on you fuck off to pol and shill there

>>82889950
I don't get it

>>82894927
the voice reason against /v/'s cancer he was the hero that we needed

>>82890891
>>82889566
Frightening level of autism

>>82896355
hehe ecksdee you must be autistic because you are aware of capeshit being capeshit

kys

>>82895923
it some shit the green goblin said

Watchmen is great Snyder best by far
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WAST139RPCo
https://youtube.com/watch?v=836AE8f__BM

>>82894705

I have a question: Is the Comedian neutral Evil?

>>82889566
REDDIT

>>82898245
Chaotic Evil

>>82895004

except he was smart enough to be sure

who the fuck thought it was a good idea to make this 3.5 hours long?

>>82898534
Titanic was over 3 hours long

>>82889534
leans back*
*bends knees*
*smiles*
*tilts face*

......................................well well well..................................................................................................................................................................................

*bends knees*
*leans back*
*tilts face*
*puts tongue between teeth*

....................................................look what we have................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

*spins bat*
*looks behind him*
*puts tongue between teeth*
*leans back*
*whistles*
*bens knees*
*locks eye contact*
*smiles*
*makes suction nose with his spit*
*moonwalks*

........................................... HERE.

Probably stay true to the actual meaning of watchmen instead of /v/eddit approved trash

>>82898670
+1 kek

>>82889608
kek

>>82889534
It would be unchanged if it was in one of their Netflix shows except the Comedian's costume would be a t-shirt and jeans.

>>82890987
and that counts as "heavily implied" nowadays?

>>82889566
>Trying to be autistic
>Glosses over that it says scene LIKE this.
>Unleashes my autism instead
>REEEEE

>>82891036
kek

>>82898838
It's borderline.

>>82898942
ultron doesnt even have a dick

>>82898963
Says who?

>>82898963

You don't need a dick to rape somebody

>>82891472
It's implied Cap is a virgin in the first movie. He said to Peggy he has never danced with a woman (dancing is an obvious metaphor for sex), Peggy says she'll teach him but he got frozen before that so at the moment of defrozing he's basically a 90-something yo virgin.

>>82896355

You're incredibly dense.

>>82889648
this is the best capeshit movie period
no fucking contest
watchmen is not even about super heroes

>>82899308
He's been in the present for a while now, he tells falcon he's used the internet.

Cap hired a hooker

>>82889950
lel

>>82892664
Women love alpha males, even to the point of a rape. Also most women #1 fantasy is rape.

>>82890966
Where the fuck did this guy come from? He just appears out of the blue and for some reason we're supposed to care about this one prisoner?

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>>82889950
my god

>>82889534
>How would Marvel handle a scene like this?
The woman would beat the shit out of the man (lol cause women are strong!) and then rape him. And he'd like it.

>>82889534
What the fuck costume is that?
I don't remember this shit.

>>82902823
>What the fuck costume is that?
His first costume when the watchmen just started.

>>82902928
He looks like a fucking clown.

>>82902955
It was like the 40s.

>>82902955
>He looks like a fucking clown.
Well that's why he changed it. All the costumes got better for all the subsequent characters.
Except Rorschach. His was always badass.

I think it was supposed to imply that they made their costumes for themselves and after they got funding they could afford better costumes.

>>82903047
and it was the 40's.

>>82891038
This. The mid 2000's was actually better for everything. Things had come along enough to create some really awesome content, and social justice warriors didn't have widespread access to the internet.

>>82901562
This is true. I know of at least one girl in person where this is the case. And even if it isn't rape they want, it's the next closest thing. They want to be absolutely ravaged. Nothing held back. None of this pussy fuck her gently shit.

>>82892549
DELET THIS
SEE BOO PLATE

>>82892813
So fucking stupid I cracked up at that

>leans back
>cums inside her
>Hot-diggity-dog!

>>82889950
That's all folks shows over he won

>>82889534
PacMan rapes The Comedian, then Baby Groot dances while Manhattan btfos Roschard...also add fart noises.

do you rape your boyfriend with that cock?

>>82889534
Tony Stark would be qupping the whole time and Captain America would make sure they used protection. And Tony would say "You have your shield don't you?" Steve Rogers would smirk and then the two would go balls deep in Black Widow

>>82903688
>Black Widow
Moar like Bucky, you shitlord rapist.

>>82890966
This is literally the only role he will be remembered for.

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>>82889950

>>82903688
>quicksilver runs in
>"didnt see that cumming"
>blows his load at the speed of light

>>82892422
sauce?

This scene was intense as fuck now that I remember it. A woman is never shown getting punched in the face anymore.

I'd like to watch Watchmen but what version should I download?

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>>82889566
>Marvelcuck can't into reading comprehension

what a surprise

>>82905046
Directors. The ultimate cut is unnecessarily long.

>>82903688
Bruised Black Widow: "you boys could've at least bought a lady dinner first".
Cut to villain.

>>82905104
How could Watchmen be unnecessarily long. It's a great film.

>>82905252
The pirate stuff becomes a chore.

>>82890966
>Alan Moore said he tried to make him as crazy and unlikeable as possible
>became the most revered character

Says a lot about society.

https://youtu.be/HQEutPGTzCs

>>82905336
We're all edgy as fuck I guess

And none of the characters were likable, in the movie at least

>>82895102
director's cut has rorschach speculating on whether or not ozymandias is homosexual, so it's better desu

>>82905450
They were all homosexual.

Especially Manhatten

>>82892452

She's a Viltrumite. Similar to a Kryptonian from DC canon, except super militaristic. He's only a half-blood.

I couldn't stop laughing at the part where he rapes her.
I don't know why, my family was probably looking at me funny.

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>>82905352
Kek holy shit

Why didn't they just replicate the accident that caused Dr Manhattan

That way they'd have another one to fight the original one

>>82905336
>>became the most revered character

Sources needed. He had a cool costume is all.

>>82899308
but after that he spends years on the circuit with all those qt dancer chicks, you really think he didn't bang one of them during ww2?

>>82905568
Also mustaches.

>>82889534
Dunno, but they wouldn't lump in an exceedingly awkward and far too long sex scene that was entirely unnecessary.

>>82905876
Are you gay anon?

>>82889950
I don't get it.

>>82905655
An accident didn't lead to Dr. Manhattan. The accident tore him apart, his magical willpower and history with watchmaking allowed him to pull himself back together. And then he was blue.

>>82906006
huh, learn something new every day

>>82894981
He was literally gay. Though superhero doesn't need a reason to have nippleso n his suit. Batman had them.

>>82894981
his suit in the movie is a parody of the muscle body superhero suits that were popular for a time

>>82905655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq_RsNQjo7U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y__N-JEXvyc

>tfw just realized the Comedian briefly mentioned that he murdered the journalists investigating Watergate
I love all the little things you catch up on later

>>82890966
Why didn't manhattan teleport him to a tropical island and made a clone to watch over him?

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>>82889773
Here's one I whipped up

>>82907481
top kek
the eyes should be fully white though

>>82894927
People would forget about the whole thing 10 years max after Manhattan fucked off. Manhattan literally foreshadowed it.

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>>82903836
no man he was an angry manlet in Breaking Away too

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>>82894927
I don't think so Tim

>>82892642

rorschach isn't gay?

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>>82907516
It's not great, but i tried

>>82889534
the comedian would be black and the woman would want it

>>82889950
quips

>>82908005
Yes he is.

Leave it to Zack Snyder to sexualize and sensualize a rape scene.

>>82905655
>>82906006

I like to think the bigger issue is, if you can't control one Manhattan, what would you do with another one? They could unite for all you know, and dominate everyone together.

>>82894220
Have you seen a yearbook from the 40s? Everybody looked shitty back then.

>>82891749
Literally the best costume ever designed

>>82905046
Midnight Cut

>>82902955
>>82903047
>>82903053

That's the point. You see their progression, as we did see the goofiness of the oldest comics

>>82905450
He sees fags everywhere, is probably repressed.
See the handshake scene in the comic with the Owl and well, his relationship with women.

>>82895102

ultimate cut > director's cut > theatrical cut

>>82910698
>See the handshake scene in the comic with the Owl and well, his relationship with women.
I always assumed that's because he's a neet whose sole focus is on fighting crime with no other desire for maintaining real relationships and other shit.

>>82910861
True dat, but it looks like a theme of the whole book: "X was actually a fagit"

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>>82889950

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>>82889950
Holy fuck, Marvel's done it again!

>>82905336
>>Alan Moore said he tried to make him as crazy and unlikeable as possible
Well what he hates about society is what is actually good with society.

>>became the most revered character
Because he never sacrificed his beliefs and was the only one to actually stand up to evil even at the cost of his own life.

>Says a lot about society.
Alan Moore isn't right, we are.

>>82910698
>He sees fags everywhere, is probably repressed.
Actually Ozymandias was teh gheyz and into kiddies.

>has a password locked folder on a disk labeled BOYS
>not gay

>>82911753
That folder didn't really mean he was a paedo more than you having a folder named 'girls'...then again...

>>82889950
i don't get it

>>82890966
his alternate name was 'maximum redpill'

>>82889950
i don't get it

do americans pour cream on oranges or what

>>82905336
Then he shouldn't have made him so relatable and given him the best costume/gimmick while being a flawed character.

>>82892452
>>82905568
One of you talks like a fucking robot and the other has useless comic knowledge. You're both severely mentally handicapped for missing the point of my question. You are literally autistic.

>>82899364
What is it about then?

>>82889534
>She wanted his dick after this
I'll never understand this movie.

rape scene? am i missing something? wasnt he stopped before he even got her clothes off? or did i watch a different movie?

>>82911694
>was the only one to actually stand up to facts even at the cost of his own life.

>>82896355
You haven't seen anything.

>>82914928
In the comics he broke her rib before hooded justice give him a reason to fuck off, HJ also told SS to pull herself together

>>82895057
Tuck BlormpfffffffftBRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>82889534
>tfw you realize all the REEEEE SNYDER A HACK hate was coming from triggered SJWs

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>>82889773
made one for ya

>>82915289
>TFW 300 was given majority praise for it's visuals
I wonder why hmmm meanwhile
>Sucker Punch is just masturbatory material for guys!

>>82891375
>it's a "i've never been to /pol/ before, i just regurgitate what i read about it" episode

>>82889566
fpbp

>>82889950
Why did she ask for orange slices?

>>82890764
Is this the only movie in which Patrick Wilson cucks someone else rather than being cucked himself?

>>82904950
Invincible issue 77 or something
readcomiconline

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>>82889950
10/10

>>82889950
THIS
H
I
S

>>82889534
Watchmen was good, Nolan films were Kino.

It seems like DC forgot how to make good movies and now Wonder Woman is filled quips.

>>82916142
he wasn't cucked in that movie with Samuel L Jackson he even has a black wife

>>82905336
Alan Moore is a communist who worships a snake god

>>82917620
>Nolan films were Kino.
>>Heath Ledger was a great Joker

Fixed that for you, he's only thing people remember about the Nolan trilogy

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>>82889950

>>82889534
bennie hill style hallway running between doors segment ending with them running into a room with owlman in it

>>82910714
>215 minutes > 186 minutes > 162 minutes
disgusting

>>82889534
This movie is a adaptation of a adult comic book

>>82916052
>It's a "pol degenerate gets triggered 14 hours later" episode

>>82889534
They wouldn't.

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>>82889566

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>>82912796
Manhattan was still too human for that.

>>82909242
Rape is extremely sensual

>>82918849
>adult comic book

Oxymoron

>>82889534
Is there a reason why I relate more to Dr. Manhattan more than any other superhero?

>>82920834
You're a sociopath

>>82889950

Literally spit fucking ice cream all over my brand new G13 keyboard. Laughing too hard to give a temporary fuck.

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>>82889950
KEK

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>>82889950
This post.... ISN'T reddit!

>>82889950
Somebody explain pls

>>82890891
They have been making "capeshit" for 97 years. They're as immortal as the heros they depict.

>>82889534

>You don't need a dick to rape somebody

Real go getter over here.

>>82889950
Literally makes no sense

>>82921510
Ant Man

>>82915007
>"stand up to facts"
>allowing the NWO of superheroes to destroy half earths population for "peace" was in any way based on fact

>>82889566
Ms.Marvel was raped by her son from the future

>>82889534
for years i thought that was robert downy jr

>>82892422
How can the drawings be so awful? This is supposed to be a profesional work.

Comics are truly shit.

>>82910698
>>82911753
>>82912537
So none of you actually read the fucking comic and its inserts, I see.

Yes Ozymandias was gay, it's outright stated most of the capes were gay or le ebin bisexual. The straights ones were pretty much both Nite Owls, Rorschach, the second Silk Spectre, Comedian and Dr. Manhattan were pretty much the only verifiably straight ones.

>>82923079
Professional in the sense that Birdemic and The Room were supposed to be professional work.