>27 years old >accomplished everything possible as an actress

>>82888605
Except, you know. Be good.

>>82888605
>>accomplished everything possible as an actress

>no oscar
>multiple razzie wins
>incoming ellen page tier career doing videogames for being a rugmuncher
lmao

>>82888695
She won a French Oscar, which is even better.

justin bieber has nice legs man

>>82888714
>She won a French Oscar

More like a french tickler

ive never seen a more faggoty gossip girl attempt at starting a thread. Go back to tmz

>saudi prince offers you 250k for a 20 minute chat
>refuse the chat, take the money and donate it

based kstew

>>82888836

>Even Twilight fans were against Summit’s decision to hire Kristen Stewart to portray Bella Swan – the role that shot the 24 year old actress to stardom. However, an unnamed Saudi prince thought that the chance to be face to face with Stewart for 15 minutes was worth a small fortune. According to official reports, the royal in question approached the famous Harvey Weinstein and asked for a date with the Twilight star. Weinstein made a deal with the prince – the royal would get a 15 minute long date if he donated $500,000 to the charity fund for those who had suffered from Hurricane Sandy. And so he did. The two met at Madison Square Gardens in NYC in December, 2012.

Get your facts straight.

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>>82888714
>She won a French Oscar, which is even better

>putting value in systems that keep their judges, critics and methods private so no one can challenge their reasoning

>>82888920
I'll get my dick straight...

straight into your mouth...


faggot...

>>82888920
>the royal in question approached the famous Harvey Weinstein and asked for a date with the Twilight star.

is Harvey Weinstein her manager?

>>82888920
She was superb in the first Twilight.

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>>82888954

Manager, pimp, same thing.

>>82889097

wow that image is beyond disturbing

>>82888605
no way she's only 27

>>82889227

THE MILK'S GONE BAD

>>82889184

I've read enough doujins that it's par for the course.

now all she has to do is find a man and settle down
oh wait

>>82888605
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKK

>>82889320
look at ellen. Stewart will be the man to some up and coming dumbass soon enough. press type of relationship.

>>82888605
I need to eat her fucking asshole. Yesyesyes

>>82889356
i'm sure the fanning sisters are still available

>>82888605
How much for an assfucking with this back alley meth whore? $5?

What does her footsweet taste like

>>82889473
you couldnt afford a craigslist hooker let alone one in an actual backalley

I thought that was Milo from the thumbnail

>>82888605
well everything is a double edged sword. even a single edge sword is a double edged sword

>>82889605

>even a single edge sword is a double edged sword

please illustrate with the use of a diagram.

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But has she accomplished everything as a feetress?

>>82889184
back to re ddit you dumb fuck

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>>82889681

>>82889681
One side can cut, the other... can't cut. It's a double edged sword, metaphorically.


Old Louis CK joke

>>82889559
Kill yourself pathetic cunt

>>82889780

No anon, that's a blade with two edges, it's not a fucking mobius strip, are you being ridiculous?

>>82889822
cry more bitch boy

>>82889097
yfw you realize kristen stewart unironically has a way better body than emma watson

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She is perfect. She should be straight with me desu.

>>82890349 >>82890251
she only few can pull off with short hair

>>82888605
Does she have an oscar/Emmy/tony? Has she starred in a foreign film? Has she been in a malick? A marvel?

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Kstew is only for ________ ?

>>82888605
from cute teen to lou reed in minutes. le barf.

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>>82891198
hugging

>>82891198
feets