Why is the Mummy a chick?

Because it's 2017 anon. Ugh.

Why is your mom a chick? You'll find that the answers to both of the questions are the same. Look deep within yourself.

WHY THE FUCK IS SHE WHITE?!?!?!? #FUCKHOLLYWOOD

>>82874686
Because we need more female villains, they're pretty damn underused. It's always white men white men white men over and over and over. We already had two mummy movies with white men and one chinese guy, let women be the rampaging villains for once.

>>82874686
Why not? Egypt had female dynasties too. If the writing is good and she doesn't refer to her genitals then idgaf if it's a guy, woman, tranny, hermophradite or even a black person

>>82874832
Hillary Clinton. Hell, she's not even fictional.

>>82874686
She looks so fucking stupid.

>>82874686
Women villains work pretty well, but they always do something that upsets me. They always try to make them sexy no matter what. It's stupid and distracting. Just make her scary and cool, don't try to make sure she's fuckable.

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>>82874686

She can entomb my dick any day.

>>82874753
>"""""white"""""

because the movie features tom cruise and to feature a male mummy could potentially take the spotlight from that insane manlet.

>>82874686
Like 50% of mummies were girls. Why would only male mummies get back up to slaughter the living 3000 years later?

>>82874686
>Not a historically-accurate African Kang
#MummiesSoWhite

>>82874686
Can she use Bankai?

Shes not THE mummy
tom cruise is
This was confirmed yesterday by the dr jekyll clip yesterday which was spoiled months ago

>dirty swamp enchantress
>pale north african mummy
they did it for our dicks

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>>82874686
At the end of X-Men Days of Future Past, we see little Apocalypse doing magic shit. Universal was scared that their Egyptian mummy movie would be too much like the X-Men Egyptian mummy movie if they had a boy in their film too. I know this sounds sort of retarded but it's true.

http://movieweb.com/mummy-2017-monster-gender-change-x-men-apocalypse/

>>82874686
Because if the Mummy was a man then he'd be the Daddy

>>82875605
He may be your Daddy, but he's not your Father.

>>82875167
money, sex advertises itself

>>82875667
It does, which is unfortunate because it basically ruins a lot of would be interesting and cool female characters.

>>82874686
because shes your mommy and she has a dick

>>82874686
wtf i love mummies now

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Guys.... help

>>82874686
it can't be "The Daddy"

>>82876050
good because that term is fucking retarded

>>82874686
Because she's hot as fuck. Let's face it, this is a movie for men and manchildren, not women.

Besides, do you really want to see another ugly old man as a pharaoh? Go watch X-Men Apocalypse for that.

So do you think we will see Mr.Hide in this?

why is the Mummy gritty no fun washed out garbage?

>>82876264
It's the first movie in a series of films about monsters.

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We Naruto now.

>>82874686
Please stop

Can anyone name 1 (one) truly scary/intimidating female villain?

protip: you cannot.

>>82876772
me

>>82876772
The xenomorph queen from Aliens.

>>82876772
>Misery
>Audition
>spineless fuck from Ju-On

>>82876772
That possessed bitch. You know which one, the original.

>>82876772
Misery
The Ring
arguably It Follows

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>>82877114
Sorry anon, Invalid answer. Alien monsters don't count.

>>82877245
>>82877701
LOL

>>82877993
>LALALA
good discussion

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>>82876772
my mother

>>82876772
>>82877993
>Name a scary/intimidating female character
>No not that one
>Not that one either

lol fuck off idiot

>>82878081
Francis, calm down.

>>82876772
Gone Girl
fuck that bitch I fucking run from her

>>82876772
>Thinking male villains are scary
I didn't realize you hadn't hit your teen years yet.

>>82875574
Why are Hollywood executives so fucking stupid and reactionary?

>"Oh no, this group of 200 retards we pulled off the street don't like this ending. Quick, we need to fix this!"
>"Oh no, our one day of research and focus groups suggests that X is out and Y is cool! Quick, we need to fix this!"
>"Oh no, some other studio is making a film similar to that screenplay that we optioned 15 years ago and haven't done a thing with. Quick, greenlight it, we need to fix this!"

>>82875574
>"I'll let you in on a secret. There was a moment when I had sort of rendered a design that I liked for a male version of The Mummy. And in that version of The Mummy, the Mummy had been born with a skin pigmentation that at the time would have made him really sort of an outcast. And I thought it was an interesting backstory, because it began to tell the story of someone who had been bullied, which I found topical. I was reaching for a way to make the Mummy a character who is relatable, understandable, and that spoke to issues that we're dealing with now. "I was going down that road, and then I saw the end of Days of Future Past. And they had the character that Oscar Isaac wound up playing as a boy, and it was, I kid you not, the exact same design. And I was like, 'Oh, man! That is not good!' And actually it was the catalyst [...] I had had that voice in my head for some time to make it a woman, and that was the moment where, the minute I saw that post-credits scene, I went, 'We have to start over.'"

So they wanted it to be a nigger at first but settled on a woman after a superhero movie also featured a boy in Egypt?

Makes sense.

>>82875574
Remember when I saw this and how cool it would be. If only I knew lads.