FARGO

Is this the official live watch thread?

Hopefully something happens tonight. I'm getting ready to bail.

>>82873615
Fargo is Reddit.

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I'll make some webms from last ep.

>>82873615
oh ya?

>>82873982
>getting ready to bail

really? i think season is pretty good so far

so why is she invisible to sensors?

>>82874382
There's a lot of reasons why sensors don't work on certain people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHynGQ9Vg30

But it's probably just the requisite quirky unexplained weird thing that every Fargo season has

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>>82874382
it's just a gimmick, like the ufos in s02, don't overthink it

>>82874593
what was it in s01?

How can the lead actress Carrie get away with having that surname in 2017? Couldn't she pick a less offensive stage name?

That woman that shoved a roll of toilet paper up her sniz last episode is now a regular character.

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>>82873615
People who claim pic related is better than the show have never seen the show or have never seen the movie.
Just finished season 1, 2, and then the film in a couple weeks. My ranking used to be
Film>season 1>season 2
and now it's
Season 1=season 2>film
Season 1 is like a superior version of the film, while season 2 does its own thing so much it doesn't even use the song - it could be it's own show if not for the name, shared characters and setting of season 1.
Frankly, I'm still not impressed by season 3. Season 1 had me by the end of the pilot, and season 2 had me by the end of episode 2.3 episodes in and I'm still waiting for the holy shit moment - the air conditioner wasn't it.
Thanks for reading my blog.

Based opening song

time for kino

>>82873615
Live thread sure, been waiting on it

>>82875856
>>82875856
just as well

Coon is cute but she has the personality of a wet sponge

>when your wife of 20 year doesn't suspect your deadbeat brother of setting you up?

Holy shit cucked

how erotic

Holy fuck, Ray.

>MEW sex tape

YES YES YES

Take those clothes off MEW

"No one should treat his own brother like that. Not ever."
CHUCKED

she didnt say it back

>>82874228
This invisible shit is getting old.

FOR PETES SAKE

you think her ex is watching this?

Kek, that's fargo comedy

>that lean down to kiss
WWTL?

>you will never make MEW happy and have a sex tape with her

WHY THE FUCK FARGO ISN'T AIRING ON FX IN LATIN AMERICA?

ESPECIFICALLY CHILE

They're literally airing the Planet of the Apes movie or some shit.

>the ex is watching this

yikes

so....why is his family so ready to believe he'd cheat on his wife?

>>82874382
Watch Leftovers, same thing happens in Carrie Coon's episode there. Fargo is where the departed went

>>82876495
must suck to be a non-american.

>he's screaming STELLA

Real original

two coen refs?:
the ransom note
the slow lifting of the wheelchair

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>the numale didn't ask her hand in marriage

>>82876521

We have outsider's bias. If you saw a very convincing lookalike of your wife banging some dude, would you really think it through and not just bail?

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>>82876546

Why is his wife twenty years older than he?

>>82876583
if she had a goddamn twin that was in a childish feud with her, I'd think it through

>>82876614

Cuck

Fargo has the best crazy cuties

An hour and twenty four minutes tonight, lads.

>>82876614
>>82876623

He probably hasn't told his wife about the feud.

>>82876495
Thats the local news

was this how mew broke it off with her husband irl?

FAT WIFE

T I M E F O R S Y
I
M
E

F
O
R

S
Y

Redpilling going on right now.

Why is Varga so redpilled

>>82876583
but she knows about his twin though

>Vargas is biased against fatties and jews

is he our guy?

FEMALE JEW

>fat chicks BTFO forever

"female jew"?

This is ultimate fucking intimidation.

VARGA CONFIRMED /OURGUY/

>>82876714
he reads /poll/

>>82876726
>being part animal

Oh god, fetish time.

Holy fucking shit dude

I need to stop going on /tv/ I immediately thought of the piss drinking scene in BvS

iowaska trip INC

>piss isn't dark yellow

C U C K O L D

Sy is a cuck

>cuckold
/ourguy/ fucking confirmed

>forced to be the cuckold

HE SAID IT HE SAID IT HE SAID IT

>cuckold

now i get why you all love varga so much

KEKOLD

confirmed trump supporter

>>82876797
it just means he's properly hydrated and eaten a decent meal

which given his bulimia is bullshit

HE SAID IT

HE SAID ITTTTTTTTTTT KEKOLD KINO IS ON THE RISEEE!!!

I d-don't want to make fun of 4chan anymore, guys...

>>82876797
This. Someone with bulimia nervosa would be dehydrated as fuck unless he was chugging water every second he isn't on screen.

I want a Varga and MEW scene.

is this cuck kino?

>Piss humor

A new low.

Wait, that same mug is in theLeftovers season 1, I just finished it yesterday.

I think it was Nora's/Carrie Coon's

>this restaurant

Pure kino.

>>82876866
PEE PEE
episode will end with Varga POO POO

>>82876893
How many GBP does VA have

>>82876866
it was piss right? not semen? there wasnt a pissing sound tho.

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Will MEW get naked again?

so main villain now is a /pol/tard. If all fargo villains favorited certain boards, who would prefer which?

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>dead fish handshake

>>82876926
He dunked his junk, and then Vladimir filled the mug with water.

>>82876960
it was fucking piss you beta

>>82876959
she was looking for a ring kiss not a handshake.

>>82876954
Son from last season was an /r9k/ strawman

S1 Villain: /b/
S2 Villain: /BLM/ and /k/
S3 Villain: /pol/

Wonder where this will lead?

So is he just gonna sell the ocmpany and push Varga onto her?

I would like at least a little banter between Yuri and the Gook.

>>82876986
No it wasn't. You can hear the guy fill up the mug AFTER David Thewlis had taken his dick out of it.

What did the text to Cy say? I missed it

>>82876954
Malvo - /k/ and /b/
Mike - /a/ and /lit/
Varga - /r9k/ and /pol/

>>82877081

It was Emmitt saying that there was an emergency and to kettle at his house.

>>82877100

Sorry, I meant meet. I'm on drugs.

>>82877100
Thanks bro

>>82877005
kek

>>82877086
>>82877005
>>82876954
All S2 antagonists have some /his/ to them.

>>82877086
why /a/

>>82877112
To be honest I though "kettle" was some weird North Dakota term.

Jamie pull up that video of me fucking another woman.

Holy fuck I just noticed this episode's run time is an hour and a half

Fornicating with our cookware

so it was cum and not piss

>>82877135
Niggas love anime

is emmit gonna go insane and kill ray?

I just want Emmitt and Sy to be BFFs again, bros...

I have the feeling Sy is in love with Emmitt.

SHACKLES ON FUCK IT SHACKLES OFF

SHACKLES

FUCKING

OFF

UNSHACKLED

its pretty much confirmed the directors literally took from 2016 election and turned it into a series.

Low key "Hella yeah motherfucker" moment

At least Mr. Wrench will be happy that Eden Valley has a library when he comes

Weird cute cop.

Prediction, Sy hires Mr. Wrench

>>82877318
Hearty kek

Their conclusion doesnt make any sense. What makes more sense is
>fails piss test
>hunts down his parole officer
>ends up at the wrong house
>because hes a junkie he kills and robs the wrong guy without even noticing

god deliah is the worst

>>82877287
>>82877288
>>82877296
>>82877314
I'll be very surprised if Sy actually does anything cool. He's been completely useless so far and you don't come back from drinking a cup full of piss

>>82877361
Seriously, how did they come to the "brother hired him" conclusion?

A S S H O L E

A S S H O L E!

oh MEW, you stupid stupid whore

this is gonna end with her and Ray switching places with Emmit and Sighe and becoming Varga's bitches

>alternative facts

OH FUCK MEW IS THE ONE SY IS WATCHING GETTING BEAT UP FROM THE TRAILER

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god mew ass muh dik

MEW and Sy kung fu fight coming.

inb4 MEW this episode and Emmitt thinks Sy killed her

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HE BETTER NOT KILL MEW

>MEW is 5′ 8″ and towers over him
What a small guy

>>82877361
according to Ray he didn't know he failed the piss test yet, he had yet to tell him according to his narrative, so he has no reason yet to be after the Stussy's, unless one Stussy hired him to

>>82877424
really? thatd be interesting but I think MEW is gonna hook up with Emmit and Ray will accidently be killed by vargas as he thinks its Emmit.

this season is brilliantly deconstructing the consequences of a post-fact world.

THIS IS A (TRUE) STORY

Ohhhhhh shit MEW is gonna get beat by the Rooskie and Asian

>Taco Bell is selling fried chicken

barfingyumenikki.png

>MEW gets beat up/killed by Yuri and Meemo
>Emmitt thinks Sy did it
>laughs ensue

alternatively

>Yuri and Meemo try to accost MEW during the meeting but she gets the better of them

We gotta get MEW and Ray involved with Varga somehow

MIMO AMD YURI BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOMEONE IN A PARKING LOT IN FRONT OF SY
MEW NOO

how exactly would mew even prove to the wife that the video was fake?
if she was willing to leave that quickly i doubt she would listen to what some random slut has to say

FUCK YOU

Fargo drops the F bomb! Oh baby!

You can say fuck on FX?

Since when could you say Fuck uncensored on cable?

Fuck said like 5-6 times? Thank god FX doesnt give a shit

geez that's a lot of f-bombs

>my mom

Fucking kek

>Fargo dropping more fucks in one scene than walking dead in 7 seasons

Youll never have a threesome with an ugly cute and milf cop.

>>82877631

Legally always.

Networks just don't because of the threat of losing advertisers.

>>82877631
>>82877616
>>82877639
>>82877640

Ever since American Crime Story and Taboo.

>>82877631
>>82877616
>>82877639
>>82877640
I think you're allowed to say mostly anything after 10pm.

Y'all ready for spaghetti overload when MEW dies

Fuck this dumb chief faggot.

This guy and his fucking stories.

Mr. Storytime

>>82877631
CC shows South Park episodes with fuck uncensored at 1 in the afternoon

I forgot to shitpost last week

>dude putin lmao
>dude russia lmao

cringe desu

fuck white men

I love how Eli is using the same war stories that Lou Solverson and Ted Danson did in the last two seasons to a completely different effect

>>82877803
pls no

>you can't prove it

legally proof is overrated, all you need is a confession and Emmitt is retarded enough to give one if you pressure him enough

THE CHIEF'S BREAKIN' MY BALLS! I GOT THE MAYOR'S ASS ALL OVER ME!

>>82877803
she'll quirky luck her way out of it

MEW is the main mover and shaker of the plot thus far, story will stall without her

>>82876797
He didn't piss.

He stuffed his entire junk and balls in and pulled them out.

You can tell because her tilted the cup perpendicular to his body and you heard a suction sound when pulled out.

So what was the point of the LA episode?

Can someone call based Lou Solverson to become chief?

THE CIA MADE BLACK PEOPLE SELL CRACK!

Who /Team Ray/?

>>82877932
Its December, hes busy ice fishing.

>>82877929
character development, story progression, invoking major themes of the show

I can't tell if Winnie is a cutie or not. Mostly because I can't tell if she's fat.

>>82877835
This

Yes more Varga

>>82877858
its not worth the time to do an investigation. the main people are dead, a brothers' rivalry isn't a crime.

*blocks your car*

Sneaky Jews

THE JEW

NAMED THE JEW

BROWSES /pol/

The police chief is working with the Brit. He's covering for them.

>>82877932

At this point in the Fargo saga, Lou is either dead or even older now. Let him live in peace with his son-in-law and grandkids.

>all these /pol/ buzzwords

Sy is going down.

J E W

what the fuck is Varga's problem?

MY CONSIGLIERE BETRAYED ME

>putin
>animals from mexico
>cuck
>female jew
>the jew
>strawman
This cant be an accident.

>>82876268
>People who claim pic related is better than the show have never seen the show or have never seen the movie.
Wrong, you just have shit-tier taste.

>>82878095
autism, never got laid, one and only gf from high school was Jewish and ran off with a black guy

>>82878152
YAAS

So what was the deal with the East Germany scene at the beginning of the first episode?

>>82876268
I'm just now getting into the show, about halfway through season 1. I like the film's pacing better, and I like that the film kept the locations and characters more limited. I also think the film did a better job not showing violence as much as the tv show does, which made the woodchipper scene better. But the story of the first season is great, and Thornton's character is much more interesting than the bad guys in the film. I think both have excellent actors.

Jews are bad for souffles.

Opioid induced comstaptaion? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>82878189
framing device about truth

I haven't started this season. How good is it compared to season 1 and 2? Season 1 being my favorite

>how long have you been holding this in, heh heh heh.

Gets me every time.

>Fargo
>far go
>go far
>Minnessotta is far away

How deep does the rabbit hole go?

>>82878210

I have gone almost a week without shitting because I was constantly on fentanyl.

>Teddy is cucked even in commercials

>>82878113
I said it before and ill say it again this season is literally /pol/

>>82878189
>>82878221
I bet it will never be referenced again.

>>82878189
it's analogous with the present murder case

someone in a similar place with a similar name becomes targeted and shit goes sideways

>>82878226
>>82876268
Nothing will ever top Season 1's first episode and I think we should probably stop hoping for something similar.

Uh oh, the government is here.

>not even a week in the IRS is already on their ass

Varga is going to kill the entire IRS.

Gay legion man

Oh look the cia burn victim dude from Legion. Noicceee

>>82878299
kek

>>82878310
FX is the master of reusing actors in their other shows

fuck Olyphant showed up in The League once

IRS is gonna be DOA thanks to VA

Why is nobody ever in the building?

Goddamn, Varga is already getting started on threatening the IRS.

VA swinging that big dick

>>82876683
ooph, well played

Sy will die:(

DOESHEHAVEAWIFE

What does Emmit do in iis office all day?

>>82878507
Good, he's annoying as fuck.

>>82878524
Think about plowing Sy

S2 KD > S3 MEW

oh boy whats gonna happen

MEW VS. SY

>>82877223
yes, he got an upside down boner and came on command

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>>82878543
t. ray

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>Fried chicken shaped as nachos
>Combo box only $5

>>82878310
poor black son

>MEEMO IS AMERICAN

TWIST OF THE YEAR

HE TALKS.

CYKA

>>82873615
https://youtu.be/wwL5Q02uwDE
another day, another shit episode

rip in piss mew

YURI GOING FOR THE EMMY

OH GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP SLAV

OH GOD WHY?!?!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERERERFRFFETRHGAWUYGRFARI

NOOOO MEW

rip mew

MEW BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!

Kinda fucking shitty they spoiled this in the preview, oh well.

Mew fags utterly BTFO

Shit is she gonna be dead or just brutalized?

NOT MEW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

rip mew

tfw she ded

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PRESS F

>le 20 million russians died in ww2

>>82878750
I always avoid the previews for this show

F

Bye bye MEW fags.

Fact: Slavs are the most powerful race

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They rused us.

I knew it, you can't keep a hardcore bitch down.

SHE LIVES

RUSSIA IS SHIT

SHE LIVES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wish Hillary won so Russia would be nuclear genocided

>>82878799
It's her ghost, bro.

didn't mess up the face just broke her legs

>>82878750
oh shes alive i guess

shitty episode desu

SHE LIVES YAY

MEW VS VARGA FUCKING CONFORMED

Not even bleeding what was that

Is she missing a foot or something grotesque?

What the fuck did they even accomplish?

>She lives after that beating

Shark jumped.

>no red face or any kind of notable trauma or pain

how the fuck did the ruskis fuck up killing her properly?

She looks all right wtf

Did they break her legs?

>no messed up face
did they rape her with the pipe?

Did they punch her pusy

Punished Ray.

A man denied his stamps.

what the fuck was that i've gotten worse beatings from my mother.

THE FUCKING WOLF

Oh, they just fucked up her sides.

They weren't trying to kill her, they were sending Sy a message because they thought he cared for her

That last shot

Holy shit

Mewfags DOUBLE BTFO

I bet the ugly cop is going to end up killing either the gook or russian

Wow, all they did was slap her I guess

why would they not make sure that shes dead?
why would they avoid hitting her in the face?

>>82878877

Correction: Stamp.

All of this for one stamp.

>>82878882
Whats the wolf for explain 2 me

>oh god my sides

What does the wolf mean

I DONT UNDERSTAND

>>82878846
They weren't trying to kill her dumb fuck, just send a message.

They beat her up a bit but avoided the face completely? You gotta hit someone pretty fucking hard over the head to knock them out. Did she play dead?

>wolf
MALVO RESURRECTION IMMINENT

The slow build this season was totally worth it. Oh fuck yes this is tuning up to be better than the last two seasons.

>>82878895
>tfw ywn have a disabled MEW whos dependent on you for simple everyday tasks she used to take for granite

>>82878906
Watch episode 4's start

>>82878906
>>82878918
Wolf is referring to Season 1. It was symbolic of Malvo.

>>82878923
You can also get knocked out from body shots knocking the wind out of you.

But yeah that was bullshit, she should have looked bloody and beaten.

Half way through the season and I can say season 2 was considerably better at this point

>>82878923
What is internal bleeding?

MEW is gonna resurrect Malvo to take on Varga confirmed guys.

she looked pretty pale in that last shot
shed probably have internal bleeding right?

They beat her to death but she's still alive and doesn't have a cracked skull or blood.

This whole season has been shit. I'm done. Bye.

You guys think her legs are broken?

>>82878930
you're crazy, the build this season is garbage

>>82878891
>>82878920
you're right but why not kill her? she's an annoying cunt that interferes in things and is a loose end.

kinda disappointing. i thought she was gonna die. that wolf was pretty badass though.

>>82878939
>TFW they did kill her
>Mew made a deal with Satan and will become the next vessel of chaos.

>>82878966
I don't think the Talk-Little guys knows that

>>82878966
They seem to only kill if Varga's identity is at stake.

20 MILLION DIED HERE

>>82878966

Because they think she's involved with Sy in some way, they know that killing her would basically give Sy nothing left to live for. That's even more dangerous than doing nothing at all.

>>82878960
see ya

>>82878923
She was hit in the liver by the looks of it, it can cause someone to go into shock if hit hard enough

>>82878961
she would have had to drive home and walk up stairs to get to rays place so probably not

looks okay to me lol

OH YOU BETCHA

Has it aired yet?
No?
Anyone streaming?

>>82878960
Awesome, not only is this season just as great as ever, but it's also a pleb filter.

I actually can't wait to see what this crazy bitch does to those guys.

She came up with that air conditioner trick in a panic, imagine what malicious shit she can do with time to sit down and plan.

>>82873615
Missed it, was it good?

>>82879044
t. True detective season 2 fan

>>82879051

This. MEW's schemes vs. Varga is gonna be great.

>>82876893
Nailed it. Well, the preview at least.

>>82879051
>inb4 home alone with blood and gore

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>tfw ray is going on a revenge killing spree
>tfw ray is going to be this seasons hanzee
BRAVO

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>>82879078
>home alone with blood and gore

>>82879065
Nice strawman m8

>>82879065
lmao

>>82878939
>>82878925
>>82878918

I think it's just a continuation with the Peter and the Wolf theme of this season.

i understand that they werent hitting her in the face but wouldnt there still be some type of indication? she looked exactly the same as before it happened, wouldnt her eyes be all red, hair messed up, face flushed and sweating?
the hell was that m8s

>>82878939
>Its referencing a season from years ago
>Not last weeks episode where they called Varga the Wolf in the beginning

I hope Ray and Mew make it out of this alive. I'm sick of the awesome characters dying every season

>>82879075
Missed the preview, what happened

>>82879078


Coming this Summer... Eli Roth's Home Alone.

I'd watch it.

I love when uppity cunts gets whats coming to them. More women need beatings.

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>>82879078
>inb4 home alone with blood and gore
>>82879099
>home alone with blood and gore

>>82879141
Emmit literally did nothing wrong.

>>82879141
Me too but i'll settle for Mew, this character is so badass i want her to get away with it.

>>82879144
mew shoved a tire iron up the ruskie's ass

>>82879167
For the most part, Ray neither
It's the people around them that are fucked

>>82879130
you just witnessed the definition of a mary sue live in front of your face

>>82879131
Malvo was the agent of random chaos back then and that's Varga this season. It's not that much of a stretch to connect the dots.

>>82879201
gamergate pls go

>>82879201
How is she a Mary Sue you stupid fucking mong

>>82874382
because she's a thing of the past.

>>82879167
That's the irony of it. Neither Ray nor Emmit did any of this by their own decision. Cy and Nikki are the instigators of all of it.

i don't understand how MEW can exist in the minnesota-nice Fargo universe. like she needs a backstory of why she's not "aw shucks"

>>82879263
Pottery

>>82879263
Ray tried to rob his brother and Emmitt borrowed money from a gangster without considering the repercussions.

They may not be serial killers but they fucked up.

Its not like they arent afraid of gore on this show.
So i assume her not being beat to a pulp was intentional.

>>82879201
IRL Mew would be my Mary Sue

>>82879298
She's a criminal, most likely headed to the midwest to escape some kind of trouble.

>>82879298
I'm gonna guess she was already a street smart hooker who got a higher education in game playing while in the joint.

>>82879310
I think Cy borrowed money from a ganster, not Emmitt.

>>82879201
>fails to do anything correctly except kill maurice, but even that is blowing up her in face
>not well-liked
>got the shit beat out of her

Man what the fuck is up with torrent releases lately? I mean I shouldn't ask for much considering it's piracy, but god damn releasers are dropping the ball all the time lately.

>>82879310
>Ray tried to rob his brother
He was coaxed into it by Nikki

>>82879350
ah well Cy is a dummy then.

>>82874710
the raining fish
also malvo teleporting

>>82879368
The initial stamp robbery was all his idea to buy her a ring.

>>82879374
how did malvo teleport

>>82876521
Everyone on Fargo who isn't a main character is dumb. That's the one constant.

>>82879408
In the first episode. Malvo walks into Lester's basement, with Lester watching the basement door. The cops arrive, and Lester goes into the basement to tell Malvo. Malvo has disappeared, and there are no other exits from the basement.

So who's going to die next episode, the Slav or the Chink?

What's with the wolf

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>>82877985
Checked her twitter. She has a real soft mom body.

>my fetish

>>82879534
>>82879534
>>82879534
>>82879534
new thread

>>82877929
Exercise in KINO

>>82878524
>>82878565
actually plowing Sy

torrent is up

>>82878962
Get out, you fucking pleb.

STREAM WHERE
WHEN

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>>82878960
bye

>>82879763
WHERE

I literally JUST checked TPB