So, /tv/, what kind of animal would you want to become?

A crocodile. Just leave me alone and food will come every now and then.

did he do it

A hawk/raven so I can fly across the world and have fun killing stuff.

>>82873500
Aren't you supposed to not leaving the forest?

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Quality thread op.

A sloth since I already don't do anything but laze around all day anyway.

>>82873542
No. Did you watch the movie brainlet?

>>82873579
there is some kind of hunting for ex-hotel animals so you would be the perfect prey.

>>82873145
A fox named fantastic.

>>82873639
>ex-hotel animals

What?

>>82873145
A liger.

A big black cock

>>82873740
animals who once were peoples
sorry I am a, as this anon said,
>>82873619
brainlet
and polack, so my english is not good

>>82873785
So is this movie like the one where the guy gets turned into a Walrus? Tusk, I think?

http://thelobster-movie.com/

take the test and post results

>>82873145
I could really relate to this movie.

>>82873889
nope, it's Lanthimos.
The movie you talk about is made by Kevin "I love comic books so much I named my daughter Harley Quinn" Smith.

>>82873940
>I got panther rino or cock
Which should I pick?

>>82874163
You know you should really have a comma in between panther and "rino"

>it's rhino

>>82874163
if you Rhino, you'll be poached by niggers.
if you go with cock, you'll be eaten.
Panther best bet

A dog is the only logical answer
>nobody hunts you, man or predator
>get to live indoors, warm and well fed
>practically treated like a person
>more loved than when you were actually a man
>can licks qt's feet all day long

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>>82873243

>>82874435
unless you end up in china somehow lmao

>>82874435
>>82874422
u4real?

>>82873145
Corvid

>>82874454
"You can fuck me but you can't fuck with me"

>>82873889
That movie was sin.

>>82873940
got duck. I'm happy.

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giant tortoise so i can live for a couple more hundred years

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I think it's better off this way.

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>>82873940
>What is the longest you've been i a relationship
...

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me on the middle

a human