Would you let Jon Hamm fuck your girlfriend?

Not a cuck but I think all women owe it to themselves to have one big cock

>>82867663
I've never had a girlfriend and never will.

>>82867845
same, i am literally planning to kill myself because i am so lonely haha

>>82867663

He's one of my fave actors.

Why doesn't he get more work?

Still a big drinker?

>>82867885
Nah, I could never go through with it. My dream was to become hopeless and I did, so I don't care any more if I have a gf or not.

Absolutely, but only if I get to watch then hang out with him afterwards.

I don't care if that makes me a cuck I just want to hang out with Jon Hamm.

>>82867915
His movies didn't do so well at the box office, doesn't seem to have crossover appeal from TV.

Is that really that hung? I'm about 7.5-8" erect and if I had a lil bit of blood pumping through me this is about what it would look like. Obviously if you're chilly it's gonna be tiny.

>>82867915

He got blacklisted by Hollywood after supporting Trump.

>>82867973

Have to admit, I turned off The Town after about 15 minutes. Even Jon Hamm couldn't save that one.

>>82867973

He must have the worst representation, he has been in one shit flick after another, last one I saw a trailer of was that Joneses disaster with ratface, here's hoping he goes back to tv.

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>>82867663
sure and id hope after he pisses his nasty dick milk all over her face she comes home and gives me a big smooch
pic related

I don't think my dick is even that big when engorged

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>got dumped by a guy with a 9-incher last week

:c

>>82869086
You're not supposed to measure from the asshole

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>>82869161

no im serious
he was 8.8 inches, he measured

we never actually managed to have penetrative sex though we tried ~4 times before he ended our relationships. it was kind of impractical.

but damn it felt good to feel that big a bulge through a guys trousers

>>82867663
>Would you let Jon Hamm fuck your girlfriend?

As long as he fuck me with that monster dick too, hell yeah.

no homo

>>82869689
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>>82869933

he was a californian octaroon

maybe there is some truth in the bbc meme after all...

>>82869769
That is gay as fuck. Saying no homo doesn't change this fact

>>82867663
Who shoves their balls down their pant leg?