Kingsman

>comic book movie
>why is this getting a sequel

is this like a ripoff of the recruit series?
>young chav gets turned into a junior james bond

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>>82863319
Retarded plot, brits cursing every sentence, over the top fight scenes - normies love that shit.

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China strikes again?

This movie was awesome grow a fucking pair

>>82863490
Seriously? I thought it was universally hated, what did you like about it?

I thought it was loud and annoying and everyone fights like they're in the Matrix even though they're not in the Matrix. What's the draw

>>82863557
Who doesn't like over the top spy flicks?

Kingsmen was fun

>>82863557
It's just a movie

>>82863557
>I thought it was universally hated
I've never met anyone that didn't love it

I remember marginally enjoying the movie.

That being said, the church scene was some of the edgiest shit ever put to film. Thanks for reminding me of that, now I mad.

>>82863557
>faggot detected

Kingsman was GOAT

>>82863557
You probably find every movie annoying cause this site tells you to.

>>82863557
>I thought it was universally hated
Jesus christ, leave the fucking basement for a while asstard.

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>>82863638
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>>82863784
>nu-/tv/ in a nutshell
/film/ when?

>>82863638
For me the over-the-top ness was too much, I never felt any sense of danger or intrigue. The characters could just turn into spiderman with a gun and kill everyone or escape or anything at any moment, but no explanation why they would have these powers.

>>82863557
From the same writer as Kick-Ass and Wanted. What do you expect?

>>82863819
You don't fit in anywhere. Even here.

>>82863557
>everyone fights like they're in the Matrix
So the fights are good, is that your point? Yes they are.

>>82863849
I thought Kingsman looked awful, but I love Kick-Ass and Wanted.
I didn't know it was the same director.

>God is now dead for I have killed him

can't believe that was okayed by the execs

>>82863849
Wanted was great you fucking four-eyes.

>>82863872
Making every character Neo doesn't make a fight scene good.

I didn't expect much from Kingsmen and was pleasantly surprised. It's not half bad.

I loved SLJ and his back and forth with leg blade girl.

>>82863638
Maybe if you're from Reddit

You need to go back.

>>82863944
It does if it's done well. And it is done well. What's the problem? You want a gritty realistic action film? Watch literally any other movie.

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>>82863849
It's crazy that an edgelord like Millar is one of the best Superman writers. Garth Ennis too.

>>82863944
Except they didn't do that. You're just under the age of 25 and haven't seen that many movies yet so of course anything with gunfights looks like the matrix to you

>>82863998
You could not be more wrong but thanks for your contribution

>>82863319
its as worthy as many others

Interesting that multiple people are mad that anyone insulted this movie but no one can say what was good about it other than "good" action scenes. But if you watch them, they're not. They're just carefully choreographed crap.

>>82864022
Thanks for attempting yet another blog/thread about how you dislike something and getting utterly blown the fuck out.
I bet you wanted your pretend internet buddies to all agree with you.

>>82864089
t. mouthbreather

>>82864121
But no one has said why it is good, so you are wrong. And u mad bro.

>>82863993
Millar and Ennis are pretty much perfect for gritty edgy Hollywood action. They know exactly what they are doing. I have to admit that I would go see a Red Son or The Boys movie.

>>82864089
You can't even a little bit articulate what's bad about it other than you not liking it.

>>82864176
I'm sorry that you have bad taste, I think that is the answer to my question. This movie is getting a sequel because people have bad taste in movies. Enjoy though! They'll probably make a few more and reboot it in 7 years. Think of the nostalgia, what an epic classic franchise! Remember that time the guy shot the bad guy in slow motion? And that other time he shot the bad guy in slow motion? And the other 100 times he shot the bad guy in slow motion? Wow it was so good and memorable!

>>82864150
And all you've said was that it was "loud and annoying".
Have your nurse help you write out a more detailed argument next round of meds.

>>82864280
I had no idea someone could get this butthurt about such an unimportant and uninteresting hollywood consumer product. Fanboy culture is real.

>>82864269
Look how upset I made you. I like this movie more now.

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>>82864161
Millar pitched an eight film Superman saga covering Krypton's decadence and destruction to the end of the Earth with Superman being the last living thing on the planet before our Sun goes nova.

If anyone deserves to be that ambitious with a Superman movie, I'd prefer Millar or Morrison, people who can take that character down fucked up paths without sacrificing his core nature.

>>82864324
It's ok sweetie just take your pills and tell the nice nurse what you're trying to say so she can type it out for you.

>>82864328
Enjoy! Hollywood producers thank you for consuming their mindless drivel.

>>82864401
Enjoy your black and white films that your friends take their phone out to when you try to show them.

>>82864459

Not that anon, but I basically hang out with nothing but film and acting students. I don't think I've ever met anyone who COULDN'T watch black and white.

>>82864459
It's like a reverse pretension.
>You probably like classic movies that are considered great and brilliant films, well not me! I like repetitive predictable hollywood garbage and I brag about it on the internet!

You win I guess

>>82864586
Oh I'm sure, but this other guys being a fucking asshole about it.
Dude I know so much about the craft of movies even though I haven't seen Turin horse or el topo lmao

You've still haven't articulated why it's bad.

>>82864689
You have a reading comprehension problem.

>>82864459
>enjoy quality films that confound plebs and retards
ok

>>82863319
Normal people liked it. What abbies like you think doesn't fucking matter, reject.

Seriously, why haven't you killed yourself?

Matthew Vaughn's attempt at being subversive just come off as vapid because as far as I can tell he has no actual ideology besides "Fuck 'em".

You gonna say why it's so bad or are you just gonna pace your room hitting refresh over and over until someone agrees with you?

>>82865101
It triggers my autism.

>>82865016
In this day and age that's enough and probably necessary. Ideology is cancerous

>>82864161
There's a series of The Boys in the works IIRC.

Imagine if the shooting scene took place in a mosque.

>>82865243
lack of ideology is an ideology

>>82863459
>Everywhere outside of the US is China
American education

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>>82865871
It would have, if they had been in London instead of Kentucky.

>>82865982
>>Everywhere outside of the US is full of subhumans
You were close.

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>>82863319
Because it was a good movie. You're just butthurt that he killed a bunch of christcucks.

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>>82865871
>implying I give a shit
all religions are retarded

I thought it was funny
It's the kind of funny where you laugh at the absurdity of what's happening because it's so outlandish it would never happen in real life. It's like being shrek at the start when he's reading the fairy tale
>yeah, like that's ever gonna happen

>>82865871
It wouldn't be as cathartic.

>>82863319
It's one of those movies that will probably gain cult status in about 10 years.

It's a mix of Austin Powers and Kick Ass.

>>82863872
The second time I watched the church fight, I couldn't finish it, it is horrible.

>>82863557

I know one person who thought it was "meh" and pretty much everyone else thought it was good, ok or excellent.

You're a faggot.

>>82863319
Yeah, they should make sequels of good movies like Citizen Kane.

kek, Americans really got triggered for the church scene.

>>82863319

The first made money. Studios like money

Sequel gets made

It's not that hard

>>82863848
>I need the emotional backstory of clive owen in shootemup
fag

>>82865702
isn't it by "dude, weed" Seth Rogen?

>>82866320
Christ Radicals, please be considerate, 4chan is a christian friendly website.

>>82866773
what's wrong, not enough cuts like marvel?

>>82863557
it doesn't try hard to be a serious movie, in fact it jokes about it, so it's just ok, not bad or terrific (the only remarkable thing could be the church scene)

>>82865871
There would have been a lot more explosions.

If the people in the "church" scene are what you believe all believers are like then you truly need to go outside more. They even flat out say they're a hate group yet every thread is LOL TRIGGERED CHRISTKEKS XD.
Was actually really great seeing those blasphemous hatemongerers get frigging butchered.

>>82870894
Pretty much this, but don't let details spoil their fun.

>>82869204
heehee mmhbgf some people in a country of 330 million got annoyed haha so epic muslims are all noble spiritual people

>>82863319

Because you are an asshole without taste.