Alan

This film is unironically better than Lost world and Jurassic world

People say this scene is ridiculous but it's actually pretty realistic. If you went through the shit Dr. Grant went through in the first movie, who's to say you wouldn't have weird ass dreams of talking raptors for years afterward?

>>82863712
Fuck off with your meme opinion. Better than JW, I can see that. But JP2? No

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HELLO TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

>>82864072
I'M FILLING MY VAGINA WITH BIRDS!

>>82864072
EYY?

i'd fuck a raptor, desu

>>82864166
You are a big raptor

>>82864072
ALERT
ALERT
B I R D S

>>82864166
uhm you don't get to bring eggs

>>82863219
That scene scared the shit out of me the first time.

>>82864166
Tell me about Alan, why does he have the resonating chamber?

>>82863712
I'd agree if it had a proper, satisfying climax, which just isn't the case. TLW and JW are barely better movies.

>>82864166
The cloning plan I just filed with InGen lists me, my men, Dr. Grant here, but only one T-Rex.

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>>82864166
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would deactivate the fences before trying to escape an island filled with dinosaurs

>>82865706
WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DOCTOR GRANT?

>>82867265
Why the fuck did the arrow on that sign only have one nail in it? Surely they knew someone would twist it around?

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The fire uh... uh finds a way.

FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS CHILLY-END SEA BASS