what was he thinking when this happened?

>I should have spent more time shitposting on an anonymous image board

>at least I still have my fapping hand

>>82862119
"ARGGHH DAD WHY??"

>Oh man that lightsaber is lost forever now

>>82862212
>George Lucas makes me pay for those, you know!

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>b-but I just struck his armor with my lightsaber and nothing fucking happened!

>At least it wasn't my dick.

>>82862161
this is a quality post
>>82862212
also enjoyed this one
>>82862237
understood this reference

the rest I didn't really care for

>I knew I should've masturbated on the bathroom before this.

>>82862196
>my fapping hand
Who the fuck faps wit their non-dominant hand?

>>82862559
Luke did, after this.

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>>82862559
me

>>82862602
Can't he just use the force on his dick instead of his hands?

>>82862161
Yawn>>82862196
Fag>>82862212
Gay>>82862212
Borign>>82862270
Meh>>82862507
Autistic stop posting your reactions
>>82862543
Meh>>82862602
W.e
>>82862664
Huh

?>>82862119 anyway I'm not sure...I'll think of a response

>Will it now become a Force Ghost like Obi-Wan?

>ow fuck
>I wonder if the force works without a ha-- nope
>Other hand-- oh, too late.

>>82862119
>my hand hurts

>>82862211
Decent>>82862237
W.e
>>82862447
Dude r you 12?>>82862559
Yeah>>82862704
Idk>>82862726
Check wookiepedia

>yep that's me
>you're probably wondering how I got in this mess
>to answer that we have to go back
>*rewinds to Padme giving birth*
>whoa-whoa too far back!

>>82862602
>not giving himself the stranger with his new robo-limb with over 6 different settings

>>82862704
>Force Choking the chicken

Ooo ow owwie oh ouch

>>82862119
ow

>Former Trump supporter here, it's hilarious watching him crash and burn. But seriously we can't let him get the nuclear codes.

>>82862559
I do depending on how I do it
I got used to one technique with my right hand and a different technique with my left hand, and if I switch up either of them it doesn't work very well

>Se ya Luuke

>>82862559
Luke actually is left-handed if you watch him do things other than wield the lightsaber. Probably because Mark Hamill is left-handed too but.

>>82863205
who would trust that thing? it could easily go rogue and rip luke's penis off

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>82862783
Will he lose his other hand in TLJ?

>>82862559
Me.
I use my dominant hand on the computer mouse while my non-dominant goes to town.
I can't use my dominant hand to do it.

>>82862119
ow

>>82862119
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>82862119
>Should have listened to Ben and aimed to move to the high ground

CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIN

>>82862704
Size matters not