Witcher series announced

>>82857959
I'm curious how many shitskins they will caste for it considering there has alread been a shitstorm that there are no noggers in a mythological medieval poland and Netflix also made "Dear White People".

Mads Mikkelsen as Geralt

>>82857988
>geralts netflix adventures take place in zerrikania
>incidentally 99% of the cast are black

>>82857989
>Netflix
Idris Elba as Geralt

>>82857959
I feel like this ending up on netflix is a death sentence for the show before it even airs.

>>82857959
>Tomek Bagiński as director

it will be CGI

>>82857959
Who do we want as Ciri?

>>82858029
Considering netflix turned L black in DN adaptation it wouldnt be weird for them to cast Yennefer/ciri/triss as a nigger.

It's going to be trash just like everything else in this series and everything Netflix puts out

>>82858048
Isn't the author onboard with this? He's old and probably racist so I doubt he will allow such changes.

>>82857959
Should have been on HBO, Netflix is trash. They'll probably make Geralt a nigger and Dandelion an Arab. Zoltan will probably be gay, too.

ayy

>>82857988
the north of the witcher world is a mix of poland and germany and it certainly isn't set in the medieval ages

>>82858021

Would unironically suck black geralts bbc

>>82858012
>Poland don't want to take any refugees
>west punish them by fucking up their most well fantasy series

Another one? Cool.

>based on the books

Trissfags are gonna get btfo by the OTP and how Geralt doesnt even see her as a side bitch.

Kevin Kostner as originally intended by the open minded author to be our hero.

>>82858048
I'm less afraid of niggers and more of the "nerdy", le ironic postmodernist Netflix style. The Expanse has some really retarded moments, and that's one of the best shows. Rather shoot the Anglo producers in their heads than let the Witcher show end up being similar to Flash or Daredevil.

>>82858099
Why not genderswap Geralt?

Amy Schumer as Geralt.

Is it being filmed in Poland? Hopefully that will minimize niggers from bring extras. But Netflix will probably fly in niggers to play principle characters.

>>82857959
ITT:
>theyz better nots casting niggers grrrrrr
I swear you right wing cunts are more offended then the snowflake liberals you always complain about. You have officially taken the title of the most annoying cunts on the internet.

Was 4chan down???

Jaimie Alexander as Yennefer please

>>82858291
She's a skeleton with a man jaw.

>>82858044
lena dunham

>>82858176
Yea more or less this is everyone's fear i think.It's less about hating nignogs and more about what inserting minorities solely because they are minorities instead of the actors being fit for the role immediately tells you about a movie or show's priorities.

>>82858099
dandelion is definitely going to be bisexual

>>82858215
>>82858334
And the villain?

Tyrone var Jamall - the Black Nigger Stealing From the Graves of his Foes

Enjoy your horrible GOT tier fanbase once it gets normies into it doing reaction videos and memes every new episode.

>guys from The Expanse gonna make it

Expect shit casting

Zach McGowan as Geralt.

>>82858108
>it certainly isn't set in the medieval ages

Of course it is. Have you even seen the Polish series or read the books? It's early medieval period with a shitton of Polish mythology. Just check out the cloths they wear or how they use technology.

Fucking pleb.

>>82858288
Yes (((DDOS)))

>>82858354
Name? Isn't he the guy that was making the trailers for the Witcher series? They were quite good.

>>82857959
They're going to put black people in it despite the developer refusing to put them in for being ahistorical nonsense for an area based on medieval northern europe to have a noticeable black population, aren't they?

>>82857989
Anson Mount as Geralt

>>82858270
It's a Polish tale, with Polish mythology in a Polish scenery. There is absolutely no reason to insert some third worlders just to please them.

White people can have things purely for themselves. If niggers want shit, they can invent it themselves instead of getting affirmative action in every part of their life.

t. Polack

>>82858305
And?

>>82858327
>inserting minorities solely because they are minorities instead of the actors being fit for the role
If you're black your automatically unfit to be in this show. There's no realistic talent advantage that justifies blackwashing or brownwashing etc.

>>82858400
Its more a question of which canonically white major character is casted as a nigger.

police procedural with magic and social justice bullshit tacked on.

>>82858176
>The Expanse has some really retarded moments
I thought syfy made that

ITT: Everyone saying that every cast member will be a nigger or a gay.

Fuck you all, keep this shit in /pol/

>>82858366
Have not watched Black Sails yet, is he any good?
>>82858406
Great choice. Really liked him in Hell on Wheels.

>>82857959
trissfags are going to be btfo

>>82858440
You know it's true.
/pol/ is always right.

>>82858410
Well. Stop selling things to netflix then you stupid Pollacks.

>>82858425
My money is on Zoltan. Who's going to be transexual though?

I also imagine Geralt being a progressive cuck who's all for """equality""" in the series, too.

>>82858305
Perfect for yennefer then

>>82858478
they will turn geralt into a giant moral fag

if i kill him ill be just as bad as him!!!1

Jane Levy for Triss

and why can't we post pics?

>>82858410

>White people can have things purely for themselves. If niggers want shit, they can invent it themselves instead of getting affirmative action in every part of their life.

>t. Polack

Poles aren't white though.

>>82858437
Same producers are working on the Witcher.

>>82858472
The author of The Witcher was salty that he sold the game rights for a fee without percentages and tries to get some this way. He's an old fag, I don't think he even knows what Netflix is.

>>82858510
>Poles aren't white though.
(You)

the author is on board so Trissfags are gonna get blown the fuck out

can't wait to reap the tears

>>82858529
I expect a whole episode to be dedicated to triss literally shitting herself

>>82858447
>can't upload images

he was the best thing about black sails for me and certainly looks the part.

>>82858440
I don't go to /pol/ but sjw's and the outgoing culture if whitebashing and minority worship have made me a bit racist and considerably more sexist.

I'm not going around calling blacks niggers but i don't call them african Americans anymore. And i get pissed off at every instance of diversity pushing, so the likelihood that white characters are going to turn black to appeal to a bunch if self hating and/or racist pos noncis faggots, irks me.

That doesn't make me from /pol/

>>82858553
Nice. Have to watch Black sails some day. Yeah he definitely look like he can pull off the quietly intimidating thing.

>>82858108
>certainly isn't set in the medieval ages
it certainly is set in that era

>video games
Manchildren need to gas themselves

In anycase, if Netflix fucks it up at least I have the Polish one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZlIMnIe9e0

>>82858666
Poland is a shithole and Polish sounds like shit

>>82858649
It has nothing to do with video games.

>>82858447
>Great choice. Really liked him in Hell on Wheels.

Yeah but he's the main character of ABC Inhumans. Fuck.

>>82858676
Said the salty nigger without any cultural heritage not stolen from the north.

>>82858498
>Jane Levy for Triss
hnnnnnngggg

>>82858706
Nah I'm Austrian

>>82858622
He's playing MODOK on Agents of Shield.

>>82857959
scarlett johanson as ciri

>>82858737
>what are winged hussars

>>82858649
It's a book series retard

>>82858737
(((Austrian)))

not excited for this because i know it won't be good

>>82858737
You mean BLACKED by Abdul

>>82858044
once again, she's going to be like 11 years old at this point.

>>82858571
>caring about what a small group of ultra liberal bloggers have to say on Twitter and Tumblr
>I'm not racist but I don't like it when they turn a character whose race is irrelevant to them into a different race
You might as well be from /pol/.

>>82858666
Looks like it was nade in the 80's tbqhfamalam

>>82858825
Nope faggot my bloodline is whiter than your entire shitstain country, even refugees don't want to go to Pooland that's how shit it is

It'll be a GoT cash-in and you all know it

>>82858849
Say hello to your wive's son and her black bull Jamal.

>>82858832
Its like you didnt even read what he said

>>82858832
>I'm not racist
I literally said i was

Also I don't so much care as much as I find it annoying.

>>82858835
2002, low budget polish poor fag television production and of course shitty quality on youtube. I'm sure you can get it somewhere else in a better quality.

>>82858867
>Polish """humor"""

All they can do is leech off EU like parasites and repeat same shit like a parrot

Where would you even start with the series? The Last Wish?

>>82858887
No need to be shy, be a proud cuckold, it's the current year after all.

>>82858887
>t. salty shitskin leeching of the austrians and being angry that the ebil pollacks won't invite him and his hordes

Get fucked, Achmed.

One of the hansa members will be Black. Calling it now.

>>82858892
How about the first book? Haven't read them but wouldn't that be the logical place to start?

>>82858921
That's Last Wish.

>>82858913
Why am I a shitskin? Ever looked in the mirror you Slavic fucking nigger? Your shithole is known for fucking nigger-tier behaviour. Kill yourself.

>>82858914
And he alone will be besties with geralt

>>82858940
bit rude
reckon you should apologise

>>82858932
Well there you go anon.

>>82858963
No, I'm not going to apologize to Slavic subhumans like Poles, who only steal cars and contribute jack shit to the EU. Only good Slavs are East Slavs like Russians, rest are white niggers.

>>82858940
Here's your (you) while I go order some pierogi from my 99,8 percent white city with ancient local traditions and proud nationalism.

Low T Antifa can get fucked just as well.

So will Geralt be a nigger or a sandnigger?

>>82858892
Just give me Sword of Destiny and Blood of Elves.

>>82858075
He'll do anything for the money.

>>82858987
>ancient local traditions
Go choke on Varg's dick you caveman. The problem with Slavs is they live in the 4th fucking century.

>>82858987
You order food from the city? Does your city hall have like a restaurant to help fund the government or something?

Euroland is crazy.

am confused

>>82859003
They wouldn't be able to, unless they dropped "white wolf". It's more likely they cast someone like Eskel or Lambert as black.

>>82859028
Ahme'd cumslurper detected.

>>82859003
I dont think so but they might make him gay.There will be niggers and sandniggers though i guarante you even though there are none in the source material.

>>82859058
>>82859069
Then, even worse, Ciri instead of being a lesbomancer, will be blacked

>>82859058
>unless they dropped "white wolf"
or they can put him an skin of some dead wolf that happens to be white and go full retard.

>>82859031
Living on the outskirts of the city I can have the best of both worlds. Ordering pierogi is like calling your local pizzaria. Just better, of course.

>Juicy_Martyna_delivering_Pierogi.jpg

>>82858921
Blood of Elves would be best as the characters can educate Ciri and the audience about Witching at the same time. Calanthe's stuff from Last Wish can be covered in exposition, and the Genie story can be done in flashback.

>>82857988
good question

>>82859136
Ha! There's a Dumb Pollack joke in there somewhere.

I'm ready

>>82858044
Chloe moretz

Faggot pollacks stole my father's car in Berlin

is vidyakino upon us?

>SJWitcher

>>82858048
>L black in DN adaptation
What show?

>>82859694
Desu Notto

They will seriously black ceri

Insider here
It's animated and has the same voice cast as TW3
It's also based on the short stories

>>82857959
>no source
>no network listed
>not listing anyone involved

Fake news, kill yourself, OP.

>>82859885
Retard

http://www.platige.com/en/page/839-The_Witcher_Saga_On_Netflix

>>82857959
From what we know so far /tv/, will it be better or worse than The Hexer?

>>82859947
Could go both ways.

>>82859891
>The site can't be reached
FAKE. NEWS!

who is maisie williams gonna play

>>82858510
>only americans consider them to be "white" while everyone else is either a nigger, slav, gyspy, muslim, indian etc.

faggot

>>82860001
https://thenextweb.com/gaming/2017/05/17/witcher-series-getting-netflix-show/#.tnw_McZc4UWn

>>82860032
Kek. Hope she's nowhere near it but I can completely imagine her being forced in. Yennefer?

>>82860032
Ciri or Pavetta

>>82860032
A botchling

>Hopefully the TV show will do a better job in regards to gender politics and treatment of Ciri than the game.

MarySue is in for a problematic experience .

Dwarf will be a manly gay

>>82860145
>than the game
>haven't read the books
>probably didn't play the game either and just looked at some jpegs on google
Why can't I post images?

>>82858354

This. I just looked into the production company and they don't have an amazing resume. Hopefully, Netflix will put a lot into the show. It's actually a dream of mine that I would actually make this shit and do the books and story justice. Hopefully, it's as good as it is in my dreams, but somehow I doubt. To early be overly hopeful or jaded, we'll have to wait and see.

>>82859856

Is it now? That would make sense considering Platige Image is involved.

>>82858440
>/pol/ boogeyman

Fuck off back to Tumblr if you don't like hearing opinions you don't like.

You know it's true, there's no way in hell the cast will stay canon races ESPECIALLY on Netflix. Take the nigger cock out your mouth, Sven.

>>82859856
>animated with the game's va's
>20 minutes of this kind of animation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt_65k-gv1U
that would be fantastic

>>82858048
Isn't L half brit? What's the problem with them casting him as a basketball person?

>>82860198

Well, it is retarded to DEFCON 2 considering it was just an announcement.

>>82860262
His skin color, dummy.

He's not half nigger.

>>82859856
>>82860253
holy fuck, if that's actually the case goddamn i'd actually be really happy with it

>>82860128
Wonderful post

>>82857959
Charlie Hunnam as Geralt
Kristen Stewart as Yennefer
Kiernan Shipka as Ciri
Jon Hamm as Zoltan
Tom Felton as Dandelion
Jane Levy as Triss
Dave Bautista as Dijkstra

>>82859856
animated as in cgi or 2d shit?

>>82860042
>only americans consider them to be "white" while everyone else is either a nigger, slav, gyspy, muslim, indian etc
Ok. So outside of slavs, the only other "white" people are americans? Go read a book, retard.

>>82860253
Nah it'll look like the shitty cartoons from 2.

Who could possibly play Djikstra?

They cant afford the Rock

>>82860300
He's half brit. And a lot of brits are black. You're not in the 19th century anymore.

>>82860363
Djikstra is supposed to be a fat slob though.

Who's gonna get money out of this? CD Project Red or that old polish cunt who wrote the books? Thought he sold all of the media rights to cd project red.

>>82860358
>the only other "white" people are americans
by /pol/ standards yes

>>82860344
>Kristen Stewart as Yennefer

L E A V E
E
A
V
E

>>82860363
Tom Cruise in his Les Grosman suit

>>82860392
They literally worship germanics, though.

>>82859856
lol fuck off, no it isn't

They wouldn't do shitty cartoon animation and they can't afford CGI on par with the game trailers for a whole series

>>82860374
t. 56%

>>82860253
as if they could afford to make like 8 hours of that

>>82860077
>>82860077

Eva Green is my dream Yen. Also Why the fuck Can't I post images?

>>82858334
>dandelion is definitely going to be bisexual

if they do it you can expect a lot of bitching about horny bisexual stereotyping.

Thread Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9zqXmraFKQ

>>82860374
WE WUZ L N SHIT

>it's a triss shits herself episode

>>82858075
Author sold everything to CD Projekt i thought.

>>82860037
>Kate Beckinsale as Yennefer
This. So much this.
Sorry anon, but your other picks are really shitty

>>82857959
>Netflix
So in other words, this is going to be the first installment in the Witcher franchise with black people, huh?
They'll probably be 50% of the cast too. Cap it.

>>82860533
He sold them the right to use his books as basis for original stories, he didn't sell them any adaptation rights.

>>82857988
there were actual SJW complaining about the lack of blacks and the polish people were like. this is based on polish mythology based by a polish company. we're respecting our culture and heritage not to cater to american tastes. i really hope netflix has the balls to not cast blacks.

Mads Mikkelsen as Geralt (who cares if he's too old)
Mark Strong as Roche
Kit Harrington as Radovid

fuck radovid and fuck redanians

The author is pissed that the games became far more popular than the books (because he sold the rights for a flat price like an idiot) so I can only assume if he is on board for the series it's going to be him trying really really fucking hard to stick it to the games and thus making it an awkward experience to watch.

I watched Bloodlines & Narcos , kinda feel that Netflix is capable of making better and better shows...

>>82860392
>
/pol/ constantly says america isnt white.

you are retarded and stop parroting boogeymen

I have a bad feeling about this. I'm 99% sure this will be shit. If HBO was making it I'd be more hopeful.

>>82860533

the author is an old alcoholic and a HUGE asshole

when CDPR came to him and offered him royalties he laughed in their faces, told them to fuck off and said he will only sell the rights for a bulk price

So they agreed.

Compared to how much money the game generated the sum he got was a pittance he blew on whores and vodka over ten years ago

He now goes to these fantasy cons and keeps going on about how the game is shit and people who like it are idiots. He's super asshurt about the game because he knows he is a moron who literally fleeced himself

t. polack

>>82860730
It's based on the books, so there will be no Roche and Radovid will be about seven years old

>>82860730
>who cares if he's too old

geralt is like 90 years old

he's supposed to look about 40

>>82860037
kys

>>82860818
Yeah but Geralt has a smoother face than Mads, that was my point.

>>82858270
I actually voted Bernie

So Netflix is finally pandering to the /v/ demo.

>>82857959
Choose, /tv/:

Triss, or Yen

>>82860878
>/v/
>thinks the witcher's just a series of video games
kys

>>82860800
While he is a dick about it you gotta understand that this guy:

1.Never played vidya in his life.
2.CDPR had NO RESUME whatsoever except for translating a few games into polish, they had never developed a single game
3.The TV adaptation was a giant horrible flop

of course hindsight is 20/20 but to think that the games would blow up like they did was one in a million

>>82860899
shani

>>82857988
>Netflix also made "Dear White People"
Netflix doesn't make half the shit they put on there. Most of the "Netflix Originals" are just carried on the platform exclusively.

>>82860391
CD Projekt only made the games. They don't own the IP

You """"people"""" and your video games.

Disgusting

>>82860800

This. At first, he said that the games had absolutely nothing to do with the books rising popularity 2007 onward. Then recently he went on to claim that the games are actually hurting the book sales. The Metro 2033 writer rightly called him out on his bull shit.

>>82860344
would unironically watch

>>82860390
Ray Winstone, duh.

>>82860930
>he says and boots up the latest capeshit kino

>>82858149
It hurts how much you're right

>>82860913
>picking the girl who will wither and die before your nigh-immortal eyes
No

>>82860948
keep reaching, degenerate

>>82858149
she was a hyper cunt in the first game too
it's only because they did a literal 360 in TW2 with her she became likeable

>>82860909
>1.Never played vidya in his life.

he designed a tabletop RPG game and one of his books is suspiciously similar to a 1992 RPG Darklands

he played at least some vidya its evident in his books

>>82857959
I want this show to get big, way bigger than GoT only because of one reason: getting original author as famous in the west as possible

Why you ask? Because as >>82860800 said he's a massive ashole. He's misoginistic and rasist. And I don't mean it as thumblerinas mean it, he trurerly belives women and black people to be inferior. He also have an ego bigger than the Milky Way.
If he ever make an apearrance in some talk show or smothing it would be a beautiful diasaster to watch.

>image board
>only OP image

At least there is no way this will be mediocre. It will either be a 0/10 SJW cringe or 10/10 based Slavfantasy

>>82861033
you can thank gook moot for that

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>>82860988
Where do you think you are? No really, on what website do you think you are right now, and on what board?

>>82860995
>He's misoginistic and rasist. And I don't mean it as thumblerinas mean it, he trurerly belives women and black people to be inferior.

and you got this where?

Top fucking lel the books are literally about how being racist is stupid and Geralt goes out of his way multiple times to either stress that he believes all races are equal or to help oppressed elves/dwarves/hobbits

At every single point he and Dandelion ridicule, beat up and often kill racists

Furthermore Geralt is primarily known for his open relationship with Yennefer who is extremely promiscuous which makes him a cuck in your shitty /pol/ book

I dont know if the Hussite Trilogy was translated to english but its even more evident there where he praises the EU and takes a huge shit on the catholic church through his characters

Its not your hero, its not your story and Sapkowski always was a leftist, sorry.

>>82857988
/tv/ - bitter racists from the 'alt right' complain about literally everything.

>>82861041
If Sapkowski has a say in this I'm hopeful that sjw's won't be able to put their filthy hands on it.

>>82861074
nice redditspacing there, reddit

>>82861087

he IS an SJW kek

>>82861079
> Everything_I_don't_like_is_Alt-Right.jpg

>>82858176
inb4 Geralt the Quipper

>>82860993
>he designed a tabletop RPG game
Okay, that isn't a video game.

>>82861074
>and you got this where?

You ever met the dude?

>>82860995
>He's misoginistic and rasist.

No, he's not. You're retarded.

>>82857959
>based on the books
Thank fucking god.

>>82861136
>still no proof

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>>82857988
is this going to be the main question in EVERY thread from now on ? Seriously...everyone knows they will cast some characters non-white, should discuss something else..like who is the best W3 waifu

>>82857959
>vidya
>netflix
>fantasy
fuck off

>>82861136

I'm Polish and I read everything he ever wrote.

People here are not all racist to a man here and writers almost never are. Jesus christ just read the fucking books.

>>82861193
>he thinks witcher is originaly a video game series
Fuck off /v/eddit.

>>82858044
Dafne of course - perfect age for Ciri

>>82861229
not cute enough

>>82860995
Literally how the fuck did you come to this conclusion? Did you play the games and because there's racism you convinced yourself he's some racist sexist slav who wants death to all niggers?

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>>82857988
How many crackers are gonna be offended they aren't a market worth pandering to?

>>82861335
how much mental illness do you need to make an image like that?

>>82861335
there's more homosexuality among black men than among white men

>>82861074
>>82861074

> Geralt's a duck meme

I love how people who keep saying this conveniently forget that he spent like 3 months banging Vigo into oblivion multiple times a day. This was after He and Yen got back together mind you.

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>>82861335
Nigger tier bait desu

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Friendly reminder that this is one and only /tv/ approved cast

So who will be the overall villain? Wild Hunt? Someone brand new? Boring politics?

I think the casting is going to be all over the place, I can't picture half the cast as actual people

>>82861394
it's almost as if if you live for over 100 years you start to realize that sex and love aren't really related and it would be retarded to stick to only one person especially if you're long times apart

>>82861182

its triss and if you think otherwise you should kill yourself

>>82861422
Witcher isnt about the big bad.
It could be disconnected stories about Geralt doing a contract each episode, kinda like the first 2 books.

>>82858149
Fuuuuuuck

At least have Yvonne Strahovski play Yenn

>>82861527
Doing a contract each episode is definitely the best way about it

>>82861422
>>82861527
>>82861585
They will make each short story into an episode, it's rather obvious

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>>82860995
>he trurerly belives women and black people to be inferior.

>implying

>>82861422
RADOVID WHITE MALE HARASSING MINORITIES IN NOVIGRAD U FUCBOI

>>82861220
>I'm Polish
Liar

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>>82861637
but from which book is the new question

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The ONLY choice for best girl Ciri.

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>black wolf

Cast him

>>82861585
>>82861527
That is how the Witcher novels works, since its mostly short stories. As a series, I don't think it would be done any way but having an overarching story that happens to have contracts and shit. Audiences wouldn't be able to keep interest otherwise if nothing really progressed
>>82861637
I don't see how they fit into one hour

>>82861713
Castrate him

Here.., have something from potential director of the show
https://youtu.be/uKbuFYd468w

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>>82861739
Eva Green is old and worn out, there needs to be new blood.

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-super hot
-piercing eyes
-scary smile

got yennefer right here

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>Witcher now is /tv/

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i hope they cast my waifu Eleonor Tomlinson (Demelza Poldark) as Triss

>Wheel of Time is getting a show and now Witcher is as well
Now is the dawn of Fantasy kino boys

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Yennefer.

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Cast him

>>82862030
idris elba

Are Witchers basically immortal or do they just live for a long time and then die?

>>82862069
They have longer lifespans than a human because of the mutagens but most don't get all that old - they end up as a cocksleeve for a cockatrice or gangbanged by drowners

>>82862068
>>82862030
He will be the only white person in the show, since he is the devil.

>>82862069
No witcher has ever died of natural causes, so we don't really know.

>>82862069
Nobody knows, not a single witcher died because of old age.

>>82862069
>witchers will live long enough to die of old age
Kek

>>82862154
He did nothing wrong

>>82862069
They basically just have a life span that's at least five times that of a normal human, although there haven't been a case of a witcher dying a peaceful death in their bed on account of their line of work.

>>82858042
He does VFX aswell. He did some live action shorts for ads and they were pretty good

>>82862069
Isn't the deal with Yennefer that she's actually disfigured but only uses her powers do make a beautiful illusion for normies, while Gerald is one of the few people not able to get bewitched and sees her true face?

I think I've read something in this direction.

>>82861827
>Eva Green is old and worn out

She's 36. She's in the perfect age to play Yennifer and she looks like she was born for the role.

>>82861933
Tits are too big. Yennifer isn't particularly busty. She'd make for a better Triss though so long as they keep her hair a light brown.


>>82861700
The first one would make the most sense. Those stories are canonically is his first chronological appearance within the story's universe.

>>82861702
>kstew

Too old and busted.

Also, Ciri is supposed to be pretty, not a burnout junkie.

>>82861978
She could be good as far as looks go. But it'd suck to have to change her hair color though. I do like me some redheads.

>>82859028
Here's a (You), now fuck off to /pol/

>>82862030

Why? He's a game character. None of them exist in Witcher canon.

>>82862268
He's not /pol/, Poles are loved on that board. He is probably some leftist Antifag LARP-ing as a /pol/ack

>>82857988
how much do you want to bet that a negro will play Foltest?

>>82860854
In the game maybe. He was described as quite ugly in the books.

>>82862232
Her beauty isn't an illusion, more like magic plastic surgery.
In that scene Geralt is basically just using his keen eye about very minuscule details to go "2/10 would not bang" in order to not pop a boner and get distracted.

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>>82857959
>nearly 200 posts without a single image reply

Shill bot thread.

>>82862316
It actually is an illusion

I honestly don't care who thy cast as long as they are people of color.

>>82862346
(You)

Elfs: Anglos
Nilfgard:Germans
Northen Kingdoms: Slavity slavs
Kovir: Norwegian Venice
Dwarfs and Gnomes:Jews
Toussaint: France
Skellige: Vikings

>>82862379

The story is Slavic and slavs are not white, they have to cast people of color.

>>82862341
image uploads weren't working earlier

>>82862343
It's not unless you can find me something that states otherwise.
In fact there's one instance in the books of some chick who actually is using an illusion to hide her disfigured face which then disappears when she dies. Yen also died at one point and no such thing happened to her.

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>>82862423

>>82862232
>Isn't the deal with Yennefer that she's actually disfigured but only uses her powers do make a beautiful illusion for normies

No, because EVERY sorceress north of the Yaruga does this. Yennifer is actually a very gifted sorceress and is regarded as exceptional by many in the magic community.

Geralt can 'see' her disfigurements because of his intuition and Witcher senses. Vesemir, Eskel, Cohen and Lambert probably all see it too.

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>>82862280
tfw game witcher IS witcher canon

>>82862439
He's right though. Slavs are not white.

Ed Skrein as Geralt

>>82862295
>how much do you want to bet that a negro will play Foltest?

You really think the SJWs would allow a minority actor to play a character who openly had an incest baby?

>>82862498
>incest
It is natural and beautiful that a man should love his sister

>>82862473

Not according to actual fans of the franchise. And to Sapkowski.

the games aren't canon. They had to ignore the ending of the books just so that they could do the games.

>>82862549
>And to Sapkowski
Who actually cares what that old fart thinks?

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>>82862316
>>82862456
Thanks. Take a Slavic natural beauty as a sign of ma gratitute.

>>82862154
true that

>>82862594
>Who actually cares what that old fart thinks?

Fans do. He created the series. By that virtue, his word is word of god when it comes to The Witcher. If he says the games aren't canon, then they're not.

>>82862343
No it isn't, if it were dimeritium shackles would put an end to it. All Sorceresses have magical plastic surgery except for Francesca and the other Elf one, Triss who is allergic to magic and Lydia van Brevevoorts because she got disfigured in a magical accident.

Remember that one character who isn't a joyless asshole? No you don't.

>>82862549
>Muh canon
Who cares. Let the books, games and movie/series have their own canon.

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>>82862473
>tv show has nothing to do with the games

Gsmefags and CDPR btfo. Based Sapkowski

>>82860128
kek

>>82862758
Dandelion, Zoltan, Regis, Borch Three Jackdaws, Coën, Vesemir etc, etc,

>>82862615
> That white beauty
> those dark bulls in the background and horizon
> feeding on fertile lush soil
its like pottery
it rhymes

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>>82857959
Didn't they already make a Witcher series?

:^)

>>82862767
Of course it won't have anything to do with the games retard. Who the fuck is want to see the exact same story again

>>82859069
>even though there are none in the source material

There absolutely are, Zarrakania is a thing. Azar Javed, the main protagonist of the first game, is also supposed to be middle eastern looking.

American Pharoah as Roach would be GOAT tier brehs...

>>82863135

Also Villentretenmerth's bodyguards, Tea and Vea.

>>82863135
We literally see two throughout the whole book series. Expect to see significantly more than two. I'm guessing Istredd will be black as well.

>>82862763
>Who cares.
The fans/dirty pollacks.

>Let the books, games and movie/series have their own canon.
They already do. They're each their own separate canon. Thing is that most people don't understand that.

>>82863232
20 $$$ on dickstrap being a nigger or a woman or both

>this studio and director

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H08tGjXNHO4

HYPE

>More capeshit from some fucking third worlder who stole all his ideas from GRRM

OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT!

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>>82862763
Teralt will be canon in the show. Yenfags btfo.

>>82862232
She used to be a hunchback before she used magic to make herself look beautiful.Every sorceress in the Witcher universe is supposed to look elegant and beautiful that's why they cast magic to themselves.

>>82861079
found the shitskin

>>82861335
you forgot to put
>average IQ of 80
on the left

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>>82863385
Thanks.

>>82863372
I know this is bait, but... the urge...

>>82863385
>Every sorceress in the Witcher universe is supposed to look elegant and beautiful that's why they cast magic to themselves.

Except for Nilfgaardian sorceresses. Their government keeps a tight leash on their sorcerers. Assire var Anahid and Fringilla Vigo looked like hags until the joined the Lodge.

BDH as Triss
Kate Beckinsale as Yen
Liz Olsen as Keira
Eva as Philippa Eilhart

>>82863612
>BDH as Triss
Too old.
>Kate Beckinsale as Yen
Could work.
>Liz Olsen as Keira
Would be a better Triss
>Eva as Philippa Eilhart
Green? She's wasted on anything but Yennifer. Leana Heady would make for a better Phillipa.

>>82863746

>Leana Heady would make for a better Phillipa.

Leana is clearly perfect for Fringilla Vigo.

Olsen is too young to pull off Triss, imo. I can see the actress I'd want in my head but I can't think of her name.

>>82860037
Eva Green could play borth Triss or Yennefer and I would be down with that, althought I would like her as Yen, Kate Beckinsale would be god tier

>>82860899
Yen, Triss is a bitch

>>82863847
>Olsen is too young to pull off Triss, imo.

I don't see how. Triss is the youngest member of the Lodge, and it supposedly shows in the age she presents herself in. She's supposed to look in her early 20s.

If we were to take Olsen for how old she really is, then she'd she'd actually be too old for Triss. Truthfully, I wouldn't be surprised if they actually did look for actresses in their early 20s, or even younger, so that they could convincingly keep Triss looking as young as possible.

>>82860899

Yen. She actually fucking loves you.

>>82861100
I like his take on Charles Vane in Black Sails and lookswise he can pull off Geralt but I still want Mads for the role

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>>82862030
pretty obvious

>>82861700
I bet they'll use The Last Wish as a starting point since it's truly when the series begin I bet each season will be a short story book

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>>82860899

Neither. All sorceresses are lying, scheming whores.

Pic related or Essi Daven are the only real choices.


Fuck, if they adapt A little Sacrifice, they better pull off and do it justice. That was probably my favorite story from TSoD.

>>82861827
Green is 36, and looks like early 30s, she is perfect for playing the hunchback

>>82864251
this

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>>82864275
Shani is a good girl, but the best girl is still Ciri tho.

>>82864259
>I bet they'll use The Last Wish as a starting point since it's truly when the series begin I bet each season will be a short story book

There are only two short story books though. After the TSoD, they whole Ciri Saga kicks off and ends the series.

But yeah, each book should be adapted into a season.

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>>82864390

But... muh daughterfu.

>>82864397
I know but still it's the best way to do it just use a season per book, I mean they are not A song of Ice and Fire, they are at best 500 pages long and the story is not something from another world, even though I love the books and videogames the novels have always been your standar dark fantasy

>>82860363
John Goodman is the only fatctor I can think of.

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>>82864479
I'm only excited about this series because I want to see loli ciri . She better be a qt.

>>82864566
what about the guy that played Robert Baratheon on GOT? I forgot his name but he is not physically far from Djikstra judging from his GOT character, just lose the beard and shave the head

>>82862030
Joe Rogan

>>82864617
>She better be a qt.

Depending on how faithful they're going, they'll possibly use three separate actresses for Ciri. In TSoD alone, she's shown at ages 3 (briefly), 6 and 9.

>>82860363

Rory McCann in a fatsuit. Dijkstra's supposed to be tall as fuck. McCann's got the acting ability and the recognition to pull it off.

>>82860944
implying he's doing anything but bet365 ads for the rest of his life.

>>82860374

only 3% of the UK is black

>>82865037
>only 3% of the UK is black
>only.
so your sister or mother "only" has the probablity of being raped by 3 out of every 100 men?,thats soothing.

>>82861527
This is true

The remaining 97% is paki