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Is there a more realistic story than Anakin Skywalker?

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If George Lucas hadn't fucked up the prequels, he would be one of the greatest and most realistic characters of all time. Lets start:

>Be born into slavery
>No father
>Think it can't get any worse
>Your family gets lost in bet to even worse slave master, who also lives in a desert shit-hole
>Be amazing handyman and immediately have superpowers
>Slave owner finds a way to profit off them
>Magical race of super heroes show up, carrying with them a smoking hot princess
>All-powerful, won't free slaves though
>lol
>But what they will do is essentially buy you, leaving your mother and best friends in possession of slave master
>Oh and by buy you, they mean give you a chance to earn your "freedom"(Read:becoming the ultimate Jedi tool)
>Council won't accept you, because you're 3 years older than most recruits, despite the fact that you literally have legendary powers already
>Crazy old guy rants about prophecy
>Gets stabbed by angry red dude with a double sided sword, guilt's his apprentice into taking you on
>Despite being at a 3 year disadvantage, become one of the best duelists in the galaxy and a competent Jedi
>Also grow up handsome as fuck thanks to those non-existent but somehow handsome father genes
>Guy who is in charge of you and is supposed to guide you decides to have you guard the room of your childhood crush, despite the fact you both grew up to be smoke-shows and Jedi aren't really required to be celibate
>Good idea, this is
>Begin to wonder how great of an idea it is to have the leader of the Jedi basically control the fate of every war and have access to the army and a strong say in the "senate"
>Keep these thoughts to yourself
>Hook up with and marry a fucking Queen
>So to recap, at 19-22 years old, a guy started as a slave, became one of the most powerful people in the galaxy, married a smoking hot queen, and is the "chosen one"
>Go home to your slave mother
>Find out she was free'd
>Yay!
End Part 1
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>Find out she re-married
>Nonexistentcuckfather.jpg
>Find out douchebag won't go after slave drivers
>Find your mother, who is basically a Mary stand-in with the whole miraculous birth in a sandy area with a son destined to bring peace to the world, is tied up.
>She was raped and murdered
>Kill a group of outlaws(Which they were, because slavery was illegal yet the Jedi didn't enforce this when they finally came here)
>NOW Yoda senses a "disturbance in the force", but not when the slaves are killed/murdered
>Grow even closer with your wife because she actually understands the whole "Killing bad people doesn't make you bad" thing.
>Be trained and told that you are the greatest thing since sliced bread
>Decide to test it out against Count Dooku
>Robo-hand instead
>Shit
>Then, off camera during the clone wars, get an apprentice, apprentice shows promise. Jedi Council turns on her. Distinguish yourself during the clone wars, winning many battles, inspiring morale, and having a harsh but fair sense of justice.
>Oh and now the most powerful beings in the galaxy now have a completely disposable army of super soldiers.
>Whatever.jpg
>Go with master to fight the deadliest enemy the galaxy has, Count Dooku, who is supposedly the greatest swordsman and also the only reason there is really a war
>lol
>Beat him after your master who "specializes in Sith lords" gets BTFO in the first 2 minutes
>Guy who is in charge of justice in the galaxy says kill the dude
>Jedi don't want it
>Jedi don't supersede law
>doit.gif
>Refuse to leave your master for dead
>Save senator
>Wife announces she is pregnant
>On course for Jedi master rank, and that was before you saved the star of galactic politics
>Feelsgood.jpg
>Get denied promotion because one guy doesn't trust you, even though most do
>Start having dreams of wife dying
>One of the most charismatic guys in the universe starts to tell you about how to save the ones you love
>Consider it
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>He tells you the Jedi will try to steal power
>Tells you he is a sith
>Tell the guy who thinks you're a liar or unstable
>Still doesn't trust you
>Takes four jedi masters
>They all get rekt
>Palpatine plays with Windu, in an attempt to get you in too deep
>So the guy who says the Jedi will be trying to take over is then held at sword point by a guy saying he is too dangerous to stand trial...
>Because he would win that trial
>Cut his hand off, in an attempt to stop him
>not a big deal seeing as losing a hand is like a 2 day fix in this world
>Sith lord kills him
>in too deep
>Decide to go all in on Jedi after thinking they're struggling for power
>Go to Jedi Temple
>1v30 some Jedi
>Wipe out "younglings"(Read: Super Mutants being trained to be emotionless tools of an ancient religion)
>Plan to rule galaxy, which isn't a bad idea seeing as your a De Facto King by your marriage
>Plan to kill evil old guy
>Go wipe out evil robot lords who had been killing legions of your men and innocents
>Wife shows up
>There are literally two guys in the galaxy strong enough to kill you.
>She brings one on her ship
>Also gives you the "its not me, its you talk"
>Suspicious
>Obi Wan comes out and gives the generic talk guys who cheat with married women give "its her/your fault, i'm just a #bro, etc"
>ANGERY.jpg
>Lightly force choke wife, know she is OK
>Fight him
>Almost beat the most powerful Jedi in the galaxy, all while he is trained in a super defensive style and you're trained in an overly aggressive style
>Overestimate self, as most 23 year olds do
>Get your legs, and arm, cut off
>Be literally burning alive
>Overwhelming pain
>Master decides to let you suffer because he can't manage to kill you
>Be rescued by Emperor
>Kept alive though whole operation to increase pain
>No longer human, basically just a giant robot with a brain that has a built in weakness to your masters main tool
>Slave again
>Ask where wife is
>Emperor says you killed her
>Nooooooooo
>Must be true
>End Part 3
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>Spend the next 20 years becoming a total badass, wiping out countless Jedi
>All the while trying to bring relative peace
>How many major wars are there during 20 years of Empire? 1 at the very end, and some minor insurrections
>Not a war that lasts 14 years like the Clone Wars
>Find out royal family is hiding rebellion assets to kill what are basically 1.1 million marines
>See her leave the ship that did it
>Still denies it
>Guy who burned and mutilated you, along with essentially causing you to be angry enough to kill your wife is on the ship
>Get nervous and say like 4 different "cool things"
>Cringe internally
>Kill him anyway
>Don't even get any satisfaction as he disappears
>Find out you have a son
>A groundbreaking realization to you, starting to realize your master lies more and more often
>Plan to overthrow evil sith and rule galaxy with him
>Find out he has been living with your step brother on a planet you have been trying to get away from your whole life
>Time is a flat circle.jpg
>Basically works as a slave for you stepbrother
>Invite your son to join you
>He has been indoctrinated by ancient religion and is now an extremist
>Start to realize he may be right
>"Are we the bad guys?"
>Realize this, talk to son
>Know he is right, but its too late to be the chosen one.
>No way to bring peace how Jedi wanted it, only the way Anakin wants it
>"It is... Too late for me, son."
>Fight son second time, he is now better than you
>Realize you also have a daughter
>Emperor starts to BBQ your boy
>Know that to intervene means certain death, and the end of the Sith line and all your worked for
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>Realize you're evil, and accept death as a way to save your son
>Liberate the galaxy from the emperor, something only Vader could have done
>I'll save you father
>"You already have"
>Come back as force ghost, as the man you were truly meant to be
>Realize you destroyed the Sith, something no Jedi had been able to do
>30 years later your cuck grandson takes completely the wrong message from your demise
>The kids you never were able to raise basically complete the cycle and fail to raise another child, who turns to the darkside.
>Shithead father blames *you*
>"too much vader in him"
>More like too much outer rim scum in him, Han
>Find out son has become a hermit
>Died for nothing
>Would have been better off just letting Emperor BBQ Luke, then tossing Luke over the railing, too.
>End
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I read it all and enjoyed it, anon.
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>>82853691
Honestly, this was a great read. Nice job, OP.
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>I'll just regurgitate the basic plot points and try and sell it as "deep"

Its a movie for children, its not that in-depth.
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>>82853691
Remember Palpatine engineered the whole Anakin guarding Padme assignment, among many other things. Lucas crafted one of the most ingenious and crafty villains of all time with him. I wish there were more references to it in the newer movies, Darth Sidious could see farther into the future than Yoda while at the same time clouding Yoda's abilities. That's some Dune shit.
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when you say It like that it almost sounds like a good series.
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it had the potential to rival the original series or even surpass it, there was so much lore to explore explain and the possibilities were endless. then-

>FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL

ok
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>>82853691
I'd watch this
Good read op
They should make a movie/s
Would be rad as fuck actually
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>>82855247
This. Get George Lucas on it, I hear he's experienced with this kind of thing.
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How did anakin grow up faster than padme?
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I really think that Darth Vader was just intended to be a neat antagonist in the original film. V and VI retconning him into a more significant character as Luke's father is already a stretch I think. But giving him an entire prequel trilogy backstory was so stupid and unnecessary.
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>>82853691
Anyone can come up with a good concept, it takes skill to execute it competently. Which Lucas did not do, for whatever reason.
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>>82855880
They are different species from different planets and she has queen genetics, it would stand to reason that they age differently and he would get the raw end of the deal.
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>>82853765
>would have been better off letting the emperor BBQ Luke and then Chuck them both off
>BBQ Luke
Top fucking kek.
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