Every single mother fucking time I get drunk.. I watch Pretty Woman.
I'm watching it right fucking now.
What the hell is wrong with me?
Why do I do this?
It's a good movie though... really.. weird...
What stupid fucking movie(s) do you watch when you're fucking drunk?
I think you secretly want to become a transgender prostitute, anon. Only alcohol allows you to become care-free enough to even entertain the idea.
>>82852691
maybe he is working up the nerve to HIRE a prostitute. Which in my mind is more pathetic
I watch episodes of It's Always Sunny until I pass out
Ghostbusters
I also watch Tay Tay videos.
Someone please kill me.
Dawn of the Dead 1978 or random episodes of Farscape
For me, there isn't really a place between 'tipsy' and 'drunk'. When i drink alone i only get 'tipsy' because i'm cheap, but when i go out i get 'drunk'.
If i'm drunk, i will probably just pass out, maybe listening to a little music.
If i'm tipsy, i can watch anything that isn't arthouse. I'm often attracted to film noir because it's my favorite genre, but 80s action stuff gets me too.
Also, i'm not one to watch the same thing over and over, so i don't have a go-to drunk movei like you.
>>82852646
If I'm on my own The Sunset Limited.
>mfw this movie was made 27 years ago
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abybody?
>>82852848
How do you cum when you're drunk? I can barely ever even get hard?
>>82856114
that no normal go doctor k
>>82852646
not always, but i often watch real steel when drunk
It gets me mega pumped up and excited for some reason
>>82852646
I watch Africa Addio over and over again, the elephants bring a tear to my eyes every time.
>>82852646
I sometimes watch Monty Python's Life of Brian when i'm drunk. Movie is funnier.
>>82852646
Edward Lewis, a successful corporate raider in Los Angeles on business, accidentally ends up on Hollywood Boulevard in the city's red-light district, after breaking up with his girlfriend during an unpleasant phone call in which he appears highly controlling; he asks her to escort him during his trip, but she is offended that he treats her as his 'beck and call girl'. Leaving a party, he takes his lawyer's Lotus Esprit luxury car, and encounters a prostitute, Vivian Ward. He stops for her, having difficulties driving the car, and asks for directions to Beverly Hills.
>Yea man i just happen to end up at the red light district
>Yea man i was just asking for directions
>Yea man she just started to suck my dick
>>82852646
>What the hell is wrong with me?
youre a drunkard
>>82852646
Sideways or Wolf of Wall St lately.
Last couple of years its been Fish Story. It makes me giddily happy to the point of shitfaced tears of joy.
Borat or Team America
Rocky horror picture Show, always sunny or spongebob
>>82857180
So when you get drunk you turn into a 10th grade pleb?
>>82852646
i dont get drunk and i dont watch movies u cucklord, i have real shit going on in my life
>>82858667
>i dont watch movies
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