Emojii Movie

>>82851544
You guys are really desperate.

>>82851544

I want to fuck that emo bitch emoji

>The emoji movie happens
Nice advertisement line.

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Number 1 you are my number 2

>>82851544

cant wait for the r34 to show up on /b/

This just seems like the same plot as Wreck-It Ralph

>when I grew up there was Osmosis Jones
>kids now grow up on The Emoji Movie

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paging /u/BasicallyADoctor

I cant wait for the red letter media review of this

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There's even a mommy

>>82851544
Looks interesting.

Is this the final nail in Sony's coffin?

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>>82851544
New waifu spotted.

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>HAPPENS

>>82855459
Its probably going to make a lot of money. The emojis look similar than the ones on our phone, but different enough to be recognizeable as toy from the movie. All the kids will wanna have the emoji plushy and download the special emoji set for your phone so you can text woth the movie emojis. Also theres no competition for this movie when it will come out.
This movie will turn a solid profit.

This is just trash. It's aimed at older children with smartphones, but the story and the humor are too dumb for anyone over the age of 10.

>>82855459
No Sony just won't fucking die for some reason no matter how much shit they produce

>>82855570
this, if they manage to hit the kids demografic decently then they can probably make billions on merch alone

pretty funny desu

>>82852803
it's shit happens

this just looks like wreck it ralph

desu looks fine

>>82851544
i will see anything with T J Miller. I am one of the 12 1/2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp7h9OX1V4Q

JUST

>>82855615
Anon kids aged 9 have smartphones now.

Looks like generic Dreamworks crap

>>82851544
Why does the hacker emoji have a full body while all the others have just arms and legs?

looks like a Monsters Inc ripoff, but no less my wifes boy will enjoy it so ill treat him to that when its out!

>>82855615
Sounds like it's right in /tv/'s wheelhouse.

Inb4 a positive review from Armond

>>82855203
what was the last animated movie they reviewed?

>>82855740
C'mon can't this guy afford some yellow gloves?

I can't watch that trailer for 10 seconds without cringing and pausing. Please help

>>82860703
watch it mute first!

>>82855459
>sonys death
keep dreaming pc fat

>>82855362
porn when

>>82854440
I unironically like him.

>>82851544
>indian voice actors for the poo emoji

Can we start to push some sort of "Sony is racist" outrage over this? POO IN LOO.

>>82861090
isn't it patrick steward the dadpoo?

>>82854440
Who is this

>You've tread the boards your whole life, winning applause and acclaim. You've performed the immortal roles of the Bard: from Hamlet to Claudius and, yes, even Othello. On screen, you've elevated what could be otherwise simple genre work with your gravitas. You've won Olivier Awards, you have a Knighthood.

>And then a call comes in. They're making a film about phone symbols. Featuring a cartoon shit. They want you to voice the cartoon shit.

>This is what it has come to

>>82861044
i'd rather see porn of that black haired school girl

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>>82861165
le serious man face
le no fun allowed

>>82861165
POOR PATRICK STEWART
HE NEEDS TO BUY ANOTHER GOLDEN URINAL FOR HIS FIFTH SUMMER HOME
HE WAS _FORCED_ TO DO THIS ROLE

>>82861228
porn of mother emoji fucking black haired school girl with big pink strapon when

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>>82861165
It's already come to this.

>>82861365
>not double teamed by the shit and eggplant 'mojis
c'mon bro

>>82861416
>shit stains on the black haired school girl's ass from where the shit emoji was ramming into her
Don't leave out the details bro.