Manletwood

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>>82850009
Easier to fram in shots.
Sucks for us tall actors.
It can be worked around though.

>>82850110
>us tall actors
pics or gtfo

>>82850110
Gr8 fucking b8 m8

>>82850009

>Robin Williams
>Not -6 ft.

>>82850145
I'm not going to fuck up my life lol.
>>82850230
So horribly sad. How is it I feel like laughing?

>>82850110
I have to agree with this. It's easier to frame a shot whenever there're a male and a female in one scene.
I wish there are more tall female actresses to choose from.

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>>82850009

>tfw 6'1
I may not be rich or famous but I will ALWAYS be taller than them. lol I love winning.

>>82850409
>only lifting one foot

id be between danny devito and michael j fox. but im a girl so its ok.

>>82850472
marry me

>>82850472
Are you white?

>>82850472
pls come to mumbai i give u good fuck mmmmmmm

>>82850414
>trying to make yourself better in a 4chan thread

You'll always be a loser and no one loves you.

>>82850472
Reminder that 5'4 is perfect waifu height

>>82850009
Javier Bardem is 5.11

>>82850009
OP your list is wrong RDJ should be all the way to the left.

>>82850472
please leave

>>82850009
>define short

and no, 5'8 isn't short. its the average american height

>>82850009
Danny DeVito and Michael J Fox are easily top 5 out of all of those dudes

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>>82850009
>hollywood loves manlets
>they also hate tall grlls

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>82850902

>about to ride the elevator
>see this
>"hey manlet, going down?" :^)

WAT DO BROS? ;_;

>>82850009
Holy fuck Bardem is 5'7"? He looked huge in NCFOM

>>82850009
If that's their billed height, it's likely they're going to be at least 1-2 inches shorter irl

>>82850956
this. he looked like 6'2 or 6'3

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>>82850950
turn 180 degrees and walk forward

>>82850327

I'm over 6 feet. Met him and he made a hilarious joke about my height. I'm not going to post the joke because it is unique and fear if anyone googles the references in it, it'll link back to this thread.

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>>82850009
Bardem is almost 6'0", according to this website

http://www.celebheights.com/s/Javier-Bardem-764.html

>>82851100
Why would you care if it does?

>>82850327
So you're just a LARPer, then

>>82850009
>tfw I'm as tall as George Clooney
Pretty strange desu

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>>82850950
Walk forward.
She is exactly my height.
So weird when a woman is eye to eye with you standing up.

>>82851143

I'll be ruined in certain circles if they found out I post on the board with the hacker known as 4chan/that got Donald Trump elected

>>82851100
That's really cool. What a coincidence he's referenced in this thread.

because they're jewish

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>>82850472
>but im a girl so its ok

>>82850110
>us tall actors
Just because you were an extra dead body in an episode of Law & Order four years ago doesn't mean you are an actor.

>>82850009
5'8" king manlet master race reporting in

>>82850950
>tfw 6'5
>no 6'3 gf

KILL ME KILL ME

>>82850472
remember you dumb faggots if you breed with these womanlets your sons will live their lives as manlets. us these sluts as fuckdolls ONLY

>>82850009
It's easier to shoot someone and frame it to make them look tall than it is to find talented actors.

>>82851648
okay

Short people statistically live longer so promoting a manlet actor is a sound investment.

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6´1

>>82850472
I'm a girl too. Feed me (you)s and I might sleep with you silly boys

>>82850009

Made up for lack of height with personality that transferred to acting.

>>82850950


>ride the elevator
>she's clearly eyeing you down, looking at you in disgust
>can't dare to look back at her just stare silently at my feet
>she drops her handkerchief
>"manlet! pick that up! its closer to you!"
>knowing if i pick that up she'll step on my head

what do bros?

>>82850409
>10 people in this photo are now dead

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>>82851730
>tfw the manlets denied him his deserved oscar because he made them insecure
Hollywood isn't kind to big guys

>>82850009
That image is interesting because the height chart is literally the exact one from The Usual Suspects.

>>82851786
wake up

>>82852321
wat for bros? wat for? ;_;

>>82850009
Because their talent is acting not how tall they are

>>82851648
>tfw 6'6"
>girl must be 5'8" + to consider her as a serious potential mate.

manlet babbies is my biggest fear.

>>82850009
>robin williams
>not -6'

>>82850472
Milkbags or exit stage left

>>82853764
You're late >>82850230

>>82853794
fuck

It's honestly really fucking weird knowing I'm about 4-5 inches taller than Mark Wahlberg and Jeremy Renner. What the fuck.

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>>82850009
For manlet movies.

>>82850950
thats a pretty cool shadow

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>michael jay fox is taller than me

>>82854626
batfleck is 6'4 i think, why is he not there?

>>82850409
>knoxville
>tyrese

How the fuck did they get invited?

>>82854626
>all the tall actors are kino gods

>>82854626
fuck me with his physique on top Chris is a beast
Also i doubt Dwayne is 6'5, he sure as hell dosnt look like it in most movies, 6'3 maybe

>>82850009
Kinda weird knowing Im taller than all of those people

>>82854705
>beiber

it's weird knowing height is the only thing some men have going for themselves

>>82851109
I trust that site, the guy who runs it is probably the most obsessed over height to the point of pure autism, also got a ton of pics of himself standing next to celebs.

>>82850409
>all those "noses"
it's a miracle how America hasn't imploded yet

>>82850409

Is that Steven Bannon behind JLC?

>>82854626
>3000x1488
what did he mean by this?

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>>82850009

>>82850009
Most of those guys at the lower rung never pretended that they were any taller than they actually were. Pretty much owned it.

It's when you get to the middle of the chart you get all the self-conscious guys.

>>82850409
>Meryl Streep, front and center, give the most focus out of everyone.
What did they mean by this?

>>82850110
>Sucks for us tall actors

Acting like a faggot online isn't the same thing.

>>82851748
(You) (You) (You)

>>82850009
I don't know why but Javier Bardem being 5'7 is so disappointing. He was always plays such menacing characters. I can't see myself being intimidated by Anton Chigurgh when I need to bend down to talk to him.

>>82850587
5'8 is quite short

>>82850409
What was the purpose behind this Class of David photo?

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>>82850110
that's actually true, if you're filming in a real interior, not a set, there's isn't much space to work with, your camera will be close to the subject you're filming, if the actor is short, you can use standard 50mm lenses, if he's tall, you will need to use less than 40 mm lenses and his face/body will be more distorted

>>82854626
A lot of these actors are getting at least a 2" bump desu

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>>82854853
>>82854853

why are manlets always so overconfident?

why is he not getting the cues that the girl is not paying attention to him?

I dont understand

>>82850009

Maybe they are not really male?

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>>82854853
>those huge nips on a manlet

>tfw gay sub
>tfw 6'0"
life is suffering
wish I was smaller

>>82854853
Is there a longer version?

>>82855046
What should he do? Walk away and let the guy steal his girl? Which brings me to another point. Why are there so many videos of this guy doing this. Can he not get his own gf?

>>82855124
get your test lvls fixed faggot

>>82854884
held in a laugh at work

>>82855046
It's his gf, the manlet asked the hockey player guy on the left to pose for her

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>>82854740
>>82854626

he's nowhere near as tall as he is made out to be.

a little taller than marky mark and almost the same height as Schwarzenegger

>>82854809
Manlet detected.

>>82855269

kek

that makes it even worse

>>82855177
>what should he do
admit his inferiority and say "fuck it, yeah you're taller and more handsome than me, what am i going to do ?" even compliment the guy,

just act like you don't give a shit instead of trying to compet and ridicule yourself, people need to watch some patrice o'neal videos, a laid back chill attitude is the key

>>82855182
>test makes people gay or straight
wrong

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I love this, it's hilarious when Hollywood manlets are caught wearing club foot shoes and high heels.

>>82855177
it's all staged anon

>>82851625
Blonde haired, blue eyed, 6'8" Aryan master race, reporting in.

>>82854626
Also, can you also include Hayden Christensen there?
Wasn't he like 6'2" or something?

>>82854626
>>82850009
Reminder that this is billed height. Add about 1-2.5" to these numbers in most cases.

>>82855770
*they've added 1-2.5"
Wew

>>82850009
Depp isn't 5'10"
Somewhere around 5'8 or 5'9

>>82850009
>Javier Bardem is 5'7
What the fuck man I thought he was tall

>>82855806
A good rule of thumb is how big their head seems. If their head seems large then they're either a manlet or just has a big head.

>>82851163
Hi Clint Eastwood's son, whatever your name is.

>>82855363
must be nice living in your lalaland

>>82855363
Fucking cuck

>>82850472
V I E N N A
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>>82856358
It's DUNAJ not Vienna

>>82850009
Tall people can't act, or do pretty much anything that isn't related to being tall

>>82854626
>the most right-wingers are found in the tall chart than in the short chart

What did they mean by this?

>>82856506
tall people have lower IQs

>>82854853
>when manlet tries to flex after lanklet flexes to get the girl's attention and she just keeps looking at lanklet

Beautiful

>>82856531
t. manlet hillary-voter

>>82856506
A general correlation between right wing "xenophobic" beliefs and testosterone. Men are naturally more "right leaning", or at least a lot of masculine traits tend to map "right wing" more than "left wing"

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>>82855363
>what this guy did wrong is not watching pua youtubers in his basement

>>82850009
>Why are there so many short actors?

Child actors.
Most of these guys started out as child actors playing kids who were younger than they actually are. And they could pull that of because they were rather short for their age.

>>82850009
Short people are natural actors, because they always pretend not to want to kill themselfs because they're manlets.

But also you can get better camera angles, the camera can be lower, they're at eye level.

I'd imagine that if the whole scene is lower, there's more room above the actors to install lighting and boommic.s

>>82850956
no, the chart has it wrong. he's 5'11

>>82856611

It makes sense testosterone increases your instinct to "protect" your land and women and whatnot. Come to think of it, I do fluctuate between right and left depending on how much I'm working out, which increases testosterone.

>>82856540
>lanklet
Y'know lanklets are supposed to lanky, right?
That dude is not lanky at all.

>>82850587
> the average american length should be considered the general average

Why not make your width the average aswell?

>>82850409
I really want to look like Lynch when I'm old.

>>82856779
He's a roidlet

>>82856718
Also look up the effects of Oxytocin, a female hormone related to child rearing. Fun fact is that that hormonal birth control reduces the presence of what little of this hormone is in the female body when not child bearing or rearing (obviously women don't take hormonal bc when pregnant breastfeeding), this very hormone, when present, drives "ethnocentric" behavior.

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>tfw no amazonqt gf

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>>82856997

>>82856987
>>82856718
Here's some stuff that talks about it
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/11/science/11hormone.html
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3029708/

Why is this board so obsessed with height anyway, the only other board I can think of is /rk9/ with their manlet hate threads for some reason

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Reminder that irl Hitler was taller than Tom Cruise.

>>82857035
How new are you? The whole thing originated in real terms on /fit/ you fucking fuckshit

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>>82857035
>/rk9/

>>82857092
Yup, 5'9". He also had blue eyes, not brown like he's depicted.

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>>82857035
t. manlet

>>82856997

>tfw I have slept with tall girls by saying "don't you want to try something different?"

>>82857019

Fallon is 6 feet tall tho

>>82857093
I am sorry, I don't follow meme boards like /fit/, /sp/ or other stuff for wannabe normies

>>82854723
>Jason Segel

>watch tall, lanky JAV goddess tower above the ugly jap dude fucking her (srsly what's with ugly nip porn actors?)
>look up her bio
>164cm
Christ, are Jap males like Munchkins?

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>>82850409

>>82856531
Rekt

>>82856716
So these charts are fucking bullshit then?

Fucking /tv/

>>82857134
What is this expression trying to convey?

>>82857105
Brown eyed people are shite.

>>82854817
Yeah it's pretty much the best site for celebrities real heights

>>82854853
Pls delete

>>82851730
>6'1

google heights are never right, he's 5'10 or 5'11

>>82857315

brown eyed person here yeah

>>82855177
Link to vids?

>>82850538
All your male children will be manlets

>>82857172
>slept with
did you curl up at the foot of their bed or something?

>>82854853
The manlet's tits are so cute

>>82854830
Capeshit is a helluva drug.

>>82857035
It's like when the bullied nerd in class makes fun of the fat autist

>>82851786
Kek

>>82850950
I WANNA

>>82850902
>that nose

It all makes sense now.

>>82856642
>patrice o'neal
>pua

he's clearly not a pua you retard

>>82855822
Makes sense.

>>82856070
>>82856196
what would you have done, tough guys ?

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Is this manlet still playing the mountain on game of thrones? I haven't watched the last couple of seasons.

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>>82857291
Manlet anger.

Is it wrong that I want to see a romantic comedy with Daniel Radcliffe and Elizabeth Debicki in the leading roles?

>>82858043
fuck you, the site is back up

>>82857703
>mfw the guy in the middle is 6'9

>>82857703
>mfw the middle guy is 6'9

>>82850009
lol
Not only is Robin Williams under six feet, but he's also six feet under!

>>82850327
>>82851207
Pablo Schreiber, is that you?

>>82858496

He probably would have appreciated that

>>82850110
>Sucks for us tall actors.
shatner, please.

>>82850009
smaller sets? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>82850009

Height doesn't matter so much on film. Even in height difference porn, you're rarely aware of it. I've seen porn of a woman under five foot fucking a man over six seven, and the dumb fucking cameraman had no shots the showed the difference.

Also, short people are often more energetic and driven.

>>82857703
5'11" vs 6'2"

>>82851252
this. holy shit hundreds of convoluted answers when in reality it is because they're almast all jews. no /pol/meme, it's just that they're a small gene pool

>>82854853

>gyno tits
>shit face
>no abs

why is he even trying to impress the chick?

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why the fuck write 5'10 instead of 6

>>82850009
>Robert Downhere Junior in his high heeled sneakers

>>82850009
>Mark
OUT OF MY WAY LANKLET FUCKING SHITS

>>82861963
>deceitful manlets
disgusting

>>82854853
that guys chest looked like tits, damn man have some shame

>>82850409
NOT one mexican lmao