>character goes to a salad bar

>trusting other people enough that you would willingly eat from a communal trough

no thanks buddy. I'll just eat the home grown veggies from my garden

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>>82846592

>character orders gabagool

>>82846678

Jesus christ, Rogan it's just an egg sandwich.

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>>82846592
>salad "bar"
>no booze in sight

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>>82846592
Only if it's Ruby Tuesday

>>82846678
If you pick a good restaurant you can literally get some of the best salad possible at salad bars. And in American sized quantities.

>>82846696
Cheesus Christ Favreau he's just your lord and savior

>>82846893
>good restaurant
>salad bar

pick 1

>americans
>eating salads

well meme'd

>>82846957
I had a salad at lunch today thank you

as a side with my burger

>>82846957
What do you think ranch dressing and bacon bits are for?

>>82847033
dipping pizza

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>>82846592
>character is a salad bar

>>82846592
>character orders a large farva
>later says he doesn't want a large farva