Will we ever see cinema as grand as this again?

What happens if you wear all the rings at once?

>>82846122
get robbed

Reminder that the Dwarves were Swiss, not Jews.

>>82846122
You become the lord of the pimps

>>82846093
No

>>82846093
I have a dream that one day before my death, the Tolkien copyright is buried.

Then, we might -MIGHT- see a proper adaptation of the book.
I'm certain an indie slow-burner with cheap effects could be much more worthwhile.
The music won't ever be matched, though.

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>>82846122
You get BLACKED

>>82846208
I think PJ's adaptation is as close as we're likely to see in the cinema, unless a TV adaptation is done

Why didn't Gandalf just ask the moth to get the ring?

>>82846239
That's what I was trying to say.
A low-budget and MUCH slower TV series would be nice.

>>82846093
Why didn't Frodo just throw the ring in another random volcano?

>>82846240
>AngryMothNoises.gif

>>82846122
What happens if you put your dick through the ring?

>>82846337
It would be extremely painful.

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>>82846337
What happens if you put the ring on one of the Argonath?