>Theatre bear mauled the popcorn vendor to death AGAIN

Not again

>>82846019

Jamie pull up that video of Robert killing that cinema bear.

>take shower
>theater bears hair has clogged the drain AGAIN

>theatre runs out of popcorn because of the new anti-shooter policy
>there is no way to thin the herd anymore so there isn't enough concessions for everybody
>bringing outside food and beverage is still a 10,000 dollar fine and dungeon time

>>82846019
>Theatre bear
What?

>corn pops loudly in american theatre
>everybody ducks or runs to the exit

>tfw too fat to ride the theater gondolas to the good seats

Anyone else know this feel?

>>82846976
They just take the singles they catch and send them to the popcorn mines now.

>falcon shits on my contraband crab legs when I try to sneak them in going under the cinema showers through the dungeons because I can't just go through the penis inspection like everyon because there's a no singles policy but I get lost AGAIN

>theater bear has it's own falcon

>tfw poor
>tfw my local kinoplex can only afford a theater twink

>Denied entrance due to no singles policy
>Won't even refund my ticket

>>82847344
>tfw I live in Las Vegas and we get siamese shemales

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>heading out to the cinema
>mom stops me and asks me to bring my little brother
>he suffers from severe down's syndrome and is only my half brother
>reluctantly ask if he would want to accompany me to the theatre
>"oh yeah bro i'm ALWAYS DOWN" while giving a thumbs up
>he says this in response to almost anything for the last 6 years because it made us all laugh once before
>not sure if he even realizes why we found it funny that one time
>whatever
>arrive at the cinema and it's the penis inspection opening ceremony
>of all fucking days
>ringmaster challenges the crowd for someone to step forward for initial inspection which is performed publically on stage for everyone to see
>before i can stop him my little brother shouts his catch phrase
>hooded druids appear behind us and drag him to the stage
>the crowd chants for him to reveal his dirty little retard dick
>he has no idea what to do and shows everyone his asshole instead
>ringmaster begins whipping him and demanding he take out his dick
>brother is confused and upset now and starts spreading his cheeks even harder, hands shaking from straining so hard
>more whipping
>crowd begins to throw consessions in a riot
>the whole theatre is in disarray
>someone opened the falcon cages and bird shit is landing everywhere
>security grabs my arm and asks if i'm that retard's handler
>get thrown in the barracks for three months with my brother who's newest bad habit is spreading his ass cheeks as hard as he can when you ask him a question
>miss his old catchphrase

i still haven't seen suicide squad

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>>82847480
>Releasing falcons instead of Seagulls

Rookie manager?