Joe Rogan CALL ME GRAHAM edition

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NERD FIGHT

reminder to take the chilli pill

>>82841424
first for Hancock BTFO

do these nerds even have wifes/gfs

Why does /tv/ love Joe Rogan so much?

You do realize that in real life he'd think you're a fucking weirdo and he'd kick your ass, right?

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>Randall and Shermer haven't said a word in ages

Kek

I did not expect this podcast to go like this

>>82841473
only randall is married kek

>>82841477
We like Rogan's show because it's fun, not because we think he'd hang out with us.

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These people are responsible for uncovering our history.

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This is embarrassing desu

>>82841477
I'm like 5 times his size.
Plus I don't have so many big dumb muscles to slow me down, if he'd come at me it would be like a fucking attack on titan teleported behind him and snapped his neck(if I could reach down that far)

NOT MY PROBLEM

Joe's is drawing upon the idiocy of a Chris Prat character

>>82841477
That's a lot of projection friend.

Get these hot heads outta here.

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>tfw you will never be a comfy geologist arguing on the internet

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Fucking kek at the shitflinging in this podcast. This reminds me of a /pol/ "who is white" thread

I'm turning down the audio. This appears to be going in a dark direction.

>>82841555
I think your best bet is to fall down and hope the shockwave gets him.

>im not the one who predicted the world would end in 2012

Name a worse Joe Rogan than the one with Moishe Kasher

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>Randall and Jamie right now

I always knew Joe was dumb as fuck, but I didn't know to what degree. This podcast has given me all the answers I need in that regard.

>>82841424
The guy they invited on skype is such a faget. He was wrong on so many levels yet he will refuse to admit it.

>>82841588
>>82841599
>>82841600
kek wills it

>>82841473
can't find any info on randall, but graham, michael and joe all have wifes

>>82841578
I love those arguments. You can guess a person's appearance based on where they set the boundaries for white.

>im just a reporter

so he isnt responsible for spreading lies?

what are they arguing about? just tuned in

>>82841646
gobekli tepe bro, someone pull up a quick rundown

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>>82841625
Do not promote false Gods.

>>82841645
>spreading lies
*reporting lies :^)

>>82841646
they don't know anymore

>>82841631
Literally wrong. Why do you enjoy spreading lies?

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Oh shit, Joe and Jamie to the rescue.

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>>82841477
That manlet? Yeah ok buddy sure I would KO him so fast he couldn't even believe it.

>>82841677
that seems very unethical

>>82841646
insults they threw against each other in the past

>>82841645
journalists are good at using their position to channel discourse in order to perpetuate their own positions as keepers of said discourse, until of course you question them about it, then they're being """"attacked""""

>>82841618
The one I listened to with Guy Ritchie answered how much of a retarded pile Joe is.
>"durr don't wear a necktie around me, man, I'll choke you out with it. I'm a mauve belt. Fuck neckties"

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comets?

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Heeminder I called this would be a based podcast >>82837248

Bow to my prediction powers and my nuts, faggots.

Based Carson with the facts

Randall to the rescue

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>>82841712

I think this is the first JRE podcast where the thing has completely gone out of his control and it happened because of a bunch of crazy fucking nerds.

Science Jesus dropping some knowledge.

Carlson is an architect who does geology as a hobby, and he's schooling an actual geologist

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>dissing the audience

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> i think we're getting kind of technical for this audience

>>82841756
Guy is everything Joe wishes he could be except he can't

>>82841768
don't tell me what to do

>>82841803
why did they even call this pseudo-intellectual on call anyway?

>>82841768
If you want recognition you should head on over to reddit, its great for tripfag attention whores like you.

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>You will never go to a BBQ with Carlson there and just talk about interesting stuff all day

>>82841803
It just seems that way because you don't know enough about the subject to dismantle his simplistic understanding

>>82841768
filtered

>>82841803
Carlson is a fucking OG. This shitsucker provides no reasoning except "I disagree"

Joe thinks way too much like a fighter

NOT MY PROBLEM
NOT MY PROBLEM
NOT MY PROBLEM
NOT MY PROBLEM
NOT MY PROBLEM
NOT MY PROBLEM

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>>82841838
>>82841816
did he just call us brainlets

>>82841863
Fair enough, I don't know anything

Lmao this guy is getting even Carlson mad.

>>82841873
I guess whoever said a thing last is right

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Carlson seems like the most reasonable person in this podcast. Everyone else comes off as uber-confrontational

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Fucking end it already, nerds.

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>>82841846
That's a big revolver.

Man this professor guy on Skype keeps getting blown the fuck out. Even his handler is trying to subtly tell him to just admit that his earlier article on Hancock is wrong.

>tfw want in on this but also hate tuning into Joecasts halfway through but this was anticipated to me

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CALL ME GRAHAM
>CALL ME GRAHAM
CALL ME GRAHAM
>CALL ME GRAHAM

>>82841921
That's because Randy is the only one there who has a personality outside of MUH 11,600 YEARS AGO

>>82841924
for
you

>>82841923
>that pic
holy shit

>>82841921
He's a seemingly jovial fat person. He has the upper edge in any public debate by default.

Shermer fucking their shit up

I'm a little behind the livestream, both Hancock and Rogan are now yelling at Shermer. These are "rational" people? They're "true believers" of the highest order.

This entire charade is laughable.

>>82841873

There's nothing more arrogant and irritating than a tenured California professor.

>>82841990
lel, I might've spoken too soon. This guy is getting everyone upset and flinging shit for no reason. This honestly reads like a /pol/ thread

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I'M A FUCKING REPORTER!!!!

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>>82841477
>You do realize that in real life he'd think you're a fucking weirdo and he'd kick your ass, right?

Only if by "kick your ass" you mean "suck your dick"

*stealth sucks your dick while you're reading this spoiler text*

60000 MILES

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Why is that professor guy so smug when he's getting BTFO so thoroughly?

>>82842048
Lmao you're still watching Shermer talk?

In for a treat mang
>>82842074

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>STOP BEING INCREDULIS

>>82842104
probably because he is right

>>82842107
Yeah I'm only about an hour and a half in.

>>82842018
holy shit you're new

>>82842133
Hi Mark.

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>tfw to intelligent too understand this conversation

>>82841599
The thing I hated most about that faggot was how he'd bring up something someone far smarter than him had said, and say "wow he is so wrong, I hoped you didn't believe what he was saying."
Like, mother fucker, you're a weasly little comic. Fuck off.

>>82841578
>This reminds me of a /pol/ "who is white" thread
fucking kek this is so accurate

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>tfw its getting comfy again

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>In the EM EM AY

CARLSON NO, YOU'LL GET JOE FIRED UP!

I don't know why I'm still watching this shit, this Hancock guy is a less entertaining Eddie Alvarez. They're both fucking morons.

>MMA
randall stfu this is not a road you want to go down

>>82842193
HOW MANY LAYERS OF SEDIMENT ARE YOU ON BROTHER?

GOGBLECKLITIPE
GOGLETECKLEPEPE

What is this episode about? I'm not watching it until it's uploaded.

>>82842321
its about gogletepepepe

>>82842240
>>82842285
I can't imagine how Joe would shift the tone from this to UFC

graham hancock is such a fucking faggot

OH GOD NOT ANOTHER ONE

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>they were all friends anyways

You know how you know someone is full of shit? When he will not concede a single point or never admit he was wrong. This professor got shit on yet he remained smug and le disagree. He got Carlson steaming lmao, I didn't believe that was possible.

>>82842349
>>82842349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M

>>82842349
How the axis of the earth affect the morality of wearing metal cups

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>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>THAT FUCKING FORUM

I SAW THAT

I SAW THAT, FAGGOT

diabeetus sean connery

>>82842421
>You know how you know someone is full of shit? When he will not concede a single point or never admit he was wrong.
Naeh that's not how.

I can generally give Joe the benefit of the doubt for being an absolute fool. But this entire clusterfuck has really soured my opinion of him.

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>THATS NOT WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

>>82842453

This podcast is a fucking train wreck right now.

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>this fucking podcast

>>82842457
Fucking Lion King characters? Really, Jamie?

>>82842483

What would you do in his place?

It became a tire burning as soon as they got that UCLA guy on.

ALIENS

>>82842471
Almost.

>>82842509
Thiel, my favorite gay vampire.

>>82842490
fuck, Andrew Breitbart got fat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMEEiGe4Tk8

>>82842573
>Zuckerberg will run and Thiel can't

Fuck this timeline. I also think Thiel might be a closet WN

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this absolute clusterfuck

This should just be Randall Carlson vs the smug university professor

Graham is a retard

>I'm not a geologist

FUCK OFF THEN

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>this podcast

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>this podcast

what the fuck are these people talking about

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>dumbell shapes

oh no, rogans brain right now

>>82842812
Iron calcium cirra from the ondrious era

I just came back after leaving when the hancokc and schermer were arguing over Gob Topekeki orr whatever what the fuck is this shit

fuck off i liked JRE before it was cool

>>82842636
>I also think Thiel might be a closet WN
How so?

>>82842917
it's not cool

before it was at least 2 (skeptics) v 3 (conspiratards)

now it's 1 skeptic vs 4 conspiratards

>>82842668
fucking comet dawkins

>Look up all these names
>Read thread, apparently they're talking about some kind of ancient site
>Not a single person on the podcast is actually an archaeologist.

Not gonna waste my time, sorry joe.

>>82842953
it's very cool

when is joe going to have varg vikernes on

>>82842988
no

>>82842935
some of the people he runs in circles with. Ann Coulter, Hans Herman Hoppe

>>82842916
They are trying to prove multiple impacts at the end of the ice age

they've been talking about pebbles for the past 20 minutes

>>82842989
He probably considers Varg to be too racist to be on the show

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>when you pretend to understand

>>82843021
Interesting, I didn't know that. Although I seem to vaguely recall he also had links to the NRx movement.

>>82843036
Does writing a book about how you hate racemixing make you racist?

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Just started watching, what the hell is this? I thought these people were ancient civilization nuts. Why are they looking at rocks?

>>82843089
that's all that's left my boy

>>82843089
Autists

>>82843069
Not really. Wanting your race to survive as much as any other race =/= racism. Plus, he never wrote such a book.

You're seriously autistic and /co/ if you believe anything you read about Varg.

>>82843089
the fat one is a faux-geologist

>>82843069
He should have Jared Taylor on

>>82843089
rocks are kinda the most important part of archeology

fucking Carlsoon cue cards to Jamie

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>>82843053

are they trying to imply that Goglipepe was a city that was on a comet that crashed into earth 12,000 years ago?

I wish Carlson taught classes

>>82843067
He funded Curtis Yarvin's new start-up. Curtis Yarvin has been kicked out of conferences for being a racist. We also know some white nationalist sites have money from deep pockets. It might be a stretch, but some of it seems warranted

>>82843181
No. They say the Gigapepe was the city of the kekistani.

>>82843089
>Ancient civilization nuts
>Not a single archaeologist

Did you expect them to know what they were talking about? this is the JRE.
>>82843147
>Rocks
>Archaeology
You get dates from charcoal and carbon samples but thats literally it. Rocks aren't important. Material culture is.
>>82843123
I never implied it was racist, I just thought it was an interesting question to posit. And yes he actually spoke vehemently against racemixing in not one but TWO of his works of literature and several times on his "blog".

>>82843181
what? how high are you?

>>82843181
Not at all.

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>THERE'S HARD DATA IN PLATO
>HARD DATA
>IN PLATO

Oh my fucking god.

I'm a little behind

Jamie, pull up that video of an elephant stepping on that guy

>>82843214
I'm not saying you are implying that, I'm saying people who believe that are autists. He's one to preserve his race, not one to eliminate others.

>it's a bows episode

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I put this on in the background while I was cleaning my room and I've completely lost track of what they're discussing.

>>82843265
Well alright then thanks for answering the question. Its interesting to know what extent of racial segregation can be cited as racism, as it varies heavily.

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wait, so are they saying that Monster Hunter games are real life?

>>82843318
stop cleaning your room

>>82842457
what was it?

Something tells me these guys wouldn't get along well with archaeologists.

Graham hanging in there well

For a sociology major.

>>82843353
>TFW can't stop after listening to peterson

>>82843353
b-but mr. peterson told me...

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>>82843353
Not cleaning his room got him into this mess in the first place.

>>82841477
/tv/s relationship with him is unique. Most of us recgonize he's an idiot who spews absolute dog shit every time he talks, but he has a super eccentric personality and is genuienly fun to listen to. He manages to have just enough self awareness to be a likeable weirdo instead of a cringey retard

>>82843405
They'd be fine, they ain't saying anything too controversial

>>82843431
>>82843446
>>82843458
fucking love you guys

>>82843476
Speak for yourself. I love organ because he's pretty smart but more importantly open minded and wise

graham is still all pissy from that professor guy calling out his bullshit 30 minutes ago

>>82843564

>I love organ

I prefer harpsichord, personally.

>>82843476
>idiot who spews absolute dog shit every time he talks

bit of a disingenuous over simplification of him m8.

lol

Joe just meekly by accident wrecked Carlsons theory with the running buffalo off cliffs trivia

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I was cleaning out my laundry and I found these on the floor
strange, haven't seen those red ones before

>>82843641
take all of them

>>82843458
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494777172164.webm

>>82843620
DUDE DID YOU KNOW YOUR BRAIN RELEASES DMT WHEN YOU DIE? HAHA THEY TOTALLY FAKED THE MOON LANDING BRO

>wait look at this mastodon guys
just end it already

>>82843723
How much do those weigh?

>>82843691
the hell's that webm about?

>>82843769
Sam Harris and Michael Shermer were debating Deepak Chopra and a (somewhat reasonable) woman who Deepak wouldn't let speak.

Finally

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I wish Sam was there

He would've teamed up with Michael and Joe might have used his brain because they're bffs

fuck this dumb episode

well geo cosmic rex shits itself from jre traffic

>take Jordan Peterson's quiz on self perceived faults
>score 23/10 on each page and have to go back and uncheck every time

> even cavemen were bitches compared to animals

on his recent plane podcast. topkek

>>82844024
>do quiz on positive attributes
>write-ups all turn them into negatives

>>82844024
is that part of the self authoring program? i want to take it too

>>82843181
No. Gallipolipi was the city that the comet hit 12,000 years ago. Hence why the Australians wanted to take it back in 1915