Would you agree?

slap some pineapple on that pizza and it's a deal

>>82840461
Replace night with sun, rain with hot day, harry potter with Dollars trilogy, and pizza with a steak and I agree

>>82840461
>be me
>live in Argentina, Land of the whites
>no pizza huts here
>the local pizza is awful
Also harry potter is for pleb millenials

>>82840461
IT HAS TO SNOW OUTSIDE

>>82840461
Swap that wizard movie for my Fast & Furious box set and you got it.

>>82840461
>hipster bedroom
>shitty pepperoni pizza
>dumb kids fantasy movies
>reddit weather

no thanks, more like my worst nightmare

>>82840509
>be me

What a coincidence, this happens to me every day

>>82840461

>pizza

no thanks im on a cut

>hp

no thanks im straight

>rain

no thanks i like sunny weather

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>>82840461
Harry Potter is overrated. So no.
Pic related is much better rain kino.

>no tv

how are you going to fucking watch the movies?

I fail to see how enduring the viewing one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises could ever be seen as "perfect". Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Go on, faggot. We know you want to post it.

no book tier list, no (you), you lazy piece of shit

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Shitty weather, shitty food and an untidy bed? Exactly what I expect from someone who watches one of the dullest franchises in history. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>82840633
>>82840651

Haha he was already in the process

>>82840621
>He doesn't remember the entire harry potter movieverse by memory

>>82840461
>dvd

>>82840688
>Atlas Shrugged
>God-Tier
wew nigga

>>82840633
Hey, you forgot the image!
>>82840688
Oh, there you go.

>>82840688
how's ap lit these days?

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>>82840688
>notes from underground
>low-tier

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>>82840461

>OMG YES!!! THUMBS UP, RATE AND SUBSCRIBE. FOLLOW ME ON FACEBOOK, TWITTER, TUMBLER, INSTAGRAM AND BLACKED.COM

>>82840461
i don't even like harry potter or pizza and this seems like it would at least be less depressing than my average day, so sure i agree.

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I don't agree with low IQ happa scum

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replace rain with comfy snow, the bed with a autismal pillow fort, pizza with chicken tendies, and harry potter with marvel movies and then we got a stew going.

>>82840461

>Rain
No, it's noisy also best for studying.

I'd go for Snow outside

>Bed with gay christmas lights
No thanks unless the tv is on the ceiling i wont be laying down with my back arched.

I'd go with Couch + big comforter

>Harry Potter
no thanks i'm not a tumblr millenial girl, i liked the books when i was in highschool, the movies were trash i stopped watching when the 5th came out.

I'd go for Lord of the Rings extended versions.

>Pizza
nah fuck that If I'm gonna meme it and be basic. I'm going all out and do something comfy.

I'd substitute that pizza for weed and maybe some chocolate chip cookies and milk

>>82841698
This website has an embarrassing amount of fake accounts. I look up my city and run into 14 pages of Polish names with no profile pic or followers. Stupid kiwi sheepfuckers need to sell it to someone competent and uncucked.

>>82840688
Whenever this pasta gets posted I'm always interested to see what the new opening line is.

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>>82840461
Replace rainy day with snow
replace bed with toilet
Replace harry potter with blacked 4k kollection
replace pizza with feminine penis

>>82840461
>Reddit weather

>>82842542
https://boards.fireden.net/_/search/filename/%201445854996825/

>>82840497
>watching movies during the day

>>82840571
>Reddit weather
You people need help

>>82842848
sup rddit

Harry Potter is gay replace it with Lord of the Rings

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>watch drive on phone
>whiskey
>air matress
>while squatting in a house that isn't yours
>beneath a really sunny windowsill

>>82840603
This was indeed childhood rainy days kino for me

>>82840461
>Reddit weather
>Reddit type bed
>Reddit book/movie series
>Reddit food

>>82840461

>some of the pizza grease gets into the sheets

>>82843601
Reddit poster

>>82843638

There's probably far worse things in a girl's bedroom.

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>>82840571
>>82842596
>>82843124
>>82843601
>being this obsessed with reddit
Sad.

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>>82840461
>emo kid weather
>manchild fort
>reddit movies
>greasy chain pizza

>>82842848
>>82843784
Reddit weather is an ancient meme, lurk more.

>>82843887
Explain the meme

>>82843927
rain is reddit weather

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>Lord of the rings
>Gfs sexy feet
>Non-chain pizza
>Rain

>>82843887
>implying I give a shit and didn't respond just to post that picture

>>82840461
>Harry Potter
How old are you?

>>82843965

cankles are not sexy you reddit dweeb

>>82843887
No, it isn't. It's just your autism.

>>82840509
>>the local pizza is awful
>implying guerrin is awful

are you gay?

>>82840509
How come your pizza is bad? I tougth you faggots tried to be Italian.

>>82844137
>>82843927
It absolutely is Reddit weather though
Rain is the weather for normies who like to think they're deep and smart, but who's understanding of intelligence ends at 'smart people are sad sometimes right?', and so when it rains they sit staring out the window in faux melancholy, sipping tea which they don't like the taste of trying to think of times they've felt pain in the past, but because they've led such sheltered, cotton-balled lives they just settle for putting on a frowny face and acting out what glum might look like if you explained 'glum' to an infant and told them to act it out
Fucking Reddit ruined rain

>>82844232
It astounds me how autistic /tv/ can get. It's a comedy goldmine.

>>82840603
Comfiest movie of all time

>>82844232
Then what is the best wheater, Mr. Internet edgy patrician?

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>>82844304

>Not recognizing the stalest most famous pasta

Go fuck yourself. You just got exposed nigga, gtfo here

>>82844356
It's not even a year old meme. Keep making me laugh though, this is great.

>>82844304
>>82844337
its copypasta you newfag fucks

>>82840461
one pizza isn't going to last me like 10 hours man

>>82840461
I'd add frozen food and other cheap isntant shit for fun and replace the bed and hp with a couch and LotR. Best +12 hours.
>>82840529
This is acceptable as well.

>>82844356
Memes with more than 10 words on them are automatically shit, keep it simple, fag

>>82844407
to be fair it's not that popular of a copypasta. It's only from January too

>>82840688

wow, i almost fell for this post.

all of the teirs are pretty amazing until you get to the bottom and all of a sudden it jumps to childrens novels. wewlad.

>>82844407
It's not even a popular pasta.

My girlfriend's friend shoved exactly this shit onto me, had to watch all of these shit movies while I couldn't go out because it was raining all day.

I don't know what women see in this shit.

>>82844503
>I couldn't go out because it was raining all day.

Oh no, there is water outside, I can't go out now

>>82844578
It was blasting and I had no umbrella, plus I don't want to be seen in Reddit weather.

>>82844503
Do u at least get to succ on her hot axilla?

>>82844578

It is a problem if you know how to dress. I guess a polyster t-shirt, Adidas track suit, Walmart sneakers wearing neet like you wouldn't understand

>>82840461
>watching harry potter

No I wouldn't agree.

>>82844232
this is reddit weather reddit pasta for redditors btw

>>82840461
Na, on my perfect day I die in my sleep the night before

FUCK RAIN

>>82840461
>sit down on that uncomfortable ass bed with theoretical gf
>eat that pizza
>gf starts playing with phone 20 minutes into the movie
>I get horrible gas from the pizza and can't stop farting
>we both shut the movie off after 40 minutes

>>82844738
Wouldn't your fedora and trenchcoat protect you in this kind of wheater?

>>82840509
>pizza is bad
>falling for ugi's meme

not even argentino but kys faggot

while I'm not a huge harry potter fan, that does look pretty comfy
does that make me gay?

>>82844912
Worse, a Redditor with Tumblr tendencies

>>82844882

Fuck me.and spit in my mouth daddy

>>82844930
what's wrong with a comfy bed, pizza, and rain?

>>82844959

This

There's nothing wrong with being gay

>>82844959
STOP ENJOYING THINGS

You niggers don't know what being comfy really is you still cuck yourself by using underwear

>>82844959
That people that I don't like likes it REEEEEE

>>82840492
Fag

>>82844975
Yeah I-
HAY

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Perfect two weeks.

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>>82840461

>>82840492
>only pineapple
>not doing it Hawaiian Sinaloa style with Cherrys, Pineapple, Banana slices and ham

Pleb

>>82840603
The maid, Yvette, in that movie
HNNNHG

>>82840461
MUH DICK
It literally doesnt get better

Normies ruin everything

>>82840461

Fuck yes. What the hell? I want to do that tomorrow but I have to work.

>>82844959
>what's wrong with being a maladjusted useless manchild

>rëddit weather

>>82840461
Get rid of those retarded Harry Potter shits and throw in some weed

manchildren ruin this society

>>82844232
4chan really is the place where self hatred goes to fester and grow

>>82840461
replace Harry Potter with The VVitch

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>>82846697
Jesus fucking christ...

>>82840461
>shitteroni

no

>>82847479
yeah get the fuck out of that window straight to reddit edgelord.

>>82840461
>shit weather
>shit bed
>shit movie series
>shit oven pizza

>>82840509
I thought Argentina had a bunch of Italians

Also while I would eat Pizza Hut if I only had like 10 dollars. I wouldn't say its good.

>>82847171
Gonna have to agree with this anon here. Get rid of harry potter and put a few oz of weed, also get rid of the rain for a qt gf

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>pizza is reddit
>rain is reddit too

i hope you guys get raped by a tribe of niggers

>>82840509
>Local pizza is awful
>Argentina
I refuse to believe this isn't bait. It is bait, right?

>>82840461
yes but only if that package also includes a QT girl
I want to die

>>82847654
You mean culturally enriched by a dynasty of kangz.

>>82847171
>>82847648
Hellooooooooo Reddit

>>82847654
only pepperoni is reddit.

>>82847654
/v/ is reddit too
so is frogposting
so is saying tribe of niggers instead of pack

dumb redditor!

>>82840571
>reddit weather
Rain is the best. Besides, its not like you go outside anyway

>>82844754

>>82840461
What are you 8 years old?

>>82847906
>muh reddit reeeee
smoke some weed anon and we can be friends

>>82840461
>reddit weather
>tumblr bed
>le children's Whisper movies
>le epic facebook meme food XD
Yeah... I'll pass.

>>82844232
dude it just feels good to be inside a house when it's raining really hard

reddit weather

I only watched the first harry potter, should I do this some weekend alone because I have no friends/nogf?

>ITT: Niggers & coons

>>82840461
If I were reddit, I would use reddit as an insult. If I were underaged, I would use redditor as an insult.

>>82850053
if i were a faggot i would say: "If I were reddit, I would use reddit as an insult. If I were underaged, I would use redditor as an insult."

>>82840461
Replace the rain with snow, add a QT and i'm in
Because there's no way I'm watching Reddit: The Movie all by myself

>>82844232
If rain is reddit weather then what weather is 4chan? Snow?

>>82844959
>hey what's wrong with r/rain/

>>82840461
I would be just fine with the 'za and the reddit weather thank you.

>>82845032
only patrician itt

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>>82840461
>meme lights
The ONLY people I have ever seen use those indoors are gigantic liberal/hipster faggots. Why/When did this become a thing?

>>82844407
Shitty pasta, faggot

>>82850570
>what weather is 4chan?
volcano eruption

>>82850570
hellfire

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>>82840461

>>82850326
I must've struck a nerve

Why is rain so great, bros? So fucking comfy. I'm always happier when it rains.

>no vodka, weed, lsd, or viccidon
>shitty movie

0/10

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>>82852163

>>82845032
fuuuuuu the comfy levels are off the charts

>>82854194
>can't enjoy things without drugs
>a worthwhile person

>reddit weather

>no loaded gun to my head

Shitty night.