Why were his girlfriends so damn petty?

because arrogant, shallow, and rich

>>82839639
He was funny, slightly famous and had money, that's 3 out of 4 things women find really attractive outside physical appareance, the other personality but money makes that non important

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Why were his girlfriends so damn pretty?

>>82839639

Because he was neurotic as fuck. Women find that second-guessing shit insufferable.

Kike black magic

Saturn worship

Women in Manhattan. They have their pick of an island full of trust fund babies, so can afford to be.

Why wasn't his girlfriend Lori Petty?

>>82839738
Jewish fantasies.

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How did he get any girlfriends? What attractive traits does he have?

>>82840398
Hes on TV

>>82840398
Assertiveness

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>you will never be rich, famous and the star of your own sitcom
>you will never audition an endless stream of qts for your gf of the week
>you will never plough hundreds of hot women in their prime over the course of 9 years
Why the FUCK is this allowed?

>>82840398
He was like a tv jingle, annoying at first but once it gets a grasp you can't get it out of your head

>>82840577
>in their prime

We know what that means to Jerry Seinfeld