What is the ultimate Southkino?

giant

>>82830867
ignoring Texas

Dukes or ducks

Gone with the Wind probably

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Idiocracy

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>>82830846
Deliverance once you stop memeing the rape scene and think about what the film is trying to say.

>>82831161
>>82831260
>triggered Yankees

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>>82831329
>think about what the film is trying to say.
Spoonfeed me

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>you will never wake up on a cool misty southern morning on your comfy plantation and sip a mint julep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc

>>82831329
The movie just can't recover after that scene desu. Every scene after that just has THAT scene lingering in the mind.

>>82831379
>still hasn't gotten over a 150-year old loss
>calls Yankees triggered

>>82831436
whatever faggot

>>82830846
Glory.

FREAKS!

Gummo

Gods and Generals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgveW_2EHVE

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The South unironically did nothing wrong

The General

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>>82830846
Crazy Heart?

True Detective

O Brother where art thou

>>82831436
>still hasn't gotten over a 150-year old loss
you brought it up you retard lol

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>>82830846
Pic related

>23 replies
>not one mention of smokey and the bandit
everyone itt is underage cancer

>>82831822
If they had only figured out wage slavery early instead of importing real slaves it would have saved us a LOT of trouble over the years.

>>82830846
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

>>82831917
I mentioned a film from 1927 you low IQ gen Z ape

>>82831436
>have better weaponry, overwhelming manpower, much higher gdp, industrial center of the entire country
>still lose twice as many men in battle as the disorganized inbred retards armed with hunting rifles that oppose you
why is america so shit in war, especially against peasant farmers?

>>82831887
the guy who designed that poster must have hated the old CLInt

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>>82831379
Nah North Carolinians who bent the knee. Sherman knew Raleigh was too dank to burn all at once anyways

>>82832022
>implying this doesn't prove my point
get off google and think of movies you've actually seen pipsqueak

>>82832139
Everyone knows of Buster Keaton you capeshitting drooling retard

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>>82831973
>Thread on Southkino
>Posts Westkino because it happens to have a Civil War battle

Wew

>>82832058
good way to get rid of some irish, I mean there will always be more to throw at the target. anyways the whole place was leveled. Their lucky they got help rebuilding in the first place.

>>82832179
>b-but I know one of the names of the stars of the movie I've never seen so it counts
heh stay in school kid

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

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>>82830846

>tfw no Southern gf
is there a sexier accent?

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>>82831822

>>82830846
O brother where art thou

also thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKMTu1GDi_w&spfreload=1

>>82831876
not an argument

>>82832667
Your post Civil War interpretation of the Union is showing

>>82832872
Southerners get uppity thinking Lincoln would ban slavery therefore risking a secession. Obviously slavery wasn't going to last forever and the south would have been better off moving towards industrialization and dismantling slavery slowly. All of those poor yeoman farmers dying for plantation owners were deceived and or forced to fight for something that hurt their upward mobility. They attacked a fort and lost all of their leverage. Well a lot has changed but South Carolina is still dumb as shit.

>>82832121
We were like 5 square miles in the middle of the state. We used all we had to barricade the place. There was no point in attacking or burning such a low value target.
Check out the city history museum downtown for some cool civil war maps.

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can we stick to films guys?
for us non-Americans South is kinda interesting, don't be butthurt about it non-Southern Americans

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>ctrl+f ''birth of a nation''
>zero results
You bunch of fucking plebs.

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not sure if this one counts, but i thought it had a southern gothic feel to it

>>82830846
There will be blood

>>82833254
>muh slavery
>muh massive oversimplification
It's beyond the scope of a 4chan post to explain it to you but you really have no idea why the average non slave owning Southerner fought. What you're saying is the equivalent of
>Every German who fought in WWII did so because they wanted to gas the jews

>>82832058

peasant farmers get +90% dmg when attacking entrenched tyrants - check the FAQs

>>82834371
not only the ultimate South kino, also the kino to end all kinos

>>82834370
Yea there was a lot of animosity between the two sides which was also fueled by media to sell papers; there is blame to go around. There was a lot of other stuff going on, but South Carolina decided to say fuck it. was all of that destruction and death worth it?

>>82834370
>deceived
>supporting slavery

>>82835092
Do you think Lincoln would have let the South secede if they didn't attack Fort Sumter?

>>82834370
>What are the firebelly's?

>>82831425
Dixieland iz unironicly a fucking amazing song.

No Birth of a nation?

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>>82831161
>not realize it was about urban stagnation

>>82831436
>still hasn't gotten over a 150 year old victory

That's even more sad.

>>82831145
Correct

Also worth checking out are fun hick-kino like Gator Bait and Spider Baby

>>82835342
Did they need to secede to get what they wanted? Did all of the other southern political representatives want a war? Once they attacked the cat was out of the bag.

>>82835812
The only person that comes to mind is Sam Houston the governor of Texas. He refused to support secession and got kicked out of office

What about Justified?

>>82831822
Owning human beings = not good

>inb4 some edgy underage /pol/tard says "but niggers aren't humna beings!"

>>82835776
>Spider Baby
Am I thinking of the same Spider Baby? Because literally what the fuck does that have to do with southern hicks?

>>82835712
Why are there innumerably more confederate memorials and monuments then union ones? There's a perception of romanticizing the war which was pointless and brutal as well as historical revisionism.

>>82835900
Maybe I'm retarded but I thought it took place in the south. Either way they're like a trashy rural version of The Addams family

>>82835876
>2% of a minority of mercantile elite own slaves
>the entire South is at fault for this

>>82835972

Why are you such a fgt?

>>82835853
I guess my point was that more should have been done to stop the war.

>>82835712
>celebrating a decisive victory is bad
Not even American but that makes no sense.

>>82835972
>There's a perception of romanticizing the war which was pointless and brutal as well as historical revisionism.
What?

>>82836024
Yankees are perpetually butt hurt about the civil war for some reason despite starting it and winning it. They act like they were victims lol.

>>82835812
Does it matter? They were following the precedence of the Revolutionary War where states/colonies were justified in breaking away from a government that didn't represent them. They attacked a foreign fort on their soil and the North invaded them.

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I'm from the deep South and I've literally never met a single person in my life who has any strong opinion about the Civil War so why is there always violent debate on 4chan as if it's still a hot button issue?

>>82831822
>Imported millions of African immigrants into the country
>nothing wrong

Corndog Man

>>82836146
Same.

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>>82830846

>tfw had ancestor who was a member of Quantrill's Raiders and took part in the Lawrence Massacre
>tfw every time I watch this movie I cheer that scene
>tfw ancestor had to flee to Oklahoma after the war because Partisan Rangers weren't included in the amnesty and had to live the rest of his life in exile
>tfw I'll never be as badass as he was

>>82835876
Would you see it that way if you were born into a society that practiced it? The South didn't invent slavery of Africans and they were nowhere near the most brutal practitioners of it. What makes you so sure that in 200 years we won't look back on abortion the way we look back on slavery?

>>82836156
They wouldn't be immigrants if the Notth didn't free them.

>>82836083
Since when did the north start it?

>>82836109
>The fort was in the way of my cannonballs.
More of that southern hospitality.

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>>82836146

Probably because you don't in an area overrun the parasites in human form known as the Yankee.

t. live in an area full of Yankees and liberals. Would happily butcher every last one of them without a second thought.

>>82836156
The importation of slaves was outlawed in 1808 dumbass

>>82836146
I'm from Tennessee and every one of my history teachers growing up were adamant that the civil war was about state rights.

>>82836230
I thought the Civil war wasn't about slavery anon?

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>Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade

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>>82836156

>it's another I blame Southerners for what the British, Dutch, and French Empires did post

>>82836248
>hurr durr I have no argument

>>82836204
Actually the South practiced a pretty brutal form of chattel slavery which is worse when you consider that the present powers that didn't ban it outright at least had the decency to switch to an indentured model.

>>82833906
Why do people hate this?

>>82836204
By the time the civil war started abolitionism was the norm in western society. The Americans were johny come latelys that were rightfully sneered at for what they were doing.

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>>82836204
Looking at history through contemporary morality is retarded and practically makes villains out of every single past civilization that ever existed.

>>82836083
That's not what I'm seeing in this thread.
>supposedly winning it
This should be entertaining

>>82836428
>contemporary
>>82836408

>>82836287
>adamant that the civil war was about state rights
But that's absolutely correct. The fact that one of those rights was to keep slaves is completely trivial.

>>82830846
the confederate states of america is a pretty decent mocumentary (if you're into that) detailing the history of the america that happened when the south won

>>82836354
>>82836408
>what is the Congo Free State

>>82836541
Something that was reviled and heavily criticized even in its time.

>>82836512
But we're already living in that reality in DRUMPF's America amiright? xD

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>>82830846
Twin Peaks

>>82836396
You cant deny it has a lot of racist overtones in it.

The question is, should you keep it locked away in the vault forever, or should you let people watch it and try to understand the context of the time.

Its objectively as good as any other disney movie of the time.

>>82836298
What does that have to do with what I posted?

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Objectively the best arc in Twin Peaks

>>82835986
>2% of a minority of mercantile elite own slaves

The 1860 census shows that in the states that would soon secede from the Union, an average of 32 percent of white families owned slaves. Some states had far more slave owners (46 percent in South Carolina, 49 percent in Mississippi) while some had far less (20 percent in Arkansas).

>>82836597
>>82836663
FUCK ME

>>82836246
>occupying foreign land
>refusing to leave peacefully
>South bombards you until you surrender
>South lets you leave without taking any prisoners
>they even allow you to have a flag ceremony
>this is seen as the South being the aggressive ones

Gods and generals

Not quite Southkino but The Jolson Story is blackface kino. It's genuinely one of the best musicals ever made but completely dropped down the memory hole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfjzKYXzsjA

>>82836396
The music is very irritating.
Anyway, O Brother Where Art Thou and The Assassination of Jessie James by the Coward Robert Ford are the best.

There was a movie version of Wise Blood that I never saw, I wish more of O'Conor's work were made into movies, she was a great writer. More Southern Gothic in general but especially her.

>>82835670
Not realising the educated city folks stopped having children, leaving the inbred nitwits to overpopulate the world with their retarded offspring

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>>82830846
the only correct answer

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>>82830846

>>82836580
>slavery in the American south was especially brutal and lasted an especially long time
>when the most horrific treatment of slaves occured in European colonies in the Caribbean
> and when European countries were practicing an objectively more brutal form 40 years after
Kys my man

>>82836311
Southern denial, this is why we have to take your flag away, because you're still in denial of losing the civil war

>>82835404
Cause it was written by a Yankee duhh

>>82836914
>those strawmen

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Gone with the Wind :)

>>82836912
Check your timetable son. By that time slavery had been outlawed mostly everywhere. With the British Empire in particular leading the charge.

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>>82836914

>The major Atlantic slave trading nations, ordered by trade volume, were: the Portuguese, the British, the French, the Spanish, and the Dutch Empire.
>Southern US isn't even mentioned

Here's the link you dumb nigger, go look up who the major players were if you don't believe.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_slave_trade

Oh yeah can have my flag when you wretch it from my cold dead hands. Of course you'll probably be dead long before I am because you Northerners are even pussified faggots than you were 150 years ago and utterly incapable of fighting.

I'm gonna enjoy slitting your throat like a fucking hog Yankee.

>>82837040

>being this fucking retarded in the information age

What's it like being afflicted with the Downs?

>>82831681
hahaha there it is triggered

>>82837040
Your argument had two parts dumbass. Belgian atrocities in the Congo occured into the 1900s.

And do you really want to talk about the British Empire being a paragon of human rights? https://www.google.com/amp/www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/07/india-deserves-apology-for-atrocities-under-britains-colonial-ru/amp/

>>82837064
You seriously think you backwoods faggots could beat the North? You're the niggers of white people. Shit, all we would have to do is rescind the $400b you broke fools take from the federal govt and you'd be eating each other within the week.

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>Be American
>Literally end the ancient practice of slavery
>Be only nation that has to hear about it non stop

>>82837275
>overwhelming majority of gun owners and military personnel are from the South
>most military installations are in the South
>The federal government would side with the south
What are you going to do, beg the inner city gang bangers to protect you?

>>82837064
>white southerners are getting blacked and beaned all the time
>live off federal government funds
>keep trailing behind in every developmental metric
>rural poverty keeps growing there as opposed to shrinking like everywhere else in the country
So how are you hicks going to bury is again?

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>>82830846
>traitorcucks still treasonposting about their failed attempt to rebel against america in order to protect the investments of rich slave owners

>>82837448
>The federal government would side with the south
Surely you can't be this retarded.
>muh military
Enjoy collapsing yourself economically and seeing all those southern minorities (look into the army stats again) side with the north

>>82836146

Because anonymity + a wide audience = turbo douchebags of every stripe. I've met plenty of southerners from Tennessee, Mississippi, and Louisiana, and I've never had problems with any of them. Then again I'm a ginger from new York so what do I know.

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>>82837275

>literally sold all your heavy industry down South or overseas
>primary source of Northern wealth are the banking cartel in Jew York or industries that can't be converted to military purposes
>Northern corporatists loot the South of everything not nailed to the floor and accuse us of being welfare leeches
>average male Northerner is an effeminate faggot who needs protection from mean words
>piss off Westerners by exporting your leftist faggotry to them to the point
>also pissed off the rest of the world with American imperialism
>US military you fuckers rely on to protect your racketing scheme is overwhelmingly staffed by Southerners and given how much you spend your time shitting on them, they're loyalty will immediately become suspect during an uprising
>Majority of large Northern cities are clumped together and could not possibly sustain themselves if blockaded or hit with area denial weapons

Yeah, I'm not too worried.

>>82837480
>it's a retard doesn't know the definition of rebellion episode

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>>82837515
>Trump would side with the left

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>>82837553
Do you have an argument to go with that shitpost?

>>82837552

Am from the north but southern acclimated now (NC 4 lyfe) and am quite conservative.
>Northerners really have no fucking clue how well armed, well equipped, self-sustaining, and how industrious the South currently is
>mfw didn't even realize my city is surrounded by factories (many of them military/contract with high end CNC mills) -___-

Remember Southern States are welfare states that can't pay their bills and in over 150 years haven't been able to do anything of note or fix themselves. They literally are the worst.

>>82837552
>also pissed off the rest of the world with American imperialism
When we think the worst aspects of America we think the south. Especially in regards to military adventurism a la dubya. I'm talking normal people not 4chin contrarians by the way.

>>82830846
deliverance

>>82837480
>1850
>simple-minded poor conservatvies tricked into voting to protect the interests of people richer than them

>2017
>simple-minded poor conservatives tricked into voting to protect the interests of people richer than them

Hmm... really makes you think

>>82837636

>self-sustaining

Your states are the most impoverished in the region. The fact that the north has advances to a service based economy while you're still fantasizing about an industrial war shows how fucking backwards you people still are.

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The General

>>82837614
Trump is a New Yorker to the bone and would side with keeping America as a single nation you retard. He'd drone strike you chimping out retards as would literally any president.

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>>82837663
>>82837645

Ikr? FUCK DRUMPF FUCK WHITE PPL
Can't wait til Colbert launches impeachment proceedings. My wife's son is gonna grow up to be a glorious bearded male

>>82837636
>self sustaining
'no'

>>82837717

>North Carolina
>Impoverished
>
Uh.....

>>82837755
>>82837717

Chimps and beaners abusing the welfare system and government GIBS is hardly indicate of of economic output or industrial clout. But stay pleb friendo. Remember: IT WAS HER TURN

>>82837734
>Trump is a New Yorker to the bone and would side with keeping America as a single nation
Exactly.
>Implying a modern civil war wouldn't be leftist states/cities attempting to secede

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>>82837651

>be any country that America's has had a beef with in the past 40 years
>Sick of America meddling in your affairs
>armed insurrection against the United States government breaks out
>finance said rebellion that tears the US Military apparatus apart and leaves it a hollow shell of its former self or destroys it completely
>United States/any successor states will be too throughly devastated to intervene in your affairs for decades, if not centuries

Sounds like a total win-win if you're a foreigner

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>>82837815
>>82837749
>/pol/fags can't make arguments without spouting memes

>>82837841
So you agree Trump would not hesitate in carpet bombing the south if they decided to try to split up the union?

>>82830846
Badlands.

>>82837887
Everyone wants America to collapse. If this is any indication
>>82837841
I would even say it's the one bipartisan opinion left in your nation.

>>82837717

I'm sure your fucking Latte shops, apple stores, and banks will come in handy when your tanks and drones run out of spare parts...

>>82837910
He wouldn't unless he wanted at least 2/3 of the military to rebel.

Also, I thought carpet bombing was a horrific war crime? Now you're advocating it be done to US citizens?

>>82838074
Southerners aren't really people.

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>>82838105

Alas, the Unionist shows his true colors...

>>82837815
>Chimps and beaners abusing the welfare system and government GIBS is hardly indicate of of economic output or industrial clout
Yea, all those niggers and spics in welfare states like West Virginia, Arkansas, Kentucky, Tennessee, Oklahoma etc... Fuck off retard, white southern trash like you are literally worse than inner city niggers. Your states are the poorest, most worthless in the union

>>82836194
It's gotten to the point where I can recognize you even you you don't use a tripcode
it's all because of the TCR threads on /pol/

Midnight Cowboy

>>82835986
Even if that was correct (which it isn't) it doesn't change the fact that the souths govermnet and society supported the racist hierarchical system.

>>82836204
Irrelevant

>>82838213

Where in the Hell is Ghost anyways? Haven't heard from him in weeks.

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>>82838142

>>82837841
>leftist states/cities
With the exception of Texas the only self sufficient states capable of seceding are "leftist".

>>82838266
He went on hiatus because of getting harassed by bronies, weeaboos, and furries

>>82834081
>>82835586
this, not even meming

>>82836109
But they were represented. They had a proportionate vote in Congress, and a proportionate say in electing the President. They just lost, and pulled the biggest sore loser temper tantrum in American history.

>>82830846
O Brother Where Art Thou
Glory

>>82831822

Ignoring the slave aspect they were still on the wrong side of technology. Agrarian forms of economy were already on the decline and they needed slaves for it.

They could have adapted but the rich plantation owners who controlled the South entirely didn't want to even try and adapt. They were stupid and lost an entire generation of young men as a result. Even if you love the South you should be sickened at how a handful of people chose the fate of them all on old principles and being foolhardy.

>>82839107
It's because they were already invested in slave farms. They weren't about to go sell all their slaves to get some newfangled machinery when their current system already made them rich.

And when slavery finally got outlawed they realized that they no longer had the option to switch. There was nobody to sell their slaves to. So they rabbled up all the commonfolk they could muster and sent them to die on their behalf.

>>82838770

They've always harassed him, what's so special about now?

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>>82830846
Justified
>ywn dig coal together with Raylan
why even live