What is some essential chavkino?

>>82820528
Attack the Block

Any English film

Will some Brit explain what a Chav is to me? Is it like white trash, or inner city kids, or genuine gangsters, or spoiled brats, or what? Those sound roughly similar but there are some distinctions to be made.

Yer da sells Avon

>>82820858
they're like gopniks but pussier and stupider

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493878093005.webm

>>82820905
what's the chav analogue of squatting?

>>82820970
loitering at public parks and harassing children

>>82820858
White trash is probably a good comparison. They're lower class, poorly educated white people from urban areas who dress exclusively in sports clothing (Nike/Adidas etc) with garish jewellery and spend most of their time hanging around parks and drinking cheap cider. They're mostly associated with south-east England, particularly Essex and London.

>>82820858
>a young lower-class person typified by brash and loutish behaviour
Some people have reverse engineered the term in to an acronym: Council Housed And Violent to try and explain it.

>>82820905
Does he lean in for a kiss at the beginning? What the fuck was that about?

>>82821113
they're hypermasculine faggots like most chavs,

>>82820528
Scum

>>82820528
Trainspotting

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The Peakee Bloindahs

This is England

>>82820528
fish tank

>>82821177
Skinheads =/= Chavs

>>82820905
Please tell me he gets paralyzed at the end

>>82820858

similar to inner city white people in Boston and Philly

>>82821194
Depressingly realistic.

Sweet 16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWEpdJ8zcXI

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This was fucking great, blew my expectations out of the water.

>>82821876
literally just watched this, was excellent even though I battled with the cork accent occasionally

>>82820528
Adulthood, Kidulthood, Brotherhood, Attack the Block,

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>>82820528

>>82820858
>spoiled brats

Some of this is true, most are from poor area's but the culture infects teenagers through high school, i've seen a lot of middle class kids get drawn in and they end up like arseholes.

>>82820528
I really recommend Jisoe. It's a documentary about this Australian waster who graffitis trains, steals and smokes a lot of weed. He's got a pregnant girlfriend as well. It's pretty sad to watch as he continually fucks his life up. Anyway, it's well worth a watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp8ZNqaG-dE

Harry Brown

>>82820528
Skins

Peaky Blinders

I have no idea what a chav is

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>>82820858
C-ouncil H-ouses A-nd V-iolence
Typically have an ASBO

but with immigration the Roadman is taking over

>>82822091
Fuck those are some ugly shoes

Scum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdIr_YHdtzs

>>82822105
Oi watch yo gob m8

>>82820858
C OUNCIL
H OUSED
A ND
VI OLENT

>>82822105
they were actually pretty expensive and luxury. very comfortable

but it got taken over by the roadman and associated with shit taste

>>82822153
Oi m8, swer on me mum I'll gib gab you in the gobber m8.

>>82822153
>>82822173

Get some better taste ya nonces

>>82820528
Eden Lake

Fuck I hate Chavs so much.

>>82820528
Kingsmen, every little shitty Chav's dream come true

>>82820905
>england
>white

>>82822091
>mods-rockers
>grebs-townies
>chavs-everyone
>roadmans-?
give me a quick rundown

Formula 51

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>>82822117
Looks good never realised it's ray winstone

>>82822227
I don't get it are you trying to find their opposites?
roadman-poshtwats
or the police because they're always trying to hide their weed

>>82820528
Straw Dogs

>>82822305
Yank here, what the fuck is a roadman?

>>82822227
Roadmen and hipsters

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>>82822339
Inner city Black youths.

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>>82822339
Vocab consists of majority slang and they were mainly black with a side man bag.

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>>82820858
White trash of the English form, usually refers to a younger crowd, too. Just go to google images and search for 'chavs' for a nice selection.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav

I will say drum n bass raves are pretty fucking incredible though... probably the best thing ever. Not all dnb heads are chavs of course but loads of chavs love that music. W/e even a broken clock is right twice a day.

>>82822374
>>82822392
So niggers, splendid

>>82821958
jesus this depressing

his first reaction on seeing his newborn kid is that it looks like it has down syndrome

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>>82820528
Anybody got some youtube chav kino?

Here's a classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uja3W-ibifc

remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5-UOPZF4PY

>>82822585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwo9AvTA5xY

>>82822642
these aren't chavs they're just morons

>>82821962
this bruv

>>82822585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L2hPu-V6hU

>>82822585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg2JQzDPPj8

>>82823180
is that theon greyjoy?

>>82822642
2:56 they blend into each other

>>82820528
First two generations of Skins, sort of
Misfits, sort of
Attack the Block
Tower Block
Harry Brown

>>82823180
lol why is that one creep hanging out with all those kids like half his age?

>>82822585
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uja3W-ibifc
High school heroes right here senpai

>>82823306
Standard chav behavior. If they hang around with any girls he's probably rutting her

>>82823216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td6H5dqCUXU

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>>82823180
>Marshall it's your cousin, Marvin Mathers!
>You know that new sound you're looking for? Well listen to this!

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>>82820528

>>82822211
>KingsmAn
Came to post this.

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>>82824698
Berk-Off, bro. Me and you.

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>>82822585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a5_WYP6U-M

>ctrl+f The Selfish Giant
>no results
kek shit board

>>82822585

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so1LosxbQ9o

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I miss The Bill.

>>82821921
There's a lot of irony in a dirty phoneposter having the audacity to post this.

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>>82824962
>>82820528
Now this is KINO

>>82825200
>phoneposter
How can you tell

>>82822227
>roadmen-the general public

>>82822219
The U.K has a higher percentage of white people than the USA

>>82821113
Most young English males kiss nowadays because soccer players do it and they think it's manly.

Thanks for all the answers.

>>82822211
>>82824827
I actually created the thread specifically because I just watched this film. It was good stuff.

>>82825314
>men kissing men has looped back around to being manly
What a world we live in.

bullet boy

are you dizzy blud

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Harry and Paul is absolute sketch kino for chavs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fi0V-oCwvY

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>>82820528

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>>82821194
>>82822207
>>82825749
>both have michael fassbender in it

Is Fassbender, dare I say, chav kino certified?

>>82825798
Fassbender isn't even British, how the fuck is he in chav kino?

>>82825913
>Fassbender isn't even British

That's irrelevant to the question. Films are not real life, you know that, anon?

>>82822227
Road men are just black criminals and their wigger pets

>>82822207
Me too. All you need is discipline and zero tolerance and they'll straighten out, but in our sick society you can get away with murder.

If only Mosley had won ;_;

>mum says you need to get a job
>sad dole music starts playing

>>82825210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_by64dmw0I
Fucking love that shit man

>>82825749

This is essential chav horor. My only issue with it is there weren't any scenes with the FAS chick in the gang getting used like a sex puppet by the older boys while she has an FAS scowl on her face the whole time. Busted chav bitches getting used is my fetish

>>82823306

He's skimming boy cunny.

>>82825932
If I see an American actor poorly trying to fake a British accent you can bet your ass I'm going to complain.

>>82826371
Dunno m8. Fassbender isn't American and his British accent is pretty good.

>>82822585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08

>>82826216
>This is essential chav horor.

The film pisses you off more than horrifies you, which is what they might have been going for.

Football Factory

>>82825619

kek

>>82826510
Yeah, that's exactly why he's good. My point is, fuck Americans.

Ill Manors

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Chav killing Kino

>>82821958

>You don't cap the Puzz!

Pure kino-doc

>>82826601
not chavs you dumb yank

>>82820528
Brexit

>>82827494
>suspension of disbelief requiring fucking frodo to be seen as a tough guy
I mean how ridiculous is this movie? It would have been great if they cast anyone apart from Frodo in that role.

Anyway those are more football hooligans than chavs. chavs can be football hooligans but theyre not really the same thing.

>>82827778
They dress the part
They're violent
The only thing that separates them is the fact they have jobs

>>82827778
Sin City made Frodo pretty fucking scary, I think after you've seen that you can take him seriously in any other role.

>>82825210
3rd best uk to show

>>82827732
What is the Scots version of a Chav?

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s*ssenachs OUT

>>82828288
I'm really getting tired of how everyone's 4chan mspaint image always goes out of its way to portray stink, sweat, piss, etc. It's like, someone sat there and drew that. Is that really fun to them? Why not draw pictures of cute girls?

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>>82828420
>cute girls
yeah uh no thanks sunshine this is a gays only website

>>82828240
A ned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW_KtUptuug

lol

https://youtu.be/wlcbQdjfESM

My home town. Now somehow classed as a city

Kidulthood is pure chan Kino. You won't find better.

/spoiler/ ending was depressing /spoiler/

>>82830387
I'm surprised they weren't muslim

>>82820528
The UK Shameless tv series

>>82820818
Good movie

Chavs as we knew them don't exist any more

never seen so much misinformation in a single thread, disgraceful, bet not a single one of you is British

especially you >>82820905 these are not Chavs you fucking gimp

Neds.

>>82821051
People always say Essex but it's not. They originate from CHATHAM. Hence the name. It's in Kent near Rochester and Maidstone. It's where I'm posting from right now.
We originally called them chatties but it evolved and went mainstream.

>>82828240
Schemie

>>82831535
>Chavs as we knew them don't exist any more

They most certainly do still exist. Though yeah the twonks in that webm link aren't chavs.

>>82830387
"The UK's newest city", or something like that is what I remember seeing on signs around there.
Bad luck on coming from such a hole anon

>>82821163
Were they really considered chavs? I thought chavs didn't exist before 2000

>>82832353
They're neds, not chavs.

>>82822585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HysredBu78

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Buzzcocks and his video diaries are top tier north-east chav kino.

>>82821051
>They're mostly associated with south-east England, particularly Essex and London.
>not Liverpool

>>82834031
yeah, they're mostly outside of london now. slough and staines are like chav heaven.

>>82834031
>Essex
I always thought Essex was really upper middle class tory

Why are Roadman called Roadman? Is it because they're dirty fucking spades?

>>82820858
>when he hits him in the back with just the back legs
christ

>no one posting kidulthood or adulthood
For shame /tv/ guess there are no brits on here anymore

>>82820905
>>82820905
>the other chav picking up the discarded cig
top kek

>>82820528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58

>>82820905
Exactly. When I asked my English teacher if they have gopniks/marozi in the UK, she said "yes, they're called chavs over there".