If Mystique was a shape shifter then why had she decided to be fat?

>>82817145
because shes a mutant and doesnt care great thread op

Shapeshift herself some tits that don't look like flapjacks while she's at it

>>82817145
Because we can get the Visual Effects team to fix all of that in post. Don't worry about it, just cash that paycheck.

>>82817145

Only a basement dwelling, kissless virgin would consider Jennifer Lawrence to be fat.

>>82817221

dont be an idiot

if she was a dude she'd be skinny fat

>>82817221
*tips

>>82817221
t. chubby chaser

skinny fat dude = looks like shit

skinny fat girl = hot

thats the perception nowadays

>>82817176
you've never seen boobs have you

>>82817309
Skinnyfat is pretty neutral for both.

A girl can be hot despite it, but not because of it.

i thought her suit was CGI'd in?

>>82817978
You are wrong

>>82817145
Why does a shape shitter need footies?

>>82817935
for you

>be mystique
>mfw i can shapeshift into a dude and fuck girls
>tfw i can be any girl and fuck guys

this is my impossible fetish
>Tfw we will never know what its like to be fucked in the pussy and do the fucking as well in the same lifetime

>>82817221
Get a load of this gentleman

>>82817978
It was all makeup in the first film, then Miss Bitch decided she was too good to sit still for a few hours while being painted on, so wore a shitty suit for the next movies
God I'm happy the fappening broke her

>>82817145
>no paunch
>fat

>>82819014
That one Mystique scene in that shitty Epic Movie gave me my fetish.

>>82819554
anon u just awoke demons I had long ago suppressed

>>82817176
>Jlaw has flapjack boobs

what?

>>82817221
>y-you can't critic-c-cize a woman!!!1!
>n-n-never criticize a w-w-woman!!!!!!!!111!
Maybe it's time to get laid, my man.

>>82817221
t. fat bitch

>>82817929
t. flapjack boobs roastie

>>82819286
>Miss Bitch decided she was too good to sit still for a few hours while being painted on,

I don't think it was her decision. I have a feeling the producers decided to out her in a suit to give her cottage cheese ass a better shape. You can't paint over cellulite

>>82817221
You have to remember that on /tv/, any woman whose hip bones and ribs aren't visible is considered obese.

>>82819947
if you're ribs aren't visible as a woman then yes you are overweight

>>82820058
t.amerifat

>>82817221
It's one of those sad, boring fucking tv board tropes.

>be shapeshifter
>be out of shape

What did they mean by this?

>>82819286
I think it was partly her not wanting to wear the makeup, and partly because the producers wanted to display her prominently in trailers and posters as a way of saying "Hey look, it's that doughy, dumpy bitch you kids like so much from Hunger Games!".

This is the second time in the X-Men series that cast egos have gotten in the way of telling a good story. Time for another reboot.

>>82817221

we've all seen her arsehole just give up

>>82817145
Because she's a tumblrina

>>82817145
Because she's played by an overrated whore.

>>82820354
What was the first time?
Never really kept up with the Xmen movies since Xmen 3

>>82817145
lets see a picture of you at your best

that's what I thought

>>82819554
OH fuck

>>82821449
I don't think OP gets paid millions of dollars simply to stay in shape and act poorly
miss piggy on the otherhand does

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>>82817221

>>82821281
what is this nonsense

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Jennifer Lawrence is a cunt.

>>82821829
dc btfo

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>>82819014

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>>82819014
man if i had a pussy instead of a knobble i bet i could switch my orientation in a second and then go back to straight man when im returned my knobble. i can kind of imagine myself banging dudes but not as a man id hate that but as a woman yeah id bet id enjoy it i could prolly switch off being into chicks as well

>>82821829
wow a woman being retard.

more news at 11

>>82817221
>pro-fat acceptance

KYS

>>82821281
/tv/ never liked the fake "lol so randum" and "amy schumer is my besta" jennifer lawrence.

also, nobody likes maisie, neither /tv/ nor reddit