Late Show with Stephen Colbert live thread

link?

>>82812767
hi cancer thanks for joining us

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>>82812805
Prepare your anus for shitposting

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>>82812666

DROP THE FUCKING ICE CREAM DONALD

>DRUMPFFF

>>82812666

Please sage and report thread.

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>>82812845

*laughs and claps*

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>>82812900
MOMS GONNA FREAK WHEN SHE SEES IM MEMEING ON COLBERT

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>>82812931

STOP CLAPPING I DIDN'T AUTHORIZE THIS

I'M IN CHARGE HERE

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>>82812931
YOUR CLAPPING WILL GET YOU KILLED PUNY HUMANS MY HATE FOR THE BEING YOU KNOW AS ARNOFS BALEGREDI HAS UNLEASED DEMONIC POWER

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>>82812666
>666
Colbert confirmed for Satan

>>82812666
>>82813372
Colbert has ascended into full power to stop the fiendish Zarbo X Sassagad

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Looks like a good thread. I'm hungry though. Mind if I have a snack?

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>>82813925
DROP IT XANTOB CASRDA

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>>82812666
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sHG2Dd7iU7

>>82812666
Post a link faggot.

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Stop posting two scoops threads.

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>>82813925

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>>82812805
HI

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HAND OVER THE THIRD SCOPE AND NO POOFTAS HAVE TO DIE TODAY

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I FICKING HATE ICE CREAM NOW YOU FUCKING FAGOTS. FUCK YOU
ICE CREAM IS WHITE SUPREMACIST FOOD NOW.
EAT SHIT ALT RIGHT FAGOTS, ICE CREAM IS NAZI DESSERT

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all these scoops post are making me hungry

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ARE YOU SCOOPING ME?

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>>82812666
LET THE SCOOPS HIT THE FLOOR

1 MORE SCOOP FOR YOU
2 MORE SCOOPS FOR YOU

AHAHAHHHRHRHEDHHDDHDDHDD

LET THE BLOMPH HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BLOMPH HIT THE FLOOR

Live stream link, please...

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>>82814549

>>82814666
I had to fucking go for ice cream at 2 AM yesterday because of these threads...

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BOBAMAAAA?? NOT YOU TOO

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NO ONE GETS TWO SCOOPS IN MY FUCKING HOUSE. TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER

>>82814767
How many scoops?

>>82814767
I just filled a coffee cup with ice cream. Not sure how many

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NO ONE CLAPS FOR DAURDELBT TREUOMPT IN MY SHOW, NOBODY

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STOP CLAPPING

Hehe memes

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IT WAS HER TIME

>>82814733
fuck, I always fall for this

>>82816790
SOON

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>>82812666
BREAKING HAPPENING

THE DNC MURDERED THE "RUSSIAN HACKER"

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JacShITWs-8

http://www.fox5dc.com/news/local-news/254852337-story

FAKE NEWS RUSSIAN NARRATIVE = OVER

DNC = DONE

HILLARY/PODESTA AND OTHERS = JAIL

>>82812931
>someone says something kinda funny/interesting
>HAHAHHAHAHA
>WOOOOOHHH
>CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
>AAAAAAAAAAHHH
>CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
>WOOOOOHHHH
>SCREEEEEEE
Why are american audiences always so fucking hysterical?

>>82817173
because light up 'applaud' signs in the studio, dipshit

>>82817173
>>82817266

americans are too fucking stupid to know when to laugh and clap

>>82817266
Are there also "howl like a banshee" and "scream like a fucking retard" signs?

>>82817303
>>82817391
>(You)

>>82814733
fuck off

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Tell me what I should do for the bottom text box.

I half assed it.

>obligatory CLUDRUMPH GETS TWO SCOOPIES?!?

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>Colbert walks on stage
>Sooo...
>There's a gasp from the audience
>Zarble...
>All white women immediately give birth to multiracial children without becoming pregnant
>ZRUMPT!!!
>A small Caucasian child seated in the third row of the audience ceases to exist
>Most white men in the audience undergo a chemical skin darkening process
>Colbert pulls a .357 Magnum from his pocket and shoots the remaining white men in the audience in the head
>The multiracial crowd are on the floor at this point in hysterics
>The sound waves from the laughter in the room shatter Colberts glasses, he removes them from his face
>An MPAA member runs towards the camera in an attempt to cut the live feed to the televised audience due to the violence of the situation
>Colbert shoots him in the head before he reaches the camera because he is a straight white male
>As he sees his reflection in the camera, the smile on Colberts face slowly fades and he stares blankly into the camera, he peers down to see that he ejacualted his pants too
>The sound of laughter slowly fades out and Colbert opens his mouth
>Don't forget Nrumpt, I'm coming for EVERY white male
>Every. Single. One.
>He smirks one last time
>The only thing my mouth is good for is for being a holster for...
>He loads the .357 Magnum and sticks the barrell in his mouth
>In a muffled voice he says "thhhhss gnnnnn"
>"THHHHSS GNNNNN as he pulls the trigger
>The nuclear alerts immediately disappear worldwide
>A new age of prosperity where members of all races and faiths share their possessions comes into being
>Jimmy Kimmels son lives to be 150 years old and finds the cure to every disease known to man
>Obamacare is enshrined into the US constitution

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>>82816983
please fuck off shill

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/FAKE NEWS RUSSIAN NARRATIVE %3D OVER DNC %3D DONE HILLARY%2FPODESTA AND OTHERS %3D JAIL/

>>82819660
how many people do you have pumping these out
seriously you guys have an impressive production rate over there

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>"So..."
>audience sits nervously
>short period of absolute dead silence
>AND REMEMBER LÛT, WHEN HE SAID TO HIS PEOPLE: "COMMIT YE THE WORST SIN SUCH AS NONE PRECEDING YOU HAS COMMITTED IN THE 'ÂLAMÎN?
>VERILY, YE PRACTISE YOUR LUSTS ON MEN INSTEAD OF WOMEN. NAY, BUT YE ARE A PEOPLE TRANSGRESSING BEYOND BOUNDS."
>AND THE ANSWER OF HIS PEOPLE WAS ONLY THAT THEY SAID, "DRIVE THEM OUT OF YOUR TOWN, THESE ARE INDEED MEN WHO WANT TO BE PURE OF SINS!"
>THEN ALLAH SAVED HIM AND HIS FAMILY, EXCEPT HIS WIFE; SHE WAS OF THOSE WHO REMAINED BEHIND.
>AND ALLAH RAINED DOWN UPON THEM A RAIN OF BRIMSTONE. THEN SEE WHAT WAS THE END OF THE MUJRIMÎN.
>...
>A minute passes. Cut to entire studio audience, all now fallen down dead from exsanguination of no apparent cause. All homosexuals in the North American continent likewise mysteriously bleed to death simultaneously. Remaining survivors convert to Islam.
>...
>He suddenly flicks his head back and smiles.
>"Stay right there ladies and gentlemen! Coming up is Brad Pitt and Miley Cyrus! Stick around!"

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MY SCOOOOOPS! GIVE THEM BACK FRIGNALOZ FLORT!

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YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO CLAP, GOYIMS

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For those that don't understand the meme and want context

Stephen Colbert sperging out about Alex Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-HUbdEAxo8#t=1m
One minute in

Stephen Colbert sperging out about two scoops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJtteD4yhCQ#t=5m48s
Five minutes and forty eight seconds in

You're welcome

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>>82819911
STOP CLAPPING
http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/jack-coleman/2017/05/10/jon-stewart-mocks-colbert-audience-feeble-cheering-trumps-firing

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>>82812666
Nice, I'll take a couple (Two) of those repeating numbers

>>82819969
How is that sperging out? The Alex Jones ones got a bit old because he kept doing them, and it's very low-hanging fruit, so I get that annoying people. I don't get why the ice cream thing is a thing.

Wait what the fuck is this meme isn't Colbert a generally accepted spokesman of \ourguys\?

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>>82816983
>DNC leaks to Assange .. GOOD tinfoil
>Trump ties to Russia.. BAD tinfoil

Two Scoops don't know the meaning of hypocrisy

>>82820169
>wikileaks all but confirm their source was a dnc staffer shot dead while the leaks were going on
vs
>opposition party accuses the president of being a Russian spy like it's the fucking 70s

pot meet kettle

>>82813008
DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE?

>>82820169
lol you stupid shill its like you purposely have swept Seth Rich' murder under the rug

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp7FkLBRpKg

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Will it float?

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>Colbert actually quit late night television to open up an ice cream truck business

the absolute madman

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>>82812805
>full lowercase
>calls someone else "cancer"
Seems about right.

>"hey guys fuck the colbert posting cryhard trumpkins shitlords amirite"
>attracts colbertposters
>saves tons of memes

nice one OP

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>>82820169
HOW DARE YOU FIGHT OUR ISIS ALLIES KRUMBKLFF!!!