Tell me your dirtiest jokes, /tv/.

>>82802949
How many pallbearers does it take to carry a dead nigger from Harlem?

>>82802979
I said dirty, not racist.

>>82802949
Not that dirty, but still I chuckle from it from time to time
>John, what you did is deplorable! How can you live with your self
>Calm your tits, Mike. I'm not the first doctor to sleep with a patient of his, nor will I be the last! What's so wrong about it
>John, you're a fucking veterinarian

Your life.

>>82803116
Whoever posted this is fat

>>82802949
>What would you do if your daughter claimed she was raped by batman?
>I'd move on to the spider man costume

Uh... alright, here goes.

How does a blind skydiver know when he's close to the ground? The leash on the guide dog goes slack.

>>82803157
OP here. True.

>>82802949
what's the warmest spot at a baby corpse?

my penis

Alright you asked for it

What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?

Fitting in

this episode was unironically the best episode of the season

>>82802949
YOUR VAGINA'S IN THE SINK

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>>82802949
what did the fish say when he hit a wall?

Dam

My grandfather died in the holocaust.
He fell from a camp guardtower.

>>82803021
>implying blacks aren't dirty
I bet you've never been to Detroit.

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>>82807670

PANDAS

How many tortilla chips does it take to get a baby out of a blender?