*blocks your path*

>>82801555
*smokes weed*

>If you want to get past me, you have to eat these

>>82801555
I think I can step over him. It's like being blocked by a garden gnome.

>>82801555
Wow, I'm just now realizing he was an MMA fighter.

*twists his very pink and erect nipples*

>>82801555

*Steps over*

>>82801849

I doubt you could constantly tread the stairs longer than 3 min

i forgot to fap today. thanks for reminding, op

I thought his shorts said manlet at first

>What if...when you take DMT...you're actually entering, like, another dimension
No, you see Joe, when you take psychoactive drugs, it alters your brain state, causing you to hallucinate and...
>Did you ever take it?
Well, no, but I have a doctorate in...
>You don't know shit then, Mr. Smartypants. It's like...explaining seeing to the blind...You're just closed minded.

Joe Rogan is the reddit of MMA fighters.

>>82801972
manlet spotted. Having the "can't reach the top shelf"-blues?

*makes him sit on my cock*

>>82802350

go try

>>82801555
>doesn't see you
>steps on your Manlet ass

He could easily break your legs, your ribs, your kidneys, your will to live. Have you seen him kick shit? He's an animal.

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>"Have you heard of Fritz Hauber?"

>>82801891
Except he never was.

Rogan was a karate sparring national champ who says he realized his life's work was shit the first time he took a BJJ lesson.

He was too old and already famous by the time MMA was a thing. He's made more money as a commentator than 99% of the fighters made anyway.

There's nothing more pathetic than an old man with a full sleeve.

>>82806384
There's you

>>82806557

Your podcast sucks, Joe