sshhhh, Colbert-san is sleeping...
*opens slowly*
Stephen: "Trump just fired Comey! Isn't this crazy you guys???"
Audience: "Wooooo, yeahhhh!"
Stephen: "N-no wait, that was supposed to be a bad thing..."
wakey wakey
*changes to cartoon network*
Shhhh Pickle Rick is sleeping too
>>82800556
>>82800578
>>82800584
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GIBBARD FLYNK
*laughs and cheers jovially*
WILLIAM SHINNARD
GLABLUBLIOS
DOLOMITE DALLAS is NOT MY FUCKING PRESIDENT
>Jon Batiste watches nervously from the shadows
MWEEE HEE HEE
THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THAT GLUMP
TINK AGAIN
MWEEE HEE HEE HO!
DOLAN MUMPH
ARNVALDT STORMWIND
>Try to make a thread discussing TV
>It slides because there are 50 colbert threads
You are cancer
>>82800642
STOP IT YOU FUCKING DRUMPKINS
>>82801332
DONALD BUMP
>>82801332
>redditspacing
>>82801332
THIS IS YOLK'S AMERICA
Well, well, Gruncy. You think you've won, haven't you? I'm honestly impressed. TWO scoops? TWO of them, while the rest of us only get one? Bravo, Grangle. Bravo.
HOWEVER
You DO realize that you're going to be impeached,
don't you, Dongus? It's only a matter of ti-
>Audience starts clapping
Wait, what are you doing?
>clapping grows louder
No.... T-This can't be happeni-
>Ladies and Gentlemen of America, I have an announcement.
NO.... I-IT CAN'T BE... H-HE CAN'T....!
>I, Donald J. Trump, am currently in possesion of eight, count 'em, EIGHT scoops.
NOOOOOOOOOO! OH GOD... OH GOD, WHY? DRIMPY... DRIMPY DUNGUS.... I-IMPEACH! IMPIIIIIIIIIEEEEAAAAAAAAYYAAAAARRRRGHHHHCAN'TBEHAPPENINGTOME.... EIGHT SCOOPS... EIGHT SCHOOOOOOPS! SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS! DRUUUUUUUUNGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS
WE
>>82800909
lmao
>>82801437
Tyrone? Lol
>>82801848
shit
>>82801848
It used to be an Irish name, I think
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