ITT: We shittily/vaguely describe a film's plot

>>82794215
A midget goes for a long walk.

>>82794251
Hobbit

Sperglord start's a men's group

>>82794266
Good work.

>>82794288
Fellowship of the Ring

A snail dream turns a man insane

Quad amputee kills a company executive

>>82794434
robocop

>catched

>>82794850
Rush Hour?

Lesbo failure can't even succeed in her dreams

Guy joins a club, it seems cool for a while, but then it turns out to be lame.

old guy is sad because people kill each other over money and drugs

>>82794900
Juno

>>82794962
Captain America: Civil War

>>82794982
NCFOM

>>82795010
kek, but no

he drives

>>82795045
fits the description, but not what I had in mind

>>82795086
Drive

>>82795086
IT'S NOT A CAAAAR

Guy installs cable

>>82795086
Baby Driver

There's a bunch of sad people yelling at each other in California, and then there's a storm or something

a bunch of depressed drunk slavs dances around until a presumed dead jesus figure blows them all up offscreen

>>82794962
Fight Club?

>>82795138
Take Shelter?

Dick buys a camera and manipulates a Pajeet

1. guy thinks his wife is cheating on him
2. guy kills his wife, I think
3. ????
4. guy kills his wife's lover, but maybe in the past though
5. ????

>>82795138
The Mist

>>82795138
Magnolia

>>82795158
Werckmeister Harmoniak

>>82795168
>>82795175
nope

>>82795138

Magnolia?

>>82794962
American History X

>>82794900
Mulholland Dr. of course,

>>82794360
Matrix

>>82794900
Mulholland
>>82794288
Fag club
>>82795125
Back Door Sluts 9

>>82795197
>>82795222
yes

>>82795125
T-t-the c-cable guy?

the most alpha cuck of all time makes his retarded wife get fucked to death

Brain damaged serial killer on a quest for revenge

>>82795227
>>82795242
yes to Mulholland

>>82795223
no, but that works too. Additional hint: Manlet ruins it for everyone

>>82795313
Batman vs Superman

Government operative tries to get the answers he needs but isn't the smartest man in the room.
>>82795313
Memento

retard guy likes a girl, eh goes to war and has a good time

>>82795393
Forrest Gump

>>82795393
my diary desu

A retard gets lucky but also cucked

>>82795393
Like a box of chocolates

>>82795417
my life, if i were to ever get lucky

An autistic loner shoots up an apartment

>>82795391
yep.


Everyone runs from an STI

>>82795481
It Follows?

fast faggots

>>82795481
It Follows?

>>82795451
Fargo, Season 1

guy tries to get on his flight but his friends can't go with him

An average guy's wife gets BLACKED and is secretly an angel

A couple guys go looking for their missing friend, after a beach party goes horribly wrong

>>82794900
Mullholland dr

A man has had his fill with unexpected airborne animals

>>82795187
Lost highway

Creepy pedo hunts down a college twink

>>82794982
No Country for Old Men?

>>82795583
Hangover?

>>82795311
I want to know the answer to this one

>>82795658
Jesus christ, dude

>>82795583

L'avventura

>>82795651
yes
>>82795658
nope

>>82795637
Snakes on a plane

>>82795504
>>82795507
Yep

A book makes a depressing family go insane.

>>82795688
Fits the description better, but that's not it either

>>82795719
The VVitch

Midget fucks everything up for a business man.

Last time I wrote that somebody solved it in less than 5 minutes if I remember right.

A fat and grouchy loner wins the girl over from Chad in the end

A guy has sex with his sister and then kills his incest son

>>82795762
Lord of the Rings. Or maybe Envy, Ben Stiller is a pretty short guy

The big guy was a cuck.

>>82795762
Elf

>>82795752
Nope

Two fat idiots perform an exorcism with a tooth.

>>82794215
vantage point

>>82795185
nightcrawler ofc

>>82795833
yessir

a dude consumes weed and laughs his ass off

>>82795824
POD!

>>82795807
Nope
>>82795812
Never watched that movie.

The movie I mean is very popular.

>>82795861
DUDE

>>82795762
In Bruges

>>82795719
babadook?

Bane?

>>82795895
Correct.

Captain America: The First Avenger... but the lead role is played by a woman (at least they say that's what it is...)

>>82795762
The Boss Baby

>>82795862

Correct

>>82795950
>>82795893
nope.
Hint: Midget cucks business man.

>>82795762
Iron Man

>>82794850
Groundhog day

a cheeky brat meet the president

>>82796010
Home alone 2

Everyone in LA is racist.

>>82796108
Crash

>>82794215

a guy who is sad he lost his mom freaks out and starts thinking he's a spooky ghost or something. meets some quite dude with the perfect life. Plot twist, perfect guy is actually not so perfect, lost his dad too, and his mom? well she was also named m something,
whoa, crazy right?[spoilers] anyway, at the end they become buddies but the perfect guy gets cancer and dies. 10/10.

>>82796131
Either the descriptions in this thread are too easy or too vague it's difficult to find a proper middle ground.

In Steven Spielberg's massive blockbuster, paleontologists Alan Grant (Sam Neill) and Ellie Sattler (Laura Dern) and mathematician Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) are among a select group chosen to tour an island theme park populated by dinosaurs created from prehistoric DNA. While the park's mastermind, billionaire John Hammond (Richard Attenborough), assures everyone that the facility is safe, they find out otherwise when various ferocious predators break free and go on the hunt.

Trump hater plays crazy frog.

>>82796205
La Dolce Vita

>>82795762
Trapped in the closet

>>82796225
Jaws

>>82795986
>>82796246

Nope.

Mailman reeeee lmao.

A trust fund baby travels the world and gets into martial arts

Guy has a bad day and yells at a service station attendant.

this guy has an annoying as shit family. one day when he is out driving he has a psychotic episode in his old truck, sees lights and shit. starts freaking out and wont stop talking about some stupid state park everyone already knows about but he keeps pretending he can't understand. ditches his wish and kids to go there and hang out with other tards like him. turns out a bunch of other tards everyone thought were ded are actually alive, and they like the sounds of 80's casio keyboards too. the end.

A really boring 1984 that's praised for some reason.

>>82796293
Spiderman.

>>82795086
Cars 2

Twin doctors have sex with a woman and everything goes wrong

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>possibly retarded man adopts a dog, fucks an english qt, and works for a fat guy that betrays him

Guy mistakes a tiny serial killer for his daughter

The most unrealistic depiction of Paris.

>>82796305
Close Encounters of the Third Kind?

>>82796293

batperson

>>82796314
The Hunger Games

>>82796372
Nope

>>82796366

yeah

>>82796314
Equilibrium?

Some Chad slaps around a slut and millions pay to see it

>>82796404
Nope

>>82796427
Untracable?

>>82795898
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

>>82795762
>>82796424

Here is a hint:

>>82795965

>>82796334
Don't Look Now
>>82795773
The Invention of Lying

>>82796314
Fahrenheit 451?

two bored men meet. neither likes their wives and each one decided that the other would be a better wife, so they go their own way but the femanazis end up killing one of them and the other has to hear about it from his shitty wife. Life is hard for men.

A bunch of nerds in the snow kill eachother all because of Norway

>>82796492
Nope

Hint: It's supposed to be funny and it's made by people who usually make funny movies.

>>82796489
>Don't Look Now
Correct, probably too easy

>>82796225
schindler's list?

3 fertile and ready bitches get sent in ice through space and joey tries to bang them all. also sirius black is there.

>>82796506
The Thing

>>82796326
the drop?

>>82795311
Breaking the waves?

A diverse group of LGBT-friendly feminists and minorities defeat the white men

Jim Carrey being tolerable

>>82796589
Correct

Women can't understand it.

Ass to ass

>>82796604
Ghostbusters (2016)

>>82796613
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?

>>82796626
Der Untergang.

>>82796225
>>82796547
Kek

>>82796626
Master and Commander

>>82796626
Conan the Barbarian

Nurse, I'm CIA.

>>82796626
A Guy Thing

>>82796225
Jurassic Park

This shit is too easy

>>82796314
Brazil?

Not a female actress in the entire film

>>82796645
Bingo

>>82796700
Finally someone got it

A fast food girl has to get naked

Former hygiene product salesman is elected to office

>>82796628
Requiem for a dream

Reposting >>82795804

>>82796721
Yep

>>82796754
Lord Of The Flies.

>>82795451
Taxi Driver.

Homicidal furry threatens to kill several children and himself.

>>82796754
The thing

Michael Fassbender is literally intergalactic hitler

>>82795227
Wrong to Matrix

>>82796849
Das unterseeboot

>>82796849
Das Boot

An undercover detective likes tuna sandwiches

>>82796849
The Shoe

>>82795242
Fag Club is correct

>>82795654
The Graduate

>>82795242
>Back Door Sluts 9
kek

>>82796799
Nope

Alliteration-obsessed burn victim becomes libertarian edgelord.

A buff guy and his friends are all hunted by a rastafarian

>>82795393
the tale of samwise the brave

>>82795950
I will solve this in 5 minutes.

A whiny, preteen little shit in a family of assholes writes down in his journal about how much of a victim he is in the circumstances he put himself in

Anthony fantano lookalike lives under a zoo

Bald guy writes letters to his local newspaper

>>82796935

Darkman

>>82796961
Diary of Anne Frank?

>>82796604
justice league

>>82795762
The solution is: Casino

>>82796293
The Karate Kid (2010)

Kid with daddy issues joins the military and probably wants to fuck his sister

>>82797015
No, Darkman was apolitical and didn't alliterate his sentences.

Retard rolled 10 luck and still gets taken advantage of by a literal whore in the end.

>>82797017
Getting warmer

>>82797071
Fuck, that's a good one

>>82794360
Apocalypse Now

Guy does a shot glass of snake blood

Two friends have misadventures involving a midget in a fuckin fairytale town

>>82796834
Alien:InCoherent

>>82797152
In Bruges

>>82797099
Space Jam

Family gets killed over some eggs

>>82797099
Gump

The plot is kicked off by a plane crash with no survivors

>>82797198
Yup.

>>82797194
Alien?

Danish Jesus gets clubbed to death for your sins.

>>82797194
Funny Games

>>82797182
Yep

Everybody hates themselves until the MC saves (?) the world by loving himself, but everybody still probably hates themselves

>>82795417
forrest gump

>>82796983
Split
>>82797094
Star Wars

>>82797263
Yes

2 gay lovers try to smelt some old jewelry

The plan? Crashing this plane, with many survivors

>>82797405
Sully
>>82797366
Star wars is correct

Character doesn't bring his friends.

>>82797366
>Split
Correct

>>82796754
Shawshank Redemption

Wigger is a loser who chokes, gets cucked and beat up, at the end his overall station in life hasn't improved but at least he doesn't choke again

>>82797602
There is at least one female actress in that movie (the wife). I can't remember any others.

>>82797650
Wasn't on film, only her voice IIRC

If voice counted then the prison speaker announcements are a bigger presence

>>82796350
Before Sunrise.
Or Ratatouille.
Or La Haine.

>>82796350
midnight in paris?

It turns out the fashion modeling industry is superficial and competitive. Who knew?

>>82796350
Brazil

>>82797638
8mile

>>82797817
neon demon

>>82797817
The Devil wears Prada

>>82797707
>>82797769
>>82797818

clue : gnome

>>82796935
V4v

A heartwarming tale about a serial rapist and cannibal.

>>82796506
Ded Sno or whatever the fuck its called

Some guy looks for decor to bring his room together

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>>82797931

>>82797817
101 dalmatians

>>82795809
TDKR

Black girl gets pregnant.

>>82798063
Alien:resurrection.

>>82796769
I feel like this should be answered, considering it took me 10 seconds of my life to come up with it

>>82798104
Nope, it's the whole plot

>>82795571
Hancock?

>>82798111
>>82796769
Fine, Compliance

>>82798131
Precious I was making a funny

>>82796613
Truman show?

Salesmen conspire with one another in an effort to keep their jobs

Ancien gods like movie cliches.

>>82798213
Wolf of Wallstreet?

>>82798169
Thanks, you made a man feel complete today

>>82797287
End of Evangelion?

>>82798221
Honestly, there's a bunch. Clash of the titans remake? That shitty Egypt movie from last year?

>>82798192
What no gross, you watched that?

Hint: Drama, Sci-Fi, Thriller

>>82795125
Logjammin'

>>82798304
I just read the plot summary on Wikipedia

>>82798221
>>82798290

That's not based on any existent mythology

>>82798063
>not "niggers gonna nig"

precious?

>>82798221
cabin in the woods, easy

>>82798256
Nope

>>82796626
Zulu (1964)

>>82798373
correct

A comedy about yellow people.

>>82798063
>>82798371
Time's up, the answer was Children of Men

Wacko guy starts world war III

>>82796427

50 shades?

>>82797602
It was 12 Angry Men

>>82798480
dr. strangelove

Hannibal Lecter gets accused of being a diddler

Some gangster quotes bible and becomes immortal

A man travels with a cat

>>82797895
ding ding ding

The shrek 2 of animated films.

you wanted to see a horror movie and went to see this, you wasted you money, the toddler level title should have told you it was shit.

>>82798551
inside llewyn davis

>>82798600
Any paranormal movie

2 hours of a guy bleeding because he was a hippie

>>82798623
Philadelphia

>>82798600
the bye bye man

>>82798530
yes

good guy gets too deep in the shit, and he gets some new tattoos

>>82796304
Falling Down

I wanna fuck all the fish in this movie.

>>82798751
yep

>>82795086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-r29uafA7c

A certain type of reptiles board an aircraft

How alt-right sees London

>>82798833
Jurassic park 3

>>82796961
Into the Wild or Diary of a Wimpy Kid
>>82798532
The Hunt
>>82798837
London Has Fallen

A man found his dead wife in space

>>82798611
Yes
>>82798761
Shark tale

Radio star is distress.

>>82798994
>Shark tale
Oh yeah.

>>82798994
solaris

>>82798761
A Fish Called Wanda

Some slut kidnaps herself

>>82794215
>CAN'T WAKE UP

>>82799092
The big Lebowski

>>82799092
Gone Girl

AHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>M-MUH
>MUH!

>>82798436
The Simpsons

A boy destroys Japan with his smell

>>82799055
Yeah

>>82798436
Gung Ho

An old man thinks they will break in the center.

>>82799294
No
>>82799329
Closer

A man goes on a road trip with his step-daughter.

>>82799178
correct

>>82799367

Closer doesn't have any yellow people you fuck.

>>82795086
Nightcrawler

>>82799451
No anon. I meant your answer was closer.

>>82799388
Lolita

A group of astronauts fail to follow procedure and die as a result.

>>82799520
Correct

>>82799531
Alien?

>>82799531
2001

>>82799577
correct

The Simpsons but feature length

Treehugger flies through space.

3 guys whose American dream was bigger than yours so they took a swing at it

>>82798953
>Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Correct

>>82799673
South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut

Dude steals children and hopes to live longer

>>82798661
yeah

>>82799986
The City of Lost Children

Adults are fucking retarded lmao

Beavis and Butthead Do America

>>82800049
Yep.
I guess it was too easy

Try this
Space Crew find lost spaceship. Insane space nigger

>>82800106
The Kings of Summer

>>82800178
Alien

>>82799723

Three Kings

Dead dude not really dead, but dead, but not dead

>>82800215
nope

>>82800245

Lexx

Bunch of boring actors move scene to boring scene talking about boring things, and nothing exciting ever happens. It also won an Oscar.

>>82800228
Nope

>>82800245
the crow

>>82800277
Nope

Hint Dead dude is pretty useful

>>82800178
Event Horizon

>>82800345

swiss army man

>>82800299
Synecdoche New York

Amazing movie

Also>>82800320
nope

>>82800235
No but one of the same 3 actors

>>82800346
Yes baby!

>>82800365
Correct

>>82799686
It was The Founain

A gambling old man lies to his daughter about her age.

>>82800500
Imaginarium of Dr P

Man with shades mindfucks a shrink.

>>82800669
K-Pax

>>82800800

yep

>>82800576
Correct

Aliens with down syndrome try to invade earth and fail miserably for the most retarded of reasons.

>>82801039

independence day

>>82801101
No not that one (or the second one)

>>82801199
that movie with the tripods and tom cruise or something?

>>82801234
yeah that one

>>82799723
This was Pain and Gain, I just wrote what it says on the dvd cover

>>82801234
>>82801243
>01234
>01243
what the fuck

>>82801243
what was that movie called?

>>82797115
Yup

>>82794215
Kurt Russell burns shit

>>82801342
war of the worlds