HMMM?

Agreed, same goes for Star Wars

I've given up on self-respect years ago.

>>82793389
I'm glad I don't respect myself. Life as a self respecting adult would be boring and depressing.

>>82793389
Correct

no self respecting adult would be browsing this site either so i don't see the purpose in this thread

Could not be more true

Are you disagreeing with this?

>>82793389
Agreed

>>82793389
I respect myself and i watch all MCU kinos. Blow me.

I'm all for "do whatever you want" but I'm slowly starting to hate all those modern """""nerds"""" and their obsession with superhero shit.

>>82793530
Me on the left

It's a good thing no one in America is a self-respecting adult.

>>82793389
So basically all of America?

Optimism for the future and confidence in our civilization are extremely low and many don't see it worth saving so why not just dress up in a superhero costume and jerk off to furry cuckold porn? Fuck being self respecting.

>>82793389

no self-respecting adult should watch grown men play children's games on tv every weekend and monday night.

muh teams ball made it to the other side of the space and the other team couldn't stop it! hee hee, i am truly a member of my team, they are nothing without me. rah rah, go my local sports team. woo hoo we did it, yea team!

>>82793530
Me in the middle.

>STOP IT! STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE
Is this what millenials worry about instead of getting jobs?

>>82793389
>Adult
The writer of that article is most likely under the age of 25.

>>82793389
He's not wrong.

>>82793389
yep. it's sad how this is a film board and people will still get triggered by this.

>>82793455
this2bquitehonest

>>82793389
I wish I could just insult strangers for clicks when my journalistic integrity utter fails and run out of ideas for articles.

>>82793389
He's right. Adults who do this deserve to get the shit beat out of them by real men

Kek I'll watch whatever the fuck I feel like.
This board needs an enema.

>>82793389
He's right. Millennials who obsess about nerd culture and this capeshit garbage are killing society.

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I sold my entire collection of 250+ comics and about 10 thick paper back arcs for 30 bucks last week

I can't stand that shit anymore and I don't want to be associated with it.

Kept all my Punisher MAX comics though

>I bought adderall and a pack of cigarettes with the money

>>82794123
You sure showed...whomever.

Yeah dude disliking a particular genre makes me feel mature too.

>>82793828
That's what everyone does when the going gets rough

>>82793389
>No Self-respecting adult should do [thing]
Well I was real confident about me being able to choose what I do with my shitty life but now that some random chuckle fuck has told me that I'm living my life incorrectly I'll go and live their correct way. Thanks dipshit.

No self respecting women should be obsessed with social media or phones and call themselves nerds despite not caring about geek chic fantasy shit before it was popular.

>>82793838
Sports feature human beings at their physical and mental peak. The men participating in them right now are the strongest human beings to ever walk the Earth and it really is awe inspiring to watch them compete.
Please don't compare that to capeshit garbage starring talentless homosexual kikes.

>>82794123

i hope you didnt sell any dredd stuff

A self-respecting adult doesn't care what others think about themselves.
Though comics and superhero movies are brainless entertainment, if you suppress your happiness to appear more "adult", that is when you've lost all self-respect.

>>82793838
spoken like a true bitter and self hating nerd

No self respecting adult should fap to porn, play video games, drink pleb tier alcohol like beer, eat junk food, smoke cigarettes, watch sports ball, or even know what anime is

I wish reddit would say air is cool so half this board would stop breathing already.

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>>82793389
It blows my mind how he went from normies laughing at mere notion of capeshit to normies osessing over it.

When I talk with bros at my work talking about GotG I feel like in bizzaro world.

>>82793440
Instead I'm just bored and depressed.

>>82794189
> the men
Niggers

The only sports you should be watching are hockey, balet and synchronized swimming

>>82794191
I didn't have much Dredd, but I sold whatever what was in my big comic book bin.

Kept a few Marshal Law comics since they're obscure and weird

>>82793693
whatever you say, paki

>>82794304
Oh so you're a fucking hypocrite. Thanks for clearing that up.
>I can't stand that shit anymore I'm a big boy now
>Except for this stuff though

>>82793412
star wars is amazing

>>82794189

>mental peak

fuck off. all those chads and niggers have average IQs less than 90.

>physical...peak

do you jack off to horse races, or dogs running through an obstacle course as well? muh strength, muh endurance.

do you realize how far ahead we'd be right now if the average male didn't watch other males grunt and chuck 20 hours a week?

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>>82794123
>Kept all my Punisher MAX comics though
Good.

>>82793412
FPBP

Lol how much of a lonely socially inept loser do you have to be to get on some faggy soapbox about how you don't like superhero movies?
Don't like it don't fucking watch it-
OH WAIT

>>82793389
/tv/ is not a self respecting adult

>>82794404
It's a kids movie. If you're a fan of star wars you're no different than someone who watches MLP

>>82794431
>tfw to smart too watch sport
you must truly be an enlightened gentleman

And yet this entire thread will somehow end up seeing Justice League
Really REALLY makes you think.

>>82794144
>*whomstsoever

>>82794497

I haven't seen any Capeshit since Iron Man or Watchmen came out, doubt I will.

>>82794431
I don't want them much but hating sports is the ultimate sign of a pseud

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>>82794285
Oh man what could have possibly happened

>>82794245

muh sports rock! tee hee, you nerd, you don't like retards throw ball, hee hee. you don't like alcoholic cringefaggots yelling about absolutely pointless shit. you don't like living through a chad's eyes because your life as a sports spectator is absolutely worthless and pointless and dark and the only way you can feel good about your self is to pretend some niggers and chads are your best buds and that those niggers and chads truly represent your community spirit when they don't even live in your fucking town.

the sports stars you admire would absolutely never ever want to be your friend, and would get away from you as soon as possible if they ever met you while you two were alone.

>>82794123
I guess most comic collectors at some point are urged by their gfs/fiances to sell their collection to buy some "adult" things like a car or whatever. Can't blame them. Thank God for cbr

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>>82793389
Correct, bitch

>>82794609
>being this angry
did the chads in school bully because of your nerd comics as they went out to play ball and drink beer? poor you

>>82793389
What about Warhammer?

>>82793838
>actually sports are baby shit too, it's just a game!
t. bitter nerd

>>82794588
you know who else likes to watch idiots throw balls around and play catch?

dogs.

you are literally as smart as a fucking dog, if you think sports are some amazing thing to be cherished.

Back then there were blockbusters like Terminator 2, Titanic, Matrix etc.

Now we have capeshit and Fast and Furious (which is capeshit in disguise).

>>82794708
Didn't 40k start as a hobby for rich British kids?

>>82793389
>attacking comic book movies from the angle of being a grown-up wage cuck
>not attacking them because they're fucking shite

>>82793389
No self-respecting adult should do things to appear self-respecting.

>>82793389
Never watched any after the dark knight rises

>>82793514
That's because they're not doing what they want, they're doing what Disney tells them they're supposed to want.

>>82793389
>tfw youre about 10 years ahead of the curve

Feels old man

>>82794673
>>82794726

MUH NERDS!!! MUH STRAWMAN!!! such a brilliant comeback, you know exactly who I am.

>>82793389
True
>>82793455
This

>>82793838
Are you a woman? I've never seen such a terrible interpretation of the appeal of sports.

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>>82794274
>he thinks we don't like superhero movies because reddit likes them

just nuke the board, plebs and children have taken over

>>82793389
>No self-respecting adult should let anyone else tell them what to enjoy.

FTFY

>>82794802
I don't really see how you can claim intellectual superiority to "strawmen arguments" when you have spent half this thread characterizing sports fans and players alike as alcoholics and manchildren in the same exact vein

>>82793455
to bait (you)
and /co/,/v/manchildren

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>>82793389
>4chan
>self-respecting adult
???

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>>82793389
I kinda agree with this. I worked with this one guy who is in his thirties and he watched EVERY marvel property in production (all the movies and all the shows). I mean if they made a movie about Stingray (I googled the most obscure marvel character and this is the first that came up) he would be first in line to see it.

i dont buy comics
i pirate movies and skip 90% of them

>>82794847
if you enjoy capeshit just leave /tv/. No point in discussing films, you'll just watch anything.

>>82793455
That's fair

>>82794910
he looks cool desu

>>82794910
Hate to break it to you, but he's your equal if he works with you.

>>82793455
don't try to change the subject /v/edditor. Forget self-respecting, try 3 digit iq person, something that nobody who likes capeshit is.

>>82793389
>complains about autistic manchildren reading and watching capeshit
>scrolls /tv/
Really activates the almonds

>>82793389

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>>82794917
>Imagine being this dumb to think an image board that projects pedophilia is place to talk about films

>>82793429
The only correct answer.

>>82794969
just because you ignore all the threads where actual movies are being discussed doesn't mean /tv/ is only for redditors like you :/

>>82793389
It's true, that's why I watch anime.

>>82794910

>I kinda agree with this. I worked with this one guy who is in his thirties and he watched EVERY basketball, football, and baseball game from our local teams. I mean if they started broadcasting the local soccer and hockey team games, he'd watch them all too.

>>82794944
Not really. He was way older than most of us and no one hanged out with him.

>>82795005
I hate capeshit threads and very rarely post on them, I come here for film discussion. BUT, using the internet, spending that much time on some obscure board? It's as pathetic as watching capeshit. No self-respecting adult should be using 4chan, and you know it.

>>82793389
Agreed. It does not surprise me at all that the audience for this shit is white men. Hopefully the plan is to use movies as an excuse to round them up and exterminate them.

>>82793514
there`s not problem watching them, what is fucked up is thinking them as a high form or art and not cheap entertainment

>>82795066
Also this accounts for any social media site. If you use Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Reddit, etc, you're a manchild.

And I say this as one who is honest about his manchild status

>>82795059
I don't think anyone is going to disagree that this is equally bad, anon.

Life's too short to care about what some faggot four-eyes thinks of you based on what movie you watch.

>>82795123
and yet here you are, being triggered

>>82795059
Sport is real though. I played sports and most of my friends played sports and one of the guys we hung out with is an NBA player. I don't know anyone who is a superhero or knows Clark Kent.

>>82794630

I wish I could find someone to buy my hardcovers and tpb's.

>>82795123
These losers have no actual problems so dwell on this shit 24/7.

>>82794285
This. Just a decade ago you were seen as a man child for speaking about comic book characters and now normies are out in the open talking about the next capeshit, posting on social media. Damn nigga I thought comics were cool when I was in high school these man children need to grow the fuck up

>>82795144
Whatever

Reminder that no one outside this board gives a shit what media you consume, and cultivating an image with them in mind is the purest of autism.

>>82795105
Wow I guess Trump is a machild then.

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who /stillwatchchildcartoonsintheir30s/ here

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>>82793389
Wow another article by a literal who telling me what i can and can't do and what i should and shouldn't like.

>>82795146

>Sport is real though.

How the fuck does sports affect the real world in any measurable way compared to a good album, or kino, or tv show?

answer - neither. sport affects jack shit in your life and capekino does the same. literally nothing. your life doesn't become better becuase your team won, or you saw a good capekino movie, you don't get a fucking raise and the girl of your dreams doesn't lust after you. nothing happens.

>>82793389
Well, of course. Have you seen pictures of people who post on /tv/?

>>82795312
Actually if my college wins the playoffs they will get a lot of money from sponsors and weird billionaires who spend money on stadiums

>>82794752
>rich kids
>ever playing nerd boardgames instead of enjoying refined 1%'s hobbies like cricket, horceracing, golf, sailing, etc
40keks

>>82795312
You were bullied in school,right?

>>82794950
Settle down, triggered Tina.

>>82793389
No shit.

Where do real adults stand on 'reality tv'?

Not gonna lie, I can geek out over stuff sometimes. When I find someone else who likes my interests, it's pretty exciting. I don't think there's anything wrong with enjoying your hobbies (anime, video games, scifi, whatever). But even I get annoyed by people who take it to the extreme, and make it not fun for others.

"Here's a list of 100 reasons why my favorite character XYZ is better than everyone ever."

"XYZ show is so much better than ABC show, you're just dumb."

"How could you not have played XYZ game?? And you call yourself a gamer!!"

Conversing is okay. Enjoying the media is okay. Being obnoxious is not okay.

>>82795570
it's shit and lazy because the producers don't have to pay for writers

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>>82793389
>column actually called 'le thinkgen man'
Wew

>>82795495
stop watching movies for 12 year olds, manchild.

don't let these roastie whores make you feel bad for liking things

>>82795312
>good tv show
whoops

Can someone explain to me the fascination with superheroes fighting one another? Is it just an interesting plot with its roots in the comic’s series?

>>82795622

yea, but that's acceptable for a real adult to watch? I need to get my tv shows in order to become a real boy

>>82794708
My Space Marine figurines get any girls panty soaking bruv, nothing more self respecting than fucking a hoe bareback while citing the Codex Imperialis

>>82795153
What do you have?

>>82795645
But I borrowed them from your flashdrive.

>>82795276
He literally is

>>82794917
DAMN /TV/ POSTERS, THEY RUINED /TV/!

>>82795868
No. real adults look for shows with at least a modicum of quality, shows that engage, entertain, and this is going to sound like a meme but, make ou think

>>82794822

It's how I feel as well. You're not part of the team, you didn't train with them, the fuckers probably don't even hail from the city they 'represent', sometimes they ain't even from the same country.

It's just an insane fandom I don't understand. The people betting on it have a better reason to care, but they're a whole other issue to me.

>>82796053
He's also President of the United States. If being a manchild gets me that, sign me up.

>>82796151
Dont let your memes be dreams anon, i believe in you

>>82795622
>believing 'reality tv' isn't scripted
Real adults don't believe in Santa

>>82796102
Because it's not about the viewer feeling like they are winning or part of the team, it's a celebration of the culmination of years of hard work and mastering a craft. Not dissimilar to watching a good film, for example. Unless you don't enjoy films either because you didn't make them?

>>82793828

Opinions don't matter, only money does. You know this.

It's trendy, nothing you can do about it, wait another 5 years, you'll never see another super hero movie (except batman... he's basically Bond)

>>82796219

Not in anyway the way I would expect the average viewer to describe why they are cheering a team on, certainly not how I would.

>>82794123
"Since then, i browse 4chan.I feel better about myself.I'm counter-culture and cool

>>82793455
Dubs confirm.

>>82793838
This only applies to friend simulators like lets players.

>>82794594
"muh sekrit club is not secret anymore"

>>82794910
Looks like a Canadian superhero.

I don't live my life based on what article bylines tell me t b h

I like superhero movies and I like fisting porn and I'm not going to be told what to do by some literal words written down

>>82796541
there is no problem with that. The problem comes later when you start getting mad /tv/ (deservedly) calls you and anyone who watches capeshit a pleb.

>>82796541
Ye but you dont tell other people that you like fisting porn do you?

>>82796813

I have it printed on a graphic tee

>>82796099
>GOT

>>82796979
>graphic tee
Wew get a load of that Manchildren

>>82793389
Whoever said anything about respect?

>wah wah wah age should determine what you like! Start getting old and start watching English period dramas!

I love judgmental faggots who hate super hero movies. It just makes my enjoyment of them all the more sweet.

I love knowing that while the latest cape film makes a billion dollars, the pretentious art house crap that they love fails to find an audience.

i'm convinced that every single capeshit poster on /tv/ is an elaborate troll

>>82795200
>>82794285
Years ago everyone kept it to themselves.

>>82797267
>stop liking things I don't like! People can't possibly like things I don't like!!!

Cry more you sad little cunt.

>>82794472
unitonically this

what the fuck happened to this board? it seemed so sudden that we now have masses of subhuman pleb capeshit enthusiasts

>>82794285
But that literally never happened you brain dead millenial faggot. Cape films have always been huge. Chads loved the Keaton Batman. Of course that was before a faggot like you was born so you wouldn't know

>>82794472
>>82797302
they have literally nothing in common
kys

Can you imagine how horrible and joyless life would be if everyone acted like an "adult" and only watched serious films? Terrible

>>82793412
Fpbp

>>82797316
>waaaaaaaaaaaaah people like things! Baby don't like! Mommy make them stop liking things!! Waaaahh!!!

>>82795815

the fascination is that people fighitng each other is fun to watch. I mean superhero films are just the latest kind of "people having physical altercations" film. We've seen cowboys shoot at each other, soldiers shooting at each other, cops shooting at criminals, martial artists punching each other, we've seen knights come at each other with swords, wizards casting spells on each other, and now we're seeing superheroes using their superpowers on each other.

Only reason we're just now seeing these kinds of films being made is because before the CGI, superhero special effects were only realy possibly in comics and cartoons.

>>82797384
No, but they're both enjoyed by the exact same breed of infantile manchild who are too scared of adulthood to leave their movies 8 years olds behind

i look at people who watch comic book movies as beneath me, personally

at the very least it's a useful indicator that the individual does not have much depth of thought or character

Super Hero Films:
>Beloved by billions
>Make huge profit
>Will be around forever
>Loved by normal healthy happy people

Shit films you like
>Literally no one cares
>Watched by no one
>Liked by old creeps, weirdo shut ins, and people with severe personality disorders

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>>82794728

>>82793455
I'm a science kid who just got his first paper published. I also shit post a lot.

Connection?

>>82797517
I look at you as a person who is beneath me. Your writing style clearly indicates a lower level of intelligence. Your insistent need to criticize the tastes of strangers also proves that you have a severe personality disorder, a massive insecurity complex, and probably also suffer from autism. You probably should have been euthanized at birth for the betterment of society.

>>82797547
>wah wah wah muh redddit boogeyman!!! Mommy make them go back to reddddddit!!!

So triggered

>>82797316
and they are trying their best to show us how not mad and how happy their are (:^)...), enjoying their children's films, while the rest of us are mean contrarians who hate fun!!! /v/ was a mistake

>>82793838
>that sense of comraderie cheering for your team in a sea of colors
>the competition
>the chants
>the songs
>the beer
>the women

It's like a slightly gayer version of nationalism.

>>82797428
>linking things
>>>/r/eddit is that way you opinion hippie

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>being told what is manly by some guy writing clickbait articles for a website

>>82797856
>can only fall back on the "muh Reddit argument"

Damn you got BTFO hard. You and your shit topic. How embarrassing

>>82797885
thats not an argument, its a advice

>>82794431
Picked last for teams back in school?

I love the fact that hacks and known super hero haters like Cronenberg and Friedkin can't even get a movie made and get the recent hero films are making billions.

Their latest efforts can't even draw an audience. They produce one bomb after another and the only thing they can blame for their abject and pathetic failure is hero films.

please remember to clean your rooms and sort yourselves out you fucking manchildren.

>>82797958
>He's still crying

Dry those bitter tears

>>82793389

is that an alt-right site, op? if it's a sjw site then they have a lot in common with some people on the right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTdgHsifK38

>English faggot Simon Pegg goes on a rant taking about how much he hates nerd culture.

>Suddenly he can't find any work.

>Is forced to take jobs in Star Trek, Star Wars, and a cape project

LEL

>>82793389
Superhero movies are the only way my dad and I can relate.

Not even super into it, just casually.

>>82794910
>the first one to come up is the most obscure
dumbass

>>82793389

>caring about self-respect

we need less self-respect in society desu

>>82798127
That's a good thing. Enjoy your time together. Someday your dad will be gone and you will miss him.

>>82798045
Downvoted, no more karma for you today sweetie

>>82793412
Depends on how you enjoy them.
Most comic movies suck. Same goes for the new SW movies.
But I value the the production and effort put into the old SW films.

>>82793389

>adults
>self respecting

In this modern era? No. The jews made sure of that. No one respects themselves anymore.

Let's face it. The only people who don't like super hero films are uppity self righteous joyless twats. These people are always miserable and angry. They always have an opinion about something they hate. In fact all they talk about is stuff they hate. They live such miserable worthless lives. Their opinions should automatically be ignored.

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>>82798195
I see you're familiar with Reddit. You should go back there asap.

God damn! I have never seen a topic and the op get REKT so hard! KEK!

>>82793412
Original Star wars is just the hero's journey in space.

>>82798306
i see, we went full circle now
>>82797885
blessed be the joy of shitposting

>>82798423
Massively triggered. Autism in full effect.

Bump.

Op tried so hard and failed so miserably. Everyone needs to see this.

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>>82798183
..fuck me too

>>82798501
Kek, im just fucking with you a little

>>82798678
Massively triggered. Damage control mode now. Autism related insecurity setting in.

Poor kid. How sad.

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>>82793389
>adults shouldn't do this because i said so
you shouldn't breathe because i said so. what are you going to do about it?

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>>82798714
Ayyy

>>82793389
>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."
- Simon Pegg

>"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times? I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"
- Alec Guinness

>"I don't think they are making [comic book movies] an elevated art form, I think it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape.. It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core. "
- David Cronenberg

>"I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me."
- William Friedkin

>“They have been poison, this cultural genocide, Because the audience is so overexposed to plot and explosions and shit that doesn’t mean nothing about the experience of being human.”
- Alejandro Iñárritu

>"Superman makes me vomit, Batman and all of that. That whole empire... this religion... It is so important that superheroes suffer... I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States."
- Alejandro Jodorowsky

>"To my mind, this embracing of what were unambiguously children's characters at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence"
- Alan Moore

>"The movies are for children but they don't want to admit that... There is a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like The Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
- George Lucas

>no respecting adult should enjoy this particular fictional content because I said so. However, the other fictional content is fine.
What did he mean by this?

>>82795949
Did you really do that or are you blustering?

>>82794404
*was

>>82798970
Well, i build a Diorama of it, so its kinda real

>>82798881
>Simon Pegg
"He graduated from the University of Bristol in 1991 with a BA in Theatre, Film, and Television, titling his undergraduate thesis "A Marxist overview of popular 1970s cinema and hegemonic discourses""
>Alec Guinness
"Guinness himself believed that his father was a Scottish banker, Andrew Geddes (1861–1928), who paid for Guinness's public school education at Fettes College."
Geddes is a Jewish name
>David Cronenberg
Baby Boomer Jew
>William Friedkin
Baby Boomer Jew
>Alejandro Iñárritu
"Crossing the Atlantic Ocean on a cargo ship at the ages of 16 and 18, Iñárritu worked his way across Europe and Africa."
Literal refugee illegal immigrant.

I don't think I need to go any further.

Sometimes it's easy to forget just how young most people on /tv/ are.

For a lot of people you hit your mid 20s and suddenly realise how pathetic superhero films are. Most films in general. I've loved this board for years but I don't even watch film or television anymore.

If you could see yourself through a webcam or CCTV camera, sitting there for hundreds and thousands of hours at a time, watching the same recycled crap over and over again, you'd realise just how pathetic the existence of the observer.

I cringe sometimes thinking about how many times I've watched Goodfellas or seen season five of The Simpsons. I could've been doing anything else, anything new or interesting, or not even interesting but just refreshing, instead of watching something familiar over again. Most of you guys will come to this realisation eventually.

Hollywood is not your friend and they're not here to make your life better.

imagine being so emasculated that you can't appreciate sports

>>82799441
Superhero flicks are literally jewish propaganda you dumb fuck.

>>82799618
>if you don't like sports you are emasculated
lol

>>82799562
>Watching any Movie purposely more than once
Do people actually do this?

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>>82798899
>What did he mean by this?
Beats me, senpai, but checked

>>82793389
t. pop culture manchild who doesn't know there are comics that aren't about superheroes.

>>82798003
>loving with the fact that jews get to make more money than you will ever make by releasing piles of brainwashing filth while people with vision struggle to make a foothold
You just said you support the death of art you fucking philistine

>>82799906
I cherish the death of the garbage you call art you worthless self righteous cunt

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>>82800255

>>82800273
Triggered.

Guardians of the Galaxy LTD Gross = $775 Million

Latest Cronenberg Flop Gross = -$100 Million

When will these so called "artists" actually make something people want to see?

>>82794297
>The only sports you should be watching are hockey

that's all I watch

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>>82800255
if you love destroying the aesthetic so much, go join ISIS and smash statues you pleb faggot.

>>82800273
head hot

>>82800464
>wah wah wah normal healthy people dot want to watch my art house faggotry!!

Cry some more you little bitch

>>82794189
Feel the same way about BLACKED.com

Do you people think it's just a bunch of nerds going to see these movies? Every normie I know loves Marvel. Even my seventh year old aunt went to see GOTG 2.

>>82801676
no, you dumb fucking redditard. we already know it's made for plebs

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>>82794444
Quints confirm

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>>82800450
This 2bh
also a little bit of cheeky baseball

>self-respecting

Oh, I'm fine then.

>>82801729
>everyone who likes what I don't like is a pleb! Mommy please come and change my diaper and order me a pizza!

>His view was that the second you hit puberty, you put them behind you and started reading John Updike – and you damn well stuck at it until you liked it. And you know what? He was right. The travails of Rabbit Angstrom are better than any comic.

Author is just baiting, right?
Also, Author is just shitty office clerk writing about shitty office clerk's hardships like bad boss, boring meetings or Office christmas party.

And this bland, office plankton drone, who is as fun as a pile of bricks, if preaching what should be fun for adults and what shouldn't be?

Fuck it, I am going to work with IT just specifically to force those pretentious faggots out of the industry and replace them with software.

>>82798881
I kind of agree with what these guys said

>>82798881
>>82801996
Embarrassing same faggotry. So shameful and humiliating I actually feel bad for you.

>>82801950

A boring, miserable guy stuck in a dead-in job desperately trying to feel superior to people who are happier and more success.

>>82798881

>Simon Pegg
Only has a career because of nerd culture. Tried to reject it and his career tanked. Went running back to Star Trek and Star Wars

>Alec Guiness
He actually lied about that encounter. You can read about it online. Also a bitter, miserable, closet case homosexual who took it all out on his long suffering wife.

>Cronenberg
Hasn't made a good movie in over two decades. Actually made a movie with a bug that talked from its anus. Was a big fan of William Burroughs, and admitted pedophile who liked to sodomize young boys while they hanged from the neck. Cronenberg films also feature themes of pro pedophelia. Had his daughter taken away from him.

>Friedkin
Hasn't made a good movie in decades. Literally made a movie with a graphic gay anal fisting scene

>Alejandro Iñárritu
Only successful movie was a success because it featured a comic movie actor and was basically a super hero film. Clearly didn't have an ending for his movie and it shows

>Alan Moore
A comic book writer who went insane when he started dabbling in the literally shit eating rituals of Aleistar Crowley.

>George Lucas
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

>>82799906
movies aren't art

if anything, the fact that superhero movies are so popular is proof that they are the medium of choice for the lowest common denominator

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>>82802108
wrong lmao
>>82801996
I do too but I mostly posted that pasta for the butthurt
>>82799441
>>82802251
>damage control
lmao

>inb4 it's pasta too and it makes me look like a fucking retard

>>82802345
Not an argument. BTFO.

>>82802325
You don't decide what is and what is not art. Cry more faggot.

>>82802345
Baby's first doctored screen cap.

I can't tell you how much I loved Guardians of the Galaxy 2. It filled me with a joy and wonder I have not experienced in a long time. It was the most fun time I've had at the movies in years. The audience loved it too.

>>82802251
Daaaaaaaamn! Kek!

>>82802251
Oh shit!

>OP starts shit posting topic
>Gets trolled hard
>Runs away crying

Happens every time.

>>82802363
you're the one crying, friendo

don't be so sad, just accept that your little moving pictures have the same artistic merit as the average videogame :)

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>>82802526
>Y-y-y-yer the one who is c-crying!

>>82793389
This honestly just sounds like the sort of thing someone says when they dont understand something or theyre trying to come up with petty reasons to pretend like theyre better than people.

Adult isnt a measurement of deeds but simplay a state of being. You get to 18 and youre an adult. Reading comics has nothing to do with maturity either, although Im sure some triggered normalfag will say otherwise.

>>82802501
Cause he got his shit kicked in.

I hope this sentiment takes hold in the normalfag masses. It won't though.

>>82802624
If they're normal that means your abnormal and inferior. Worthless garbage.

>>82799730
in some cases it's enjoyable but I mostly agree with you. It's justified if you're doing it to watch it with someone who didn't watch it before.
>>82799562
I feel the same way about shitposting here. It's pathetic but I let the imageboard jew suck my life because I'm addicted to it.
>>82799650
>t. emasculated guy
I remember when I sneered at sports. Then life gave me a reality check when I realized I was a skinnyfat shut in. Now I play tennis and lift.
>>82799881
comics in general are for manchildren
>>82802363
Your ad hominems weren't an argument either

>>82802638
>this anon doesn't know what normalfag means

yikes.

>>82797316
>the RYM pseud can't understand that Spiderman 2 is objectively as good as Tokyo Story or The Seventh Seal
Truly sad

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The thinking man has no place for capeshit. He enjoys carkino and arthouse cinema.

>self respecting adult

In a world of slut walks and safe spaces I think reading comics and liking shitty movies is the least of our worries.

>>82802680
If they're normal you're abnormal.

>>82802640
Trying this hard. LEL

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>>82802715

I've never seen an op get REKT so hard in a single thread. I think this is archive worthy.

>>82802582
The real issue is it's conflating mature taste with maturity.

It's true that adults who watch superhero flicks have the taste of teenagers, but they can still be self-respecting and mature in other aspects of their lives.

>>82793389
>Thinking Man
I wonder what he's into

>>82802752
>kino
>reddit
Tourist detected

>>82802752
Saved!

>>82802569
the fact that you're reduced to responding like this within two posts is testament to the limited brainpower of movie audiences. a shining example of the intellectual moviegoer

>>82802854
Kino is a reddit term. You should know. reddit.

>>82794404
t. reddit

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>>82802881
Holy shit you are triggered!

self-respect unironically sounds like a meme.

Geez op. Sorry about your thread. You tried real hard didn't you?

>>82802401
Poor bait. Could apply to the first movie, but the sequel buys too much into the 'grimdark' meme.

>>82803024
Poor bait. You clearly have shit taste in everything.

>>82802715
this
better yet if you can combine the two, like Two Lane Blacktop (1971), Vanishing Point (1971), Badlands (1973), To Live and Die in L.A. (1985), Blue Velvet (1986), Terminator 2 (1991), Mulholland Drive (2001) and Drive (2011), among others do.

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>>82793389
>Lifestyle>Men>Thinking Man

That's correct

>>82802826
Cuckoldry?

>>82802913
>you support the death of art, you dumb philistine
>crying!! triggered!!

>>82803054
>Two Lane Blacktop (1971)
Flop

>Vanishing Point (1971)
Flop

>Badlands (1973)
Flop

>To Live and Die in L.A. (1985)
Very mixed reviews

>Blue Velvet (1986)
Hated by most critics

>Terminator 2 (1991)
Basically in the same genre as nerd films and cape flicks.

>Mulholland Drive (2001)
Flop

>Drive (2011)
Laughable autism.

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>>82803093
>I decide what is art! I'm the guy on the Cantonese Cartoon Image board! Muh authority!!!

>>82802640
>I remember when I sneered at sports. Then life gave me a reality check when I realized I was a skinnyfat shut in. Now I play tennis and lift.
That's nice, but it's not an argument.

>>82803106
>he uses the amount of plebs who watch it as a measure of quality
top kek

>>82803176
>But but but but muh arthouse flops!

Op will come scurrying back later and try to revive this thread. I guarantee it.

>>82803128
>Cantonese Cartoon Image board!
i'm not going to call you r_ddit, but you need to kill yourself for saying this and things like this. it's not funny; it never was funny; and it never will be funny.

>>82796102
tits

or


gtfo

>>82803249
>b-but muh capeshit!
fuck off pleb, the grownups are having a conversation on cinema for adults with artistic sensibility

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>>82803371
>I'm an adult!
Says the child posting the chinese cartoon image board.

>>82803128
also, don't use default filenames. i hope this isn't you lol.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/jedinate/

>bullying people with societal pressures into not liking or enjoying things that they do
and to think, people honestly believed SJWs weren't cancer

>>82793838
>>82796102
>reddit spacing
Thanks for outing yourself so clearly.

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>>82803387
this is a +18 website
>inb4 underageb&

>>82794431

Sweet heart don't end up like me. You'll end up turning your outie into an innie as you fight against ever masculine thing in the world. Than you'll find you can't sleep at night unless a big black dick came in your cum dump.

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>mfw someone says they don't like sports and """"men"""" climb out of the woodwork to post strawman """"""""""arguments"""""""""" and ad hominem
>mfw these same people get extremely upset when someone says they shouldn't be watching anime at their age, or playing videogames, or dismissing movies as "flicks"

>>82803487
Says the child posting on a cartoon image board.

>>82803657
you have your groups mixed up, the ones laughing at capeshit, videogames and anime are the same people criticizing the faggot who doesn't like sports

>>82803994
even more hilarious, then.
>there are only 2 acceptable interests for men: kino (as defined by me) and sports

To be honest it's totally fine to watch and unironically enjoy capeshit and only the most contrarian of pseuds will say otherwise.

That being said, if it's at all something you take seriously you should at least try to challenge yourself with films that have more artistic value.

>>82804104
Kino is just another word for cinema, films, movies, flicks, motion pictures, etc.
I prefer to say "arthouse movies".

>>82804231
Nah Reddit. Kino is a reddit shit posting term. It's a great way to shit up the board without getting banned. Plus phone posters use to to make a lot of low quality content.

>>82804277
I know that, Kino is just "cinema" in a lot of languages including German. See video related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95YnZh5iDJM

>>82804277
Exactly.

>>82793389
Agreed.

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>>82793412
yes