Who will the villain be in the new Baywatch movie? I predict

living swimsuits, like a bikini version of venom.

>>82792215

The sea.

>>82792251
would watch

>>82792215
Can a female lifeguard actually save a grown man? This is like a female soldier question.

Someone with orange skin and a lofty toupet

>>82792509

Are women more buoyant than men?

>>82792215
random drug lord


Still I'm not really sure how to feels about this movie. On one hand I don't really care about Baywatch as a series, even If I have some fond memories of Pam and HAssel and the series as a whole. But on the other hand another stupid cliches comedy seems like the worst thing you can do this franchise

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Isn't Priyanka Chopra's character the villain in this one? That's what the trailer seems to imply.

>>82792509
Yes, actually. I've seen female lifeguards save some fat motherfuckers.

>>82792818

You've been in her trailer?

water

>>82792251
Kill la Kill x Baywatch pls

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>have charlotte mckinney in your movie
>she isn't one of the bay watch babes

what a waste

>>82792215
An old white guy.

>>82792886
Did she put them on a diet or something?

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>>82793066
FUUUUUUCK

>>82793066
Do I spot a nipple?

>>82793066
What a waste indeed.

>>82793066
tits

>>82793189
The embodiment of "the girl next door." Wow.

>>82793066
FUCK YOU I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING PISS RIGHT NOW

the one with the biggest boobs and the slowest of mos

>>82793462
You must not have neighbors.

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hot as fuck

>>82793645
...what?

>>82792509

yeah. you sort of hold their neck while you swim under them. the water carries most of the weight so your size doesnt actually matter. it would just take longer for a female swimmer maybe

>>82793839
Girls next door to my place don't look anywhere near that.

>>82793066
breh

>>82793947
That's why she's the embodiment of it. It's an idea that people have...but she's ACTUALLY that idea.

>>82794316
Makes sense I guess, I wish my next door girls looked like her.

>>82794430
Exactly. If my neighbors looked like her, I'd leave my son and pregnant wife for them.

>>82794496
And then she rejects you, you're wife won't let you return because you were unfaithful to her, and your son hates you for the rest of your life for leaving his mother for some whore.

>>82794762
Well I'm not stupid, anon. You don't let go of one branch until you have your grip on the next.

>>82793663
Oh, my fuck.

Daddario and McKinney, two of my favorite nipple girls.