He's a comedian, not a journalist.

He's a preacher.

I want to punch him

>>82791604

Comedians are often more insightful than journalists.

he's current year.

>>82791604
Yeah but the left treat him as such so it's fun to make fun of him considering the only good work he has done was on community

>>82791604
they're both equally laughable.

>>82791604
You have to be funny to be a comedian.

>>82791648
>this opinion
>redditspacing

>>82791604
>tfw I'm a shitposter, so any retarded thing I say I can just claim I was pretending to be retarded
Lel

>>82791648
I'd bash you for this but frankly, the (((journalists))) are just saying what they are PAID to say now. Pretty gross. Our entire system is a wreck thanks to certain people with their proclivity for pushing narratives.

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>...but our main story tonight is—you guessed it—Donald Trump
>*audience moans*
>I know, I know! We're all tired of hearing about him. It's like that friend who won't stop telling you that you should see Hamilton
>*audience laughs*
>'Bro! It's like... so amazing! You have to see it! I can't believe you haven't seen it!'
>*audience is cackling*
>*John cracks a quick smile*
>It really is a great play though, great play
>But seriously, we do have a good reason to focus on Trump tonight.
>You see, two days ago Trump met with Raimonds Vējonis, the president of Latvia
>A country you care so little about, you didn't even realize that this isn't a picture of Latvia, it's Casey Affleck being raped to death by Amy Schumer and Emma Watson!
>*audience is howling, shrieking, moaning with laughter, becoming so loud that the audio is clipping*
>Alright take the picture down! Take it down! It's horrendous! That's enough!
>*audience is rushing the stage as an unstoppable mob consciousness, tearing the set apart and screaming with laughter*
>THAT'S OUR SHOW TONIGHT, THANK YOU SO MUCH, WE'RE OFF NEXT WEEK BUT WE'LL BE BACK THE SUNDAY AFTER THAT! BYE, EVERYONE!

>>82791604
He underperforms at both

>>82791604
then why isn't he funny

He's the straight man in a comedy duo, but he's missing the funny partner.

Admit I'm right and you just nodded respectfully.