What's the manliest movie?

>>82790462
rocky

>>82790462
Carpenter's The Thing

No women on cast, and the one woman in production had to leave almost immediately due to pregnancy.

>>82790462
Simi Opeoluwa's Hitler. Nigeriakino as its finest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfDQ3nExMYE

The Hills Have Eyes 2006.

The whole movie is about a squeamish man going fucking apeshit and slaughtering cannibals to protect his baby.

>>82790526
>implying the thing isn't female

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>>82790462
the only movie that literally gives zero fucks

Predator isnt even Arnies most manly role

Pumping Iron is

>>82790655
lel, ok kid

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wtf I hate marriage now XD

>>82790793
amy smart is a slut

tfw she'll never step on your tiny dick

>>82791056
>amy smart will never make a mini-dv sextape with you which tom green accidentally mails to your long-distance girlfriend

>>82790462
>YESS little white goyim! Marriage sucks! There's no need for you to find a white wife and have white children. It's a trap, don't fall for it.
>instead, how about you sit down and watch some (((manly))) (((movies))) about buff sweaty shirtless men running around. Look at those muscles! Wouldn't you rather feel the embrace if one of those manly men instead if a boring old white woman?

Arnold's conan ofcourse.
It has camaraderie, romance, revenge and nice fight scebes which actually show everyone of the heroes as a competent fighter.
Also there aren't many brotier sidekicks as subotai.

>>82791056
I wish I could pay her to simulate clothed doggystyle sex with me in my kitchen so I can record it and fap to the video for the rest of my life.

Conan
Commando
Rambo 1 (2 and 3 too)
Hell or High Water
Sicario

Platoon was pretty manly. The only women in it got shot in the head, raped in the bushes, and forced to watch her kid get his head bashed in until the brains came out.

>>82791272
it probably would be surprisingly inexpensive to get the real amy smart to do this desu