Why America why?

>fastest growing
So the name went from 0 babies named that to 25

>>82789519
>noah

state of yanks

>>82789519
Why Kylo though? Ren sorta sounds better and at least it can double as a Ren & Stimpy reference and has a variety of different meanings so the poor child can later on pick something that isn't embarrassing.

>>82789559
this desu

emma is a good name desu

>>82791636

Ren is an awful name

Kylo is just Kyle with an o.

>>82789519
>Kilo

Is the name Jar-jar still popular in the USofA?

>>82789519
Because is no one was named Kylo in 2015 and one person was named it in 2016 and then 3 people in 2017, well holy shit the name is growing rapidly.

Meanwhile if 1,000,000 babies were named John in 2016, and then in 2017 1,000,2000 babies were named John, is barely increasing.

I thought everyone was supposed to be making fun of American math.

>Why
White people, unironically.

>>82791801
This guy gets it. 'Fastest growing' is a pointless metric, unless you' set a lower limit.

>>82789519
What will your firstborn be called?

>>82791884
Smee

>>82791826
>theres a guy whos actually called darthvader
>he's unironically black as coal

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>>82789519
Geek culture was a mistake

If I were named Kylo and had become 4chan-levels of jaded I'd just go by Kyle.

Can't do the same for my actual retarded name.I mean it's not particularly embarrassing or a pop culture reference or anything but it's one of those trendy fad names that white parents gave to their kids in the 90s. I'd rather have been named John, or Kylo.

>>82791930
Is it something like Maddox?

>>82791930
Hi Chaz

imagine growing up being named after some retarded movie or capeshit character

fucking hell

>>82791996
I'd probably kill myself. Or kill my parents for being fucking idiots, then kill myself to make sure the idiot genes don't get passed on.

>>82789519
>not naming your kid Kyno
shiggydiggy

>>82789519

>tfw the american people are literal retards who praise israel and eat hotdogs made out of pig assholes but 5 year old european children are being run over and stabbed to death in the streets by moderate muslims while the mayor of london and other leaders consider it part and parcel of living in a major city
could be worse i guess, glad I live in a 1st world country

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>>82791996

>Tfw your parents named you Kal-El

>>82791996
It would be painful

>>82791996

My wife knows someone who named their kid Thor. I can't even imagine. No, they are not nordic.

>>82789519
How much more popular is Mary-Sue?

>>82792079
Is Nic Cage your dad?

>>82792115
Me too actually. If I say anymore about him people will identify him

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>>82789519
Better than Moon Unit Zappa I guess

>>82792318
Or Zowie Bowie

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>>82792079
Not really a big deal if you're black. Though I guess it's a hard name to live up to.

>>82789519
>Noah

rhymes with shoah

Fastest growing means it's barely used you dumb yuropoor

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>>82792733

>>82789519
Let me tell you about the amount of kids named Bella, Edward, Arya, and the like in elementary schools right now.

>>82789559
That's exponential growth!

>>82791801
>1,000,2000
A-anon

>>82792838
Bella and Edward are fine. Those are names you wouldn't automatically assume came from a show. If you absofuckinglutely must name your kid after your favorite show/movie/book/shit at least choose a normal name from it.

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Better than this desu

>>82793050
This. Get as weird as you want with middle names, that's what theyre there for.
But as someone who had the same name as half the kids I grew up with there's something to be said for not being lazy as fuck with names. My circle of friends in HS had three other people with the same name, so we were just reffered to by last name only (and ive got a badass last name)
At least im not a Matt or Michael.

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>>82793195

>15 boys named Corbyn

>>82793285
Negative, they are meat popsicles.

>>82792523
Khalil isn't pronounced how you think it is

Born in 82. Imagine my parents calling me Lando

>>82793334
Yes but black people typically come up with 15 different variations of the same name

>>82791750
It's a metric system name.
You can't be more anti-American than that.

>>82789519
Just tossing numbers out there. So 1 kid is born in 2014 with that name. In 2015 4 kids were named Kylo. boom, it jumps 1,467 spots on the totally ridiculous name list. It's easy for this to happen when nobody fucking names their kids these fuck wit names.

>>82793195
See, this is a valid headline. It says Mohammad is the most popular. That's actually something you can kinda quantify. If you start at 2 and jump to 15, that's a massive percentage increase but it's still only 15....

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> using mainstream movies as a inspiration to naming your kids
> not hating on lotr, but seeing thousands of kids being named Frodo in 2001 is disheartening

>>82792877
0^99999 is still 0

>>82791826
You're right. Daqwaun and Shawrika are way better names.

>>82791636
Ren means person in Chinese. 人 so you can kind of use it that way.

>>82793195
Nuke when?

>>82793961
Even then, it's slightly dishonest reporting. They count all variations like Mohammad, Mohamed, etc as one name, yet count Thomas and Tom as two separate names.

>>82794065
Learn to greentext before you ever post agin, jesus you fucks are popping up constantly

>>82789519
>naming your kid after a guy that killed his own father

But why

>>82789519
>the most popular boys name is still Noah
Gay tbdesu

>>82793729
Khalil is Arabic for friend. Pretty trite as far as names go.

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>mfw my name is Kyle
>mfw I'm going to be dealing with a bunch of shitstain named Kylo in a couple years now

Is Orion a good name for a boy? Genuinely curious.

>>82795152
Are you some midwest fuck that thinks tegan is a good girl's name? That will answer your question.

>>82795152
genuinely no

fucking absolute state of yankoids

>>82795205
>>82795183
Why though? It sounds manly enough. Basically just Ryan with an O in front.

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God damn, I thought parents in the UK calling their kids nicknames like Alfie, Charlie, Jack, Harry etc. was bad but Americans always have the weirdest fucking names for their kids. Your choices are bible names or former King/Queen names, there's no other options.

>>82795244
That is not how you pronounce it

>>82795152
What the fuck is up with everyone wanting to give their kids retarded special snowflake names?

Open a bible or list of saints. In general, those are the names you should be picking from. John, Michael, Lucas, Thomas, Gabriel, Paul, Christopher, Benjamin, Nicholas, etc etc etc. Trying to find some "unique" name is nigger-tier. And for fucks sake, make sure you SPELL IT CORRECTLY.

>>82795244

Names like Orion scream "I want my kid to be 'unique' whether they like it or not".

>>82795000
It's the age of the cuck. Children born in this generation are destined to kill their moms' husbands.

>>82795244
So why not pick the name Ryan, you fucking faggot. What's next? 2nd child is going to be named Amon-Ra? Third child will be Poseidon?

>>82795349
Nice projecting. Orion is a far cry from those other names.

>>82795308
>Open a bible
That's how you end up with kids that have names like Ezekiel Billy John.

>>82795244
Go with European names. Alexander, Henry, Leon, Hugo/Hugh, Sebastian, or Victor. With names, you keep it simple, stupid. You COULD name your boy a girl's name to toughen them up, but you're at high risk of that motherfucker turning trannie.

>>82789519
Could be worse. Here in holland it's muhamed.

>>82789519
at least the fastest growing name isnt mohammed like it is in the UK

>>82792523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDp-ABzpRX8

>>82795314
I've seen two trends over the past few years
1) picking retarded "unique" names, because god forbid if their child ever has to run into another human with the same name. Especially ironic in that half the time, all the parents pick the same "unique" names because they were all trying to be unique, with the end result of none of them being unique
2) Last names as first names. Jackson, Mason, Jagger, Carson, McKenzie, etc. Cut that shit out.

>>82792318
> Kid born 11.11.11
> not naming your Kid Dovahkiin
what the fuck

>>82794643
And Teegan and Jaden are better

>>82795473
Good idea. That way they don't have to come up with a new name when they go into porn.

>>82789519
gunna name my kid snoke

>>82795402
Or you could use some common sense. It's pretty easy to tell which names are too jewy sounding (solomon, zecheriah, mordecai, etc) and which are acceptable names.

>>82793195
And the Muslims still say they don't worship Mohammad.

Is Donald a good name in the current year?

>>82795473
When you literally went to school with a kid named Kayden. What goes through these people's heads?

>>82795589
No, donald is a dorky name

>>82795589
No.

>tfw you wanted to name your kid after your grandad but his name is now tainted in the eyes of the world

>>82795427
This. Go with traditional European names. Names that are actually given names. Not some bullshit you cherrypicked out of the Iliad because you wanted your kid to have a special unique name. Not some straight-up made up name that has absolutely no basis in anything. And for fucks sake, no made-up names that you heard in a fantasy/scifi tv show or movie.

>>82795589
>you named your kid "Donald"
>...are you a white supremacist or something?

>>82795559
I knew some Egyptians that were named allah. They spelled it differently, but that's what it sounded like.

>>82795589
Your kid would probably have better luck with Dolan.

>>82794065
One of my friend's younger brothers was named Beren. But that was long before the movies were even a thing.

>>82795308
>naming your kids after dead kikes rather than something reletively original

>>82795589
>i really want my child to get the shit beaten out of him as america tips towards a hispanic plurality and then majority
Do Irish people name their children Cromwell?

>>82795462
>last names as first names

The next trend will be jewish last names. My son will be named Leibowitz or Shekelberg

>>82795589
Donny, Don, Donaldo, & Donatello are all better alternatives

>>82795152
I knew an orion.

>>82795704
The majority of saints were never kikes. And there are plenty of traditional european names that don't stem from the bible, such as Alexander, Charles, Robert, Frederick, Francis, George, Theodore, William, Edward, etc. You know, if you're that much of a fedora-tipping ZOGbot

>>82791826
marty mcfly williams

>>82795777
>says he knew an Orion
>holy trips
It's a sign from God

>>82795755
>Donny, Don
>giving your kid a nickname as a given name

>Donaldo, Donatello
>being Portuguese or Italian

>>82795627
That's actually what I was thinking when I asked, it was my grandfather's name, totally forgot about the other Donald.

>>82795737
Aren't all the nu-males naming their kids faggot names like Noah now? Can you imagine if the jews manage to trick the goyim into picking names like Abram, Jebediah, Mordecai, Shlomo, Moishe, and Shmooley?

>>82791826
>>82795524
>when white people name their kids krystal

>>82795244
Name your son Kamille

>>82795881
I see more gooks naming their kids random shit like Krystal and Apple than anyone else.

>>82795879
Amish people and Mormons actually do that.

>>82795916
Amish only because that's how oldschool they are.
Mormons because mormonism is essentially gentiles LARPing as kikes.

Is Gerard a good name for my future son?

>>82795244
>not naming your son Oswald
Come on anon

>not letting your kid without name until he is old enough to choose one for himself
>treating your kids as property you can name whatever you want

>>82795967
pretentious.

Is Wally a good name?

If son : Optimus Prime
If daughter : Cunnybunny

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>ctr+f sheev
>zero results

/tv/ has changed

>tfw my actual name is bane

>>82794566
it was a joke

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>>82791801
>1,000,2000

>>82794649
don't do this. chinese people will make fun of him for thinking his name is pronounced "ren" instead of "run."

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>mfw my name isn't in the top 100 most popular

Who /specialsnowflake/ here

>>82796163
Wew, I was expecting there to be atleast 5 sheevs

>>82791929
don't post this tranny's comics. they're not funny.

>>82795914
Where do you live? Most Asian people I know lean on the old standby names. Koreans use Park, Chinese people use Liu and Flips use shit like Rodrigo.

>>82792838
I would probably assume Arya would be named after the elf from Eragon.

>>82795912
That'll teach em Jerid.

>>82789519
Because our milk contains traces of fecal matter, urine, and growth hormone

Because our poorest people suffer from obesity

Because we can make anyone and anything famous with a few clicks

Gonna name my kid Gaylord after Gaylord Perry so he grows up to be manly.

>>82796327
>Koreans use Park
no korean has 박 as a given name.
>Chinese people use Liu
no chinese has a 刘 as a given name

please stop being a philistine

>>82795152
I knew/know an Orion. Not bad.

>>82792838
At least bella and edward are actual names.
Arya? what the fuck is that? Who wants to name their daughter after the ugly ogre-faced girl from GoT?

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>tfw respectable ethnic name that pop culture will never ruin but that isn't super weird to other people

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>>82789519
I would really like to see the future deconstruct our culture today this shit is the same as naming you child after a religious figure

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>>82796554
>tfw stereotypical Russian name despite being a Polish Jew

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>>82796656

My name is Siegfried but I am from rural parts of Bavaria.

People call me Sieg anyways.

Lacrosse is the "fastest-growing" sport in the US and has been for more than a decade, but it's still completely irrelevant.

>>82796860
ultimate frisbee, famalam

>>82791929
That's a fine meme anon. Have a nice day.

>>82796779
i wish u wouldn't. i'm a self-hating kike

>>82796860
Only privileged white boys play it and they are a dying breed, the time of POC and their sports is upon us.

>>82796096
Names that can be dimunized into nicknames are great.

Wallace into Wally is pretty cool.

Gerard can be Gerry or Jerry.

It sounds important and pretentious but the nicknames make it approachable.

My name is Django.
pls rate

>>82789816
Kikes

>>82791826
>White people, unironically.
More like women, unironically. If a fanboy were that much of a sperg to want this he wouldn't be able to reprepopulate outside his basement.

>>82795152
It's alright.

The best Greek name is Alexander though.

Ajax can also work but he better be a football QB and a Navy SEAL or otherwise he's gonna get made fun of for being a numale.

>>82797157
If you want to see a vision of the future: picture a mutt playing virtua-apeball as the world around him burns, forever.

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>>82797386
>playing virtua-apeball as the world around him burns, forever.
durrrrrrrr men doulnint clay bideojames!!! blumales!!!

>>82797378
Ajax is ruined as a name because nobody will ever think of anything but household cleaning products

>>82795427
Victor is african/chink tier

>>82797526
>>82797526
what did ya mean by this senpai

>>82795967
Go with Jerid instead.

>Named after Luke Skywalker
>Luke is a normal name
Feels good

>Not naming your heir Joseph Smith so he can get a harem

>>82797694
Is that why Anakin was a sperg

>>82795627
Adolf?

>>82797539
Shit I forgot about that.

Oh well. Diomedes was cooler anyway.

>>82789519
>Britain, France - MOHAMMED
>USA - Cucko Ren

pottery

>>82791996
Some crackhead down my way named his son Odin.

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But his name it Ben.

Thats like naming a kid Darth

Fake nerds I swear to god!

>>82797559
i meant you're a dumb cunt for thinking someone ignoring the world for videogames is reprehensible.

>>82798664
what did he mean by this

>>82798699
just tell me now if you're going to keep shitposting so i can stop trying to converse with you.

>>82798525
That's naming your son Lugh or your daughter Morrighan

>>82791686
Speaking as a kyle. That name fucking sucks ass too.

>>82798785
huh?

>>82798847
Irish gods names are pretty common though such as Áine and Cian (Lugh's father). The Morrígan isn't used because that was three separate godesses.

>>82794643
They literally are. Making up random names is better than SO NERDY XD pop culture references

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>>82798849
Take that back...

>>82799336
Hello DAHreell

>Kylo

Nah.
I'm gonna name my son after a cooler character.
Like Darth Bane.

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>>82799619
>not Bill Wilson

>>82799738
>William Wilson (My last name)

Rather call him Seeaiyae

>>82799806
Moe Skii Tou Mann

>Tfw your mom named you Kamille

>>82800617
Isn't that a girl's name? btw did you guys know Kamille wanted to fuck his mom

>>82792115
Whats wrong with that? Its a cool name. Half of white people have hebrew names yet are not Arab

>>82799224
>he's not naming his son Cu Chulainn

Pleb

>>82801215
Cú Chulainn wasn't his name

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>>82795308
>Not naming your son after your favorite Roman Emperor

>Naming him some basic bitch shit

>>82801451
cringe.
this obsession with Romans some people have is seriously pathetic.

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Where is Rey on the list?

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>>82801545

Next to Ashit.

>>82801500
>m-muh Bible
>fuck one of the most important civilisations in the history of the world, they killed JEEZUZ

>>82801779
not an argument, whiny autistic fedora tipper.

>>82801807
Have you made one, other than saying the word "cringe" as if it meant something?

Go back to posting deus vult memes on facebook.

>>82789559
This

>>82801892
hilarious coming from someone suggesting to name your son "Octavian" or "Augustus."

>>82801935
Augustus actually is a normal name. If you've ever met anyone that went by Gus or Augie, then that's an Augustus.

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>>82801989
>Augustus actually is a normal name.

>>82801935
There are dozens of perfectly common names, like Anthony or Mark, that have Latin roots, you illiterate.

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>>82789816
>>82792760
>>82795071
>>82795879
>tfw that's my name

>>82789559
this, why is this thread still up?

>>82791996

My name is a popular 1990's superhero film.

>>82802827
Blade?

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>be redpilled, blue-eyed Aryan
>heeb name

I had a student named Anakin a few years ago. It should come as no surprise that he was a fat, white, 13 year old still in 5th grade in an alternative school for students with emotional/behavioral disorders.

Poetry.

>>82804524
is this bait? you're insulting a child while admitting you teach in a school for the retarded. i'm laughing but i can't tell if it's at you or at the absurdity of the bait.

>>82804608
100% true and not bait. 'Ol Anakin was actually average intelligence, but he had a punching problem that ordinarily would have gotten him landed in regular alternative school, but because he broke down sobbing every time he socked one of his classmates or teachers in the face, he got himself landed at a thereaputic support school. I personally never had problems with him, he just cried a lot.

>>82789519
better than khaleesi

>>82802827
Mario?

>>82789519
Noah sounds like such a feminine name, I expected Michael to be the most popular name.

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>>82795291

>London
>Muhammaed

>>82804836
hardly

>>82795291
>London
>Muhammad
hahahahaha

Europe is done

>>82804790
>I personally never had problems with him
You had the high ground?

>>82805482
>London
>Europe

you dont have news in detroit maxwell ?

>>82789519
pop culture has become American religion,it's a society in decline

>>82789519
So? It's only a small fade and people will name them Kylo for like a few months.

>>82795291
What the fuck is going on with everyone naming their daughter Amelia?

Also, who the fuck names their kid Jack? Jack isn't a name. It's a nickname for John. It's like having someone's birth certificate say Timmy instead of Timothy.

>itt white American "people" get offended at the suggestion that they suck at naming their kids and then subsequently prove it

>>82805589
Parents are dumb and don't known better or they think they're naming a kid and not a future adult. It's not a wholly-new thing, my Gran was registered as Nellie instead of Elena but it's really taken off in the last decade or so.

>>82805637
It's what happens when people reject the traditional faith of their people and embrace fedora-tipping. Instead of picking names from the bible or canon of saints or other traditional european names, they start picking retarded shit they see in TV. In fact, TV is their replacement religion, and the TV characters are their replacement saints

>>82791884
Bane

>>82789816
Literally a top tier name.

>Bible
>Shakespeare
>Greek, Celtic, or Norse mythology

Are the only places you should be getting your names from if you're a white person

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>>82806268
Eh, I guess you're alright, Mr. Mangum.

>Not naming your son Yakub

>>82795308
>get a load of this christfag

>calling your baby girl Veruca

>>82795806
>naming your kid Charles in the 21st century
>calling anybody a fedora tipper

>>82806357
>being ok with biblical names
Call youself a pagan?

>>82806508
My name is Charles but I was born in the last decade of the 20th century.

>>82789519
>not naming your kid Groot instead

what would you name your kids?

>male(female): Devon
>female: Geneva

>>82806508
You're right. Charles is totally unacceptable. We should all name our children Noah and Teagan like all the other cunts who want to be special snowflakes

>>82808075
>geneva

Why the fuck would you name someone after a lake? Or a collection of treaties on international law.
I believe the actual name you're looking for is Genevieve

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>>82793195
Wrong you fucking memeing spastic. Here's the official list. The one you've posted is from registered users on one certain website.

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Reminds me of people naming their daughters Khaleesi.

>>82794566
But in terms of growth 0 to any real number is infinite percent!

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>>82793285
COOOOOOOOOOORBY
DAAAAALLLLAAAAAAAS

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>Tfw you'll never see Darth Caedus on screen making Kylo look like a child with down syndrome.

>>82808293
>Jack
>Charlie
>Ellie

These aren't names. They're nicknames. Who's retarded enough to name someone a nickname?

>Poppy
What the fuck?

>>82808075
i dont really have a boy name planned but I like frederica if its a girl
because I think calling a little girl freddy would be really cute

>>82806268
Biblical names are stupid
They're not even the actual names of those people, they're just things that were made up while translating to english

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>>82809057
>completely missing the point

>>82809267
>don't question the validity of muh tradition

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>tfw dominic
>employers always pronounce it Dominique
>People spell it like Dominik
>Old people just say Domini
>asian takeout spells it dahmeneck

Is it really that difficult? Dominic seems like the easiest way to spell it and it sounds exactly how its spelt.

Also did everyone else have like 4 michael's and 4 nick's and 4 Megan's in their middle school classes?

>>82789519
Black people

>>82809416
We had a bunch of daniels, danielles and daniellas

>>82809429
Literally the opposite as this thread has shown.

>>82805637
t. Jamalsha Newport Washington

>>82809416
Wait it's not with a K sound at the end?

Well at least it isn't mohammad :^)

What's a unique but non autistic name for a kid?

>>82809416
English is a shitty language with far too many ways to pronounce each vowel and constonant, and no way to know which is correct without hearing it first

>>82809931
Xavier

>>82809416
they must just google it. I just did and that name has a bunch of spellings and apparently it's a name that goes both ways. you could have been dominic(female)

>>82809931
Jesus
Goku
Master Chief
Sonic
Waluigi

I want to name my kid Valentine after my great grandpa


Is that a good name?

>>82789519
Because when you start at zero, and one baby gets named Kylo, you're growing fast

>>82809416
Dominik is the correct spelling in slavic countries. Dominic in romance countries.

>>82809990
Too confusing. I know the "proper pronunciation" is zay-vee-er, but literally everyone in america says eck-zay-vee-er

>>82810077
>Jesus
>unique
It's a very common spic name

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>>82810164
>but literally everyone in america says eck-zay-vee-er
wait what the fuck
you're joking right

>Poe
That's a tellytubbies name
>Finn
Some mick sounding shit

Kylo is really the only choice.

>>82794643
I would take a Sharkquesha more serious than a fucking Kylo. There are no real niggas name Kylo. There are a thousand murderers named tyrone and deandra

>>82810296
nope, not a joke. People pronounce Xavier as "X. Avier"

>>82792079
>mfw i was named after Wolverine

>>82808075
Boy: Ronan Alexander
Girl: Evelyn Amelia

Pls no steal

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>>82795473
Don't forget Paytyn and Braydyn.

>>82809457
I was always the only Daniela

>>82789519
What's better /tv/, Cornelius or Malaky?

So they want to be killed by their own son?

>>82808672
my nigga

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>hi im clayton
>everyone calls me "clay"

>>82802827
Darkman?