ITT: Post your dream adaptations

>>82787691
>5/10 casting
always imagined the master being more goofy looking. And azazello is supposed to be butt ugly

>>82787691
>Master and Margarita
>casting anglos and amerisharts

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>tfw no Alex Rider Netflix/Amazon Prime series
>tfw one of the 3 Alex Rider fans on Earth

>>Master and Margarita

If there were ever a book that is completely unfilmable, that is it.

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>>82787691

>>82789011
cringe

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>>82789011
>Great Again is the title

>>82789011
The Coen brothers would never reduce themselves to doing cheap political propaganda.

>>82789057
why? those casting decisions are fitting and I'm sure the Coens could make it into an entertaining story.

>>82788903
Used to read every book in it's entirety on the day of the release. Stopped at Ark Angel though.

>Saga of Darran shan
>A series of Unfortunate events
>Alex Rider

the holy trinity of early 2000's childrens book kino

>>82789148
>implying they'd reduce it to pure propaganda
Trump's political rise is such a ridiculous story it can only be told as a farce-like comedy.

>>82787691
>casting a literal who that cant act her way out of a paper back to play Margarita
>one of the characters that the supposed movie will mostly depend on

literally why

>>82789188
>ywn see another explosion in child/teen literature as a kid in the 2000s again

If you ever want to read beyond Ark Angel, Snakehead and Crocodile Tears are alright, but Scorpia Rising is kino.

>>82788903
>>82789188
>>82789402
Cast it, anons.

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Kino incoming

>>82789534
>wanting ugly Lolita

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Cast it

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>>82787691
Master and Margarita is known fot it's quirky humour. David Lynch is not right for the tone. Wes Anderson is a better fit.

Anyways, my dream-KINO is a Shadow over Innsmouth-adaptation directed by Cronenburg or Carpenter in their respective prime years.
It's probably the best paced Lovecraft-story and could translate well to film, especially if directed by one of the above.
I imagine it being set in a swamp of the deep south in a community of run-down floating houses, like pic related. An anthropologist goes there for research or vacation and notices the townsfolk are acting strange. Can it simply be explained by redneck inbreeding, or are there some other forces at work?

>>82789534
We don't need another Lolita adaptation, and the only thing you did right was castin Fassbender.

>>82787691
Best translation?

Take your favorite book. Now all the roles are played by Idris Elba

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>>82787691
fixed*

>>82789989
reddit tier post

>>82788943
Is that why russians successful filmed it twice?

>>82787691
Thrawn prequel film, Mikkelsen still playing him. Directed by David Fincher

>>82790139
and french
and hungarians

>>82790146
this thread is not for underage people, please kindly leave back to your website

>>82789534>>82789891

What's wrong with Kubrick's Lolita?

>>82790257
kubrick seemingly hates the sources he adapts tb h

>>82790257
I didn't say there was anything wrong with it. I said we don't need a new one, which would imply that the other ones, or at least one of them, were good.

>>82790146
>>>/co/mblr

>>82787691
>some slut looking teenager as Margarita
0/10

>>82790972
xDDDD