Twin Peaks

>>82786978
>Will this new season be bandwagon-proof?- 0 post shown.
easily

almost nobody gives a shit about it other than the small fandom. Even older people who were adults when the show was airing don't care. I only know two people who watched it in 1990 and neither of them care about season three. to them it was just an interesting murder mystery that has already been solved. to everyone else it might as well not exist

showtime, from a business perspective, was probably right to initially reject Lynch's idea. what we will end up with is nothing short of a miracle

I watched the pilot episode a couple of nights ago and it was 2 hours long and quite good aside from the mad ending with the midget in slo mo

>>82786978
Hell no. I know because beginning to watch because it's le quirky and want to be in on the conversation

Normies are gonna get BTFO within the first 5 mins of S3

This is as bad a cash grab as Blade Runner 2049

>>82787374
You fucked up. That was the "international pilot" that added a thrown together ending so they could show it as a movie if the series never got picked up. At the end of the real pilot the killer still isn't known or caught.

>>82787374
>>82787524
YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP

>>82786978
>American "humour".

>>82787492
this is the complete opposite of a cash grab. it's a money sink. this shit will not be popular at all

>>82787559
>>82787524
Wait guys have I watched the finale?? I thought it was weird how they had that ending and the weird cult people before that without much explaining!!! Fuck have I ruined the series?

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>>82787374
Goddamn.

>>82787492
It really isn't. Ridley Scott has been cashing in on his name and properties for a while now, Lynch couldn't give a shit about that. Lynch walked because Showtime wasn't willing to give him a big enough budget to do the project correctly. They tried to go on without him but without Lynch almost everyone else was getting ready to pull out, so they caved. There's a very real possibility they could take a bath on this, because as others have said in this thread people don't care enough about Twin Peaks to justify the final budget.

>>82787492
Your mother is a cash grab.

>>82787524
the ending is kino as fuck though

I hope you people genuinely realize that people who love orange is the new black are people who love twin peaks. This is definitely going to be a bandwagon show.

t. Hang out with pacific northwest "girls" who have coffee mug tattoos

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>>82786978
Peaks usually starts slow.

The pilot starts slow.
The first episode of the second season starts slow.
The movie starts slow.

Little kids are going to change the channel fast cuz GoT is on.

>>82787624
Not really, you don't know who the real killer is. Just watch the end of the real pilot before continuing, it ends differently and you won't know some of what's going on next episode if you don't.

I'll admit I'm a bit of a bandwagonner myself (just started watching the show earlier this year) but it was more of a thing I held off than just learned about.

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I don't mind people still discovering the show, I'm glad the show is being kept alive after 27 years, what bugs me is the "which episodes can I skip" crowd. You don't deserve TP.

>>82787163
>"small" fandom
Dude, this is the type of shit every "alternative" normie watches to appear cultured, same with other Lynch media. Plus, it's on Netflix like OP said.

>>82787711
you have a link to this video? I know it's where he says why he doesn't explain his films, because there's nothing to talk about. "the film is the talking"

have been retarded and unable to find the video since I first saw it

>>82787806
untrue. there's an extremely small amount of people who know or care about it. fucking vikings is more popular than twin peaks

>>82787710
>hang out

Can't you get any?

Early millennials(1980-1985) know about it, since it was on in the early 90s

>>82787711
This, an initial hype from the first episode then it will die down unless something 'problematic' happens

>>82787771
>what bugs me is the "which episodes can I skip" crowd

You mean the "I have a job and a family so can't stay up until 4am watching television" crowd. Just wait until your mom evicts you, then you'll know what it's like.

>>82787916
How far back do Millenials even go?

>>82787937
Its 1980-1995

>>82787937
Early 80s to mid 90s.

>>82787852
Was it in this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk2KXBfpKEc

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>>82787924
Strawman argument.

>>82787924
Fuck off, you probably browse 4chan while watching it too

>>82787982
>82787982>
I have no idea. the clip I saw was just a short video attached to some clickb8 article about "why David Lynch never explains his movies"

>>82787916
True, I was born in 85 and saw it as it premiered. I was very young and didn't know wtf I was looking at, but I remember being sad when my mother turned it on to watch one night at the normal time and it had been cancelled, a football game was playing instead.

>>82787924
there's no due date for watching television dumbass. if a series is long then it just takes longer to watch. wanting to jump ahead is fucking retarded

>>82787924
No, the "I just want to be part of the conversation and don't actually care about tv so I won't have even heard of
one of television's all time classics until the hype machine spools up two weeks before the revival and then complain I don't have enough time to watch it" crowd

>>82786978
I haven't really seen a ton of hype for it online, I would assume because of the way showtime marketed it.

>>82786978
>no posts ITT talking about the OP video

Damn that was some major cringe, in the true definition of the word. Sucks how Kyle made all these jokes and no one fucking caught on.

>>82787924
>cant find 40 minutes in his day to watch a tv kino
i bet you can't find the time to exercise either buddy

>>82788061
I think they've been showing those ads on Showtime, but does anyone even watch Showtime?

>>82788014
Yeah that's the video. That bit starts 36 minutes into it.

I was a teen when this show aired, and I caught a few episodes. I knew who lynch was from dune and elephant man, but the show was hard to follow, season 2 was confusing, and I don't remember any repeats being aired.
It wasn't until 10 years later that I saw some fan groups online and decided to watch it again. It wasn't until 5 years after that I saw the whole show on dvd.
I'm surprised anyone remembers it and that it got a season 3. I just hope it's not another inland empire.

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Seems like showtime just wanted a "prestige" show. "Yes we have garbage, but we have Art too!" Just like when Amazon paid Woody Allen a ton of money to make that shitty series. The money will be made up on the back end with *the super complete mystery* blu ray sets. I have quintuple dipped on this show.

>>82788106
I don't think so. Not to mention those ads fucking suck. I am all for not showing a trailer because I will watch anything from Lynch regardless but, they shouldn't be surprised when normies don't care because of it.

I think it might be bandwagon-proof.

Anecdotally, I know multiple people who have heard of the new series coming and so decided to watch the original to jump on the bandwagon. They stop watching the show in the middle of season two and never get back to doing it. And they can't hack FWWM. I doubt they'll be into the new series.

On the other hand, I just saw a fat billboard for the new series and I live in a smallish town in the barren north of England, so perhaps there's some degree of hype being whipped up.

>>82788174
>I just hope it's not another inland empire.

Funny. I just hope IT IS another Inland Empire.

>>82787924
this is just flat out inaccurate. it's more like the adhd generation who don't want to watch the whole show but want to get the references so they can watch the new show

>>82788245
>They stop watching the show in the middle of season two
That's fair enough. Half the time I have my player set to 1.2x speed to skip through some of the mind-numbingly boring scenes that feature during that season. Mostly the James and Donna scenes.

>>82787924
you really should kill yourself. Your supposed family will be much better off without a literal retard in their life

>>82786978
What will they say about Dale?

was he a kind man? was he a wise man?

bullshit man

who will remember? who will give the memories to people? who holds the memories?

(you)

>>82788035
Point taken, but these people would probably prefer to spend their free time out actually living. Going to the park with their kids, hooking up with sluts at a bar, playing sports. They don't want to sit around on their butts watching TV, but still want to be privy to major pop culture events. Nothing wrong with that.

When you are both in your 80's you'll probably both remember the same amount from the show anyway, but they will have lived 5x more than you.

>>82788319
LOL do you feel like killing yourself yet? Let the memories take hold. Let your responsibility to those memories sink in. you are the keeper. if you give in all of that will be lost. you are the giver. no one can hold those memories because no one has the strength to keep them. keep those memories and give them.

I watched the first season of TP years ago and kind of liked it but never bothered with the second season. I decided to rewatch and actually finish it and I'm enjoying the show a whole lot more now. The first time around I only watched because I heard the videogame Deadly Premonition which I really enjoyed was a massive ripoff, and I was disappointed the show is basically nothing like the game at all outside of a few scenes near the start. I'm enjoying it more for what it is now.
What's the episode of S2 where the killer is revealed and it supposedly goes downhill in quality? I feel like I'm almost at that point.
Also is Lynch directing the entirety of the third season himself? And do we know if it's on film or not?

As long as my trendhopping friends who've literally never discovered something for themselves without the media hyping it up don't jump onto this, I'm content.

>>82788685
i don't say this a lot

or with levity

but your should kill yourself

>>82788617
>Also is Lynch directing the entirety of the third season himself? And do we know if it's on film or not?
Season 3 is digital but Lynch is directing and writing every episode.

>>82788617
Lynch is directing all of season 3, and it's gonna be shot in digital

>>82788725
Explain

>>82788739
fucking duh you rock stupid pleb.

>>82788753
if you aren't

>>82788454

then please leave. i don't say that often or with gravitas but for your own good, and the good of others, please leave and don't come back.

>>82786978
They killed the audience with obscure SNL shit. SNL has always been comedy cancer.

>>82788825
I don't see the connection.

>I discovered Twin Peaks before everyone else hurr durrrrrr

it was literally the most popular and buzzworthy show of 1990-1991. You aren't special.

>>82788869
you should probably leave forever then. thanks for understanding. don't take the holders of memories lightly. we make your world.

I've only seen Fire Walk With Me (loved it).

Can I still watch the series or was the mystery ruined by me watching the movie? I'm seriously asking because I loved the movie so much and don't want to "ruin" it by watching something that isn't as good.

>>82789061
The movie was literally the worst thing about Twin Peaks.

>>82789061
I watched FWWM first too, it didnt ruin it for me. I mean, I know who the killer was, but it still didnt take away from the fact that it was an entertaining show. Just know, the tone of the show is way lighter than the tone of the movie

>>82789106
Shut your whore mouth!

>>82788891
That was over 25 years ago. An entire generation has bloomed since then.

>>82789061
Nope. the series is much funnier though and I shit you not: a death scene in S2 is even more violent and extreme than anything in FWWM.

>>82789173
but, on a scale of public cunnilingus under a table/10, how good is the series?

Season 2 Episode 9 is pure kino. The best ep by far.

>>82789173
stop joking bob
>>82789272
im sure you have 8 feet of strong rope. you should use it wisely.
>>82789273
please stop talking.

>It's an americucks need their opinions verified by the screams of the retarded audience episode

>>82789272
more Lucy scenes make up for it.

Ronette a cute.

>>82789349
LOL ok buddy get ready for some swat teams and investigations. don't say i didn't warn u LOL.

>>82789404
>swat teams
>outside of burgerland

yeah sure buddy, come get me

>>82788245
>They stop watching the show in the middle of season two and never get back to doing it
Oh no this is me
S2 is just so bad, I had to drop it. Don't look at me!

>>82789436
sent ;)

>>82786978
Holy fuck those are some pretentious fucking comments

Watching this old fuck bomb because no one knows about his pretentious shit show is so fucking satisfying to me.

>>82789522
sent ;)

>>82786978
>Will this new season be bandwagon-proof?

No, I can see it finding an audience if it turns out well. Depends on how weird it's gonna be... but then, I think there are more people ready to give dark, weird stuff a chance than anyone would expect.

>>82789273
>not Season 2 Episode 1

good luck m8s.

>>82789522
Great satire

>>82789522
>the intelligence level of the average Fallon watcher

I tried watching the first episode. I turned it off because I really don't care about some murder mystery entertainment.

>>82789619
The viewers can't be smarter than the host and Fallon is clearly dumb as a box of rocks.

Where can I watch Twin Peaks lads? I can't find a torrent anywhere, but maybe I'm retarded.

It will be impossible to talk about this on /tv/ because Twin Peaks is exactly the kind of thing that reddit will latch on to and ruin.

>David Lynch
>bandwagon-proof

I dunno about America, but here in Euroslavia Lynch and Twin Peeks is a staple among the "i'm not like the other girls" crowd. Seeing how they are exactly like every other basic bitch out there, it's very popular and absolutely will be a bandwagon show

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BTFO

>>82789719
It's hard for it to make sense when you're speaking backwards and dancing in all of your scenes.

>>82789619
I'm fucking South African, why the fuck would I watch Amerifat cardboard cutout #456?

>>82789683
Dunno if magnet links are allowed on 4chan so I put it up here.
https://pastebin.com/kwkcyTsy
Alternatively just search on TPB like I did, or you can watch it on 123movies if you don't mind shit encoding.

>>82789685
How does a fanbase ruin a show, exactly?

>>82789683
I use Bit Che to track down torrents now. Here's a BRrip with a lot of seeders.

> https://www.limetorrents.cc/Twin-Peaks-Complete-Series-720p-x264-aac-5-1-torrent-6814047.html

>>82789771
>>82789818
Thank you guys, much appreciated.

>>82789798
Holy crap dude. Go to any "fan" group online and they pick the show to death and demand the show go along with their theories.

>>82789798
forced pandering.

>>82789863
so.... just like /tv/

>>82789863
This is why sensible TV producers don't pay any attention whatsoever to fans. They're not professionals, all they know how to do is ruin a show if you start pandering to them. See The X-Files, Supernatural, etc.

I'm sure you retards will find something to sperg out about.

>>82789896
Yes. Fans are toxic.

t. Joss Whedon

>>82789798
how new are you, you clueless maggot?

>>82786978
>Jimmy Fallon is a dune fan
Is he, dare I say, /ourguy/?

>>82789941
If a show goes on too long, it becomes fan fiction / fan service. Disney Star Wars is current proof of that.

>>82790009
George wanted a new trilogy. your anti-Disney shilling is showing.

>>82789966
Oww the edge!

>>82790084
George disavowed Nu-Wars. Too retro as he put it.

>>82790009
>>82790084
and the spinoffs were also his idea too.

he also actively licensed his creative assets to Disney for decades to produce toys and drive revenue and fans back to his films.

you're a retard.

>>82790120
he liked Rogue One.

>>82790122
Why did he call Disney "white slavers"? Was it just to be our guy?

>>82790148
Well it was a decent film where going retro made sense. His episode 7 sounded very different and not very commercial.

>>82786978
despite what you think it hasn't aged well at all. to appreciate you had to have seen it during its run. anyone who claims they love it after seeing it post 90s is full of shit because it really isn't anything special when compared to what has come after it.

>>82790150
still sore from the sale. if VIII is weird and original enough maybe he'll be on board more.

and he loves black people. I bet he made sweet passionate love to his black wife that night.

>>82790259
They must do some hot auction block role playing desu

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>>82790293

>>82789719
Brilliant.

>>82790194
Imagine actually unironically thinking this

>>82787624
The confrontation at the end of the international pilot never happens in the full show, although clips of it are used in a spooky montage iirc. Basically, everything that happens after whatsherface remembers seeing Bob in Laura's room doesn't happen.

Episode descriptions on sky Atlantic (UK) are vague but enticing.

>Part 1: My log has a message for you
>Part 2: The stars turn and a time presents itself

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>>82790361
Lynch definitely wrote those. he's a madman.

>>82790405

He's right you know

>>82790339
imagine unironically liking a shitty soap opera because david lynch's name is attached to the project

>>82787374
ooopsie you fucked up familia

>>82787163
You clearly know only shitty people. I bet you're a piece of shit yourself.

>>82790405
that sounds like he was making a reference to a short story named the aleph by jorge borges

>>82789719
Are midgets prone to lower IQs
is that a meme

>>82790189
>His episode 7 sounded very different and not very commercial
and he explained this when?

>>82790728
He worked on the space shuttle ground crew and talked backwards with his friends in middle school because he was in a gifted and talented program, so no.

>>82790767
>blue collar worker
>was in a gifted and talented program
yeah he's a retard

>>82790729
On Charlie Rose

>They wanted to do a retro movie. I don't like that. Every movie I work very hard to make them completely different, with different planets, with different spaceships, make it new.

>Lucas also told Rose about his own plans for further Star Wars movies, which Disney decided not to go ahead with: "They looked at the stories, and they said, 'We want to make something for the fans'... They decided they didn't want to use those stories, they decided they were going to do their own thing.

>>82786978
>Will this new season be bandwagon-proof?
I'm jumping on it as we speak :^)

>>82790818
this is telling me about his ideas. I want to hear what his ideas were, so I can judge for myself whether or not they sounded commercial

>>82790777
Computer work on the shuttle ground crew was not factory work. Somebody could have died.. oh wait..

>>82790767
How could he be on a shuttle crew if it is so BORING and nothing happens they just adjust things you don't even GET to go to SPACE it's just talking and moving things.

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>>82790818
If Disney knows how to do anything it's shameless ly pander to an audience.

>>82790839
I don't have it handy, but someone at dIsney said George's idea was focused on young kids as leads. It reminded them too much of TPM so they ditched it to go the nostalgia cash route.

>>82790855
Underrated.

>>82790122
Isn't Disney applying MKultra to their movies though? and that's why they bought Marvel and Starwars as a way to get to Children and Older people

>>82790724
This man is K I N O

>>82787937
1500-2008

>>82786978
I thought that was Norm Macdonald in the thumbnail.

Nobody clapped because the guy manning the applause sign probably didn't know they should have

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That ship you like is going to come back in style.

>>82787806
as >>82787868 said. most of my friends are those indie artsy types (who are prone to watching this kind of stuff) and not one of them has watched it

appearing on late night tv for this, cringe

>>82787924
normie

Can't wait for the reviews of the premiere. I'm expecting a lot of confused people.

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>>82793615
>there will be "professional" reviewers giving it bad scores because they start watching it from the 3rd season and they've never seen s1&2

absolutely disgusting

>>82790361
Shitty prediction time:

>My log has a message for you
Obviously Log Lady related stuff. Maybe she's the one that kickstarts the new series? Maybe the log tells her that Cooper is STILL in Black Lodge?

>The stars turn and a time presents itself
Cooper breaks free from the Lodge and notices 25 years have passed, but a chain of events starts bringing new darkness to the town?

I dunno, with Lynch you can never try to guess what happens.

>>82787937
999 - 3050

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>>82793771
>yfw professional youtube reviewers born AFTER the original series aired will give the new season bad scores

>>82793771
I'm talking more about that I expect season 3 to be a lot different to the first two seasons, so people not familiar with Lynch's movies might be put off by it.

>>82789719
Its just a ruse. Lynch made him say that so its a surprise when he shows up in the show.

He did similar things with Catherine in season 2. Actors and staff had no idea she was there in disguise.

>>82788304

Hey FUCK YOU.

I'm ADHD, and I sat through all of twin peaks without looking at anything elsewhere. Love the show immensely.

>>82787163
Too late. It's all filmed and gonna be released.

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>>82786978
I really love Twin Peaks.

Coffee, log lady, tibet, percolator....am I cool?

>>82787924
>waaa waaa
wagie

>>82790361
>My log has a message for you
>The episode is just perv shots of Amanda Seyfried playing in reverse

K I N O

>>82787163
I'm sure it will get better ratings than most Showtime series. Actually I can't even think of any other Showtime series off the top of my head. I'm sure the hardcore Lynch fans will buy it in bluray as well. How many other blurays is Showtime selling?

>>82795346
Billions is pretty based

>>82787711
GoT doesn't come on until like mid July

wild at heart is his best movie

>>82788827
>They killed the audience with obscure SNL shit. SNL has always been comedy cancer.
This.

>>82786978
>he awkwardly tries the "damn good cofee" line to get the audience hype
>it doesnt spark with the audience because its millennials and twin peaks is already 30 years old by now
That was pathetic as shit

>>82786978
>Will this new season be bandwagon-proof?

Have you not seen all the bandwagon threads by normies on /tv/?

>>82786978
>>82796825
I'd laugh my ass off if twin peaks is the one to kill normie bandwagoning, since it's the only recent property that really has some "obscure" nerd cred to it.
Star Wars never really went away, but twin peaks went away big time.