I've been thinking of buying one of these things actors

Buy yourself some soda cans instead

Now this is autism

>>82782287

That thing already has a built in sixpack

>>82782317
It's the exact same thing as a push up bra.

What are they called?

What do you do when you hit if off with a girl and she takes you to her place?

>>82782250
what if a girl touches it?
It's pointless.

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>>82782357
same thing happens with guys with small dicks
you only get one night

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HA!

>>82782357
It's rather simple really, go into the bathroom, remove the prosthetic, step in the bedroom again.

>>82782374
>9 inches
>perfect
What gargantuan feminist slut wrote this shit?

>>82782401
Is this some kind of asian thing? Having a really puffy vagina?

>>82782418
>gargantuan feminist slut
it's just bait, nigga

>>82782430
I don't know but I like it. Bit fat puffy vaginas are the closest thing to a fetish I have. I love them.

>>82782418
what miniscule dicklet wrote this shit?

>>82782406
>she touches your chest
>its soft
>she recoils and leaves

i mean other than that you should be fine.

>>82782374
>7.5
>decent
I'm pretty sure I understand Eliot Roger now. Women must die.

>>82782374
>caring about if a girl reaches climax

what are you, gay?

>>82782430
Puffy vagina is the best vagina.

>>82782352

Fucking GAAAAAY.

>>82782250
Why not just work out?

>>82782505
do you have difficulty cumming? because cumming is the easiest thing to do for guys. lasting longer in bed is the shit, something you dicklets suck at.

>>82782401
ive always loved cameltoes and fat pussies. glad theyre finally coming more into fashion.

>>82782542
lmao ok roastie

>>82782535
Lol

>>82782546
>ive always loved fat pussies.

It's important to love yourself

>>82782556
lol okay premature ejaculator

>>82782470
These things are made with a material imitating skin.
The real issue is if she sees the prosthetic thing or if the girl is not absolutely dumb and notices something off with the stick arms on a sculpted chest and abs.

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>>82782586
>if the girl is not absolutely dumb

>>82782586
That's why you wear it to a dark club and pick up some drunk slut and rail her before she even notices.

>>82782250
SpongeBob, is that you?

>>82782361
I don't think he'll ever have to worry about that.

>>82782505
>be shit at sex
>never make her cum
>she doesn't have sex with you anymore because you're a self centred manchild
>tells all her friends how shit you are at sex
>none of them will have sex with you either now
>you are a figure of fun to all the women you know
>none of them look at you as a man

lol

>>82782622
this, you gotta bang her in the club bathroom

>>82782622
Yeah that's the way.
Not like you want to see the girl without 2 fingers of makeup and with her floppy tits around due to the lack of pushup either.

>>82782663
It's so easy to spot mad roasties in these threads

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>>82782374
>obvious bait
>tfw ideal girth

>>82782683
save your epic comebacks for the women who mock you in private my dude

>>82782663
Someone's on their period lol

>>82782663
>not being able to find girls in different circles than your ex

LOL

>>82782731
stay mad, roastie

>>82782581
lotta projection in this post

>>82782776
I never had good sex. The post.

>>82782750
having to find an entirely new circle of women every time you have sex with one of them because you're that shit at sex isn't a claim bud

>>82782250
anon...no..

>>82782657
I went full sperg mode into /fit/ for over 2 years and got pretty buff.
Woman ALWAYS touched me and I'm not particularly good looking. They touch your pecs, your biceps and poke your abs. Doesn't mean they're trying to fuck you but they will touch. Even my mother was touching my abs (Hadn't seen her in 15 months)

>>82782886
Nice fan fiction fag

>>82782401
w2c

>>82782542
>big dicks last longer
lmao

>>82782897
what?

>>82782401
last time i saw this pic posted was on /r9k/ and then some femanon was saying how her own vagoo was puffy as that naturally and posted pics. it was awesome

>>82782886
>(Hadn't seen her in 15 months)
See your mother more, fag.

>>82782250
It looks bizarre and distended without larger arms.

>>82782929
>some femanon

>>82782929
sounds pretty awesome, anon

>>82782931
don't
mothers are cancer if you're male
no male older than 6yo should have close relationships with his mother

>>82782972
>mothers are cancer if you're male
>this is what poor people actually believe
I'm sorry your mother is shit, anon.

>>82782972
lmao

>>82782972
You sound like a shit son.

>>82782972
MGTOW please go back to /r9k/

>>82782752
rost!!! luuuulz XD *holds up spork*

>>82782972
Kill yourself faggot

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>>82782950
It does, some people get them implanted

>>82783041
>ironic shitposting

You dumb hole, so easy to spot

>>82783055
>>82783032
>>82783012
>>82783010
>>82783008
To their defence though, maybe it works better if you have a good father to compensate for the motherly faggotry. But good fathers are very rare.

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>>82783061
For arms there is Synthol injections

>>82783074
>to compensate for the motherly faggotry

You don't know what you're talking about faggot

>>82783081
It's a shame there's so little content of her

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>>82782832
>Women are actually friends to each other

>>82783074
>you need a good father to have a good mother
Still wrong.

>>82782401
I need one....for reasons.

Asking for a friend of a friend.

>>82783074
you're not fooling anybody, anon

>>82783108
no, you need a good father so the mother doesn't influence you negatively

>>82783093
Is that the stuff they inject in that kardasians ass?

For fuck's sake, never EVER accept anything posted on here as true.

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>>82782529

>>82783125
You don't.
Again, I'm sorry you had a shitty mother.
But your experiences with your mother isn't the norm.

>>82783124
I'm not trying to. My father was complete shit and I barely know him. Mother was shit too, but in a completely different way.

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>>82783126
Dunno

>>82782663
Rekt

>>82783093
dat neck

>>82782897
>projecting

>>82783151
no no NO NONONONONONO

>>82783147
how is it, that you all seem to generally hate women, but when it comes to your mothers, you're suddenly defending them?

>>82783074
There's no good excuse for not seeing your parent in over a year unless some shit like they abused you growing up.

>>82782250
That's not how muscles look like.

>>82783189
>that you all seem to generally hate women

MOST women

>>82783189
>that you all seem to generally hate women
>/tv/ is one person

>>82782586
I'm just gonna ruin that dream for you.

The male equivalent of a cleavage are strong forearms. Good luck getting a prosthetic for those.

>>82783257
You missed the point entirely.

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>>82783257
Joke's on you pal, I already do.

>>82782250
just work out

not only is it FREE, you actually gain health benefits

you cant even show off your body when you wear this, imagine if you score some hot chick at a bar and you bring her home only yo take off your muscle suit, wtf?

>>82783278
I guess the point was ignoring this thread.

But I got time to burn.

>>82783300
This. I shitpost between sets

>>82782346
hhheheheehehhe

>>82782972
kek

>>82783257
What does that have to do with anything said in that post?

>>82782250
>>>/r9k/

>>82783151
If I poked him with a needle would he explode?

>>82783300
>not only is it FREE

what

>>82783257

tfw nice thick forearms and not a manlet either. compound lifts really do pay off. forearms and lats is where its at. who /rows/ here?

I saw these on some social media with the caption "men's answer to the push up bra" and had a slight chuckle. Then in the comment section saw

>"umm but like thats really transphobic and these are really great for trans* people!????

>>82783397
it would be extremely painful

>>82782622
You don't even need that armor piece for that

>>82783416
>you need equipment or go to a gym to work out

>>82783300
Unless you're doing meme shit like cardio or body weight exercises, working out is not free.

>>82783489
Yes, i thought that's how it worked

>>82783443
>women can wear make up and push up bras
>it's funny when men do something similar

>all women have vibrators
>a guy is a creep if he has a fleshlight

>a female teacher has sex with her 10 year old student and everyone says it's hot
>a guy is a predator if he does the same thing

People fucking suck.

>>82783498
Body weight fitness

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>>82783257
Oh sweetie

>>82783498
>cardio is a meme

lol get outside and run fatty

>>82783498
>cardio
>meme shit

>>82783148
didn't bought you a playstation?

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>>82783416
it doesnt cost a penny to do some push ups,planks and crunches/ sit-ups
and you can find pull up bars etc at local parks. Jogging/climbing stairs is free too.

>>82783498
thats a lousy excuse fat/lazy people tell themselves, you can be fit if you want to. If you want to bulk up obviously you need to commit a bit more (and even then determined people find a way) Keeping fit and having a lean-mean body is absolutely free.

>>82783604
just go to a gym already fatty

>>82782929
i guess """her""" other parts were also "puffy"

>>82783151
Seriously how does synthol work?

Does it go away? Because that doesn't look healthy at all.

>>82783617
If you can't run at least three miles outside, not on a treadmill, you're not in good shape.

>>82783498
Convinct conditioning.

You're welcome.

>>82783498
...but cardio is actually important

>>82783574
Yeah, I'd like to see the ZBrush blob monsters containted to /3/

>>82782750
>>82782731
when did 4chan becam so alpha/normie?
sure reddit is here

>>82783686
>alpha

>>82783686
All the fast boards are populated by 19 year old college students dude.

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>>82782721
>tfw me too

>>82783653
you literally force oil between your muscles. this makes them larger but also makes them prone to bruising and infection, you know, because your fucking pumping them full of oil. you will kill yourself if you use dirty oil. eventually it will be absorbed by the body

>>82783627
>>82783627

guise she posted nudes

Yh and what happens when she touches u or tries to pull ur top up

Sexual assault yh

>>82783558
>all women have vibrators
I wish this was true

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>>82782731
Not to sound like a boy club, but wouldn't you be less triggered on Rebbit ?

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>>82783558
The double standard is not only suckish with shit like that but legit legally and ethically.

Are you an expectant father? You have 0 say about whether your partner carries the child through or not. She wants to kill your child and you want to save him? Too fucking bad - that vacuum needle is gonna obliterate him. And you have no legal say.

You get molested or raped by some chick? Fuck you, hombre, males can't be raped, whether you're 7 or 27 - at least, not by women. Not that seven year old that was jacked off by his teacher in New York a couple months ago. Not the dude that Amy fucking Schumer, a millionaire celebrity, got drunk and raped in college. Nope. Fuck you.

What about wanting access to your kids after divorce? The fact that over 95% of custody battles favor the female for no other reason than she's the mom should clue you in.

Or how about that for every dollar spent on male-specific cancer research by the federal government, DOUBLE PLUS 1/4 of that was spent on Breast cancer alone, with another $170 million for ovarian cancer and ~$200 million for cervical cancer research.

It fucking sucks, and yet, this feminism bullshit that is being rammed down our throats (ESPECIALLY in Movies and Video Games) about issues that don't matter in the least bit is dominate in our media.

I mean, the movies that have been coming out recently and gaming censorship and the Five Guys saga alone should tell you all you need to know about media and feminism.

It's enough to get you depressed.

>>82782317
>Autism
>Girls wear shit like this to modify their appearance all the time but guys are shamed for it
The patriarchy sure is oppressive.

>>82782374
Women don't care about long dicks, they care about thick dicks because they want their pussy stretched. Girth is what matters, not length.

>>82783937
but big dicks look better and sex is easier if you have a long schlong

>>82782250
Someone post the pic of Sam from Supernatural wearing one.

>>82783910
lol is this some kind of gamergate pasta?

>>82782374

This is bullshit. Anything above about 8" hinders anything goes sex. at 8.5" I regularly hit the Cervix if I or she isn't careful or fully aroused. 9" you would always have to go shallow no matter her arousal. 9" is a meme to troll others into thinking they are inadequate. It's not a huge deal and the size visually impresses, but I wouldn't care if I was 7" instead of 8.5, it would make no difference.

>despite what hentai claims - hitting the cervix is painful for the woman.

i naturally have this physique so no

>>82783489
>doing bodyweight only

>>82784455
>moving goalposts

>>82782929
You were jacking it to a ballsack.

>>82784478
>moving goalposts instead of doing diddlylifts

>>82784455
>He can't even do an entry level move like a front lever

>>82784654
>he can't even do boatshake hoists

>>82782663
>pump and dump random chick
>tells her friends you don't know about your dick
oh no what am i going to do

>>82783910
I completely agreed with you/your pasta right up until you brought video games into it, you just invalidate your own argument, come on man.

>>82783656
The only difference is the air you breath in. Outside tends to be colder and will hurt your lungs unless you get used to it.

Also treadmills have a softer floor so improper form wouldn't fuck you up over time as much. Asphalt isn't as forgiving and will be bad for you on the long term even with good form.

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>>82782374
>current year
>still believing in the dick size meme

>>82785235
>actually propelling your full bodyweight forward vs just moving your legs fast enough

>>82785342
t. high school dropout

>>82785664
you do know treadmills have motors, right?

>>82785883
You're serious aren't you?

>>82785914
why wouldn't I be? you're free to prove me wrong, though

>inb4 "just run faster to compensate"

>>82782357
she laughs him out of her place once she discovers it.

>>82786235
Those motors don't do anything to propel you forward.