wEBM

>>82780721
Yo that's fucking gay

>>82780721
Um.... What am I furiously fapping to?

>>82780721
i wonder how this feels :3c

>>82780721
Was that a depiction of them having sex?

My wife hates gay scenes with a passion so I made her rewatch it entirely when we watched this episode together. I was laughing the whole time just watching her squirm while two dudes got it on like that.

I actually found the scene very high quality. When they're not outright skipped, these scenes are usually very low priority for production and writing. Really felt like they gave it the same treatment as the Bilquis scene. I really like it when artists put their money where their mouth is and these guys even did a good job.

For as popular as lesbians are though I'll never understand why women hate gays with such a passion. It's genetic I swear.

>>82780721
It's facinating how babies are concieved. God is real.

>8 posts in
>no fargo cutie

>>82780721
So its all a metaphor for him giving him AIDS right? He had a fire in him and then he fucked him up the ass and we can see how the aids fire bacteria gets transferred into him and then in the end he has the AIDS symbolized by the burning eyes. Why are they trying to normalize giving people AIDS ?

>>82780964
>Women hate men that don't crave female attention and wont show them deference motivated by the expectation of sexual favors.

Heh, yeah I wonder why they hate gays

>>82780721
lmao this looks so fucking retarded

>>82780964
Your wife sounds great.

You sound like a faggot.

>>82780721
What's that from? Looks really dumb.

i read how this show had a "graphic gay sex scene" and literally skipped the whole thing as soon as they were in the elevator

>>82780721
Literally just watched this shit kek

>>82783004
Do you recommend watching CP2 or just skipping to #3?

>>82780721
I better muslims on twitter are going fucking crazy about this.

>>82780721
I love how beatifully spreading AIDS is shown here.

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>>82783116
I see 3 as the weakest of the entire series. So I would recommend watching 2 for sure.

>>82780721
Damn.

Wish I had a burly, arab man w/ flaming eyes and spunk to fill me up all night.

>>82780721
Dan Bilzerian is fucking guys too? Now I've seen everything.

>>82783085
What is the show?

>>82783194
American Gods

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>>82783085
Op's webm is contextual. Everyone sees different things based on a prefered board

>>82783208
Thanks anon

>>82783116
i stopped at 2 because the second was so bad and went straight to bride and seed. thinking of watching 3 after this thread, looks pretty kino.

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>>82783230
I found it meh as far as movies go. Not particularly memorable.

>>82783214
Is that supposed to be funny? Because its more sad than anything else.

>>82782365
>your wife sounds great for being unable to watch basic shit

>>82783306
i need to hear the music for this

>>82782177
NEXT

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>>82783396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cMQBeUu-nc

>>82783439
I don't have it but the sneaky bunker raid where they finally take the hill is some of the most intense shit I've ever watched

>>82783502
Thin Red Line is unironically my favorite WWII movie

>>82783577
who the fuck are these cum sluts

>>82783670
wow that was very rude, you will have to find it yourself

>>82783391
no, faggotry is not at all, basic. Good luck with that though.

>>82782705

Literal pleb

>>82783577
who are these stunning creatures

>>82783697

> Can't watch a sex scene because it has two men
> Not a pleb

Pick one.

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>>82783733
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsPIaCSj0XpQJbGDIJfyFrw/videos
https://www.instagram.com/elisha__h/
https://www.instagram.com/reneeherbert_/

>>82783761
thank you kind anon

>>82783439
that's fucking sick, thanks anon you've made me very happy.

>>82784010
childs play 3 sucks dick, literally the worse in the series.

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>>82784033
I agree, it's the worst of the series

>its a general webm thread gets autistically spammed with hundreds of webms of every last second of footage of one movie like always

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>>82784149
Build a bridge anon. Don't be a stupid girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR4yQFZK9YM

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>>82783161

>>82782308
first time i watched that my heart was jumping out of my chest

>>82784518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGF7FwiNNgg

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>>82784558

No.

>>82784625
WTF IS ALL THESE MOVIES I SITTING HERE WATCHING SHITTY MASTERS OF NONE AND HATING IT

>>82784664
what did he mean by this?

>>82784701
god knows

>>82780721
>flaming
Wow that shit is real subtle.

>>82784818
more like hamwatch

>>82785047
cute

>>82785047
Jesus faggos should be exterminated

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>start webm thread
>no sound
>/tv/ board with silent webms

>>82785446
kino is silent

>>82780721
kino

>>82780964
a lot of the women I know love gay sex and masterbate to it a lot

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>>82780721
what the fuck did I just see

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>>82785446
why don't they just start a thread on /wsg/ called /tv/ and link it? I have always wondered this. Who am I to question things.

>>82781573
holy shit has the fbi seen this? Maybe they could find who interrogated them

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>>82786087

>>82785946
A Jinn putting his demon dick in a failure at all things Arabic Salesman. And after coming fire in the guys bum he infects the guy's soul with Sand Nigger Fire Aids and the guy becomes a taxi cab driving Fag Jinn because the Jinn's sperm is not only fiery and cootie carrying,but apparently you can rewrite reality and give people your lame duck taxi cab driving career.

Yeah, it was really fucked. Especially when they were all fucking fuck nasty. Yeah. Fucking Jews man. Yeah. The Ride Never ends, bruh.

>>82780964
yeah sure THAT'S why you replayed that scene uh huh

>>82782688
WHAT THE FUCK

That's kinda hot honestly. I thought it was a woman at first but then at the end I saw it was a guy and it made it hotter.

>>82786269
nice b8

>>82780721
where is this from?

>>82786465
American Gods

>>82780721
Is that what sex really feels like?

>>82786473
can cer

>>82786510
Yeah it burns and stings.

>>82786512
MOMMY

>>82782308
what movie

>>82786849

Really? REALLY? How fucking old are you?

>>82786849
The Godfather

>>82786868
I was trying to think when she was in 13 Reasons Why then I realised the guy just looks the same in every thing he is ever in.

>>82782450
Holy shit I remember watching that scene as a kid.

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>>82786868
add more bitrates

Great Work Starz

>>82780721
Sargon_of_akkad_having_culturally_enriching_a_beta_cuck.webm

You're not cool with homosexuals in your schools teaching your kids about gay buttsex?

>>82782308
doesn't have the same impact without the audio

the sound of the elevated train or trolley or whatever really adds to the scene

>>82784664
I Saw The Devil

>>82780964
>I'll never understand why women hate gays
It's because they found a loophool and don't have to deal with women

>>82780964
Why'd you marry a homophobe, anon?

>>82787146
Only if it involves burning fags alive. Hey, I've fapped to shit up to and including shit like that and even sicker shit, I've fapped to rape, like real life rape. In especially the Indian rapes, dudes beautifully records everytime they rape some poor girl who wanted to shit. Funniest shit ever, she's out to take a shit and guys plow her for all she's worth. Sadly she didn't shit on them. I would have shat all over them. I guess she was afraid they would have killed her. but I fapped regardless. Point is, You wouldn't be cool with rapist from India teaching your sons how to rape some poor girl out in the bush taking a shit, now would you?

TL:DR head shot all fags with a bazooka.

>>82787326
Because faggotry is nasty?

>>82782688
Fucking hilarious. Where is this from?

>>82780964
kek

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>>82785192
try it faggot

>>82787464
*teleports behind you*

>>82787464
>>82787464
Killing a fag does not at all solve the problem of faggotry. Some become fags because they're bored, cave in to peer pressure, become curious or has become jaded to all things normal because they've engaged in some of the sickest shit known to man. You should kill the people who enables faggotry. Like those people who says there's nothing wrong with it. If you saw a bloke eating shit, you'd chastise him immediately and everyone would call him a horrible person, maybe even lock him up for evaluation. You lock up a fag or chastise them horribly, they'll pretend to be straight, keep it to themselves or try to get cured.

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>>82787551
>wanting to hide this

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I guess the genie got into the Cave of Wonders and now they're both in a whole new world

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>>82787623

>>82787495
sort yourself out kid

>>82787551
>kill the people who enables faggotry
so leftists

>>82787716
>7 views
>3 minutes ago
You just uploaded this, didn't you?

>>82780721
At least he didn't swallow the dude with his dick.

>>82782308
Martin Shkreli vs socialists

>>82787820
Don't even laugh about that shit nigga, it's a legitimate hazard.

>>82787799
kek

>>82787716
>shilling your own shit

>>82781049
>aids fire bacteria
AIDS is a virus, not a bacteria.

>>82787968
AIDS is a syndrome, HIV is a virus.

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>>82781955
eh pfft

>>82787968
>>82788146
SCHOOLED

>>82780764
technically that's gay fucking.

>>82786512
>1,85 m
muh dick

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this thread sucks

>>82780964
>I'll never understand why women hate gays with such a passion.
Most women I talked about gay with love seeing two dudes together and the rest are indifferent to it, wtf is wrong with you

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post ayy lmao gf from split webms already REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>82788250
Wew.

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>>82788250
threads are what you make them tbphwyf

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>>82788250
you're not making it better

>>82788324
will we see her and Miller again ?

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>>82788250

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>>82788362
I hope so
I really like Miller

>>82786849
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

>>82786849
wow

>>82783323
It's pretty fucking funny. What's wrong with you?

>>82782095
what is this from holy shit

>>82788320
wait who is that?

>>82788613
Collecting the Collectors Collection

>>82786849
>literally in the fucking filename

>>82788613
the kinollection

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>>82788892
This is good bait. But not that good.

>>82788750
source

>>82787683
nature causes gayness, so youll have to wipe out the entire planet

>>82787551
D O N T C A R E W H E R E Y O U G O

AS

LONG

AS

YOU

LEAVE

Nobody cares about how much you hate yourself for wanting to suck dicks.

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>>82788667
>being this new

>>82788875
Her face makes me angry stop faking it you vapid bitch

>>82784108
>>82784591
What are these?

>>82789541
>stop doing your job you damn pornstar !

>>82782777
>>82782786
>>82782859
>>82783214
>>82783577
>>82783761
>>82784518
>>82784596
>>82784872
>>82784950
>>82785047
>>82781573
>>82788198
>>82788280
>>82788320
>>82788324
>>82788670
>>82788750
>>82788875
>>82789425
what was the point in posting this

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>>82789671
what was the point in posting this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE

>>82789671
what was the point in posting this

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>>82789671

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>>82789671

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>>82787623

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>>82789671

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>>82789914
MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC

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>>82789977
D U B D U B S
U U
B B
S S

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>>82789977
wew

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d4C1ZQKmw4

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>>82790101
you got more rare batemans?

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>>82789671

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>>82790263
just a couple

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>>82790344

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>>82790344
wew

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>tfw post my gets reported

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>>82790344
saving

>tfw getting banned

>>82790514
4 wut?

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>>82790514
>tfw the jannies ban minor /tv/-related nudity
>tfw the jannies think /tv/ is a sfw board
>tfw the jannies actually think anything on 4chan is sfw
>tfw the jannies think your work cares what webms you're lookings at, and not that you're on the evil hacker website on a work server at all

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>>82790514
>>82790594
>tfw forgetting to post the webm

>>82790594
>>82790639

dubs threads and posting is against the rules.

>>82790620

>not just rushing him

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>>82790594
not them but I've been banned for posting a webm of Winona Ryder's nipple in a thread about why Winona Ryder hasn't done nudes.

I've been banned for posting a censored fappening image.

I've been banned for saying they ban people for stupid shit.

DO

YOU

THINK

YOUR

WORK

IS

OK

WITH

YOU

LOOKING

AT

THIS?

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>>82790620
isn't it IRONIC how enforcing the rules made /tv/ a shithole

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>>82790659
This isn't a dubs thread faggot. One anon did a dubs joke and now anons are dumping American Psycho webms.

Stop being a faggot. >>82790659
this isn't a dubs thread it's a webm thread. One anon did a dubs joke and now it's an American Psycho dump.

And stop being faggots about people having a goddamn goof on 4chan. Banning active users over arbitrary puritanical shit and antiquated rules.

Stop ruining /tv/.

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>>82790822

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>>82790822
dubs of truth

>>82786041
>>82785446
Not every scene needs sound. And if you want sound, there are movie specific threads and threads with webms for other boards on /wsg/.

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>>82790900
he's a big guy

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>they actually deleted OPs webm

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>>82790801
>isn't it IRONIC how enforcing the rules made /tv/ a shithole
It's not "enforcing the rules" it's that they're arbitrary dicks about it.

And that the "rules" are fucking nonsense because

A: It says don't porn on a blue board. Posting a thread relevant nude scene from a movie isn't porn. Meanwhile, waifu posting and hollard twinkposting and everything that is literally just masturbation spam threads may be pruned but nobody is banned as long as there's no visible bathing suit areas.

B: The rules say blue boards are for "themes that are to be considered work safe." NONE OF THE "THEMES" OF ANYTHING WE TALK ABOUT IS "WORK SAFE." WE FETISHIZE ARMPITS AND FEET AND WHINE ABOUT MINORITIES IN KIDS MOVIES AND HOW WOMEN ARE BULLSHIT AND EVERYONE CALLS EVERYONE NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS AND CUNTS AND EVERYTHING ELSE.

N O N E O F T H I S I S S A F E F O R W O R K

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>>82782688
>filename

fucking kek

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ANYONE HAVE ANY GOOD SFW GORE AND DEATH SCENES FROM MOVIES AND TV?

>>82790707
prove it

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>>82789570
post ending in 591 is from Hard Boiled

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>>82791244
safe for work

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>>82789671
>it's an anon that responds to every reply in the thread episode

>>82790620
/tv/ is a blueboard.
You might disagree about what is really sfw around here, but if you post female nipples and general genitalia, you are open for banning. Either reset your router or stop blatantly posting stuff out of the rules.

>>82790822
dude what the fuck is that from

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Enemy at the Gates spoilers if you haven't seen it

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>>82791251
dont feel like browsing through the 1000s of screenshots I've obsessively taken and I guess I didn't take a screen of the Winona Ban.

Here's me getting warned for complaining that they deleted and warned me for posting
>>82788320
in a webm thread.

What part of that webm is nsfw? What part of that webm is not related to television and film?

>>82791555
real or green screen?

>>82791102
Read the again. NSFW isn't exclusively porn, it involves nudity, gore and some other more less defineable stuff (like a woman twerking in a bikini isn't full nudity, but it isn't even close to work safe).

>>82791643
>What part of that webm is nsfw? What part of that webm is not related to television and film?
it has a cute girl. cute girls trigger mods. cmon anon its like its your first day

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>>82791691
time to trigger them then

>>82791644
real, shot on a long lens probably

>>82791753
but near the end it was pretty close.

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>>82791459
>/tv/ is a blueboard.
and it should stay that way.
>You might disagree about what is really sfw around here
Nothing is sfw around here. It's all nsfw. If you're browsing 4chan at work you're a fucking idiot.
>but if you post female nipples and general genitalia, you are open for banning.
because if there's one thing I think of when I think of 4chan it's belligerent puritanical adherence to rules.
>tfw the board that hosted a majority of the fappening dumps now bans people over a nipple.

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>>82791674
N O N E O F T H I S I S E V E N C L O S E S F W

I'm fine with banning porn and irl death and gore and masturbatory nudity and spam. But this is an 18+ board on 4chan, it's retarded that a context relevant nipple is WHERE WE DRAW THE LINE.

>>82791846
Then just don't get mad for being banned.
The rules are there, if janitors or mods want to enforce then, they will. You have ways to work around a ban anyway.
And also this was never a democracy. It's a private site and you don't have much of a say on what stays and what is deleted.

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>>82791832
It's a 2000mm lens, meaning you'll get forced perspective between the actors and the plane.

>>82791950
THEN TELL THAT TO THE MODS.
All I'm saying is that there are rules in effect and they are sometimes enforced. If you have a grudge against the stupid rules, go complain to who make and enforce then instead of derailing a thread with meta shit.

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>>82791962
>Then just don't get mad for being banned.
lol you're right it's against the rules to point out how retarded the rules are and how arbitrarily they're enforced.
>The rules are there, if janitors or mods want to enforce then, they will.
No shit. IF they want to.
>And also this was never a democracy.
DO NOT QUESTION. DO NOT TRY TO CHANGE. DO NOT IMPROVE. WE CHOOSE TO ALIENATE OURSELVES AND HINDER THE BOARD'S ABILITY TO GROW OR EVOLVE AND YOU NEED TO JUST ACCEPT THAT.
>>82792033
>THEN TELL THAT TO THE MODS.
I'm pretty sure thats what I'm doing. They're clearly in the thread.
>If you have a grudge against the stupid rules, go complain to who make and enforce them
kek should I call the 4chan helpline?

>>82787365
what film is this again? Pretty sure ive seen it

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>>82792234
>>82791962
>>82791846
>>82791950
>>82791102
wow

>>82792288
surveillance 2008

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>>82792378

>>82791630
if he was so fucking good then why did he take the bait

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>>82792378
ikr. I just wanna post and watch webms in peace

>>82792234
No, what you're doing is coming to a webm thread and crying about rules.
This isn't the thread for that. Mods aren't going to read your post, nor the admin. They're going to look for nipples and dicks and delete that.
As uneffective as it might be, the admin does allow a thread for the discussion of the meta of the board, and those are more likely to reach those who enforce and create rules, than just posting on the webm thread.

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>>82792452
I didn't come here to cry about the rules. Anon posted a scene from a movie and was afraid that brief male ass would get him banned and that turned into a conversation.
>Mods aren't going to read your post, nor the admin.
oh ok so I'll just go make a meta thread that they won't read lol.
>They're going to look for nipples and dicks and delete that.
I'm fine with that. I've been here forever and I have no issue if they delete shit, but getting banned for posting one slightly lewd webm in a context relevant thread, with a warning and spoiler cover, is fucking gay. I don't spam porn or irl gore and I don't come to /tv/ to jerk off.

Every fucking day there's edgy kids complaining about how all /tv/ ever talks about is capeshit and kids movies, while also defending mods that delete and bans "adult" content.

>>82792452
literally all I've ever wanted to do. And I was fine until I started getting arbitrary warnings for posting "context"-free webms in a webm thread and every annoying thing janitors do to flex nuts.

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>>82789570
First one is drug war, second is hard boiled

this is kill zone

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>>82793150
don't rope me into your autism bro

>>82788320
>>82791643
>>82792234
>>82793150

This is painter anon right? Are you just arguing to avoid working again?

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somewhat related.

>>82792418
ty david lynchs daughter film... i loved it. Great bill pullman and great twist

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>>82793538
pfft no

>>82793807
What's this from?

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>>82793862
My Life Directed by Nicholas Winding Refn, Directed by his wife. BTS documentary of him and his family living in Thailand shooting Only God Forgives. Top tier autismkino.

>>82794271
>Directed by his wife

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See Also:

The Gambler: Which follows Refn after he lost a bunch of money making Fear X.

NWR: Which follows Refn after the success of Drive.

>>82791244
BRANDANOWITZ

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>>82794295
>literally

>>82794408
is it his wife making all these docs about him? is she actually a stalker who just got really deep into it?

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>>82794455
No The Gambler and NWR where I think produced by Danish TV.

She shot and directed My Life because she had shit else to do in Thailand for 6 months

>>82794525
this is the best tv related wbem I kek every time

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she's more of a handler and trainer than a stalker tbphwyf

>>82791459

Rule faggots like you are the type of kids that asked for more homework. I hope you get rectal warts.

>>82790620

What kino is this?

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>>82794638
but its not even funny ryan pls listen

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>>82794724
>his wife cringing for him in the background

>>82794763
what's going on here? what's wrong with this guy?

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>>82791459
>but if you post female nipples
/TV/ IS FOR MALE NIPPLES ONLY

/TV/ IS A MALE NIPPLE BOARD, ALWAYS BEEN A MALE NIPPLE BOARD, AND WILL ALWAYS BE A MALE NIPPLE BOARD

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>>82794905
>what's going on here?
what's the problem?
>what's wrong with this guy?
pfft

>>82795007
fuck i love male nips

>>82788378

Based Walken

>>82795058
man their fucking house are space age compared to the rest of us

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>>82786849
top fucking kek, you made me literally chuckle.

>>82788320
What is she doing?

>>82791555

Based Hoyte van Hoytema

>>82795886
its a sex thing

>>82792213
what is this from?

>>82796393
VHS

>>82788750
why do film makers love pedophilia so much

>>82789017
haha it exploded at the end!

EPIC!

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>>82795437
It's a penthouse apartment at the top of a fancy hotel in Bangkok.

Fun fact they shot the end of Only God Forgives in there. The part when God kills mommy and then Goose cuts open mommy and to feel the inside of her womb.

>>82796693
Teagan Presley & ???

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>>82795886
being literal art

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>>82796693