YOU ARE LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO POST ITT IF YOU LIKE WATERWORLD

Waterworld reporting in

>>82777261

Do you have any supplies you wish to trade for my jar of dirt?

>tfw costner is asked by villagers to impregnate women in BOTH of these movies

Never seen waterworld but I really liked the Postman. I watched it before I saw Dances with Wolves though and I like that movie better.

I haven't seen the postman for a while now...might find it a little slow and boring if I did.

I unironically liked waterworld

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I really liked the book

Waterworld guy here.
I feel like it was really underappreciated, aside from that bland ending.

>>82777328
45 minutes with the wee one?

shit

>>82777089
I ENJOYED BOTH FILMS

KEVIN COSTNER IS MY GUILTY PLEASURE KINO

>>82777089
I've never seen the full movie but I watched parts of Waterworld on HBO like 10 years ago and I enjoyed it.

>>82777709
you got 7

>>82777089
I like the setting of Waterworld. It just too bad that now this idea will never be taken up again.

>>82777777
Waterworld get, nicely done.

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There's an ultimate fanedited restored cut of Waterworld on MySpleen that's 3 hours long. I'm tempted to watch it despite having seen the original version so many fucking times on TV over the years.

The Postman is a great concept and I really liked. My only problem with Waterworld is that feels disjointed: Sometimes it tries to be like mad max, sometimes a fantasy adventure and sometimes is really cartoony, I love Dennis hooper but he is over the top here.

The Postman feels more coherent and the setting is really interesting, also photography is really good. I can understand the hate for Waterworld, but not for The Postman.

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>>82777777
Damn son.
Also yea, its worth watching the rest. It still pretty much holds up, and the action sequences are really fun.

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>>82777777
weak

>>82777777
Checked

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>>82777777

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>>82777777

>>82777777
Nice

>>82777777
nice get

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>>82777777
What a shit get. Nice Thread Derailment though.

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who here /Revenge/?

watched the director's cut a while ago and the cinematography was fucking beautiful. apparently the theatrical cut is garbage but the DC is pretty great.

>>82777777
failGET

>>82777777
This is the shittiest get I've ever seen.

>>82777089

Postman was okay I think, I didn't watch water world.

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>Accepted a job offer to be a Mail Man 6 months ago
>Check email every day for sign of a start date from them
>Last week find out who to contact and ask what the fuck is taking so long
>HR indicates that I withdrew from the offer
>They probably called me in December and I missed it
>Literally waiting every single day for this great job for 6 months for fucking nothing
>Heart broken, crushed, devestaed,
>Still a fucking NEET


God damn it man. It was the first "good job" I was ever going to have. I would have been back moved out in no times. Now I have nothing again.

I was going to watch The Postman after my 90 day probation period at the Post Office was up as a milestone....

It hurts guys.

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>>82777889
>>82777960
>>82777976
>>82777983
I want plebs to leave

>>82777777
Kino post

>>82777089
i like water worl

>>82777089
I literally like both of these movies. I liked the Postman a lot more though, waterworld was just alright.

>>82777089
Waterworld.

Especially if you watch it as if it were a doc

>>82777089

Waterworld had a great cunny

evens - waterworld
odds - the postman
dubs - both

>>82777777
Fuck off

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>>82777777

>>82778009
Oh I get it, you liked it because it was a gigantic piece of shit. How rebellious of you.

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>>82777777
God damn it I was just trying to say something nice about a film on /tv/ for once and it ended up being a big get with disappointing content. I never asked for this.

>>82778171

You're an innocent man. I'm sorry this happened, friend.

>>82777777
>>82778171
It's an honest post, anon. Staged gets are one of the original cancers.

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>>82777777

i actually liked both, postman i liked more

>>82777089

We're going to have to use the Postman if we want to prevent Waterworld. Write letters to your Congressmen.

waterworld was on hbo the other night and i tried to watch it

jesus fucking christ the audio mixing in that movie is terrible. you can't hear what the hell people are saying half the time and there's no layering at all so it just comes out like a blurry mess of noise.

>>82777889
oh creepychan i miss you

>>82778333
No joke, I started coming to 4chan after seeing her on ANTM.
also checked

>>82778155
t. Landwalker

>>82778368
i might have started watching antm because of creepychan
or maybe i was watching it earlier
i forget

>>82777089
was basically forced to watch the postman once and hated it because of that but saw it again later and realized it costnerkino

A lot of people complain about the boring parts on the ocean, but those are my favorite. Realistic and comfy.

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>>82777089

Anyone who hates Waterworld is a terrible human being.

The setting was original, and even if it didn't feel like they spent near enough time on the movie, Costner was great and the lead actress was MILF-tier.

Good setting + Kevin Costner + MILF love interest = A great movie by default --- Also, the scene where they barter with the crazy guy for paper is absolute kino.

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>>82777777
shitty get

take your bateman and go, you fucking asshole!

Unironically loved them both and still do

>>82778006
Never slack anon. You can never assume things are working out behind the scene. I've made that mistake plenty of times but I'm working on it now. Always call and ask what's going on. ALways check your email every day etc

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>>82777089
I like the "idea" of The Postman and its setting a lot more than Waterworld, but if you asked me which movie I just wanted to sit down and watch start to finish, it would be Waterworld.

Both are ripoffs of The Road Warrior in a sense, but I think Waterworld is a little more of a ripoff, and I think the premise is kind of uninteresting. The water setting is just not that interesting to me, and I just don't really think it holds much weight because it's not even clear when the movie takes place or what made the ice caps melt, so it's not like The Road Warrior where it's clear that it's the not-too-distant future and that humans are responsible for their demise, which makes the story have a little more weight.

I think Waterworld got the most out of its setting/plot. The Postman pretty seriously wastes the setup and is just not that interesting. It's also wayyyy too fucking long.

>>82778006
I just got denied a job at my local post office sorting mail. Going on almost 5 years of NEETdom.

>>82777777
>crossposters from other boards hating on the get
Checkerino

>>82778667

In The Road Warrior, drought has spread due to global warming due to carbon emissions, in part due to burning gasoline which is seriously valuable in a future after Peak Oil. Although, Wikipedia says
>With supplies of petroleum nearly exhausted in the near future following a major energy crisis and a global nuclear war

In Waterworld, the ice caps have melted and the sea level has risen due to global warming due to carbon emissions, in part due to the burning of gasoline which is seriously valuable in a future after Peak Oil.

As for Peak Oil, see the 2004 book Crossing The Rubicon: The Decline of the American Empire at the End of the Age of Oil by Michael Ruppert, or see him in the documentary Collapse from 2009.

>>82778791
>newfag thinks that shitpost was an EPIC LEL xD get

suicide your person stupid stinky newfaggot

>>82777777
>>82777777
>>82777777

VERU NICE

>>82777698
Same, the book was comfy as fuck

>>82777089
My name is David Davidson, and I line Waterworld.

>>82777089
It's an unpopular opinion but The Postman was much better. The characters and plot were better. General Bethlehem stole the show. The postman himself was a much better lead role than the dude with gills on Waterworld.

I think The Postman influenced the Fallout games about as much as the original Mad Max movies.

Anyone else in the same boat? Everyone I've ever talked to likes Waterworld better, but to me it's not even a contest. Postman is better by a landslide.

I think the honest truth is most people have not seen The Postman, it came out around the same time, had a similar plot but it WASN'T the one with a small fortune dedicated on fake lakes and watercraft, so it didn't get the attention. When virtually everyone saw Waterworld because it was the highest budget movie ever at the time (and didn't remotely recover what it costed).

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>>82777777
ARE YOU NOW SATISFIED

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>>82777777
Include me on this screenshot.

>>82779174
FILTERED

there will be no screenshot stupid tripnigger, unless you're making one

>>82778667
This is my 2nd Unpopular opinion of the thread. First being >>82779121

In my opinion, if you compare the Postman to the original Mad Max trilogy, I like it better. Though I'd have to say Fury Road was probably better than Postman.

I don't think it's a rip off, outside of both being post apocalyptic movies. The plot the Postman is a lot more than a standard action beat-em-up movie like Mad Max. The characters' interplay is intelligent, and though there is action, The Postman more of a dramatic movie.

And I like the Postman's likable con man character who would greatly prefer to avoid violence and drama over Mad Max where there is virtually no interplay between characters, just a lot of fights.

>>82779393
what a hot take, thank you for your contribution to the television and film board of 4chan dot com

I understand the shit both movies got, but I genuinely like them, so fuck em. I like PoT and DWW, too.

Postman was cheesy bit I like it, havent watched it in years though.

>>82779498
Well, they mostly got shit because Keven Costner is not a very good actor, he has no range, and he can only play one character. His love scenes fall particularly flat.

Though honestly, both movies were pretty good barring Costner's wooden delivery.

I wonder if they were just ahead of their time. I saw both of these movies for the first time on tv in post 9/11 america and I loved them.

>>82779545
that doesnt account for critical responses to field of dreams, dances with wolves, bull durham etc

>>82779121
>I think The Postman influenced the Fallout games about as much as the original Mad Max movies.

Fallout came out September 30, 1997. The Postman came out December 12, 1997.

Maybe Postman influenced later Fallout games, I don't know, I've never played any.

I... liked them both.

I cant hate post apocalyptic movies, liked book of eli and i am legend as well.

>>82779573

Not that guy but I agree with
>Kevin Costner is not a very good actor, he has no range, and he can only play one character.

I guess Kevin Costner can also play "Kevin Costner being a dick", like in Waterworld, 3000 Miles to Graceland, Mr. Brooks.

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When I was in high school I told the class I wanted to fuck the little girl from water world. It was the beginning of the end.

>>82779638
I always feel like he tries to channel Mel Gibsons coolness but fails because he doesnt have the charisma to pull it off.

>>82779654
what compelled you to do this? answer quickly pls

>>82779654
wtf man

>>82779654
Do you have autism?

>>82779654
you don't have to say everything that goes through your head anon
did anyone ever let you know that?

>>82779654
What year of highschool?

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>>82779690
>>82779692
>>82779708
>>82779712
I don't know guy I don't fucking know why I said it. It was 7 years ago and I will never forget this fucking shit.
>>82779729
Senior. It was in the computer lab, we were making powerpoint presentations and my group started discussing movies and water world came up. I just said it and after I said it the room was silent and everyone was glancing at me.

>>82779751
I'm sorry but I can't believe someone would be that stupid.
And even if you accidently said it why not just say you were joking when you noticed how uncomfortable everyone got?

>>82779751
>Senior.


holy fuck you weren't kidding about the end, jesus man sort yourself out

>after I said it the room was silent and everyone was glancing at me.

i fucking laughed at this though

>>82779751
Like Chris-chan, you're too autistic to realize the crazy shit that goes over on here will not fly IRL.

Normal people tend to have a filter of socially acceptable things to say.....

>>82779776
Clearly you don't understand how autism works.

>>82777089
I like both. I've been reading David Brin lately. I like his Uplift saga, it would make a nice cable show.

Has anyone here seen the ulysses cut fan edit? It's damn good.

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>>82779792
I have a filter when I discuss shit on 4chan but when I'm face to face in real life my brain just turns off and I say whatever I feel like. The worst part is that this shit isn't even the most embarrassing thing I've done in my life, and not even the most involving pedophilia. I want to kill myself every day, it's why I have to constantly be watching movies and television, to forget the shit I've done. I can't get over it.

>>82777777
nice

>>82779859
>I have a filter when I discuss shit on 4chan but when I'm face to face in real life my brain just turns off and I say whatever I feel like.

Do you live in Bizarro World? You're doing things the opposite.

>>82779859
wtf now I want more stories

>>82779654
She looks like little anakin in the phantom menace.

>>82779859
greentext more embarassing stories. Let's get it all out there

>>82779393
>I don't think it's a rip off

You're thinking a little too hard. They are both post-apocalyptic movies featuring a warrior nomad who shuns any type of society but who comes across a group of people trying to stand up to a tyrant. Both protagonists want nothing to do with the fight, and just want to keep on going on their own. Both eventually give in and agree to help, and both choose to take the fight to the antagonists in a way that allows the other people to escape.

The Postman is more "dramatic" in the sense that there is more dialogue and there is a love story. That does not make it a better movie.

I don't really care if you like The Postman more than The Road Warrior, because it's just an opinion, but you are trying too hard to be a contrarian by saying that The Postman is objectively a better movie.

Waterworld reporting

is water world dieselpunk ?

>>82780677
waterpunk :^)

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water world was cool..

>>82780730
Hydropunk

Fuck that wet bag of charisma. I absolutely dispose Kevin Costner. He is probably the most flat and boring lead actor I've ever seen in films and they only movies he tries in are movies that have a southern hick character.

>>82777089
There is nothing wrong with waterworld. The complicated and subtle plot points were so far ahead in time and require such a high IQ to understand, autistic critics and brainless audiences had no hope of understanding it.

Waterworks gets a plus. Postman kinda sucked though, legally speaking.

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>>82779654
It was the start of a new beggining

>>82777089
Waterworld is great
Only reason it gets flack was budget at the time and going over it
The budget was tiny in comparison to now
If anything it was made too early but that saves it from shitty cgi
Great practical stunts and sets

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>>82777261
Paper
Have you ever seen paper before
*rolling my R's

Waterworld seems okay. I dunno. I didn't have a problem with it. You know, it had some ideas, it had some action. What do you want from an action flick? It wasn't going to be kino so if you went in expecting that you were stupid. I give it a B.

Never saw post man.

>>82781324
Lets not go full reddit.

>>82777089
Didn't hate them. Far better than Alien and Aliens tbqh

never seen postman but waterworld was interesting

>>82781802
But he's so good at it

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I like both.

The Postman is unironically cool.

>>82779859
Anon if this isn't the worst then what the fuck is?

>>82777089
There are people who unironically liked these movies? Postman is in the 10 ten worst big budget movies I've ever seen, and waterworld only narrowly misses it. Postman is one of those movies where it can't get any worse than it is, and then it does. It does this consistently throughout the film.

,

>>82777777
the most wholesome get

>>82781807
>Far better than Alien and Aliens tbqh
alright let's nog get carried away here

>Waterworld
>Postman
you forgot Dances with Wolves
now the holy trinity of /costnerkino/ is complete

The Postman is criminally overlooked. The score in particular is beautiful.

>>82777777
I'm with you, anon. It's a crappy movie, but entertaining kind of crappy.

>>82777089
Hey Hollywood where's the Waterworld remake/sequel/cash-in?

>>82777089
I like postman more, but they're both fine movies.

>>82777089

These are both fantastic movies and anyone who disagrees is objectively wrong.

>>82777656
>Never seen waterworld
Its almost obligatory as one of the most epic flops in film history. Its also essential post-apocalypic core.

Is Kevin Costner /ourguy/?

here's my comment

>>82777089
very well, wouldn't want to violate the law

Who /holnist/ here?

Mercy is for the weak

>>82777089

Postapocalypticostner-core

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>>82777777

Praise kek

>>82785190
I wish he would make five or six more movies like these

>>82778006
Time to go postal anon.

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>>82779654
>>82779751
>>82779859

>>82777089
both of them, proud

>>82777777
Be sure to include lots of ZOOMED WORDS in the screencap

>>82777089

Waterworld is a great movie. Fuck the haters.

>>82777777

>>82781780
40 minutes with the wee one, i like to do a bit of talkin

Not sale? Not for sale. NOT FOR SALE?

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>>82777089
Liked both, can you guys recommend some post-apocalyptic movies with a similar vibe? Already seen:
Mad Max movies
Book of Eli
I am Legend
Escape from NY

Thanks /tv/estites

>>82777089
I love these fucking movies. "Didn't you use to be famous?"

>>82777089
i liked both of them

For real though how depressing would it be to live in Waterworld? Every morning you'd wake up with up with the floor beneath you either rotted a corroded a little bit more knowing that the moment it sprung a big enough leak that you and everyone else you ever knew would die.

I remember when Waterworld was released(yea, I'm that old), everyone yelled :"most expensive movie of all times"!!!!

And then it was financial disaster and everyone proclaimed that movie was bad,
yet,it was an solid 6-7/10 post apoc flick, movie didn't looked expensive or epic, and that was guilt it carries from 90ies.
Maybe main problem was, you can see sea and you know, sea is blue, sky is blue.
Trying to turn it into sea Mad Max ruined pacing.
gills were an laugh tho,even then, where did

>>82787640
Keeeeenoh

Like waterworld more than the postman but both are comfy movies. I'm terrified of the ocean and the things hiding in it but movies about the ocean are some of my favorites.

>>82780147
(you)
(you)
(you)
Postman is average movie, flick if you will.
Maybe good on paper as 3-4 pages long story but as a movie it has shortcomings, even if maybe most realistic post apocalyptic portrayal of world on film.

>>82788453
Did you die while

I don't get why the general Waterworld hate, I mean there's far worse shit around and it's a nice movie after all
maybe it depends on the fact that it costed a shitton, production had an infinte aount of problems, and it bombed hard at the time, but c'mon still a nice movie

>>82777089
Like em both, send me to the camp.

>>82788080
Open sea is in reality highly claustrophobic.

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>Are all fish niggers as
bad-tempered as you are?

Jesus, Raimi what the fuck?

>>82788837
I mentioned couple of posts up, movie carries guilt from the nineties.
It's not fault of the movie but Hollywood was really butthurt because they expected Titanic and got...well...Titanic.
Honestly, whole "bad movie" karma came from Hollywood and not movie fault.
They overspend on okish movie, they really could make it for half the money(in studio),but they wanted open waters,so they got them.

Loved Waterworld, top tier action adventure, and the woman in it had spectacular tits.

Would have been better with some more sea monsters, but thats just coz I like monsters, and CGI was young and rubbish back then

>>82788804
I pressed send yhnn

>>82777328
i have some paper

>>82777089
>not liking WW

Waterworld fucking rules and I dont understand the hate it gets

>>82778287
Have you ever been on the high seas of daring and adventure? its loud

>>82778006
>it took 6 months to get in contact with someone in charge of hiring
how autistic are you? i know they're the post office but damn son. you could have, you know, gone to wherever you applied/interviewed.

I always call like 2 days after submitting an app and keep calling back even if they say I got it. shows initiative.

>>82788837
it wasn't a bomb, it was just expensive to make. it was profitable.

This is rarely talked about, but at the time that Waterworld was in production, and running heavily over budget, Universal Studios was in the process of being sold. Parent company MCA Inc was bought by the Seagram Company just after Waterworld wrapped production. Well, it bought 80% of it, but that gave it control of Universal.

However, Seagram was canny with the deal. Under the terms of it, MCA's previous owners, Matsushuita, agreed to hold on to $1bn of Universal's then debts. This isn't uncommon when one company buys another, but Seagram ensured that the production costs for Waterworld were mainly footed by Matsushuita. In fact, Seagram, and thus Universal, was only liable for spending that took place on the movie after June 5th 1995, when the deal went through. That, then, was the post-production expenses on the film. It's estimated that Universal, emerging under its new Seagram parent, ended up paying just $12m for Waterworld. The rest was effectively written off as part and parcel of a multi-billion dollar company takeover.

>>82778853
>peak oil
fake concept based on known reserves

there is a metric shit-ton of carbon locked up on this planet, don't believe the hype.

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>>82777089
Holy fuck, the little girl from Waterworld is Deb from Napoleon Dynamite. How did I not realize this?

God, how fat and ugly is she now?

>>82777089
What about Dances with Wolves?

>>82792337
interesting post, thanks anon

>>82792309
this jesus fucking christ u neet, how did u just wait for 6 months, your probably a running joke at that place now lol
>>82778006

Waterworld is Kino.

Waterworld remake when?

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The Postman is postalkino

Postman was fun
Waterworld was meh, but I enjoyed Postman
Never understood why these got so much hate. Postman has a cheesey-ness factor, but it's no worse than most stuff along similar dramatic lines
I always chalked it up to the budgets being too big

Also this >>82777878

>>82790545
I don't get it

>>82777415
Hmmm really makes you think that Costner has a cuckold fetish

>>82777698
I read it after seeing the movie, and actually liked it less. All the cyborg supersoldier shit wasn't great, and seemed like a more generic story.

Based Tom Petty really elevated the film.

>>82778006
I got my job with USPS by going in and introducing myself to the folks at the P.O. I applied for. USPS is always hiring. Try again and do it right this time. What position did you apply for?

>>82795502
>What position did you apply for?
I'm guessing Special Deliveries