Was Parker, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

You should seriously consider killing yourself.

Dallas /ourguy/
Ripley /ourgirl/
Lambert /ourboi/
Jonesy /ourcat/

Parker should just shut up and follow company orders

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Is it bad that I want to dress like the nostromo crew

>>82774757
give me the quick rundown on the bonus situation

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>>82774784

you should seriously consider the bonus situation

>>82774757
He was smarter than Captain Dallas. He deserved a bonus.

>>82774864
this needs to be updated with the Covenant situation

>>82774864
>Yutani corporation strikes covert deal with Vickers that allows them to reprogram and control David in order to avoid consequences of the bonus situation
WHERE ARE PROOFS HELLO

>>82774757
literally the only reasonable guy in the entire franchise
>hey, we finished our job, lets go home
>no, lets stop and explore this SOS signal
>this isn't in my contract, I want nothing to do with it, I want to go home
>Fuck you Parker

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no, pic related is

>>82775203
If they went home they wouldn't get paid

Alien 3 is streaming on cytu dot be slash r slash sleepsnug

>>82774784
Clearly you are a faggot that wont recive no bonuses.

>>82775339
>streaming a film
>streaming alien 3
>on cytu with all the little emojis

>>82774757

Right.

>>82774820
That guy was basically me
>Slowish but kinda smart
>Hangs around with his funnier buddy while they both make fun of women
>Walks around looking for cats that aren't his