Link does the cia pose every time he talks to someone in the new game
wow thats hilarious fellow 18 year old
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>>82774611
>there's a LOZ character named Cia
>>82774761
Why is this so funny?
>>82775253
And she's got the only tits in the franchise worth discussing. It's weird how little R34 there is of her.
>>82774761
kek my man
>>82774611
/tv/ doesn't stand for Terrible Video Games
>>82775317
How about the titty monster barmaid in Twilight Princess?
>>82775393
It's a Big Guy post you Hot Head
>>82775317
>>82775392
>Not Impa from Wand of Gamelon
The beginning of the game on the plateau is absolute kino. It's desolate, quiet. There's no music, just the sounds of wilderness. No trace of civilization, just ruins.
What happened here? Is anyone left? Then you meet the old man. He's just an old man, with a little cabin over there in the woods. He gives you some pointers, how to hunt, fish, etc. As you venture out, you encounter enemies that would be a cinch in previous Zeldas, but one hit and they kick your fucking ass. Oh shit, okay. This is how it's gonna be? Let's do this.
As you venture around the plateau you get a little stronger. Instead of broken rusty weapons, you scavenge from the weaker enemies you manage to kill. But the enemies are always stronger. As you venture up to the snowy mountain you realize you need warm food or a jacket to survive, so you get to cooking. You activate the towers, and find the shrines. You discover the guardian who awakes in that one shrine, and shit your pants. Nothing you throw at it even puts a dent in it. Holy shit, you know there must be some crazy shit out there beyond the plateau.
Then you go through the story and get the paraglider, and pick your first destination. As you venture out, you still have a few magical moments. Your first real guardian encounter. Sneaking into the castle when you're not prepared at all, and making out with some good shit. Your first Lynel fight, and getting your shit wrecked.
But as you progress through the game and go through the continents, you realize after a certain point that you've really seen it all. You start to realize how unfinished the game really is; how they didn't get to add all the enemies, and secrets they wanted to in this vast world. And the experience leaves you a little bit sad, as you realize how vast the potential could have been.
This could have been a Dark Souls-Like experience on a massive scale. Imagine everywhere you go there is something new around every corner. But it's not, and it never will be.
>>82774611
grow up and quit your fake hobby