Split Thread

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>ayy lmao will never pee on you

>>82769101
more movies need to have females urinating in their trousers its so fucking sexy

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>>82769101
PISS YOUR PANTS

>>82769148
It's fairly fucking depressing, you know.
Literally only attractive FAS, GoTfags just don't geddit

>>82769158
Right?
Hollywood is learning, slowly, it's becoming a little more common to have some sort of peeing or at least desperation from women. Just not nearly fast enough.

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>>82769271
WET
YOUR
GARMENTS

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>>82769361
SOIL
YOUR
BRITCHES

I just watched it yesterday
Real kino
McAvoy was amazing

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>>82769101

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>>82769458
URINATE
WHILE
CLOTHED

>>82769475
He really did do a good job.
I mean Patricia didn't really "sell" for me but Dennis mimicking Barry? Incredibly well done without being so "subtle" that it's impossible to catch. You hype for Glass?
Did you enjoy the wetting scene?

what are some wet pants kinos?

W-wait...this is in the movie? No wonder everyone likes it

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Alright, you guys convinced me, I'll watch this and Unbreakable now.

>>82769101
>SHIT YOUR UNDIES
Holy hell M. Night, I know you wanna get in touch with your roots but this was too much

They should've shown the wetting that would've been funny and n-not sexy at all ha ha. Ellen page should have a wetting scene too it would be h-hilarious

>>82769637
Yes i am hyped
Something i haven't been for quite sometime, but Disney will be involved and i really hate that
[Spoiler] yes i want a Broken qt to say that to me [/spoiler]

>>82769977
Yes.
It's actually a decent movie too.
Tbh the wetting scene is almost entirely unseen but it's enough.

>>82769898
Sadly I can't seem to find any. You'd think it'd be more common than normal pee scenes because less maneuvering to avoid it be explicit, but it's not really.

>>82770019
DC is dead, Marvel is AIDS, get on the Shyamalan Kinoverse train before it's too late anon.

>>82770108
anon
anon no
don't do this anon
you mustn't

>>82770132
I fucked up the spoilers

AGAIN

>>82770129
hehehehe
what a wacky bulge I've got
j-just scratching it vigorously during this comic relief/gritty realism scene heh
oh, wow it's like so "real" and like "in your face" how he won't allow them access to a bathroom
wow that...that sure is itchy...

>>82770132
>Disney will be involved
Wait what? How involved and to what degree? I hadn't been paying attention to the production details.

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>>82770135
POO IN UNDEROOS

all this cinematic pissfuverse needs now is jlaw

>>82770280
>Shyamalan requested permission to incorporate the character from Walt Disney Studios, which had produced Unbreakable.[9] Shyamalan met with Sean Bailey about the use of the character; they came to a gentlemen's agreement where Bailey agreed to allow the use of the character in the film without a fee and Shyamalan promised that Disney would be involved in a sequel, if developed.

I-I am sorry anon
You should really read about the production tho, this film has a nice story to it

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Beast is hot desu.

>>82770286
took me long enough but finally kek

good thread

>>82770530
Give me one good reason why ayylmao didn't wet herself out of either genuine fear or self-preservation habit when he started bending the bars.
Why do you test our patience, Shyamalan?

>>82770511
fug
At least he's still in charge on paper qq

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>>82769148
Not even the best girl.

>>82770511
>the character from Walt Disney Studios
Wiat what character?

>>82769101
her lower lip is cute

>>82769101
>>82769271

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W56p3AZEFPY

these are the kind of people that like split everyone, pure degenerates

>>82769148
Now rotate, zoom, and enhance

>>82770760
bruce willis

UNBREAKABLE was was produced by ((((((touchstone pictures))))))

>>82770802
I may be a degenerate who masturbates every single day to women pissing their pants, but at least I'm not some faggot who shills his same annoying-voiced 13yo babby's first film """""critic""""" movie in every single Split thread.
>7 likes 118 dislikes
TAKE THE HINT

considering Unbreakable is a series of long takes, Split should really have been less edit-happy. i can't even imagine what Glass will be like. undoubtedly it'll be the most important film of his career, if he messes this one up he is well and truly finished

>>82771104
he CANNOT fuck this up

I remember being like 11 and jerking it to the scene in die hard with a vengeance where she says "I'm gonna wet my pants"

>>82771104
He has it in him to be good director so he might pull this off. Honestly though if this succeeds, hes better sticking to making these type movies in the future.

>>82771078
>I may be a degenerate who masturbates to women pissing their pants

and nobody needs to read any further. I do appreciate your honesty

>>82771431
I'd rather have a pants pissing fetish than be a guy who uploads videos to youtube

>>82771394
big budget special effects action movies do not compliment Night's strength as a director, that's why Airbender and After Earth are so bad. he must have known that while making them, why couldn't he have just turned down making them

>>82771557
you got me there

>>82771104
>>82771260
>>82771394
Frankly he can fuck up all he wants, he regularly fucks up and always comes back because he doesn't need to be making A films to be comfortable.

But I hope Split is something crazy like nice long takes for a few scenes, then it does some crazy cuts and flashbacks because it's LE SPLIT STORY MOVIE OOOHHH BRAVO
No, but it would be cool. Definitely will watch even though chances of peeing content are slim to none.

>>82771384
I-I remember being last week and jerking it to that scene. I even have a WebM of just that from 8ch, but it wouldn't fit here.
What she says is: "The kids are fine, but if you wait much longer, I'M gonna pee in my pants" in that adorable high-pitched Boston accent.

>>82771431
You are a namefag and a shill and you don't belong on 4chan.

>>82771575
He honestly needs to do more 80s-style movies with actual plot and thorough acting and not a lot of special effects or special scenes or anything.

>>82769637
>Dennis mimicking Barry

Which part was this?

>>82772014
All of the parts with the psychiatrist up until she finally got him to admit it. You clearly need to watch this kino again to get the full dosage.

Besides if you hadn't heard yet there's this scene where the protagonist girl tells the other girl to pee on herself and it's worth another watch for that as well.

>>82771634
and (you) have shit taste

>>82770756
>filename

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>>82770802
>dropping your trip because everyone that sees you post filters you on sight

absolutely pathetic, you should neck yourself immediately

>>82769898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX5rUqIk1HA

>>82772979
can't let you splitfags get away that easy.
you need to suffer

>>82769148
i never understood the piss fetish until now

>>82773018
i've never even seen the movie you dumb tripnigger, i was just passing thru and recognized your gay ass name from other cancerous posts, and anons telling you they filtered you

>>82773050
so what you're saying is, you saw the movie and liked it

felt good to be able to watch this film knowing nothing about it

>>82773100
i'm going to go watch it right now and like it just to shit on your autism

>>82773173
>wasting time watching a shit movie just to spite me

by all means, please watch it.

>>82773148
you lucky bastard

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>>82773238
>wasting time posting on an image board critiquing anons who only know of you via your failures as a tripnigger

by all means, respond

>>82773312
the entire last act was legitimate surprise. was expecting a "she was the crazy one this whole time shes just loose in the psycho ward" ending

I just want to smell her hole. That's all. Yeast infection or not.

>>82773357
>wasting time posting on an image board critiquing an anon who critiques anons for being degenerates liking shit movies with piss fetishes

by all means, (you) first

>>82773034
Congratulations on your rebirth.

>>82773004
Oh I forgot about this one. In a towel, unbelievably good scene.

I want to kiss her neck

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>>82773518
>he replied anyway

>>82769101
god, that was so fucking retarded, what the fuck would i care if the girl i want to rape just peed on herself?

>>82773700
If you're an OCD guy who can't stand unclean things, urine would be a pretty big deal.

>>82773700
It's standard anti-rape instructions for women too helpless to defend themselves. Turns a lot of men off. Most rapists are actually kind of introverted, timid, and often sort of faggy. If that doesn't work the surer bet is for a woman to shit herself as the smell will put them off. Of course women tend not to actually do this because they tend to not actually be that averse to even actual rape, though they'll look back and freak out about it in hindsight and say it was worse than death and THAT'S why they didn't tell anyone about it all these years.

>>82773749
True also but she didn't really know he was OCD for a fact, though I'm sure she suspected from him picking the trash up off the dashboard.

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>>82773940
She noticed it. He cleaned the dashboard, then he cleaned the chair before he sit to choose the blasian girl.

>>82774104
Honestly, out of the three, who wouldn't choose the blasian first for anything.

>>82773700
The character he was in was a germaphobe.

>>82774186
A jew?

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>OCD
>muscular-ish
>prefers darker girls
>deep monotone voice
>permanent scowl expression
>likes to watch young girls dance naked
>authoritative

Dennis is LITERALLY me.

>>82770802
lmao

>tripfaggot
>shilling his youtube channel
>"degenerate"

Hilarious.

Her stupid cunt is like every other cunt you've ever felt. Just shut the fuck up.

It's probably a depressingly loose mess.

>>82774849
>25 unique IDs
>the only one mad about the "degeneracy" is the fucking tripfag/jewtube shiller

Would the stacy's plan on the beggining of the movie have worked ?

>>82773940
you seem to know a lot about raping women

>>82774937
Yes, literally all they'd have to do is trip him when he walked through the door and slam his head into the floor several times. Three on one and he's not the Beast until after he does the Ritual.

It was obviously right but le damaged t. knower abused girl said don't do it and wouldn't help, so the other two got fucking killed. Does being raped as a kid actually give you mental damage so you're literally incapable of basic objective thought or something?

>>82775083
Patricia was strong as fuck and could call on Hedwig to force Dennis out whenever she needed him.

Dennis was stated to be of such a level of psychicality that he could bench 4 times his own weight. Even if he was only 150 (and he wasn't), that's 600 pounds.

Dennis would've wrecked all 3. This is all explained in the movie.

>>82774308
while everyone on /tv/ is Hedwig

>>82775149
Are you implying an implication etc?

>>82775149
what, a great dancer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yVYSZ3UBgE

>>82775137
So his muh bench would have helped him keep his balance when he opened the door and two of them grabbed him and pulled while the third blocked his legs with hers and pushed him?
Because I was under the impression that benching didn't exempt you from the laws of physics.

>>82770019
>and Unbreakable now.
This has nothing to do with anything.

>>82775423
So you didn't actually watch Split all the way to the end?

>>82775423
You are stupid.

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>>82775258
I like how Nahasapeemapetilon decided to name drop Kanye in the movie, back in the day Kanye name dropped Mr. Glass and Unbreakable in one of his first songs

>>82770684

>Give me one good reason why ayylmao didn't wet herself out of either genuine fear or self-preservation habit when he started bending the bars.

She was raped by her uncle many times so it didn't phase her like it normally would.

>>82776886
You're a cruel man to deny me this, Shyamalan