Every time

>>82768656
He did nothing wrong

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>>82768656
>tfw he was supposed to be Adam Warlock

>>82768656
>Celestials are embodiments of universal ideals, concepts and emotions
>Names Ego

Gee, I fucking wonder...

>>82768692
He destroyed a Dairy Queen.

i would've just brought my human waifu to live on my surface

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>>82768656
>i killed your mother because i loved her too much

It's like asking if a virus is culpable. That's "Ego," ever expanding. But the father son stuff was well done all in all, made better by Kurt being so goddamned endearing.

>>82768810
>he likes Dairy Queen
I wonder how much they paid Marvel only to have their restaurant get eaten by the Kurtblob.

Do you think they ever walk in on teen groot masturbating haha just wondering lol

>>82768839
He killed her because if he didn't, he wouldn't have fulfilled his purpose.
>>82768872
Trees reproduce in ways different to animals, so no.

>>82768864
>Kurt will never eat my ass out before delivering a fat load of babybatter deep into my guts

>>82768656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4aujTbe7_A

so wait he gave his wife a tumor that conveniently didn't kill her until she had a full grown kid? why didn't he just wait til peter was born and take him himself?
if he wasn't planning on her having a kid and found out later, why didn't he kill her instantly?

>>82768839
loving someone too much can kill you and in the case of Ego if he doesn't go back to his planet then he dies

>>82768872
watch in the third movie they're in there will be some callback reference to an unseen event of such a nature as quips when groot is an adult, that "awkward teen phase" or some shit, jackson pollack, etc.

I actually felt bad for ego, he had one purpose in life, and he did his best to do it. He is probably true neutral on the alignment chart

>>82768930
>so wait he gave his wife a tumor that conveniently didn't kill her until she had a full grown kid?
They were treating her tumor so that's why she lasted so long.

>why didn't he just wait til peter was born and take him himself?
if he wasn't planning on her having a kid and found out later, why didn't he kill her instantly?
Because he loved her and didn't want to kill her with his own hands while also not wanting to see her dying.

>>82768656
name 2 other movies that do this

He was like this in death proof also.

>>82768969
killing innocent people and fucking with them != true neutral

>>82769029
seems kinda stupid. should've just stayed with his wife and waited til she died if he lives for a gorillion years

>>82769074
he wasn't a villain in death proof

>>82768930
>why didn't hr just wait till peter was born
he doesn't know which kid will get the celestial power

>>82768656
Just watched it. Film fucking sucked. What a waste of time.

>>82769107
Thanos is trying to fuck shit up

>>82769107
His human avatar didn't live for so long

You could argue he should have done this >>82768835 but there probably was a lot more on her side (family, her homeplanet, etc) which may have leaded to it not ending well

He's not human.
He doesn't think the same way as a human does.

He's only wrong from a certain point of view.

>>82769107
He literally couldnt stay away from his core for that long, hence whey he has visited her only twice and put the tumor in her.

His human body is only an extention of his core

>>82769147
why would he risk the chance of the mom dying with the tumor before the kid was born? given that he has an infinite lifespan and the cave full of dead bodies, he should be checking thoroughly to see if peter had the power or not considering IT'S HIS WHOLE FUCKING PLAN

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>>82769074
Stuntman Mike did literally nothing wrong. All the women in that movie were unlikable cunts who deserved to die. If for no other reason that because I had to sit through 2 hours of non-stuntman-mike scenes.

>>82769251
He has reserves

>>82769146
(you)

tfw no scene where in Ego is escaping Galactus.

Top tier cape film, minor complaint would be the insistent need to undercut emotional plot beats with cynical quips, it's effective almost everyone on the crew is overcompensating, but gets a little grating, as does a bit of Drax's characterization in that he's only played for laughs which don't always land. Everything else felt like a cosmic crossover/run on screen, very good.

>>82769261
Just face it, it was a bad movie. But that car chase was pure fucking kino.

>>82768656
We won't deny Marvel is very weak on their villains in the MCU, but what do you think of Ego?

He sure is one of the few memorable villains for me.

>>82769251
he has billion kids scattered around the fucking universe

>>82769261
honestly, I'm with you dude

>>82768692
Nigger tier dad

>>82769408
No he collects them all

>>82769408
He collected them all but they all failed, with exception to Peter who Yondu stole.

>>82769470
>>82769503
yeah i know but I'm talking about Ego putting tumor on StarMom and if not treated killing Peter with her, so what if Peter dies? He has reserves and remember he doesn't know who has the Celestial power.

>>82769311
I know it was a bad movie. That's what I'm saying. It was like 30 minutes total of 10/10 Kurt Kino separated by 2 fucking hours of "girl talk(tm)" by the most unlikable cunts imaginable.

It's like a gemstone hidden in a bucket of shit. It'd be great if someone recut the movie so that it's just the bare minimum girl talk bullshit.

>>82769646
he wouldn't say "fuck it, I got reserves"
he would be desperately checking each one, you headcanon pushing autist

>>82769646
The idea was that the tumor would kill her after Peter was born, since it usually takes a while. He probably figured out the math well enough, that by the time she died Peter would already be born and somewhat grown.
He just didn't think Yondu would keep Peter instead of delivering him.

>>82769667
The girltalk was alright, plus it provided some impressive action sequences.

>>82769713
>he would be desperately checking
he didn't though stop replying to me you stupid namefag

>>82769769
if he was that smart and calculated, he wouldn't have needed to kill her. he's EGO

so it's either bad writing or he's out of character

>>82768656
gotg2 was fucking boring as shit

>>82768930
He's really fucking old. 6 years is like a blink.

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>>82769851
He had two driving factors- his love for StarMom, and his purpose. He had to choose one, and he chose purpose.

His purpose would have kill her anyways later on, and remember he wanted to run away from that. Killing her well before was the only way to "cleanly" accomplish that in his mind, you can tell when he tries to explain his reasoning before Peter starts shooting.

>>82769873
>this desperate for (you)s

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RIP Yondu

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>the first scene of the movie is product placement
Man, fuck that. And this is coming from a 370 pound roll of chocolate chip whooppy dough

>>82769873
this, honestly

>>82770314
I think they handle the product placement well enough, considering nearly every product was destroyed and the only surviving product was a Microsoft Zune which they made fun of.

>>82769106
animals are true neutral even if they genocide other species

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>>82769295

>tfw I read your comment as "Ego gaping Galactus"

>>82770023
so he could've just waited out his wife's lifespan
it's more admirable than murder and time means nothing

>>82771292
>leaving her alone on another planet her whole lifespan instead of just ending right then and there

Does he die in the end like every other marvel villain bar loki?

>>82768787
I don't think so

>>82771385
It's pretty much a given, although he has more development and charisma than some

>>82771385
It's a more meaningful fight than every other Marvel film, but I do think his death is confirmed since Peter loses his powers.

>>82771385
There is no good reason to keep the majority of villains around.

>>82771356
I don't think you know how to read

>>82771531
>why didn't he wait for her to die naturally
Because he wanted to get Peter as a child, like all the others.
If he waited out her lifespan then Peter would have been much older. That's why he send Yondu out in the first place, to pick up the kids when they were young.

>>82771527

Yeah, comics have been doing it wrong for the last 60 years and the films based on them should distance themselves from an inarguably popular oart of the comics themselves.

Seriously, who the fuck would read spiderman if every month there's a new asshole with green face paint. Or Batman with a different clown themed villain who is not the joker every month.

Also the fact that Loki is one of the most well received villains if not characters in the MCU strictly because hes been developed over multiple films.

Kill yourself.

>>82771741
>I want to watch 20 movies of Spiderman fighting against the Vulture

>>82768656
People making Kurt Russell the bad guy need to be shot.

>>82771741
Different mediums anon, something that is necessary for comics to stay alive for decades doesn't work the same for movies

>>82771817

No, i just don't want literally every single villain except for loki, across 24 fucking films at this point to die at the end, because it's predictable as fuck and boring.

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>>82771843
he will always be a hero to me

>>82771858

It's still a storytelling medium. And the yin to the heros yang is the villains. Without strong, set up and explored villains (something you cannot achieve easily in one single film) it just becomes boring and predictable.

This is basic storytelling here, i don't understand why you apologists think its good that every movie ends in the same way.

>>82771892
Well rejoice because you still have Zemo and Loki

>>82771961
You must really hate stand-alone movies where everybody has 2 hours to get development and it all ends there

>movie has no black people
DROPPED

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>>82771902
Fuckin' a right

>>82772133
It has gold people, though

>>82768692
He straight up murdered a a bunch of people for literally reason.

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>>82772133
>implying

there's even a part where a white male/black female couple are driving away from the blue alien goo

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>>82772178

>>82772252
i want to make genetically perfect half gold babies with her and play video games with her

>>82772252
Was she hot because she was autistic?

>>82772315
Just something about an unearned sense a superiority that makes me want to rail this 10 karot cunt

>>82772252
>Quill didn't want to bang this

'splain this /tv/

>>82772460
He wanted but then Gamora looked at him weirdly and he remembered he actually wants to do more than banging the green chick

>>82772460
He wanted to at a later date but Rocket ruined it by stealing the batteries. That's why he was so pissed off.

And the fight over the controls of the ship was a fight to reclaim his manhood from the trash panda

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>>82772460
green>gold in this case, however I wonder how blue would stack up

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>>82772561

>>82772561
ok....

>>82768656
Is he the biggest chad on the MCU?

>>82772573
I imagine a lot of crying would be involved with that

>>82772831
Maybe she can find a nice guy to settle down with in the next film? Peter and Gamora are basically confirmed, but Nebula is all by herself :(

>>82769306
I like Drax. His brutally honest character is refreshing and it makes his emotional moments touching. All his scenes with Mantis, all the reminders of his daughter, and that pain he still feels culminate in that one shot of him holding her body above his head in a desperate attempt to keep her alive for as long as possible. It's a pretty decent character arc. I do agree with you on the snark undercutting serious moments to be a bit annoying.

Would you watch the third movie if it included Nebula NTR?

>>82772990
my own criticism is that the movie was a bit too afraid to take itself seriously during the more dramatic moments

>>82773044
Those parts made me pretty uncomfortable and I'm glad the humor was there to quell any weirdness

>>82773192
about 95% of the quips were decent

>>82773192
uncomfortable how? they're standard movie heart to hearts

>>82773363
Yondu's death was actually the most sad moment and there wasn't really a quip

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>That moment when Yondu puts on the OG GotG fin

>>82773619
>he was hiding that sick mohawk for 1.5 Guardians films

>>82773619
>that last scene with the OG GotG crew

>>82773619
I always thought he controlled the arrow with a robot tongue

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>all those surprising emotional scenes from this fucking guy

Scenes you found legitimately funny?

>groot with the human toe

And gags you thought were bad ideas or were delivered poorly?

>Nebula's it isn't ripe

>

>Stallone
>Kurt Russel

wat

>>82773837
I wonder if he'll be a part of the crew now that Yondu's dead and He was practicing using the fin and arrow in the credits scene.

>>82774020
even had fucking david hasselhoff.... yes it's that fucking bad

>>82773837
>I thought you would say "a pretty necklace or a nice hat and make all the other girls go ohhh" but, well, good luck with that *pats her shoulder*

kino, do you think they're gonna pair him up with Nebula in the next film?

>>82774020
>Stallone
>Russell
>Rooker
>Hasselhoff

Only Guardians could get away with this, and you almost don't notice it.

>>82774084
yes, he called starlord captain

>>82773944
Yeah, it isn't ripe didn't work at all.

>>82773944
The scene ended weird, something about the pacing

>>82768656
build my planet and explore the galaxy

change my planet based on thing on other worlds that peak my interest

>>82769072
harry potter 1 w/ prof quirrell
Interstellar w/ matt damon

>>82774268
It could've been better, and maybe I have a crush on Nebula but I thought it was okay. The "Hello boys" line right before it was worse

>>82769160
Not that Anon but he said he's away from the planet it wouldn't live long. Not sure how you missed that.

>which may have leaded to it not ending well
>leaded
Oh it's because you're a fucking moron.

The whole part with the airlock just made me think it was a bad pirates of the Caribbeans movie with dadrock

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>>82774434
>literal space pirates
>"it's like a pirates film"

why is this retard laughing non-stop

>>82774286
She should've just spat it out without saying anything.

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If these movies were standalone, not backed by the whole MCU, they'd probably be this generation's Star Wars. The first was a light-hearted action-comedy about a mcguffin that received overwhelming critical praise for the breath of fresh air it breathed into the lifeless superhero genre. Arguably one of the most original blockbusters of recent years - and I don't mean the story or anything, but just the style of it.

The second film is more character-driven and packs in emotion to build up the characters while not really sticking to an overall plot. It's getting mixed reviews from critics but, in retrospect years from now, will probably be considered the best of the three eventual films.

Of course, having Infinity War and not having Vol.2 really lead into a second sequel differentiates it a bit, but I think if there were one more movie after this it'd be a tightly packed trilogy. You may not like some of the jokes or think they're reddit: the movies, but when I watch these films I get the same feeling someone in 1977 probably did when they saw Star Wars. The biggest difference is that instead of ground-breaking special effects it's just bringing a new type of style and humor to a generally sterile genre (blockbusters in general, not just capeshit).

>>82774858
Is Infinity War actually the next film for Guardians? That's disappointing if true.

Personally I consider Guardians to be outside of Marvel's shitty connected universe

>>82772952
I like how she's actually a good person mostly, she just wants to kill her family.

>>82774998
and that's perfectly understandable all things considered

I like how aloof she is to other things

>>82768656
Anyone got a pic of that sweet saude jacket Ego was wearing in the 80's flashback on Earth?

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>>82773837
>find out he is actually the directors brother
>while shooting he steps in for rockets body double and reads his lines so actors have someone to play off

We already saw what he can do with the father son theme, Gunn should direct an FMA live action

>>82774946
They'll probably appear briefly in Thor: Ragnarok

But even if they don't show up there, they're slated to show up in Infinity War. I don't know how that will affect the plot of Vol.3. It might actually be a good thing because it will get Thanos out of the way and let Vol 3 focus on something else, but if Vol.3 references stuff that happened in infinity war then you can't really get the entire GotG saga out of just the films - you'd need to the context from Infinity War too which kinda sucks

>>82771741

Loki isn't just a villain, though. He plays both sides, and is integral to Thor. He's much more essential than people like Ronan or Kiseilius.

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>>82775081
>tfw marvel normies have ruined the only good Marvel film

>>82775081
Vol. 3's villain will clearly be Adam Warlock and the Sovereign.

>>82775213
This movies wouldn't have been made in the first place without the capeshit popularity so you take the bad with the good.

>>82775081
>get Thanos out of the way

On the one hand, that's good, but considering how tied up Thanos is in Gamorra and Nebula's backstory, if you were watching these movies without the context of the MCU, you'd think he's being built up as the big bad of the final film.

>>82775232

Will Adam Warlock be involved with Thanos, or did they tease him too late for that?

>>82774858
I honestly really dread the Guardians appearing in the main Marvel setting, especially if they're written by the standard MCU writers.

>>82775352
Not at all. Infinity War and Avengers 4 (to be named later) will be ~5 hours long together. The stated goal is to give Thanos his proper development (a little late, but better than nothing) in addition to saying goodbye to the Avengers and using the GotG to help save the universe, one more time. We'll see if it comes all together.

What movie will they unveil the Thanoscopter?

>>82775586
It's the Winter Soldier/Civil War team in full. I feel iffy on the cinematographer stepping up his game to something completely out of his usual stuff (also Neil Blompkamp movies). Silvestri will return from Avengers 1 to do the score.

I expect the Russos to have Gunn on hand to make sure characterization is right. If they did it with Peyton Reed/Antman, surely they'll do the same with Gunn/Guardians.

>LITTLE GROOT
Mother fucker who thought this wa sa good idea

These cross-overs are already feeling congested. And I can't stand Tony anymore.

>>82775792
I think Civil War stretched him in a good way. Whedon kept him in a rut and I think Spider-man homecoming isn't gonna push the needle in any way. I hope Russos complete their pivot of the Marvel universe away from Tony towards everybody else when Cap is the last man standing against Thanos.

>>82771741
TILL WE MEET AGAIN FOOLISH SAMURAI

>>82768872
I wonder what Groot's sap smells like haha just wondering
Do you think he is embarassed when he makes sap haha

>>82776293
well that'd be like his sweat so no

sap is not a reproductive product

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>we're never going to get another Red Skull performance from Hugo Weaving

>>82768656
If you didn't realize immediately that he was the villain, then you need to watch more movies

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>The Chain starts playing
>"You shouldn't have killed my mom and squished my walkman"
>cue Peter and Ego fight

>implying the scene with Yondu and Rocket retaking the ship wasnt kino

>>82772017

That's retarded. Unless said stand alone movies are part of a series, as the MCU films are, why would that bother me? They're two completely different sub-catagories of film.

> Why does this romcom have no romance?
> HURR YOU MUST HATE HORROR MOVIES!

This is how dumb you sound.

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>>82775975
>gets up
>I could do this all day

>>82775647
>in addition to saying goodbye to the Avengers
Oh, anon. You are adorable.

>>82778182
>Unless said stand alone movies are part of a series
contradiction

>>82778323

Exactly. My criticism is of the MCU, a series of films, and hes extrapolating my criticisms to stand alone films, almost like if i were criticizing a romcom, and he extrapolated those criticisms to a horror film.

You fucking nugget.

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>>82778392
>calling me a nugget

>>82778049
The whole movie was kino. It's not even capeshit, it's just an old fashioned summer blockbuster.

>>82773944
>Legitimately funny
Most scenes with Rocket. Best character.

>Awkward
Taserface. It was kind of worth the payoff of Sovereign laughing at it at the end, but they REALLY milked it before that point.

>>82768872
Do you think that Rocket ever makes the crew angry because his feet get stinky haha

i bet his paws are really soft despite walking around barefoot all day haha

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>>82768810
It's okay when Marvel does it.

No, really. When DC does this it's shit.

>>82768839
Loving one mortal (80 years) woman =/ living hundreds of millions of years and birthing a galaxy

>>82773944

>legitimately funny
>SHE JUST TOLD EVERYONE YOUR DEEPEST DARKEST SECRETS. YOU MUST BE SO EMBARRASSED
>the post-credit scene where the second-in-command guy accidently impales Drak with the arrow
>I think your hideous
>most scenes with Rocket
>most scenes with Drax

>Awkward
>Pacman
>Taserface (except the last one)
>some of their attempts at shoehorning in the music

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>>82769261
>Movie has to turn him into a giant pussy apropos of nothing so the roasties can beat him

>>82773944
Legit
>I'm gonna build some weird shit!

bad idea
>that entire ending fight scene
Even with not having Pac-man it still felt WAY out of place given the rest of the movie. The MoS flying around felt really forced to make it seem EBIC, they could have gone a little smaller and it would be okay.

>>82778886
Pac man was the only part I didn't like. I think the last fight could have been more creative. Have Peter makes some constructs or something

>>82768872
what a goofy question hahah lol. your such a weirdo anon

>>82778886
>The MoS flying around felt really forced to make it seem EBIC

This, it didn't make much sense because how did Peter even know he could fly around and put rocks around his body? I figured all he knew was that he could construct stuff out of the earth and light.

>>82779067
I would've kept it as a regular fistfight with elemental powers thrown in at the end, but nothing too crazy.

>>82768872
It's a James Gunn movie so yeah definitely.

>>82768839
he loved her. i'm sure he loved a lot of the women he fucked. But he didn't care about her and that's why he put the tumor in her. Actaully,that's the biggest thing that separated yondu from ego. He not only loved peter but he cared about him. Even in the first movie it was hinted that peter screwed him over many times yet he forgave him every time.
I actually like this movie a lot because its the one time that the actual father is heartless asshole and the step dad is the only one who ever gave a shit

>>82774087
>movie uses tons of big name critically acclaimed actors
>this automatically makes it a bad movie

Only on /tv/.

>>82768935
Gettin' reaaalll tired of this shit.

The human body Ego created is not in fact Ego. Ego is Ego at the core of the "planet". What we see is a representation of what Ego views as "humanity" or at least the parts he cared to see. While that particular splinter of consciousness may have dissipated in time it would only do that because it has no... psychological or spiritual inertia. It doesn't have those because it isn't a real consciousness.

>>82778589
how many layers of irony are you on though

These movies are going to go down like the 5th element

>>82780062
>I actually like this movie a lot because its the one time that the actual father is heartless asshole

Have you seen it with your wife's son?

Or hey maybe, just a crazy idea, you don't make the unstoppable, omnipotent physical manifestation of Ego a bad guy your heroes must defeat.

Maybe you just make him a part of the story and use him as a series of hurdles and hoops to jump through to showcase what you should actually focus your story on (hint: it's your main cast that's your focus). Then you could actually develop The Sovereign as a real threat instead of just some pissed off nerds.

WHOA THERE EASY DOES IT BOYO.

>>82778629
It's shit because people try to claim it as also being kino, you can't have your cake and eat it DC boy

>>82780649
Imagine what the movie would have been like if they didn't have to setup the entire goddamn thing so that the Guardians could defeat Ego.

>Mantis seems less shoehorned as a plot device
>Ego still existing for future use
>Further exploration into Quill psyche
>Cut dumb Gamorra/Quill fight
>No muh tumor shit
>Movie gains emotional depth
>Get an ending that makes any sense at all

>>82780376
>Lost 4channer sees an actual post
>" wha- how- where- is this? - memes? Irony- autistic..."

>>82775792

Tony Stark is a fucking criminal at this point, if he wasn't before. How could anybody be on his side after he created Ultron? It's hard to root for the hero when the villains are 100% justified in their vendettas.

Tony's character growth from the first Iron Man was undone years ago. He's the same asshole that he was in 2008, but now he has a hundred Iron Man suits.

villain should've been Galactus trying to eat Ego so the Guardians are escaping both Galactus and the Sovereign

>>82782393
Why'd you delete this, anon? Had a serious case of catharsis?

>>82769261
Zoe was based as fuck though

>>82782569
deleted mostly due to the fucked up spoiler . I can't stand when that shit happens

>>82775975
>liking cap

>>82768656
>Thinks all life in the universe is hot shit compared to himself

>Decides that all life should just be him because he's so great and plants part of himself on every planet his goes to

>Can't do it on his own so he fucks a bunch of aliens to try and create an offspring with some of his powers

>Has the offspring kidnapped over the countless millennia so he can see if they have the power. They don't, so he kills them

>Knocks up Peter's mom and plants a tumor meant to go terminal in her brain so he and Peter won't have any emotional attachments to Earth when it's time to collect. More than likely did this with other lifeforms he met.

>Also "found" Mantis as a baby and never bothered to raise her properly showing he already lacked any form of parenting skills and viewed her more as a tool which resulted in her lacking any form social skills

Ego didn't do anything right and was an awful parent.

>>82774785
This. It's these absent bits of polish that tell me how little they actually care, and how stupid they expect their audience to be.